Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 354: Super Beasts Have No Pain, Little Earth Fairy Doesn’t Feel Pain
At this moment, the earth fairy stands on the earth.

Zhang Ze's golden elixir was embedded in his chest, providing him with backup energy that would be cut off in three minutes.

The silver body is slender and fit, with simple golden lines appearing on the surface, full of philosophical atmosphere.

The overalls that he never took off and treated like a brother had long been torn to pieces.

Perhaps it was because there was some meowing element mixed in the golden elixir, the little earth fairy's head had pointed sides, with two curved horns protruding from both sides of his head.

However, because the horn was not curved enough, the little earth fairy at this time looked more like a monster with ox horns than a naked man with goat horns.

But even so, the little earth fairy was quite satisfied.

He felt like he was back on top again.

If there is one thing that is not beautiful, it is that he currently has no control over his own body.

"Please lend it to me for five minutes, please." Little Earth Fairy begged Zhang Ze, "I promise to be obedient in the future."

Zhang Ze, "Five minutes won't do. We can only move for two and a half minutes in total like this."

Little Earth Fairy, "Just once, just a little, please."

Being inside the body of the little earth fairy at this time, Zhang Ze could more or less feel the little earth fairy's emotions.

He thought about it, and although he knew that Xiao Dixian'er's promise was bullshit, he still temporarily handed over the control to Xiao Dixian'er.

After all, the little fairy is his toy, so he should be rewarded.

The power returned to the little earth fairy's hands, and Zhang Ze's voice sounded in his ears.

"Go, little earth fairy, give that big monkey two slaps."

"okay!"

With someone to back him up, the little earth fairy stood up again. He took big steps, his speed getting faster and faster, and finally rushed in front of the big monkey like a flash of silver.

"Earth Immortal Explosive Fist!"

The little earth immortal roared angrily and punched the big monkey in the face.

The fist is as powerful as thunder.

Then the little earth fairy waved in vain.

The large monkey's arms, crossed in front of his chest, suddenly opened as the little earth fairy approached. He thrust his arms forward, nimble fingers clasping the little earth fairy's arm. Using a technique of leveraging force against force, he neutralized the little earth fairy's punch, sending it flying.

Zhang Ze & Little Earth Fairy, "?"

Does this monkey know martial arts?
After knocking the little earth fairy away, the big monkey made a gesture similar to that of Wing Chun's Ip Man.

The giant monkey did know martial arts, but the spiritual energy here was cut off, and aside from some innate magical powers, most spells couldn't be cast. To relieve boredom, after being trapped here, it and its husband practiced a boxing manual they found in the city.

At first, the two monkeys practiced against each other, but as their bodies grew bigger, they began to train each other's brains.

They have been practicing this technique until now, so it is not an exaggeration to say that they are masters.

If it weren't for this ten thousand years of brain training, the male monkey wouldn't have subconsciously used his bare hands to block the blade when Zhang Ze drew his sword. However, because he forgot that this move could only protect against physical attacks, not spells, he was cut in half.

Little Earth Immortal was stunned by this move. Seeing the big monkey acting like a master, he also made a pose for some unknown reason, "Earth Immortal Sect, thank you for letting me..."

But before he could finish, the big monkey roared and pounced on him again like a wild beast, knocking the little earth fairy to the ground with one punch, reaching out to grab his neck, preparing to pull the little earth fairy's head off.

But this time he missed. The little earth fairy under him suddenly shrank, and when it reappeared, it appeared not far behind him.

"You useless piece of trash, let me do it!" Zhang Ze took back the control of the little earth fairy's body.

As everyone knows, cultivating immortality starts with strengthening the body. Although Zhang Ze works for three days and rests for two days, he still knows a little bit of martial arts.

He felt that dealing with a big monkey should not be a problem.

Zhang Ze performed the Beidou Kuixing Steps and the Shengui Shixiang Fist. Every move he made was in accordance with the will of heaven, showing the power of a master.

But as soon as the formation started, Zhang Ze was stunned.

