The prince is more stable

Chapter 118 Disgraced
The Song and Liao dynasties enjoyed peace for decades, and Xiao Guangjing was a wealthy and powerful young man who grew up in a peaceful environment.

He swore that this moment tonight was the most critical situation he had ever encountered in his short life.

I don't know why, but my stomach started to hurt out of nowhere, and then the urge to poop came so quickly and violently that I caught myself off guard.

As they got closer and closer to the changing room of the inn, Xiao Guangjing's eyes were red, he gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, moving forward almost step by step.

At this point, you dare not move too much, even taking a step may result in complete failure.

Waves of surging pressure attacked his city gate again and again like an army attacking a city.

Fortunately, Xiao Guangjing is an adult. Even though his life experience is not rich, he at least has basic common sense.

He knew that he must not believe anything at this moment, otherwise he would be ruined.

This journey was not long, but Xiao Guangjing had to go through extremely hard times. He still had a bright future, and his future life should have been colorful.

Therefore, he absolutely could not make a fool of himself on the land of Song, otherwise the Liao emperor would be disappointed in him and his father's political enemies would use this as an excuse to attack him.

Looking up with difficulty, I saw that the simple changing room was not far ahead, about less than thirty steps away.

His stomach was hurting more and more. Xiao Guangjing used his willpower, which he was proud of, to fight hard, supporting himself, holding his buttocks together and slowly dragging his feet forward.

Finally, when the city gate was about to fall, Xiao Guangjing finally rushed into the toilet. He didn't care about the stench inside and the flies flying everywhere. He quickly turned around, lifted his robe, took off his pants, and squatted down.

The movements are smooth and neat, flowing like water and completed in one go.

Crackling and booming!

Squatting above the pit, Xiao Guangjing let out a long sigh, and even tears welled up in the corners of his eyes.

No one knew that at this moment tonight, he had restored the image of the great Liao Kingdom.

Yes, no one knew. At this moment, Xiao Guangjing felt like an unknown hero, and no one knew about his contributions to the Liao Kingdom.

At the critical moment, he turned the tide. From the courtyard to the toilet, God knows how hard it was for him to walk this way. After returning to the Liao Kingdom, he really wanted to give a report meeting as a hero and describe in detail his feelings at the critical moment tonight.

His stomach still ached slightly, and the city gate had already been lost, but he was no longer anxious, and even felt a little bit of enjoyment.

After completely relaxing, Xiao Guangjing smelled the stench in the toilet and the simple, leaky environment.

Xiao Guangjing frowned, covered his nose, and his eyes showed great disgust.

After arriving in the State of Song, Xiao Guangjing acted unruly, making unreasonable demands and being picky about everything.

Some of these behaviors are real, and of course some are fake.

When envoys came to the court for negotiations, everything from their daily lives to their words and deeds was part of a game between the two sides, all in an effort to gain more benefits for their own countries.

But Xiao Guangjing did have mysophobia, this is true, he didn't do it at all.

It is easy for people who are born into a powerful family and have been pampered with fine clothes and delicious food since childhood to develop this kind of bad habits.

The toilet is used by the servants and waiters of the inn, so the environment is naturally not very good. If the situation was not urgent tonight, Xiao Guangjing would never have stepped inside.

At this time, the physical problem was being solved, but Xiao Guangjing really couldn't stand the smell inside, so he could only cover his nose and breathe through his mouth.

After tonight, no, not even after tonight, he decided to go back, overturn the table, call all the officials and entourage of the Liao delegation, and smash the post station.

Xiao Guangjing squatted in the toilet. At this moment, his hatred for the Song Dynasty had reached its peak. He wished he could go back and persuade the Liao Emperor to start a war against the Song Dynasty.

After a while, the pain in his stomach finally eased and Xiao Guangjing let out a long sigh.

Then, Xiao Guangjing began to think about the aftermath.

Yes, it happened suddenly, and he didn't bring any toilet paper. There was a toilet token hanging next to the pit, made of bamboo, with a slight bulge on one end...

As for how to use it, just scrape, scrape, scrape... then rinse it and leave it for the next person to use.

Would someone with eccentricities use this?

It turns out that even if no one indulges him, he has to use it even if he doesn't want to.

