Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 331: Your Majesty in Need of Discipline
At night, everything was quiet, only the light in Zhang Ze's house was on.

Zhang Ze sat on a large box, holding the blank diary in his hand, but his eyes were staring at Xiao Qingyun.

I wondered why he hadn’t left yet at this late hour?
After getting the diary, Zhang Ze went to Xiao Qingyun's residence. However, Xiao Qingyun was not there at the time, so Zhang Ze wrote a note to his confidant, briefly explaining his purpose.

Zhang Ze originally thought that any progress would have to wait until tomorrow, but he did not expect that as soon as the sun set, he saw Xiao Qingyun coming here alone and knocking on the door to pay his respects.

He also brought a whole box of books. Looking at the Xiao family's hidden pattern on the box, Zhang Ze suspected that this kid had taken out all the family's wealth.

But after delivering the book, Xiao Qingyun didn't leave. He had been sitting there since sunset until now. He didn't say a word, but just made himself tea pot after pot.

It was obvious that he had something on his mind, otherwise why would a grown man go to someone else's house in the middle of the night instead of sleeping?

I am not a beauty, and the emperor Xiao, who has many children and is blessed with many blessings, is not gay.
Oh no, he can’t really be gay, right?
Zhang Ze frowned, feeling that things were not that simple.

This possibility is very small, but it is not impossible. After all, anyone who can become an emperor is more or less a bit perverted. Who knows if this person has any dark habits.

Just when Zhang Ze's heart was alarmed and he couldn't help but ask, he saw Xiao Qingyun sighed and said, "Brother Zhang."

When Zhang Ze heard the call "Brother Zhang", he immediately became nervous. He looked at Xiao Qingyun with one eye and the diary with the other.

No matter what Xiao Qingyun said, Brother Zhang, I love you.

Whenever he saw words like "I made a mistake last night" in the diary, he would kick Xiao Qingyun out and tear up the diary.

Fortunately, not really.

"Brother Zhang, what book are you reading?" Xiao Qingyun asked calmly.

Zhang Ze was stunned for a moment, then blurted out, "Postpartum care for sows."

Xiao Qingyun, "Sow, did you take the wrong book?"

Zhang Ze, "You're right. My family has been raising pigs for generations. This is a family skill that we must not forget. So I often review the secrets of it."

"Can you lend it to me to have a look?" Xiao Qingyun asked.

Zhang Ze quickly turned over the diary and showed the two blank pages to Xiao Qingyun.

Xiao Qingyun, "Why is there no writing on it?"

Zhang Ze, "The way to raise pigs is a gift from heaven. You need the pig in your heart to see it. Brother Xiao can't see it, it's just because you don't have the fate."

Xiao Qingyun, "."

Seeing that Zhang Ze was unwilling to say anything, Xiao Qingyun could only nod awkwardly and stopped asking about the book.

He began to talk about this and that, taking advantage of the topic of his family's inherited skills.

Although it seemed that he was introducing the Xiao family's weapon-refining technique to Zhang Ze, there was something else behind his words.

Zhang Ze's curiosity was also aroused at this time. Looking at Xiao Qingyun who was counting the family tree with him, he began to ask himself.

What kind of person am I?

What would I do if it were me?
At the same time, in another courtyard, Meemee, who was hiding in the body of the little earth fairy, was also asking this question.

She sat on the table, playing with the toys in her hands. She first said some strange words incoherently, and then asked a casual question.

"What kind of person is Zhang Ze?"

Old Li, who was sorting the books in his hands, looked up at the little earth fairy, but didn't care. He just thought that he was plotting some useless revenge plan again, so he said casually.

"As a master, it's not easy to say bad things about my apprentice. I can only say that boy is a cat."

"What do you mean?" asked Meow Meow.

"I'm extremely curious, I can't help myself, and sometimes I just want to do something." As Old Li spoke, he started laughing.

Perhaps because this illusion was too boring for him, he picked up the little fairy and, like a grandfather taking care of a child, began to tell her about the bad things Zhang Ze had done.

The story of Zhang Ze must start with going to Jianling Cave to ask about his master's past.

Zhang Ze's side.

He put down his wine glass and looked at Xiao Qingyun, whose face was flushed and eyes were a little blurry, and thought to himself that His Majesty's drinking habits were not very good.

When I'm not drinking, I have a thousand things on my mind, but once I get a touch of cat urine, I dare to say anything.

At this time, he was complaining to Zhang Ze about his father's problems, saying that his father relied on the eldest son, doted on the youngest son, but had many dissatisfactions with him, the second son.

Obviously, I have always been the one who has contributed the most, but I am never valued.

