Minglong

Chapter 23 I Have a Good Plan

Intermittent words were transmitted from the outer courtyard to the bathroom.

Lin Wanyi held the Zhenglun sword in her left hand, leaning against the bathtub, her eyelashes moving slightly, and then she opened her eyes a little sleepily, with confusion in her eyes.

Why did I fall asleep?
The detoxification loss is too great...

I just had a dream. Xie Jinhuan seemed to be standing in the room. She was like a ghost, saying all sorts of nonsense. She even asked Xie Jinhuan to touch her...

Why would I have such a dream?
Could it be that what you think about during the day you dream about at night...

Lin Wanyi was full of doubts. After a while, she gradually regained consciousness.

The noise that woke her up was now clearer:

"Which room is my aunt in? Let me go in and take a look..."

"Um……"

? !
When did Xie Jinhuan come back?

Why is Perilla here too?!

Lin Wanyi looked down and found herself naked in the tub. She panicked, feeling as if she had passed out from excessive masturbation and woke up to find herself surrounded by her aunts and uncles...

Realizing that something was wrong, Lin Wanyi quickly responded and hurriedly put on her skirt, her face flushed red.

I heard my own girl chatting halfway:

"Wow! Coal Ball~, come here!"

"Goo~"

"It looks really good! This must be about 6 or 7 pounds, right? I'm afraid it won't fit in one pot..."

"Guji?!"

……

Lin Wanyi was completely dazed. After putting on her skirt, she forced herself to calm down, acted as her usual intelligent self, and gritted her teeth to open the door.

squeak~
In the outer courtyard, Lin Zisu was holding a coal briquettes and chatting with Xie Jinhuan. When she heard the voice, she turned around and found that her aunt's skin was white and rosy. She didn't know how much nourishment she had received. Her eyes were inevitably strange:
"Auntie, are you done washing?"

"Yeah. Xie Jinhuan went out for some work just now, so I'm resting here and taking a shower."

Lin Wanyi didn't know how she fell asleep. She felt extremely embarrassed and quickly changed the subject:

"Zi Su, are you confident in refining the Dragon Blood Pill now?"

When Lin Zisu heard that alchemy was a big job, she immediately became excited and came forward with a coal ball in her arms:

"Dragon Blood Pill is too mediocre, and it takes a month of ingestion and soaking to see results, which is a waste of time. I'm thinking of a 'Shenglong Huohu Pill' that will work immediately after taking one pill, and it's more than ten times more potent than Dragon Blood Pill..."

"What?!"

Xie Jinhuan was just about to get two stools from the living room for the two to sit on, but when he heard this, he was startled and turned around and said:
"really?!"

"Don't listen to her nonsense."

Lin Wanyi quickly held the mischievous girl down and said earnestly:

"All medicines are toxic. The Dragon Blood Pill has been refined by generations of alchemists to become the miraculous body-building formula it is today. Even a small amount more could damage one's foundation. It's ten times more potent right from the start, and it works after just one pill. How dare she refine it and do you dare eat it?"

Why wouldn't I dare?

Xie Jinhuan was being hunted all over the city and was thinking about how to escape this disaster.

If the medicine could be ten times more effective and work with just one pill, his level of cultivation would probably be able to ascend to heaven. At that time, he could retreat to Feng Ling or elope with Apia. Wouldn't this difficulty be avoided?

However, the tenfold effect of the drug took effect immediately, and it could indeed become a "stretching legs and staring eyes pill"...

Jia Zheng, who was standing at the door, saw that the young lady was acting up again and interrupted:
"Young lady's talent for alchemy is unrivaled in Jingzhao Prefecture, but her skills are still not fully developed. Last time, she made a 'Dao Xing Rapid Increase Pill', claiming it would instantly double one's Dao strength, and even had Elder Li Jing come to test it.

"As a result, after finishing his meal, Mr. Li performed the 'One Sword Light Chills Thirty-Two States' move, even faintly touching the threshold of a super-grade skill!"

Xie Jinhuan had heard of Li Jing, the vice-president of Danyang Academy, a genuine first-class swordsman. He was surprised:
"So domineering?"

Jia Zheng sighed:

"It's certainly overbearing, but the downside of this pill is that it can confuse people's minds and make it hard to distinguish friend from foe. Old Li was like a madman at the time, laughing maniacally and yelling, 'Old Mu, die!' He chased Master Mu all over the academy. If Master Mu hadn't been so advanced and knocked him unconscious with a single slap, he might have torn down the Danyang Academy..."

Lin Zisu heard about his own glorious deeds and explained carefully:
"I guess Old Man Li just wants to kill Master Mu, and the elixir is just an inducement." "What about Master Tie of the Iron Phoenix Chapter?"

Lin Wanyi pushed Zi Su to sit on the chair and scolded her:
"Master Tie is very busy with official duties and has a bad temper. He has some liver qi stagnation. The academy asked you to prescribe a medicine to regulate his condition, but you ended up prescribing 'Laughing Powder'. This made the dignified military commander of the royal palace grin foolishly for three days. Even the nickname 'Iron-faced Yama' has become 'Big Fool'..."