With a grim face, Xiao Guangjing picked up the toilet token with two fingers, and his mood became worse.

He wants to kill anyone.

The pit was too simple, with only two wooden planks on top for stepping. Xiao Guangjing's feet felt a little weak, and for some reason, he kept feeling a little shaky. Xiao Guangjing was no longer angry, he had a vague premonition that something was wrong.

He didn't believe any of the bullshit just now, and now he didn't dare to believe the wooden planks under his feet. He felt that something was going to happen!

To be on the safe side, Xiao Guangjing stretched out his arms and hooked his fingers into the cracks in the wooden wall next to the pit.

Just as it was hooked, the next moment, the wooden board under my feet suddenly made a cracking sound, and then the two boards broke at the same time and fell into the pit.

Xiao Guangjing was shocked. He immediately exerted force with his fingers hooked on the walls on both sides, tightly clamping the gap. Now his whole body was hanging in the air in a squatting position in the pit, like a gibbon hanging from a southeast tree.

Oh, and naked.

Xiao Guangjing never expected that fate would deal him a surprise blow.

This moment is more critical than just now when I was holding my butt!
The fingers hooked on the wooden walls on both sides became weaker and weaker. Xiao Guangjing stretched out his legs and tried to cross the pit and land on the ground, but he really couldn't exert any strength.

What's worse is that the fingers holding onto the wooden wall have completely lost their strength.

Oh no, it’s over!
Xiao Guangjing's eyes were filled with terror, and he couldn't help but yell, "Someone come here!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a plop!
At the same time, countless torches lit up and rushed towards the place like long snakes.

"I just heard the Liao envoy's voice. Where is he?"

"It's nearby, hurry up and find it!"

"There was all this noise, someone was struggling inside!"

"It's the Liao envoy! The Liao envoy fell in! Save him quickly!"

"Pick it up, pick it up! Yue——!"

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Prince Chu's Mansion.

Zhao Xiaoqian looked at Qian Zhongshen with a strange expression.

Qian Zhongshen sat in front of him with a look of self-blame and shame on his face.

The Minister of Rites usually pays attention to the word "ritual", including the Zhou rituals, the Han rituals, the rituals of Confucius and Mencius, and the rituals between the monarch and his subjects.

As for Qian Zhongshen, for some unknown reason he was possessed by evil spirits, he believed the lies of the Prince of Chu and even personally plotted to harm the envoys of Liao.

Yes, everything that happened last night was arranged by Qian Zhongshen, but he dared to swear to heaven that he was just the executor and someone else came up with the idea.

The Minister of Rites actually took the lead in violating etiquette and harming foreign envoys. Such behavior...

If Qian Zhongshen had any sense of shame, he should have committed suicide to apologize to the world.

Fortunately, Qian Zhongshen had been in the court all his life, so his thick skin was still tested.

He felt that he could not die and would continue to contribute to the Song Dynasty for the rest of his life.

Zhao Xiaoqian looked at him silently for a long time, then sighed softly, "Minister Qian, you had quite a blast last night! I woke up early this morning and heard about it at the palace. It made me so sick I couldn't even eat breakfast."

Qian Zhongshen was startled and said hurriedly, "Sir, I'm not the one who's playing big, it's you. You came up with the idea!"

"Okay, okay, don't worry. I won't hold you responsible. It's no big deal. Just keep your mouth shut." Zhao Xiaoqian said nonchalantly.

Qian Zhongshen sighed and said dejectedly, "I have never done such a terrible thing in my life. My reputation is ruined!"

"Don't talk nonsense, I just want to ask if you had a good time last night."

Qian Zhongshen said nothing, but a smile flashed in his eyes.

"According to the Crown Prince's instructions, the official who drank with the Liao envoy last night secretly put a little bit of croton seeds in his wine, and then calculated the exact toilet that the Liao envoy would go to in a hurry..."

"I sawed off half of the two planks in advance. Not long after the Liao envoy stepped on them... Haha, well, cough cough, I lost my composure. I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have done that."

Zhao Xiaoqian didn't care about that. He laughed a few times and then asked, "How is Xiao Guangjing now?"

"I heard from the officials at the post station that after being fished out last night, Xiao Guangjing was rinsed dozens of times and vomited all night long until dawn. He should have gone to bed by now."

(End of this chapter)