"Do you know why you asked me to come to Baiyu County?" Xiao Qingyun pulled Zhang Ze's hand and shook it.

"Because you value me?" Zhang Ze asked.

"Bullshit, because from the beginning they never thought that you would give up Baiyu County so readily.

"The original plan was to trick you to Baideng Mountain. Then, I'll use my strength to get you to the mountain and then I'll give you three parts of sweet treats. Even a small-time county magistrate like you will have to give in.

"Then what have I become? Haven't I become the bad guy?"

After saying this, Xiao Qingyun exhaled the breath of alcohol and started to talk about other fathers again.

Zhang Ze pulled his hand back and looked at Xiao Qingyun who was drinking and getting drunk. He suddenly realized that this bastard might not be drunk at all.

He probably said these things just to curry favor with me and build a relationship with me. This hangman probably wants to invest in me further.

I can only say that he is worthy of being the founding emperor. He has a unique vision and can see my wisdom and bravery at a glance.

So what should I do?

report?

Only a fool would do that.

Pretend you didn't hear and advise him to study hard in the future, and be a kind father and filial son, and respectful brothers and close younger brothers?
I'm not that stupid.

Zhang Ze thought about it and decided to follow his heart.

Now that things have come to this, I might as well tell him a story.

Zhang Ze reached out and pulled Xiao Qingyun over again, filled his glass again, and then spoke casually.

"Brother Xiao, you are so frank. I am deeply grateful to you. The moon is so beautiful tonight. I should have recited a poem for you, but I am really uneducated. So I will tell you a story instead.

"The stories I heard in the county market are not to be taken seriously. Brother Xiao, just listen to them and treat them as a toast."

Xiao Qingyun's eyes showed no disappointment or other emotions. He nodded and said, "Brother Zhang, please speak."

Zhang Ze cleared his throat and said, "This story is called "Heroes of Sui and Tang Dynasties"

The moon was at its zenith, and it was the deepest time of the night when Zhang Ze happened to be talking about the Xuanwu Gate incident.

"The black tower-like Yuchi Jingde produced a Moon Devouring Divine Bow in his hand, and after spitting a mouthful of blood onto the bowstring, he drew his bow and shot an arrow, breaking through seventy-seventy-four-nine layers of罡气 and shooting the fleeing Li Yuanji to pieces.

"At the same time, a dragon's roar suddenly rose from the Xuanwu Gate. Li Shimin, stepping onto the Divine Eight Treasures Boat, with dragons and phoenixes following behind him, cut off Li Jiancheng's head with a single sword strike, seizing the destiny of this place."

At this time, Xiao Qingyun had woken up from his fake drunkenness. He looked at Zhang Ze in a daze. He really didn't expect that this man would tell him such a story.

"There's nothing new under the sun. This story is boring during the day, but it's more interesting at night." Zhang Ze patted Xiao Qingyun's shoulder and continued, "There's another part later, where the imprisoned father ascends the throne. Do you want to hear it?"

Xiao Qingyun smiled and said, "It's too late. Let's talk about it another day."

Zhang Ze also laughed and said, "I have a bad memory. I might forget it in a few days."

"Forget it if you want. It's enough to hear a good story once." After saying that, he stood up and bowed to Zhang Ze. "Brother Zhang, go to bed early. I, Xiao, will take my leave."

Watching Xiao Qingyun's back disappearing into the night, Zhang Ze felt a little bored, thinking that this great emperor was still too young and lacked training.

After Xiao Qingyun left, Zhang Ze also strolled out. He wandered around in the deserted garden, muttering to himself.

"It's so boring, so boring. It would be so nice if my junior sister was here. It would be fun to tell stories to her."

"Who is Junior Sister?"

A familiar voice suddenly sounded behind Zhang Ze.

Looking back, Zhang Ze saw Lu Chen hanging upside down on a tree, staring at him.

Zhang Ze, "Are you the Jade-faced Bat King?"

"What a ridiculous nickname! Can you give it something nicer?" Lu Chen said unhappily as he jumped down from the tree.

"You know I don't know how to name anything. Let's not talk about this. Is your injury healed?" Zhang Ze asked.

"Okay, so who is your junior sister? Don't you have no master?" Lu Chen still insisted on this matter.

"You are my junior sister, and my junior sister is you, okay?" Zhang Ze said this sincerely.

"Hehe, go and lie to that silly girl Xiangxiang about this." Seeing that Zhang Ze didn't say anything, Lu Chen didn't ask any more questions. She turned to ask another question.

"Why did Xiao Qingyun look for you? Whose business is it?"

