Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 366: The Ambition of Rocking Car King Zhang Ze and Fu Ji

As the saying goes, the first thing to do when you go out is to go home. Zhang Ze flew out of the ice cave and flew back again.

Because something was left in the cave.

Still remind him of everything.

After Zhang Ze left the ice cave, all the corpses suddenly came back to life and kept flashing garbage task pages at him.

Go to Prince City and pick up a penny and give it to Xun Wei.

Find Grandma Li’s cat or something.

And it kept making dripping sounds in the direction of the ice cave.

Ever since he got his diary back, Zhang Ze had a feeling that Tong had actually opened up to him, but for some reason, he couldn't say it clearly.

Zhang Ze now felt that he and Tongtong had reached a tacit understanding. Usually, in this situation, Tongtong was reminding him of some important information that he couldn't tell him directly.

Being reminded of all this, Zhang Ze remembered another thing, that is, in addition to forgetting things, he also did not take off the black autumn clothes called Night Demon Emperor Armor, which was actually a perverted tights.

Wearing this to meet people in Taizicheng is basically equivalent to social death.

Because of this little episode, the heroic spirit that Zhang Ze had worked so hard to display was mostly gone. After a while, Zhang Ze returned to the ice cave.

What he forgot was the base of the rocking car.

I don’t know if it was because of the rocking of Meeme, but the thing separated into two parts after it stopped. Zhang Ze only folded up half of it when he was folding up the rocking car.

The base remained in the hole.

Back in the cave, Zhang Ze changed out of his tight autumn clothes and pointed at the base, wanting to put it into his treasure bag.

But after filming for a long time, the base still did not move.

"Huh? Welded to the ground?"

Zhang Ze stepped forward and gently kicked the base.

It was as hard as if it was welded to the ground.

Meeme found it interesting and jumped to the ground. She cast a spell to let her soul leave her body and wanted to go in to take a look, but her body was only halfway in before she was bounced out.

Meow Meow covered her head and said, "This is a box, just like the old man's box. I can't get in."

"Box?" Zhang Ze circled the base twice. After a moment, he found some clues on the side.

There's a small gap there too.

For coin-operated use.

Zhang Ze could be sure that there was no coin slot on the base of the rocking car before.

This thing appeared here after Meow Meow finished singing a whole song of "What's Your Dad's Dad's Name".

The rocking car was just a decoy. The thing in the base seemed to be what I wanted to hide in my previous life.

Zhang Ze took out a Marshal coin from his pocket and threw it in.

This time, the nursery rhyme "Dad's Dad's Name" did not play. Instead, after a dripping sound, the base began to deform.

A white light enveloped it, and the base floated up. When it floated into Zhang Ze's hand, it turned into a rectangular magic weapon.

Um.
A fairy-like, very Chinese-style radio with a coin slot.

This radio is golden red all over, and has all the necessary knobs and speakers. The only thing that is not beautiful is that the antenna is missing.

Zhang Ze turned the radio over in his hands, took out a Marshal coin and threw it in.

There was a creaking sound, and the radio indicator light flickered on and then went out.

A moment later, a compass formed by spiritual energy appeared above the radio.

In the northeast of the compass, an antenna icon lit up. Zhang Ze identified the direction and found that the antenna seemed to be in the direction of Prince City.

"What a coincidence."

Prince City.

The first person Zhang Ze met when he entered Prince City was not Old Tang, but an unexpected person.

His master.

"Master?" Zhang Ze hurried forward, "What are you doing..."

Zhang Ze remembered that his master had just broken through a while ago and entered the realm of refining emptiness. Although half of the great monsters in the northern border are missing now, his master should not have come here.

Old Li did not answer, but walked up and looked Zhang Ze up and down, and only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that he was fine.

"What have you been doing this month?" asked Lao Li.

"Nothing, I just fell into a pit again. The time inside and outside the pit is different. I didn't realize I was lost for a month."

After Zhang Ze finished speaking, he brought up the previous topic again.

"Master, why are you here? Aren't you afraid of that?"

But Old Li waved his hand and said, "I asked Senior Zhuluo to temporarily seal my cultivation back to the Spiritual Transformation Realm, so I can move freely here for now."

