Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 324: Pork Fragrant Concubine Urine Bladder God of War
The moment Liu Daozi knelt down, he even saw his own breasts.

However, he lay on the ground for a long time, but did not wait for the old man's big knife to chop his neck.

At the same time, the great ancestor's murderous intent gradually faded away, as if it was heading outside the city.

Liu Daozi, whose back was hunched like a shrimp, climbed up carefully from the ground. After confirming that the ancestor was not playing tricks on him but had really left the city, he did not delay for a moment and headed straight for the imperial city gate.

Although he still couldn't figure out what kind of plague his old blue ox had, he also couldn't figure out what disease the two young men had.

But Liu Daozi had no intention of finding out the truth to exonerate himself.

Who made it so that all five of the four suspects were Liu Daozi's men?

Don't investigate again and again and find out an even more serious crime, that would be ridiculous.

Anyway, with my skills, I can go anywhere. It doesn't matter who sells me to as a dog.

Slip away, slip away.

After Liu Daozi hurried to the vicinity of Xuande Gate, he slowed down again. He remained calm, looked at his nose with his eyes, and his mouth with his nose, as if nothing had happened, and walked confidently towards the gate that represented freedom.

But when he was passing the gate, he was suddenly stopped by someone.

"Lord Liu!"

The gatekeeper called out "Lord" with full force, and it was impossible to tell whether he liked it or not.

"What's the matter?" Liu Daozi put one hand behind his back, ready to break in at any time.

"Your clothes are dirty! Let me wipe them for you!" Chengmenlang said very motivatedly.

Liu Daozi, "."

Because he was frightened to the point of kneeling on the ground, Liu Daozi's robe was indeed covered with a lot of dust.

"It's okay. I just went to the treasury to look for documents and got some dust on it. Thank you for your kindness, General." Liu Daozi controlled his temper and said to the city gate guard in a friendly manner.

"Oh, so that's the case. Then, Lord, take care."

But before Liu Daozi took two steps, the gatekeeper spoke again.

"Master! Where is your cow?"

Liu Daozi couldn't stand hearing the word "cow" the most now. Because he had something to hide, he was frightened by the word "cow" from the city gate officer.

His voice became a little hoarse while he was speaking.

"The cow is too old. I can't bear to see it continue to work so I let it rest. What's the matter? Is there a problem?"

"Of course there is no problem. It's just that the Lord usually rides a cow when he goes in and out. I haven't seen him today, so I am a little curious."

"Curiosity is a good thing, curiosity is a good thing." Liu Daozi laughed and dealt with it casually.

But something unexpected happened again.

The city gate guard grabbed Liu Daozi's sleeve.

"Sir, please don't think about the cow again."

He didn't know if it was an illusion, but the tone of the city gate guard sounded a bit cold to Liu Daozi.

"What am I thinking about?" Liu Daozi was suddenly startled by this question.

He turned to look at the gatekeeper, and saw that his sunny and cheerful square face had changed.

The city gate guard looked at him cunningly like a square-faced fox.

Oh no, Liu Daozi thought to himself that something was wrong.

A dark light secretly glowed in the palm of Liu Daozi's hand, but before he could make a move, Chengmenlang suppressed Liu Daozi's killing move with just one sentence.

"I know you're nostalgic, but as the saying goes, the old must go before the new can come. My cousin is a cattle dealer, and he has countless cows at home. If you don't mind, I'll give you a barbarian bull someday.

"That cow is amazing. It can even jump high."

The city gate officer rubbed his hands together, looking as mercenary as a businessman, as if he really wanted to establish a relationship with Liu Fujun and get promoted by relying on Niu Niu.

Liu Daozi, “…”

Although he understood what the city gate guard was up to, Liu Daozi was still frightened by him and his blood boiled, and his face turned slightly red.

Judging from his appearance, it seemed as if he had lost his cunningness in joy at hearing the name of the Earth-Shaking Divine Bull.

Liu Daozi was silent for a moment. He looked at the overly ambitious Chengmen Lang in front of him and pointed at his nose and said, "You, you are too ambitious. You will succeed."