Lu Chen pointed at Zhang Ze's waist, where the Human Emperor Flag was hidden.

Zhang Ze shook his head. "No, I came here to chat, drink and tell stories with him."

"What kind of stories can two grown men tell in the middle of the night? You two don't know how to tell them." Lu Chen frowned and looked Zhang Ze up and down.

Zhang Ze, "You think too much. It's just a story."

Lu Chen, "What's that story? Tell me about it."

Zhang Ze, “.”

She didn't know whether Lu Chen was in good spirits after recovering from his injury or was just too bored tonight, but she grabbed Zhang Ze without waiting for him to refuse and brought him back to the yard where she was staying temporarily.

A green flame lit up at Lu Chen's fingertips. She blew gently, and the green flame turned into countless stardust, covering the entire yard.

"Tell me quickly, and talk while you drink." Lu Chen poured a glass of wine for Zhang Ze and sat down at the table.

Looking at the familiar face in front of him, Zhang Ze did not talk about Xuanwu Gate, but instead talked about the Three Heroes of Fengchen, Li Jing, and Hongfu Girl. He kept talking until the middle of the night. When Zhang Ze was really exhausted, he yawned and said.

"In the end, Hong Fu Nu and Li Jing defeated Snow White and lived happily in the forest. The bearded guest took Song Dabao westward, westward, in search of a goat with a star on its butt. Whether they found it or not is unknown."

"What happened next?" Lu Chen asked.

"Later, Xiao Qingyun left after listening to the story." Zhang Ze replied.

Lu Chen, "I'm not talking about him, I'm telling a story."

Zhang Ze, "There's nothing more to it. We've all lived a happy life, right? What else is there?"

Lu Chen asked, "Where's the bearded guest? Where's his business? Where's the sheep?"

Zhang Ze, "I haven't thought about his story yet, let's talk about it another day."

After saying that, Zhang Ze stood up, picked up the glass of wine on the table that had not been touched, and drank it all in one gulp, intending to end it in a dashing way.

But as soon as the wine entered his throat, he regretted it.

Feeling the mellow taste, he remembered what he said, Lu Chen is his junior sister, and his junior sister is Lu Chen.

Don't drink her wine.

When he opened his eyes again, it was already daybreak. Zhang Ze found himself lying on his bed, his clothes intact, and there was no sign of him being picked up.

He touched his kidneys again, and after making sure that the Human Emperor Flag and his kidneys were both there, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Just as he was about to get up, he suddenly felt something moving under the quilt. He raised his hand to lift the quilt and found that it was the little fairy lying on his chest with an expression as if he had been caught doing something bad.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Ze asked.

Meeme, who failed to steal the diary again, was sweating profusely, but as a professional female spy, she thought quickly and said something.

Meow Meow, "I'm giving you a gift."

Zhang Ze, "What gift?"

Baa, "Cockroach."

Zhang Ze, "Where did you put it!?"

Seeing Zhang Ze lift the quilt and search everywhere, Meow Meow rolled to the ground, swung his legs and ran out, not forgetting to look back and make a face.

Baa, "Guess!"

Zhang Ze, “@#￥”

After this disturbance, Zhang Ze was completely sober. He stood up and walked to the desk and opened the box that Xiao Qingyun gave him.

This time, the box was not filled with a butt like Tai Sui, but was filled with various books.

They are all related to the art of refining weapons, and many of them include weapon refining methods from the Western Barbarians and the demon tribe. It seems that they were prepared in advance.

After closing the box, he took out the diary from his pocket, and there were indeed words on the new page.

[Xiao Qingyun is such a fool, he really needs to be disciplined. He was scared away by just telling a story.

However, he was very thoughtful and found so many good books.

It seems that the next few days will be busy again.

By the way, one more thing.

If I drink with Lu Chen again, I'll be a dog. 】

Zhang Ze, “.”

Zhang Ze shook his head and put the diary close to his body again.

Forget it, forget it, I’ll study the art of refining weapons.

He casually took out a book from the box, opened the first page and saw the notes and annotations left by Xiao Qingyun.

It is surprisingly consistent with his appearance, delicate and neat, like a lady.

Zhang Ze flipped through a few more pages and discovered that the book not only contained annotations, but also bookmarks.

Those bookmarks are all magical instruments, shaped like dead leaves. After being injected with spiritual energy, they will turn into emerald green.

Then the disassembly diagram of the magic weapon and the details of refining the magic array appeared in front of Zhang Ze.

I picked up a few more books and found that they were all like this.

Zhang Ze, "Your Majesty really likes the art of refining weapons. It's a waste of time to be an emperor."

