Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 338 Alzheimer's disease is a common human condition
"Oh~"

Lily exclaimed when she saw the handwriting in the diary, then walked up and patted Zhang Ze's shoulder carelessly.

"It's hard for you, Boss. Just to get along with poor people like us, you actually hid your identity as a first-generation rich man so well.

"Boss, do the math. From that time until now, even if you saved one spirit stone a day, how much money would you have accumulated by now...

"Since you've laid your cards on the table, shouldn't you share the spoils and show some appreciation for us? I'm short on cash lately, could you lend me some?"

Lily rubbed her hands over the flies.

Zhang Ze pulled Lily away who was making trouble.

"Don't make a fuss, maybe it's just a coincidence."

"And is this Nadutong really that famous? Why haven't I heard of it?" Zhang Ze looked at Lily and asked.

Lily nodded vigorously.

"It's very famous."

After getting Lily's confirmation, Zhang Ze suddenly began to doubt himself, wondering if he had Alzheimer's disease.

Because he found that before today, he had no impression of this flying boat trip.

I am not a homebody and have been to many places. Why do I
"You don't know because you have never paid to ride a flying boat, my good senior brother." Chen Qin put down his wine glass and looked at Zhang Ze.

"How can it be"

Zhang Ze was about to retort when he saw the junior sister counting on her fingers, "You go to the Spirit Snake Rudder, go to Frost City, and you ride on my flying boat."

"To go to the main pavilion and southern Xinjiang, we ride in my family's deer cart."

"To go to the Beast Taming Sect, you took the special line of our Sword Sect, and to go to Jingzhou, you took the special line of the Beast Taming Sect." Chen Qin continued to count while pointing his fingers, but was interrupted by Zhang Ze.

"No, that's not right. When we went to the Northern Territory and sneaked off to Tianzong Lingzhou, weren't we riding on someone else's flying boat?"

"Yes, but you didn't pay." The younger sister spread her hands. "It was Nadutong who paid for the flying boat to Lingzhou, and it was Lin Feng who invited you to the Northern Territory. By the way, where is Lin Feng? It seems like we haven't seen each other for a long time."

"Brother Feng should be in Ximan now. He's doing something important there and won't be easily disturbed." Zhang Ze tapped the table with his fingers. "Okay, let's not talk about this for now. The most urgent thing now is to find out where this Nadutong headquarters is. We..."

"Don't you need to look for him?" The younger sister looked at Zhang Ze with some doubt. She stepped forward and touched Zhang Ze's forehead. "You don't have a fever, so why are you so stupid?"

"Naduotong is a businessman, not a cult. Apart from you, the boss, everyone else who is a cultivator should know that their headquarters is in Longxukou." Lily, who was sitting on the side, said.

"And I remember there's a branch in Qianji Town that's connected everywhere. Why don't you go ask them tomorrow?" She added in a sly tone, "Boss, you're not really suffering from Alzheimer's, are you?"

"Go play somewhere else. I have a very good memory and I never forget anything. How could I have Alzheimer's?" Zhang Ze glared at Lily and slapped away the hand of his junior sister that was touching his forehead.

Chen Qin took two steps back and looked at his senior brother with some sadness, who seemed to be as stupid as if he had been dreaming for three years.

Chen Qin, "I don't think so. Brother, are you sure you haven't forgotten anything?"

Zhang Ze, "Besides my past life, what else can I forget? I..."

But when the words came to his lips, Zhang Ze really became a little unconfident, thinking that he might have really forgotten something.

He counted on his fingers for a long time before he remembered what he had forgotten.

"Little Earth Fairy, where did that little thing go?"

Chen Qin shook her head. "That's not what I'm talking about. The little guy ran away. Just log in as a mission and have someone catch him back. What I want to ask you is, where is Ah Li?"
"I asked you to go out for a walk with A-Li this morning. Now you're back, where's A-Li?"

The junior sister pointed at the top of Zhang Ze's head. Zhang Ze reached out and touched it, but it was empty. He did not touch A'ri's fleshy little tail.

Zhang Ze, “.”

Ah Li, it seems he had forgotten her in that small dark room.
Zhang Ze smiled awkwardly and defended himself, "Ali can't be lost. When it wakes up hungry, it will go home by itself. Putting this aside, Junior Sister, haven't you forgotten anything?"