Lin Zisu rubbed the coal balls and said confidently:
"Master Tie always looks downcast all year round. How could he not be suffering from liver qi stagnation? Just tell me if it will help."

The two of them didn't question this.

If it was just the side effects that were alarming, and no outstanding effects, Lin Zisu's nickname should be "Deadly Poison Milk" instead of "Poisonous Hand Medicine Girl".

Anyway, the idea behind Perilla's medicine making is that the problem will definitely be solved if the person eats it. As for whether the person is still alive afterward, it all depends on how strong his horoscope is.

Xie Jinhuan was in a state of drinking poison to quench his thirst. Even though he knew that this little medicine woman was unreliable, he still sat beside her and asked for advice:
"Shenglong Huohuo Wan, what are the side effects?"

Lin Zisu moved the small stool in front of her and said excitedly:
"Whether it's the Dragon Blood Pill, the Vein Strengthening Pill, or even the 'Demon Transformation Pill', their effects are essentially the same. They're all for strengthening the body. The only difference is the dosage and the ingredients used.

"The Dragon Blood Pill's recipe is conservative and leaves a large margin for error, so naturally there will never be any problems, but the medicinal effect is not fully exerted.

"And the strength of the demon sect is usually half a level higher than that of the other sects. Do you know the reason?"

Xie Jinhuan said thoughtfully, "The demon's medicine is more powerful?"

"Not only medicine, but also skills, methods, etc., all are used to the extreme."

Lin Zisu continued to explain like a little teacher:
"Whether they are immortals or Buddhas, or demons and Taoists, they were all born and raised by their parents, and the natural materials and treasures they use are all taken from the same universe. There is no essential difference between them.

"Taoists, warriors, and monks, whether practicing martial arts or using natural treasures to enhance their cultivation, must first ensure that they do not harm their minds, alter their physical structure, or leave permanent injuries. They must also consider the person's endurance.

"But the demon sects don't care about all that. The purpose of the 'Demon Transformation Pill' is to strengthen the body. They dare to use anything, hoping that every single medicine will exert its full efficacy. If it succeeds, the body will be comparable to that of a demon beast, and if it fails, it will turn into a monster that is neither human nor ghost. How can the body forged in this way be weaker than that of other sects?"

Xie Jinhuan understood what he meant when he heard this:
"Miss Zisu's 'Shenglong Huohu Wan' is actually a demon-transforming pill?"

Lin Zisu quickly shook her head: "How is that possible?"

"That's good……"

"The recipe I've researched is even more extreme than the Demon Transformation Pill! It can make Master Xie's muscles and bones as vigorous as a real dragon and tiger, and his bones and blood as radiant as a phoenix and unicorn!"

?

Anyway, it doesn't look like a human, right?
Isn’t this an enhanced version of the Demon Transformation Pill?

Xie Jinhuan took a deep breath, thinking about the current dilemma, and asked solemnly:
"So, what's the price?"

Lin Wanyi, also an alchemist, sat beside him, combing his wet hair with a comb:

"The price is that if something goes wrong, at best your body will explode and leave no trace, at worst your body will be deformed and transformed into a demon. With your abilities, I estimate you're still a first or second rank demon."

Jia Zheng also nodded: "Based on the young lady's past performance, it has always gone wrong, and it has never been successful."

Lin Zisu was a little unconvinced: "That's because there are no suitable herbs, and the efficacy is not enough, how can there not be problems?"

"You didn't say that beforehand. You always promised me that everything would go well. So, was there ever any problem?"

"I'm trying to get some medicinal herbs. The academy only has a few rare and precious herbs. If you don't guarantee it, why would the teacher give them to me?"

Lin Zisu said this and began to instigate Xie Jinhuan:
"Master Xie, if you can secretly dig up a Jiazi Lotus plant that has been cultivated in Zihui Mountain for over 600 years and bring it to me, I can help you make an elixir. I guarantee that the medicinal effect will be ten times stronger and the effect will be immediate!"

"..."

Xie Jinhuan really needs a panacea to help him improve his cultivation and break through.

But if you want to quench your thirst with poison, you have to quench your thirst first. How could he dare to try a game that he has a 100% chance of losing?
If he takes the pill and turns green-skinned and grows two big teeth, he will probably have to marry someone else for the rest of his life.

However, the "Dao Xing Rapid Increase Pill" sounds somewhat useful. It can kill indiscriminately without distinguishing between friend and foe, and can be used when the whole world is your enemy.

And if he were to be exposed, he would obviously end up in this situation...

Thinking of this, Xie Jinhuan asked:
"Miss Zisu, how much is one of your Rapidly Increasing Dao Pills?"

Lin Zisu blinked: "My aunt won't let me sell it, saying that she's afraid of causing a catastrophe in the martial arts world. If you want it..."

Lin Wanyi felt that Xie Jinhuan was about to be fooled, so she pulled Zi Su up and said:

"Don't trust anything she makes. What if something happens to you after eating it? It's getting late, and I have to go back and prepare the Dragon Blood Pill for you. Bye."

Seeing this, Lin Zisu could only stand up in disappointment, but before leaving, she secretly raised a finger behind her back...

(End of this chapter)