Randomly practicing evil skills, the nuclear light shines everywhere
Chapter 59 Forced out from the mouth!
Chapter 59 Forced out from the mouth!
Monk Fubao's eyes were cold, and as his true energy surged, a black and red palm print appeared out of thin air.
"Master, please spare me, I really came too early!"
Monk Zaolou was so frightened that he almost died.
Immediately, he started to recount all the stories about how the master and disciple had collected herbs together in the past.
"Are you really experiencing premature ejaculation? But why did you become like this?"
Monk Fubao asked in surprise as he looked at his disciple with bulging chest muscles.
Has this turned into a woman?
"Master, it's a long story!"
Monk Zao Lou said angrily, "My disciple has become like this because of a demon named Zhang."
Soon, he told everything about Zhang Yu's passing through Fubao Villa and how he taught him evil skills, turning him into a hermaphrodite.
At the end of his speech, Zao Lou monk burst into tears and cried out heartbreakingly:
"Master, you must avenge your disciple. Kill that old demon Zhang, or use Joy Zen to mummy him..."
Upon hearing this, Monk Fubao's eyes flashed slightly.
Hermaphrodite?
Could it be the legendary celestial being?
Thinking of this, Monk Fubao interrupted Monk Zaolou's talk of revenge and said calmly, "Disciple, take off your clothes and let me see your symptoms!"
"As ordered!"
Monk Zaolou was not suspicious and did it quickly.
Monk Fubao examined it for a moment, then let out a sound of surprise.
"Sure enough, this is the legendary celestial being, or celestial maiden!"
"It is said that if a high monk rides on a celestial being or a celestial maiden, he will not be contaminated by the filth of the world, and will be able to see his true nature and attain enlightenment!"
"God is really helping me, hehehe!"
"..."
The voice of Monk Fubao made Monk Zaolou feel something was wrong.
What does it mean for a great monk to ride on a celestial being?
Could it be that the master wanted to use him as a foot pad and even make him lick his feet in the future?
He is the only one who grabs women and licks their feet to use as foot pads!
How could he lick other people's feet as a doormat?
He doesn't accept this!
"Disciple, you should practice this Wuchen Sutra now. The sooner you master it, the better!"
Monk Fubao took out a thin secret manual from his pocket, handed it to Monk Zaolou, and said, "When you have achieved success in your cultivation, you can change your Dharma name to Bulou Tiannv, hehe..."
"Thank God, the Buddha has blessed me! It seems I will also be able to attain Bodhi and ascend to the Bodhisattva stage. Hahahaha..."
Monk Fubao looked genuinely excited.
The words he spoke were also incoherent.
But the monk Zao Lou beside him turned pale with fear, and said hurriedly:
"Master, I'm not a celestial being. I haven't urinated in a day and I'm feeling really choked up. I plan to find a miracle doctor to perform surgery, otherwise I'll die..."
"You want to destroy the body of the celestial being?"
When Monk Fubao heard this, his eyes turned cold.
This is the key for him to see Bodhi, he will not allow anyone to destroy it!
Even the celestial beings themselves can’t do it!
Monk Zaolou said tremblingly, "But Master, if I don't destroy it, I will die!"
"It's okay. In my Wuchen Sutra, there's a secret method that can force the urine in your body to be discharged into your mouth. It won't suffocate you to death!"
"What if it's a large size?"
"Force it out of your mouth as well!"
When Monk Zaolou heard this, he felt like the sky was falling.
He had seen some insects that used their mouths to eat, drink, defecate and urinate.
But if he is asked to do this now, wouldn't that mean he will die?
He's not a bug!
At that moment, the monk Zao Lou wailed:
"Master, I'm not a true celestial being. I became one after practicing that old demon's evil skills. I'm afraid standing on it won't have the effect described in the scriptures." "Who said that?"
Monk Fubao's eyes were fierce as he glared at Monk Zaolou: "If you dare to gossip again and say that the effect of the Heavenly Man is gone, then I will kill you!"
Talking and talking.
A burst of black and red true energy burst out from his body, pinning Monk Zaolou firmly to the ground, making him unable to move.
"Practice quickly and don't play any tricks!"
Monk Fubao was muttering to himself, and at the same time, the pressure on his vital energy, which had already leaked out, increased a little bit, causing him great pain.
Before he became a monk, he was a bandit in Majiazhai and never followed any principles in his actions.
As long as the goal can be achieved, all means can be used.
Even though he is now the abbot of Fubao Temple, his temper has not changed at all.
"Master, stop chanting. I'm practicing. I'm practicing!"
……
the next day.
Outside the Red Building and Jiange.
Thousands of people gathered at the Waveless Beach, all eyes fixed on a huge sword platform in the center.
Zhang Yu and Murong Xiaohua were also mixed in the crowd.
At this moment, Murong Xiaohua pointed at the colorful glow above the Red Tower Sword Pavilion and said, "Brother Zhang, that's the divine sword that's being fought over here, the Aurora Sword!"
"It's rumored that holding this sword can increase the power of the user's moves by 30%, even significantly increasing the power of those in the True Essence Realm..."
"The Aurora Sword is truly extraordinary!"
Zhang Yu looked at it for a while and nodded slightly.
This sword is completely different from ordinary swords made of steel. It can not only emit colorful light, but also amplify the power of the user's true energy.
With the extremely strong true energy in his body, if he holds this sword, he might be able to fight against any master in the early stage of the True Yuan Realm!
It really is a magic sword!
Now, Zhang Yu wanted to seize it even more.
If I had him, I would have more power to resist the government's crackdown in the future.
A moment passed again.
A gorgeous woman wearing a purple-gold palace skirt, with a fairy bun on her head and double pupils in her eyes, flew down from the Jiange.
She hovered in the air, looking at the people below, and said coldly:
"I am Zhao Ruyi, the Lord of Jiange, and I now declare:
The warriors holding the arena tokens are now standing on the sword fighting stage. No restrictions are imposed on any means. Whoever comes out on top will obtain the Aurora Sword! "
"let's start!"
Zhao Ruyi had just finished speaking.
Someone in the crowd suddenly burst into laughter.
Everyone immediately shifted their gaze.
Then he saw a monk wearing a golden cassock, with his feet on the backs of two girls. He kicked his feet suddenly and jumped onto the sword fighting stage.
"This is Monk Fubao from Fubao Temple. I didn't expect him to come too. We're in trouble now!"
"Yes, this monk Fubao is extremely cruel. He not only likes to use beautiful women as foot mats, but also...
He even doesn't let men go. I heard that he has killed hundreds of people with his powerful medicine. He is truly a Shura among Buddhas!"
"You are just a bald donkey, waiting for me to exorcise the demons!"
Just as the crowd was talking, a figure wearing a Hunyuan scarf and a yellow Taoist robe rushed onto the platform, surrounded by billowing yellow smoke.
"This is the Taoist Tangping from the Tangping Temple. I heard that the martial arts he practices are derived from the Huangtian Dafa of the Taiping Dao..."
The crowd exclaimed again.
Then several masters of the True Qi realm walked up to the platform tremblingly, and everyone shook their heads.
This momentum is obviously much weaker!
"Brother Zhang, with those two True Yuan Realm masters around, you have no chance of winning. Let's leave quickly!"
Murong Xiaohua advised again.
Zhang Yu smiled slightly and did not answer, but a cloud of smoke suddenly rose from under his feet, and then rose into the sky in full view of everyone.
……
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(End of this chapter)
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