In order to get rid of the label of Alzheimer's disease, Zhang Ze kicked the ball back.

When "I" was asked this question, Chen Qin hesitated, as if he had indeed forgotten something.

After thinking for a long time, she slapped her forehead.

"I forgot... Hey! Yeah... where's my dad?"

Suddenly, she remembered that she had been missing her father's love for more than a month.

After the Qinghe meeting, the leader Chen Qianhu went to track down the remnants of the Hundred Demons Sect and has not returned yet.
Although I know that nothing will happen to my father, as a daughter, I have always ignored this matter and even completely forgotten about it, which is indeed a bit impolite.

"You see, it's human nature to lose things. You even forgot our dad, so it's normal for me to lose A'li." Zhang Ze argued cunningly.

"How can they be the same? My dad is my dad, A'li is A'li, and you..." The junior sister frowned slightly and looked at Zhang Ze unhappily.

Looking at this perfect match of Alzheimer's patients in front of her, Lily, who had been watching the show from the sidelines, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Then she was targeted.

"Why are you still here?" X2
Lily looked at the two of them innocently, "Wait for dinner, aren't you eating tonight?"

Chen Qin, "Whose cultivator cooks every day? No food tonight!"

Lily, "I'm useless, I have to eat."

Chen Qin clenched her fists and said, "Trash will be cooked into food. How about eating Lily's salad tonight?"

Lily shuddered and took two steps back. "I'm leaving, I'm leaving. You guys can keep arguing. I don't want to watch the show anymore."

Seeing that she couldn't get a free meal and was even in danger of getting into trouble, she immediately triggered her passive skill.

[Lily does not stand under a dangerous wall]

The bracelet on her wrist flashed with golden light, and she teleported herself away.

When he left, he also took the peaches on the table.

After teleporting away and rolling a good distance away, making sure the two wouldn't catch up, Lily grumbled while chewing a peach that came her way, "Heh, two idiots with Alzheimer's. If you don't care about the food, then don't care. Why are you being so mean to me?"

"Don't you think so, Mao?"

Lily reached to the side, but found nothing.

Only then did she remember that she seemed to have left Maomao there.

"Damn it, I was only thinking about Tao when I left. But Maomao won't starve to death if he stays there for a day. Forget it, I'll talk about it tomorrow."

……

The next day.

"Brother, please be careful when you go out. I'll rest for a while~" The little sister reached out and felt around her, but found nothing.

"I got it. I'll be back soon. Be good." Zhang Ze pinched his junior sister's hand and leaned over to give her a gentle kiss on the cheek.

"Well, bye~"

After a night of intense debates and close combat, Zhang Ze regained his dominance as the head of the family and reconciled with his junior sister in the second half of the verbal battle.

The two reached a consensus and realized that losing things is indeed a normal human behavior.

At the same time, the two also expressed their respective views on the conflict and unpleasantness that occurred last night. After in-depth and simple discussion and exploration, they attributed the root of the problem to the Thousand Machine Pavilion's century-old stubborn problem of "the evil Lily's heart is deserving of death."

In short, harmony.

After Zhang Ze went out, feeling refreshed, it didn't take him long to find the door of the Qianji Town branch of Nadutong Feizhouxing.

This place is very remote, located in the outer area of ​​Qianji Town, quite a distance away from the commercial street and the Trial Hall. There are few people to be seen on this street for half a day.

And this semicolon doesn't look like a serious business. There is no one welcoming guests at the door, and there is no glittering plaque with dragon and phoenix special effects.

If there wasn't a wooden sign hanging on the closed door saying "The Flying Boat Company is open today" and several brand new flying boats parked in the backyard, Zhang Ze might not have been able to find this place.

Looking at the half-open door of the semicolon, Zhang Ze was a little nervous to be honest.

He was really scared. When he pushed the door open, he saw the white-bearded Qinglong mopping the floor, the intelligent Xuanwu wearing glasses, the muscular gay Baihu, and the Zhuque wearing a cheongsam with a slit up to her neck.

Then these four guys with different styles knelt down together and shouted, welcoming the return of the Dragon King God of War.

Zhang Ze felt that if this Naduotong was really his work, then this possibility was not impossible.

squeak~
Zhang Ze gently pushed open the door of this branch of the Nadutong branch. He breathed a sigh of relief because there was no White Tiger or Black Tortoise inside.