The key to Beidou Kuixing Step is to step on Beidou and coordinate your body movements to drag the enemy into the rhythm of your own steps.

Therefore, every step is carefully designed. After the enemy enters the formation, no matter where he steps on, the caster will have a response.

unless
This enemy has more than just two legs.

The giant monkey did enter the formation, but it entered with all six legs, occupying the position tightly. Zhang Ze had no place to stand.
As for how to deal with this situation, the book does not explain it at all.

Because of the loss of footing and the distraction, Zhang Ze's upper body also lost its shape. The Divine Turtle Ten Elephants Fist turned into a Mixed Turtle Fist. Within three rounds, he was also thrown away by the big monkey.

"Useless old thing, if you can't do it, don't take the account, it's shameful."

A bleating sound rang in Zhang Ze's ears.

Zhang Ze, "?"

Mee Mee was not scolding Zhang Ze, she just happened to be dreaming that the old man was taking over her body again, and she happened to talk in her sleep.

I can only say that this dream talk is too coincidental, so coincidental that it makes people blush.

"That's right, that's right. If you can't do it, old man, then let me do it. Hmm." The little earth fairy who was fanning the flames on the side was silenced by Zhang Ze before she could finish her words.

Zhang Ze, "Shut up. If you keep talking, I'll sink you into the Houhu Lake when we get home."

He rushed forward again, and with a move of Great Dragon, he cut straight into the middle of the Monkey Master.

"The mighty Tianlong!"

However, there are some evils that cannot be disbelieved.

After trying a few more times, Zhang Ze found that he really couldn't beat this big monkey in terms of boxing and kicking skills alone.

The accelerated development of technology was ultimately defeated by the rigorous brain training.

After being pinned to the ground for the third time, Zhang Ze chose to give up.

It's not shameful to admit that you are a coward. You should be submissive when you should. Who says that only those who stand in the light are heroes?

If you can't beat him, then so be it. This isn't your problem. Zhang Ze is ready to end this farce using modern methods.

Primitive people used their fists and feet, while modern people use tools.

He calculated the time and found that he could still maintain the transformation for another thirty seconds.

enough.

Zhang Ze ignored the big monkey that was riding on him and shooting arrows left and right, sometimes like a black tiger ripping out its heart, sometimes like a crow flying on an airplane. He lifted the ban on the little earth fairy.

Zhang Ze, "Xian'er, I don't have much time left, please listen to me."

Twenty-five seconds left.

Zhang Ze, "Any creature attacked will feel pain, fear, or be vulnerable, but this giant monkey won't feel that way because it's made of stone."

Fifteen seconds left.

The little earth fairy's heart sank when she heard this. "Could it be that we really lost?"

There are ten seconds left.

Zhang Ze shook his head. "That's not what I meant. I just remembered that you are also made of stone, so you don't feel pain either."

Little Earth Fairy, "?"

There are five seconds left.

Zhang Ze's golden elixir left the little earth fairy's body, and at this time the golden elixir was almost transparent.

He divided the remaining strength into half for each of them, half for himself to cast spells, and half for the little earth fairy to maintain her figure.

Stickman-like hands and feet grew out of Zhang Ze's golden elixir.

The golden little hand grabbed the little earth fairy's pointed head.

At the last second, Zhang Ze shouted out the name of his ultimate move.

"Invincible Earth Fairy's Hot Wheels!"

The little golden elixir Zhang Ze swung up the giant little earth immortal and at the same time exerted the power of the golden elixir that he had given himself outside.

Capture spirits and capture demons.

The golden thread began to spread, passing through the illusory talismans, thunder and fire intertwined, and a hurricane formed with the little earth fairy as the center, which absorbed everything around it.

The big moth was naturally caught up in it and could not escape.

The little earth fairy's screams echoed in the hurricane, "Zhang Ze, fuck me."

The second half of the sentence disappeared in the wind without being uttered.

It’s not that the wind is too noisy today, but Zhang Ze has muted the microphone of the little fairy again.

In terms of head-on confrontation, Xiao Dixianer, as Zhang Ze's top toy, has certified strong strength.