Seeing Zhang Ze hesitate to speak, Old Li frowned and said, "Don't be so mean. I did this because I'm worried about you."

"Hehehe." Zhang Ze smiled and said nothing more.

"By the way, what is that in your hand?" Old Li pointed at the radio in Zhang Ze's hand.

"The radio, the thing you listen to, is now automatically searching for the antenna." Zhang Ze explained seriously without any joke.

As expected, Lao Li didn't understand.

"You're full of nonsense. Well, Sect Leader Tang Ji is waiting for you. He's at..." Old Li glanced at the compass on the radio. "Steward Tang should be with that antenna of yours right now. Go quickly."

After saying goodbye to his master, Zhang Ze followed the compass and arrived at the City Lord's Mansion in a short while.

At this time, Old Tang was the only one in the mansion. The Taoist priest was wearing a green robe, with his legs bare. He was holding his ancestor's treasure, the Tianyan Pan, and standing in a courtyard, staring at the air.

"Master Dao, what are you doing?" Zhang Ze stepped forward and asked.

Dao Ye was not surprised by Zhang Ze's return.

"Master Dao, I am waiting for Broken Plate to deduce the secrets of heaven. I have calculated for half a month, and Broken Plate said that the old method for this chaotic situation is in Prince City.

"Now that I'm here, it's playing dead again."

As he spoke, Old Tang brought the plate to his mouth, blew on it, and then wiped it with his sleeve.

I don't know who I learned this trick from.

However, it was of no use.

The Tianyan disk was still vibrating and humming, as if it had crashed.

"Then Taoist priest, do you need my help?" Zhang Ze asked.

"Need not."

"Then you go ahead and do your work, I'll go find something first."

"What are you looking for?" asked the Taoist priest.

Zhang Ze, "Looking for the antenna. I lost the antenna of my radio."

The Taoist said "oh" but didn't understand.

Mr. Liu Dao was posing alone in the garden. Zhang Ze followed the compass on the radio and after turning a few corners, he arrived in front of a two-story building.

Judging from the specifications, it should be the residence of that powerful marquis.

Zhang Ze climbed in through the window and found the radio's 'antenna' in no time.

To be precise, it is a walking stick, a walking stick that has been polished and covered with patina.

After Zhang Ze held the crutch, the light on the radio turned from red to green and the compass disappeared.

Zhang Ze used his crutch to hit the radio, but there was no change in the radio. However, a clear whistle was heard in the yard outside the window.

It's Old Tang.

Old Tang, carrying the Tianyan disk, strode up to the second floor. "Hey? Boy, how did you find this place? Did you find your antenna?"

"I think I've found it, if this counts as one." Zhang Ze danced his crutch and handed it to the Taoist priest.

When the Taoist priest took the crutch, the Tianyan Plate also emitted a bright light, shining on the crutch.

According to the deduction of the Tianyan Plate, this crutch is the thing that can break the deadlock.

Zhang Ze, "..."

You know what, this broken plate is quite accurate.

The rocking car that the Marquis is looking for is a radio, and his walking stick is an antenna, which is not only reasonable but also well matched.

That marquis was indeed related to the sudden chaos in the northern border.

But the question is how to put this thing together.

"Master Dao, take a look, what is this?"

Old Tang took the cane and examined it carefully. "It's just an ordinary magical tool. There's nothing special about it. It... Hey, wait a minute."

Old Tang pulled out a talisman from his sleeve, looked at it with some heartache, and finally lit it. As the talisman lit, a touch of gold and stone color appeared on his fingertips.

After Old Tang's entire hand turned shiny silver, he pointed a finger at the crutch.

Old Tang cut open the outer layer of the crutch's mysterious wood, which had been refined many times through sacrifices, and the crutch's true appearance was revealed to the two.

A small silver locket. A small locket hidden in the cane, with a coin slot on top.

Zhang Ze took out a Marshal coin and threw it in without thinking.

The small box floated up and then fell to the ground. Enshrouded in a burst of white light, the small box began to grow larger.

Finally it turned into a rocking car.