"Where is the cow?" asked the city gate guard.

"Whatever, just open the door for me first." Liu Daozi sighed.

As the gate of the imperial city opened, a gap appeared in the magic circle covering the imperial city.

Leaving the imperial city was considered passing the first hurdle, but there were still four gates of Bianjing City to pass through.

After Liu Daozi blended into the crowd, he continued to walk towards the north gate, but suddenly he remembered something. He came to an empty street and used a magic weapon to tell his fortune.

He had picked up that magic stone-like treasure from a mountain stream when he was traveling around the world in his early years. Its calculation results had saved him more than once.

Now the magic power of this magic weapon is about to be exhausted, and this is probably the last chance left.

【Go south and you will be born when you encounter water.】

South of Bianjing City, Nanliang Port.

Zhang Ze, Lu Chen, the old blue ox and the two dragon horses all changed their appearance.

Under Lu Chen's skillful hands, Zhang Ze and Lu Chen turned into old peasant women, and the old green ox was rubbed into an old yellow ox by Lu Chen.

As for Shen Jun's two dragon horses, one had turned into a skinny donkey and the other had turned into a sick horse.

The ox cart borrowed from Liu Daozi was smashed into a flatbed cart by Lu Chen after leaving the imperial city.

At this time, the big baby Xiang Fei was sitting in the pile of miscellaneous items on the cart, looking around curiously.

No one noticed her abnormality, and even when someone occasionally looked at her, they would turn their heads away with a hint of disgust.

This is because there is an imperial way of life in the imperial city, and one must behave like a commoner in the market.

Xiang Fei now looks very common.

Although the Hundred Aspects Magical Skills were useless against Concubine Xiang, the shape-changing technique that Zhang Ze learned from the Hundred Plays Sect came in handy.

The shapeshifting technique can change one's appearance without any magic or spiritual energy, only pork.

Zhang Ze used only twenty kilograms of pork to transform Xiang Fei into a silly girl from a farmer's family, the kind that no one would pick up if thrown on the roadside.

Zhang Ze's golden elixir was hidden under the tattered jacket of Xiang Fei, in the big stomach disguised as pork belly.

Fortunately, it is autumn now, and the pork has no taste. I think it should last for a long time.
At this time, the Nanliang Port was already overcrowded. In addition to the monks who blocked the port, there were more merchants from the north and south who came to Bianjing City to do business.

Zhang Ze and Lu Chen are using the method of sound transmission to study the possibility of escaping by jumping into the water.

"That old ghost just left Bian Jing, but did he find us?" Zhang Ze asked.

"It's unlikely. If they had discovered that the Fragrant Concubine was missing and the Emperor had been killed, martial law would have been imposed long ago. They wouldn't have allowed those merchants to cause trouble. It must be that something went wrong at the altars outside the city.

"We're not the only ones spying on the Emperor's flag; perhaps other forces have taken action.

"This might be an opportunity. Do you have any way to escape?" Lu Chen asked.

"Old Green Ox and Dragon Colt can both swim. How about we sneak into the water and escape when no one is paying attention?" Zhang Ze asked.

Lu Chen initially thought this method was good, but then he shook his head.

"Let's not talk about whether the old blue ox can swim fast or not, and whether it will be discovered. You have to know that the water-avoidance technique cannot be used on Xiang Fei. What if she drowns?"

"It's okay. When I bought pork just now, the owner gave me a basin of urine bladder. After a little processing, I can use it to breathe." Zhang Ze had obviously thought about this matter a long time ago.

Lu Chen, "Isn't that thing sexy?"

Zhang Ze, "Saucy, some of them even have soup in them."

Lu Chen, "Can you be a human being?"

Zhang Ze, "Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures. So, do you have any ideas?"

Lu Chen was silent for a moment and shook his head.

She turned around and glanced at Xiang Fei, who was clueless and still looking around like a silly girl. Lu Chen thought to himself, it was such a waste that such a good girl was deceived by a scumbag like Zhang Ze.