After only a moment, the big moth was smashed into pieces by the little earth fairy.

Zhang Ze finished casting the spell, put his hands on his waist, and said, "I'm so tired, let's take a break."

The little earth fairy had returned to its original size by this time and was thrown aside by Zhang Ze like a broken bag.

Little Earth Fairy is really useful. Zhang Ze, in stickman form, walked over to Little Earth Fairy and unblocked his speech.

Before the little fairy could curse, Zhang Ze made a hushing gesture.

"Be obedient. After we get out, I'll find a deserted place and let you transform again."

The little earth fairy smacked her lips a few times, swallowed the curse words, and nodded reluctantly but with great anticipation.

After comforting the little earth fairy, Zhang Ze looked inside and found that Meeme's soul was still sleeping, and he didn't know how long it would sleep.

Stickman Zhang Ze did not bother them anymore. He found a piece of big moth debris and sat down, then looked at the little earth fairy and said.

"First, tell me how you got here, and why Master Huixuan's walnut and golden bowl are in your hands."

Stickman Zhang Ze pointed at the golden bowl that fell on the ground not far away and asked.

He's seen this thing.

The little earth fairy scratched his head and began to tell Zhang Ze about his wonderful adventures recently.

It's just that there were some minor modifications in the process.

For example, when he was captured by Mee Mee with one hand, he said that he pretended to be a snake and took the opportunity to infiltrate the enemy.

For example, he described himself as being sold like a toy at an auction house and then making a scene at the auction house.

It was not until he talked about how he fought against the ancient monster in the melon field, took back the watermelon, and picked up the backpack. When Mimi was almost killed by the evil monk, and he bravely took action without regard for past grudges, that Zhang Ze stopped him.

"No, wait a minute? Are you saying that a very evil little monk beat MeeMee like this?"

"Yeah, yeah." The little earth fairy nodded quickly.

"Where did that monk come from?" Zhang Ze asked.

Upon hearing this, Xiao Dixian'er slapped his forehead and recounted what happened in the auction house.

At that time, the little earth immortal was not taken backstage, but was gagged and thrown into a corner.

He saw everything that the cactus and the little monk were doing to cause trouble.

"Did you see with your own eyes that the hand was missing a little finger?" Zhang Ze asked.

The little earth fairy shook her head at first, but then nodded, "It is indeed missing one."

"Some trouble." Zhang Ze muttered to himself.

"Have I gotten into trouble again?" Seeing Zhang Ze's expression, the little fairy was afraid that he would be angry, so she asked in a low voice.

Zhang Ze shook his head. "No, you've done a great job this time. Let's get out first."

The giant monkey has been eliminated, the ancient city and the stone pill formation are safe, and it will not escape from A'li's stomach.

But MeeMee hasn't woken up yet, so there are some things I can't ask even if I want to.

He thought about it for a while and prepared to go out and discuss the matter of Emperor Xiao Jing's cactus with his junior sister first.

Zhang Ze opened his eyes.

Finding himself still in the cave, he took a moment to adjust to his body before saying to A-Li, who was still sitting on him, "A-Li, open your mouth."

A'li didn't understand, but still opened her mouth obediently.

Then he vomited.

Zhang Ze's golden elixir, little earth fairy, and golden bowl were pulled out along a golden thread under Zhang Ze's spell.

After the little earth fairy came out, he sat on the ground in a daze. He touched here and looked there, until he saw A'li, then he suddenly realized.

"Okay, Feilong, it turns out it was you who ate me, I..."

Before Xiao Dixian'er could finish his words, A'li punched him out. A'li did not tolerate Xiao Dixian'er's provocation at all.

Zhang Ze, "Ali, take the little Earth Fairy out to play for a while. I have something to discuss with my junior sister."

After handing the little earth fairy to A'li, Zhang Ze told his junior sister what he saw and heard in A'li's belly, and the story of the cactus and the little monk.

At first, the little sister was very excited and planned to pick up her father's sword and start a thrilling detective operation to find Xiao Jing's claws.