——The dividing line where Yu Shulou is still in prison——

Outside the illusion, Qianji Town bombed Shide.

Some people go to jail, some people play, some people study, and some people have fun.

No matter what happens elsewhere, Zha Shi De is having a great time tonight.

They were supposed to be having a day off today, and it just so happened that their cat lady was admitted to Qianji Pavilion's preschool class with the first place, so this group of demons and monsters started to find trouble and celebrate.

Qianji Pavilion's open source plan for teaching all people how to cultivate immortals was launched as planned during the time when Zhang Ze was playing in the illusion.

According to the 'last words' left by Zhang Ze, the classes are temporarily divided into preschool classes for infants, improvement classes for primary schools, and accelerated classes for middle schools according to the qualifications of the learners.

Let’s promote some simple and basic things first.

His Majesty stood on the table, the cat's tail spinning behind him like a whirlwind. While pouring wine, he began to brag about how he had passed all the entrance exams and defeated one amazingly talented five-year-old after another.

"The guy who competed with me at the end was really something. He was only five and a half years old. He was too old and broke the rules." The 28-year-old cat girl said unconsciously.

"That kid's mental arithmetic has reached the highest level, and his Thousand Machine Deductions have even reached the elementary level.

"I was careless for a moment and made some mistakes in the calculations, so he pulled me out for 30 points.

"Although we were defeated twice, as the saying goes, a desperate army will prevail. Fortunately, I am extremely talented. In the subsequent physical training test, I directly beat that kid by 120 points!"

The cat girl rolled up her sleeves, showing off her non-existent muscles.

"Your Majesty is wise!"

"Your Majesty is mighty!"

Her Majesty the Cat Girl's colleagues raised their glasses to celebrate her great victory in her first fight against the kindergarten.

Lily and Chen Qin were invited here. They sat in the corner and looked at the chaotic scene in the center of the hall, speechless.

Lily turned around and found Chen Qin looking at her with a strange expression. She sighed and said, "Why are you looking at me? I didn't know someone would be so shameless as to fight a child."

"I'm not talking about that. I'm asking if she really is the emperor."

Chen Qin said in a low voice.

Because of Zhang Ze’s experience in the illusion, he had to doubt many things.

"No, according to legend, the founding emperor was a truly one-in-a-million genius, proficient in all arts and crafts. If he were to be reincarnated, he would be a genius on par with the boss.

“How could it be possible to be reduced to this? You are welcome to come during the day, but you are competing with five-year-olds on exams.

"Besides, even if there is a reincarnation, it should be me. I, the Great Emperor Lily, am extremely intelligent."

Chen Qin thought about it and ignored the part about Emperor Lily. She asked, "Then why does she call herself Your Majesty every day?"

Bai Tao, who was rolling a pancake for herself, raised her head when she heard this.

She only spoke after she spread the taro paste and chili sauce evenly on the chicken legs and wrapped them in the pancake.

"It should be just a flare-up of the disease, which is a common disease among our demon race.

“For example, my godfather has renamed himself the Silver Hand Emperor.

"If you wander around any of the demon cities behind the Great Wall in the North, you could encounter seven emperors, eight concubines, and nine princes in one day."

"Is this a genetic disease or an infectious disease?" Lily asked curiously.

"Neither." Bai Tao shook her head. "It's just that the North is too cold and too peaceful. Everyone is bored. Many people have nothing better to do than make their own living."

After saying this, Bai Tao noticed that Chen Qin was looking at the pancake in her hand, so she added another sentence.

"I'm also free, otherwise who would be so kind as to eat this."

Chen Qin, "."

While the three were talking, His Majesty had come up with something new.

I don’t know if she was drunk or just her nature, but she started taking off her clothes and said she wanted to perform pole dancing for everyone.

However, just as she took off one piece of clothing and was about to be exposed, several spider silk threads shot down from the second floor and trapped the cat girl tightly.

"I think you need some discipline!"

The manager of Zha Shide was shocked. Si Niang leaned on the railing, raised her hand and pulled Cat Girl to the second floor.

Then he dragged himself on the ground and disappeared into the depths of the second-floor corridor.

Although the protagonist, His Majesty, was taken away for training, the feasting of the 'ministers' did not stop. They continued to eat and drink, celebrating the round moon tonight.

Listening to the whimpering sound of His Majesty as he was dragged, Lily sighed and prepared to play with Little Walnut for a while before going back to rest.

This demon clan banquet was a bit too noisy for her.

Just as she picked up the walnut, she found that it was Fu Ji who sent her a message.

[Come on, there's a new discovery on the Emperor Flag! ]

(End of this chapter)