A Peppa Pig style rocking car.

Looking at the youthful smile of Pigsy, Zhang Ze felt that he might really be seriously ill.

If you hid something in your previous life, just hide it. Why do you have so many rocking cars?

"What is this?" Old Tang asked, looking at the handsome Pig Man.

"It's hard to explain, just watch." Zhang Ze wanted to catch Mee Mee, but Mee Mee disappeared after entering the city. At this time, only Old Tang was around, and it was really embarrassing to let the Taoist sit on the bicycle and drive it.

Helplessly, Zhang Ze could only sit on it reluctantly and then put in a coin.

The stars are blinking, and the moon is drawing a question mark~
Under Old Tang's gaze, Zhang Ze started rocking along with the nursery rhyme.

For the sake of peace in the North, this sacrifice should be worth it.

"Master Dao promised me that this matter would remain confidential."

The Taoist priest made a gesture that it was all right, and then quietly hid the Tianyan Plate behind him.

The mute, honest, and harmless Tianyan Pan began to use his extraordinary skills to conceal the secrets of the surrounding world. After making sure that Zhang Ze would not find out, he transformed into a small walnut, pointed it at Zhang Ze, and began to secretly film him.

This is a very sad thing, because the style of Tianyanpan was distorted by Zhang Ze.

What's even more sad is that Tianyanpan is not the only one who engages in secret filming.

On a tree outside the yard, Zhang Ze's master Lao Li stood on the top of the tree, with Mie Mie sitting on his shoulders. At this time, the old man and the child were holding a small walnut and secretly taking pictures of Zhang Ze.

After patrolling around Prince City and making sure that everything was clear, Old Li left a statue outside and returned to the city. On the way back, he happened to meet Mee Mee.

This was not the first time the two met. When they were in the illusion, Mee Mee disguised herself as a little earth fairy and lurked beside Zhang Ze, and the person who treated her best at that time was Lao Li.

Although no one knows how old Mimi is, she is actually very lacking in love because her memory has been constantly erased and she is a bit of a dog.

The same is true for Old Li. Since none of his disciples are normal people, and Zhang Ze and Fu Ji are too independent and can find food on their own, he is in need of younger ones to take care of him.

Maybe this is fate. The old and the young get along very well. Old Li needs a granddaughter, and Mee Mee just needs a grandfather.

"Is this okay, Grandpa Li?" Meeme asked in a low voice, holding up the small walnut that Grandpa Li gave him.

"Of course, no problem. It would be a shame if such precious images were not preserved and passed down to future generations."

Although he was concerned, he felt no burden at all to let Lao Li cheat Zhang Ze on such a small matter.

"If Zhang Ze finds out about this later, he won't retaliate against me, right?" Meeme asked.

"It's okay. I've got your back. How can that kid Zhang Ze rebel? Besides, look, it's not just you and me who are secretly filming."

Following where Lao Li pointed, Meeme saw a Tuotuo fuji on the other side of the wall.

Tuotuo Fuji in the form of a giraffe.

She stretched her neck, with a small walnut on her head, and was secretly taking a photo of Zhang Ze from another angle.

"Hehe, this is really fun. I want to send it to me."

Giraffe Fuji was muttering to herself while uploading the video to their private group in real time.

Fuji family.

There are between one hundred and one thousand people in the group, all of them are fujishi.

It’s not that Fu Ji doesn’t want to add others, but others simply can’t stand it. After entering, no one can last more than half an hour.

Because that group chat, to some extent, materialized the inner thoughts of fujiji. Countless fujiji chatted non-stop in it, and the information generated was basically equivalent to mental pollution.

The spiritual pollution that can crash the Emperor's Flag.

The video of Zhang Ze riding the rocking car was immediately deleted by the massive amount of messages after it was posted in the group, but a few little fujoshi still saw it.

There are not many lesbian girls in Prince City, only eight. Except for the one who was lying on the wall and taking pictures secretly, the other seven were hiding in a cave.

They are foraging, or hunting.

"Hoohoo, come and see! There are fun things here." The smallest little girl greeted them while carrying a small walnut that was bigger than her.