But after hearing that there was a city inside Ari's body and that Nadutong and Zhen were related to the demon clan, she calmed down.

Things should be prioritized. The main line is more important than the side lines. It is not wise to take everything into your own hands and not tell others.

The two looked at each other and said in unison.

"Shake someone."

When educating their disciples, the six sects all emphasized one thing, that is, when you go out, your upper limit is set by the sect.

When you encounter something that is beyond your ability but must be solved, ask for help.

As long as the matter is big enough and you are right enough, your master, your master's master, and your master's master's master will all show up to support you.

Zhang Ze and his junior sister were well aware of this, so when they learned that Emperor Xiao Jing might have had some influence here, they immediately contacted Qianji Pavilion and called for help.

The person who received the letter was Old Tang. After understanding the general situation, he said that the mission would be accomplished in half a quarter of an hour.

I will send troops to your side to help you in a minute. If that is really the hand of Emperor Xiao Jing, he must be captured and brought to justice.

"I guarantee there will be no problem. This time, I, your Taoist master, will lead the team and bring all the idle people from the six sects. As long as that broken hand is still there, he can't escape." Old Tang said confidently.

"Then I'll trouble you, Master. By the way, Master, there's something I'm not sure about recently. I hope you can help me clear it up."

"You tell me." Old Tang said confidently as if he understood something.

Zhang Ze, "When I perform the Beidou Kuixing Step, if the enemy has six legs and takes one step, six of the seven positions are occupied by the enemy, what should I do?"

Old Tang, “.”

After asking this question, there was no movement for a long time. Zhang Ze whispered, "Master Dao? Master Dao? Are you listening?"

Old Tang's voice rang out again, "Don't worry, I'm thinking."

Old Tang is worthy of being Old Tang, and he has top-level understanding. After a moment, he gave the answer.

Old Tang's confident voice sounded in Zhang Ze's ears.

"This is simple. If the opponent has many legs, break his legs until only two are left, and then use Beidou Kuixing on him."

Zhang Ze, “.”

After a meaningless conversation, Zhang Ze ended his contact with Lao Tang.

The cave became quiet for a moment.

He looked at the junior sister and was about to say something, but before he could open his mouth, he heard the junior sister say.

"Go on your own, don't worry about me, I'll be waiting here for Dao Ye and the others."

When the junior sister said "go", it naturally meant going anywhere. Now that Mee Mee has been found, the senior brother must have a lot of questions to ask.

In fact, when Zhang Ze told her about Naduotong, she realized that Zhang Ze was hiding something from her, but she did not point it out.

If my senior brother doesn’t want to tell me, then there must be a reason why he can’t tell me.

There is no need to be unreasonable. After all, everyone has their own little secrets.

Zhang Ze looked at his junior sister and felt a little embarrassed for a moment. He was not stupid and had already understood the meaning of his junior sister's words.

"Give me some time, I haven't figured out what to say yet." Zhang Ze said softly.

The junior sister nodded, then smiled slyly, "Then don't forget our agreement. Oh, and in exchange, I'll tell you a secret."

Zhang Ze, "What secret?"

"Hehe, I won't tell you. We'll tell you later." After saying that, Chen Qin pushed Zhang Ze out of the cave.

After Zhang Ze left, the junior sister took out her little walnut, verified it with her spiritual sense, and then called up a video.

She just recorded it.

That's the secret she was talking about.

When Zhang Ze's golden elixir went on an adventure in A'li's stomach, his real body was not honest. He kept talking to himself and saying all kinds of weird things, just like sleepwalking.

A'li sat on him, using his body as a rocking chair and dining table, eating while talking to Zhang Ze through the air.

"I really want to know what expression my senior brother has when he sees this video."

Accessible anywhere.

Zhang Ze brought Mimi back to Mimi's office as Mimi, sat in Mimi's seat, and waited for Mimi to wake up.

Because he was a little bored, he gave up saying the tongue twister and started observing the furnishings in the house.

He didn't pay much attention at first, until he saw a box.

He felt somewhat familiar with the box.

He always felt that he had seen it somewhere.

(End of this chapter)