The room was dark and there were no extra furnishings. A skinny man was lying behind the counter facing the door.

The morning light filtering in through the crack in the door illuminated the man's graying hair. The man's shoulders shook, and then he raised his head.

An extremely ordinary face.

"Are you here?" the man said after looking at Zhang Ze.

Zhang Ze's heart trembled, "I'm coming."

"Then come in." After the middle-aged monk said this, he no longer paid attention to Zhang Ze, but lowered his head to tidy up the somewhat messy counter.

Move slowly and methodically.

Watching the middle-aged cultivator's actions, Zhang Ze felt that this person was unfathomable. Not only because of the man's attitude, but mainly because Zhang Ze had watched him for a long time and could not tell what level of cultivation this person had. Unfathomable!

Zhang Ze walked forward, leaned against the counter, and leaned forward slightly, looking like a spy making a contact.

"I'm Zhang Ze." Zhang Ze said softly.

The middle-aged monk raised his eyebrows, looked around, and imitated Zhang Ze, leaning over and covering his mouth with his hand.

"I'm Xu Wuqiang, you can call me Brother Qiang."

Looking at Brother Qiang's movements, especially his hands, Zhang Ze's heart trembled again, and he felt that Brother Qiang was more and more unfathomable.

"You know me, right?" Zhang Ze asked without changing his expression.

"Of course, everyone here knows you." Brother Qiang replied.

Zhang Ze looked at Brother Qiang deeply, took a step back and left the counter, "That's good, I want to meet your current 'boss', please help me arrange it."

"No problem, please wait a moment, sir." Brother Qiang nodded.

After saying that, Brother Qiang bent down and exposed all his weaknesses to Zhang Ze. After a long time, he stood up from under the counter and brought up a box.

He took a key and fiddled with it slowly for a long time before the box clicked open.

Brother Qiang took out an ancient scroll that looked a little burnt.

Zhang Ze narrowed his eyes, his heart beating fast, and he felt that the secret from the past seemed to be about to unfold in front of him.

Brother Qiang glanced at Zhang Ze, lowered his head to blow away the dust, and slowly unfolded the ancient scroll in front of Zhang Ze...

Lines and words appeared on the scorched ancient scroll.

Brother Qiang slapped the ancient scroll with his bony hands and spoke in a deep voice.

"Name, sect, departure time, whether you have relatives, whether you need a family notification service for a boat crash, VIP ticket, seated ticket, standing ticket, or hanging ticket. Anyway, fill it out from top to bottom. Please fill it out yourself."

Zhang Ze, "?"

No, where is the ancient secret?
What the hell is Feizhou’s liability exemption contract?

Zhang Ze glanced at the contract in front of him, and after confirming that there was really no secret code for the magic circle, he pointed at his nose and spoke word by word.

"I'm Zhang Ze."

Brother Qiang nodded, "I, Brother Qiang."

Then he added, "We don't provide contract writing services. You can write it yourself."

"I want to meet your current boss." Zhang Ze emphasized again.

Brother Qiang was a little puzzled. "If you want to see my boss, then you should fill out the form. If you don't fill out the form, how can I arrange a shift to take you to the Longxukou headquarters?"

Zhang Ze, "Don't you know me? Don't you know who I am?"

Brother Qiang, "Yeah, who doesn't know you? Aren't you the one who beat up the naked man at the Qinghe meeting?"

Zhang Ze, “.”

"No, then why did you contact me so mysteriously just now?"

Zhang Ze didn't understand, so he imitated Brother Qiang and made the same gesture as Brother Qiang just now, covering his mouth and telling the secret.

"I just woke up this morning and didn't have time to brush my teeth, so I have some bad breath. I'm covering my mouth so as not to offend the customers." As he said that, Brother Qiang took out a breath-freshening candy from under the counter and put it into his mouth.

"Okay, even if you have bad breath, why do you want to hide your cultivation?" Zhang Ze asked.

At this time, Brother Qiang also realized that the customer might have misunderstood something, and he explained with an innocent look.

"I haven't hidden my cultivation. You can't tell it, sir, because I'm just a mortal. I can't even refine my Qi."

Zhang Ze, "Huh?"

Brother Qiang continued to explain, "I'm not lying to you. You may not know this, but we are hiring people from all over the place without any restrictions.

"Mortals, cultivators, demons, whether human or not, can all come and work anywhere.