"Ouch! Let's see later. First, figure out what to do with this thing. And don't step on my feet!"

"Hey, who stepped on your foot? You don't even have feet. You're wearing slippers!"

"Okay, stop arguing. Just listen to me. Let's get straight to the meal!"

"Oh no, I'd better report this to Master Li."

"No, if you tell anyone, you won't get anything to eat!"

Seven little fujijis were chattering, and under them was a little white guy with a swirl on his face.

It was probably because there was a flaw somewhere in the Great Wall that this little white guy was lucky enough to wander here, and then unfortunately was caught by Fu Ji on the spot.

The pollution that the little white man brings with him has no effect on the rotten girl. On the contrary, in the eyes of the rotten girl, this thing seems quite delicious.

Exudes a charming aroma.

I want to eat it so much.

These little fujoshis have already started planning to find an excuse to go to the Great Wall and start eating at the buffet.

After a tense and exciting quarrel, the seven little gay girls reached a consensus to eat alone.

Just as he was about to take a bite, a little fuji suddenly raised his hand and said, "Wait a minute!"

"What happened?"

"I remembered something! Senior Brother Zhang Ze said that when eating strange things, you should be more polite and not scare people!
"Eating people is stupid behavior, so as the youngest one, you put away your chopsticks!"

"Oh."

The other six rotten girls tilted their heads and thought about it, and then they realized that this was the truth. Then they gave up their savage eating and put away their chopsticks and bowls. Instead, they held hands and formed a circle.

The rotten girls began to merge, and finally turned into a fungal mat that covered the little white man.

However, the "toxicity" of the little white man seemed to be greater than imagined. Although he could not kill the little rotten girl, he still had some impact on her.

As the little white guy was dissolved and swallowed, the noisy voices of the little corrupt girls were heard from the fungal mat.

“Hey, it’s delicious!”

"Yeah! I'm going to eat them all!"

"Wuhu! I want to rule the four continents and become the Queen of Fuji! Who agrees! Who opposes!"

"I agree! Huhu, oops, why do I feel like I have a stomachache? Wait a minute, I want to..."

……

While Fu Ji was performing the "evil ritual", Zhang Ze had already completed the rocking car ritual.

The rocking car stopped and the coin slot on the side of the base was revealed.

After inserting the coin with ease, the base turned into an antenna in a flash of white light.

"What then?" Old Tang asked, looking at the small stick in Zhang Ze's hand.

"Then, put them together." Zhang Ze said.

After plugging the antenna into the radio, Zhang Ze turned the knob.

There was no deformation, no new rocking car appeared, and the radio made a rustling sound, as if it was really being tuned to FM.

Following my feeling, the radio frequency was tuned to a suitable position.

After a series of squeaking sounds, the spiritual energy transformed into a specific frequency, and a woman's voice came from the radio.

"Hello, hello, is this Brother Qiang?"

Without waiting for Zhang Ze to answer, the woman continued.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter who it is. Let me make it short and don't interrupt. I am Yu Qing, the Demon Lord of the Fox Clan."

"I know something's happened outside, but don't panic. The situation is under control. No matter who you are, don't come to the Arctic Ice Fields. The most urgent task is to rebuild the Northern Wall and eliminate those viper spirits.

"There's only one way to deal with those ghosts, and that is..."

However, at the critical moment, the voice of the fox demon sister Yu Jie suddenly stopped, and her words turned into meaningless noise.

It seemed like something went wrong over there. No matter how Zhang Ze adjusted the radio, it could only play this recording over and over again.

Old Tang and Zhang Ze looked at each other and said at the same time, "I...you go first."

Old Tang raised his hand to signal Zhang Ze to come first.

Zhang Ze was not pretentious, but he did not mention the radio. He pointed at the window behind Old Tang and said, "Master Dao, look, what is that?"

Old Tang looked back and saw a giant object rising from outside the wall of Prince City.

An aggressive, round, elastic, translucent butt.

"That's the solution to the ghost thing!"

The little fuji who had been eavesdropping and filming suddenly threw her head in through the window and said to Zhang Ze happily.

"I've done something great again!"

(End of this chapter)