After rebirth, they all want to monopolize me

Chapter 17: Really useless
A new day, just a few hours before Jiang Li's file was sent to Shoulong Division.

At five o'clock in the morning that day, just as the sun rose, the alarm clock on Jiang Li's bedside table rang.

"Meow."

The calico cat on Jiang Li's chest stretched out its little paw and patted Jiang Li's chin, as if to say, "Stinky poop scooper, turn off your alarm clock for this meow king! This cat king wants to take a nap!"

Jiang Li flicked the calico cat's soft paws away.

Turning around, the calico cat was pressed under Jiang Li, and its four little feet kept kicking Jiang Li's belly.

After reaching out to turn off the alarm clock, Jiang Li sat up from the bed.

After Jiang Li got up, without the human-shaped meat pad of its owner, the calico cat stretched out its little paws, rubbed its eyes, and jumped off the bed in a daze.

While Jiang Li was washing up, the calico cat leaned at Jiang Li's feet to catch up on his sleep.

While Jiang Li was eating breakfast, the calico cat was also eating cat food with its eyes closed.

Jiang Li checked his phone, but didn't see anything about what happened in Baixiang Lake last night on platforms like Douyin and Bilibili.

But this is normal.

The Shoulongsi organization should be specifically responsible for dealing with similar matters and reducing the impact on society.

However, as the spiritual power revives and the concentration of spiritual power in the world becomes higher and higher, can the entire world conceal it?
Jiang Li found it unlikely.

After all, there are too many pigs abroad, and those pigs have never done anything good.

After breakfast, Jiang Li found a mat and spread it on the balcony, facing the direction of the rising sun.

The reason why Jiang Li got up so early was to practice the "Pure Yang Sword Technique" and absorb the yang fire of the morning sun to temper himself.

"Heavenly fire tempers the sword, the sun forges the soul, the three-legged golden crow transforms the sword into a scar. When the purple palace opens, the true fire is revealed, and the red heart shines to break the heavy darkness. When you start, you should draw the energy of the morning sun, and when you turn your wrist, you must close the Big Dipper. The energy flows through the Shaoyang meridian and the Dai channel, and the mind is focused on the Danzhong to determine the fate of the world."

Jiang Li sat cross-legged on the mat, silently reciting the Pure Yang Sword Technique in his heart.

This time Jiang Li was particularly careful, fearing that he would go astray.

"Meow."

The calico cat walked to Jiang Li's side and looked up at its owner.

Strands of light like smoke surrounded Jiang Li's body, entered Jiang Li's nose, and came out of Jiang Li's nose.

The calico cat stretched out its little paw and gently touched Jiang Li's side. It immediately retracted its pink little paw as if it was pricked by a needle.

Beads of sweat the size of beans emerged, flowed down, and dripped from Jiang Li's forehead, wetting his clothes.

Spiritual power continued to gather around Jiang Li.

"No way!" The calico cat was shocked.

Two hours later, Jiang Li suddenly opened his eyes, and the fiery red spiritual power spread out, blowing the calico cat's hair like wind and waves.

Jiang Li stretched out his hand, clenched his fist, stood up, and jumped again.

"What an amazing feeling."

Jiang Li couldn't help but exclaimed.

He felt his body become lighter and stronger.

If I say that I used to be a powerless programmer who only dared to talk nonsense on the Internet.

Now, I feel like I can knock down a fitness guy with a pointy head with one punch.

Of course, it's just a feeling.

Jiang Li took another broom, took off the broom head, placed a piece of paper five meters away from him, and swung the broom hard with his hand.

"Wow!"

Jiang Li cut the A4 white paper into two halves in the air.

But it wouldn't work if it was a plastic bottle. The sword energy was not powerful enough and could only leave a mark on the plastic bottle.

"I can cut white paper within five meters, but I can't break a plastic bottle. What realm is this?" Jiang Li asked Jiang Yunxi in a WeChat message.

Early in the morning, Jiang Yunxi replied immediately: "First level of Qi training realm."

Jiang Li asked again: "What level is it?" Jiang Yunxi was typing.
Jiang Yunxi canceled the input.
Jiang Yunxi is typing.
Jiang Yunxi: "The quality of Qi training realm varies. Yours is considered to be very high."

Jiang Li: "So, what level is it?"

Jiang Yunxi is typing. Jiang Yunxi cancels the input.
"Pure Yang Sword Qi has a special attack on souls and bodies."

"Besides the soul?"

"Do you really have to know?"

"Ok!"

"Well, if you have a sword, maybe one person can defeat two huskies with minimal losses."

Jiang Li's brow twitched as he looked at the message Jiang Yunxi sent him. "Sorry to bother you."

Jiang Li put down his phone and rubbed his eyebrows.

I thought I could beat the strongest guy, but it turns out I only have the strength of a Husky?
The calico cat lying on Jiang Li's shoulder looked at Jiang Li's dissatisfied expression and couldn't help but give his owner a blank look.

You, a weakling who lacks exercise, are able to defeat two huskies with low losses at the first level of Qi training. That's already very impressive, isn't it?

For most people, the first level of Qi training only makes their original physique a little stronger.

Moreover, many people have practiced for several months but still cannot enter the first level of Qi training.

Including the time you practiced yesterday, you only spent a few hours in total.
Jiang Li looked at the rice bracelet and it was almost eight o'clock.

After taking a bath and changing clothes, Jiang Li filled the cat bowl and changed the water in the cat's automatic drinking fountain.

"Be good at home, your master is going to be a social animal, and please don't destroy the house."

Jiang Li patted the kitten's head gently and went out to work.

"Meow meow meow! I'm a big cat, I won't destroy the house."

The calico cat meowed a few times and watched its owner close the door.

In the small living room, the calico cat twisted its cat steps, looking here and there, as if it was patrolling its territory.

"Meow~"

The calico cat yawned and lay back on Jiang Li's bed, basking in the warm sunshine.

Such a good day.
But there are not many days like this anymore.
"Meow! Practice hard! Protect your master!"

The calico cat perked up and sat cross-legged on the bed like a human, with its two paws resting on its thighs.

While repairing the cat, the calico cat nodded its head and fell asleep.

The calico cat had a beautiful dream. In the dream, it transformed itself into a maid costume and patted its head in front of its owner. The owner could not help but pounce on it.

Then the calico cat's little feet in white silk stepped on the poop scooper's face, and the corners of its mouth curled up: "Xiao Lizi, it's okay if you want to touch me, but are you willing to only touch me from now on?"

Jiang Li held Jiang Sanhua's white silk ankles and said, "I do!"

"you swear."

"I swear!"

"Look at how impatient you are. You are such a loser."

Jiang Sanhua's cheeks flushed slightly, and her white silk feet retracted their strength.

"Fuck, I was so sleepy from practicing that I even forgot my car keys."

When he arrived at the community parking lot, Jiang Li realized that he had forgotten his car keys, so he hurried up to get them.

"What about the cat?"

Jiang Li saw that there was no cat in the living room, so he walked back to the room and found Jiang Sanhua lying on the bed and snoring.

It's normal for cats to be sleepy.

That's right.
What's wrong with this cat's sleeping position?

Why is your butt sticking up so high? And why is it moving around?

(End of this chapter)