"Hehe, actually I didn't believe it at first. I just wanted to try my luck. I didn't expect that I would be hired right after I said I could read and look after livestock."

"Then what's with your attitude?" Zhang Ze asked.

Seeing that Zhang Ze still looked confused, Brother Qiang continued.

“Blame me, blame me.

"It's mainly because our employee charter states that we must meet all of our guests' needs. I saw you coming in so mysteriously, and I thought this was a special fetish of yours.

"That's why I imitated the appearance of Xu Wenqiang, the monk Xu, in the Qianji Pavilion album to meet you."

"You..." Zhang Ze wanted to say something, but he raised his hand and closed his mouth. After all, it was not Brother Qiang's fault. He was just overthinking it.

"Customer, are you still going to Longxukou?" Brother Qiang asked carefully when he saw Zhang Ze's appearance, fearing that he would lose this business.

"Go ahead, and I'll take care of the entire flying boat. Go pick out the biggest and fastest one for me."

Zhang Ze waved his hand tiredly, signaling Brother Qiang to bring the flying boat over, while he leaned over the counter, preparing to fill out the crappy form.

But before I started writing, Brother Qiang snatched the pen away from me.

"I'll help you write. You tell me and I'll fill in the blanks." Brother Qiang's face was full of attentiveness.

Zhang Ze, "Don't you offer ghostwriting services?"

Brother Qiang, "It's like this for ordinary passengers, but since you've chartered an entire flying boat, you're a VIP, so it's different. We can provide this."

Zhang Ze, "...Okay."

Brother Qiang's big face was wrinkled with smiles. He filled in the broken form in his hand according to Zhang Ze's narration.

"When you arrive at Longxukou, please remember to give me a good review. I only need three more good reviews to exchange for a Guyuan Pill. By then, I can also cultivate immortality and practice Qi."

"You are the one who deserves the full star rating." Zhang Ze waved his hand weakly.

He suddenly felt very tired and no longer had any special thoughts about this trip to the north.

"When will you leave, sir? Now?" Brother Qiang asked.

Zhang Ze, "Probably in the afternoon. I haven't decided yet. I'll let you know when the time comes."

"Well, here are your cards, take them."

After taking the deposit from Zhang Zefu, Brother Qiang eagerly handed over a golden card with both hands.

Zhang Ze was curious about Brother Qiang's skillful movements and said, "Didn't you say you used to look after donkeys? This..."

Brother Qiang, "You have sharp eyes, you can see my childish skills at a glance. Before I saw the animals, I was giving people baths."

Zhang Ze, "..."

——One male guest, please go upstairs——

Longxukou is a place where flying boats can travel anywhere.

Mee Mee placed the cage containing the little earth fairy against the corner of the wall, and then covered it with a black cloth. Ignoring the little earth fairy's screams, she sat back at the table, opened her multifunctional family tree, and wrote her current name on a new page.

[Gray Soren Meow, loves to eat...]

After a long period of thinking and careful consideration of her words, Mee Mee finished recording her life story in this "life". After confirming that it was correct, she closed the family tree and then took two sticky notes and stuck them on the sheep's head on the cover of the family tree.

[Remember to sell that thing called Little Earth Fairy, don't forget it]

Let's change the new name to something more stylish, let's call it Colorful Crazy Shark Baa Baa.

After taking care of her 'afterlife', Mee Mee took off all her clothes. She stood in front of the mirror and looked at herself for a long time. After waving goodbye to herself for the last time, she turned and walked towards a magic circle in the room.

The fog grew thicker, and Meow Meow's figure disappeared into the magic circle.

After a long time, the fog turned into frost.

"Damn it, it's so cold, so cold, I'm freezing to death."

The naked Meow Meow jumped out of the magic circle shivering and quickly put on a piece of clothing.

"Next time I'll definitely use my points to exchange for something I can wear underneath..."

Meeme at this moment was somewhat different from her previous self, especially her eyes, which were clear yet foolish.

Part of her memory has been erased by the thing behind the magic circle. Theoretically, she is now a new Meow Meow.

But when the newly born Colorful Crazy Shark Meow put on her clothes and walked to the table to check the notes left by her in her 'previous life', her hand stopped.

"Who is Zhang Ze? Why do I still remember him?"

A familiar yet unfamiliar name suddenly appeared in Meeme's mind.

(End of this chapter)