The crappy ideas this guy came up with were too down-to-earth. Either he stuffed the body into a garbage bucket, or he covered himself in pork, or he blew air into the urethra.

There is no intention of showing any mercy to women.

Although Zhang Ze's method was disgusting, Lu Chen couldn't think of any clean solution for the time being.

Zhang Ze saw Lu Chen's expression and guessed what she was thinking, and teased her.

"When you were planning to sell yourself to bury me, you didn't show any compassion for my delicate body. Can we treat it equally?"

"Get lost, you delicate ass... Okay, let's do it, but you have to clean those bladders later." Lu Chen said helplessly.

But just as the two were about to proceed to the next discussion on whether to take the urine bladder with soup or not, a familiar voice suddenly sounded in their ears.

"What a good cow!" The word "good cow" frightened the two people, the cow and the two horses except Xiang Fei.

The person who spoke was Liu Daozi.

Lu Chen was shrewd enough to adjust herself quickly. Her face was dull as she glanced at Liu Daozi and didn't look up again.

Zhang Ze was a great actor. He quickly blocked the cow's head and stood in front of Liu Daozi, with an expression that said, "If anyone sets his sights on my cow, I'll poke his butt with a dung fork."

The old cow leaned against Zhang Ze's back, trying to hide himself as much as possible, and was extremely panicked.

It knew what it had done, and understood that being caught and made into beef noodles was a mercy.

At this time, it had decided to follow Zhang Ze wholeheartedly and planned to go to Baiyu County with Zhang Ze to retire.

As for my predecessor Liu Daozi, I am really not familiar with him now, and I dare not get to know him well.

The two dragon horses were not as nervous as the old blue ox. They felt that they were just accomplices at most.

Not only are they not nervous, they even have the leisure to exchange opinions with each other.

After a brief eye contact, the two dragon horses quickly determined their future course of action.

That is to stop being a whistleblower, pretend that you know nothing, and draw a clear line with Liang Song from now on.

It’s not that the two horses and Zhang Ze hit it off at first sight, it’s just that the price Zhang Ze offered was too tempting.

Zhang Ze said that after arriving in Baiyu County, they would be well-fed and well-served, and from then on, not only would they no longer have to be ridden by others, but they could also ride others.

When the time comes, you can ride whichever mare you like and strive to spread the dragon colt bloodline throughout Baiyu County.

Anyway, it's better than Bianjing. Here, not only do you have to abstain from sex every day to maintain your energy, but if you are found to be unstable, you will be beaten to a pulp...

too difficult.

The two dragon foals thought about the little mare and lowered their heads, no longer looking at Liu Daozi.

……

Liu Daozi looked at the farmer's family who kept people at a distance, but he had no intention of leaving.

"I'm just a commoner. I don't care what you think of me. But this cow..."

He really likes this old ox.

This butt, this figure, this temperament, really looks like the one I lost.
Although the city gatekeeper is right in saying that the old must go before the new comes, wouldn't it be even better if I could exchange it for a horse that is both old and new?

"What do you mean, are you selling it?" Liu Daozi asked.

"No! This is the only cow I have. If I sell it to you, what will happen to my land? Besides, you look so poor, how can you afford it?" Zhang Ze looked at Liu Daozi with a look of disgust.

"Don't you know me?" Liu Daozi asked.

"Who are you?"

"I am the governor of Bianjing, Liu Daozi."

"Bullshit, I'm still your father. If you were the prefect of Bianjing, why are you still queuing up with the rest of us? Just get out of here. I think you're just an old liar."

Liu Daozi was speechless. If it were in the past, he would have slapped the person in front of him to death with a palm.

But after today's ups and downs, and having his mentality tossed around a few times by the overly ambitious Chengmenlang, his mood is now quite stable.

"I'm not lying to you. I really am the governor of Bianjing. How about this? I'll take your family out of Bianjing City and give you a thousand gold coins. In exchange, you have to give me this yellow ox."

Zhang Ze looked like he was moved, but still pretended to hesitate and said, "Really? Are you really rich?"

"Yes, look at this." Liu Daozi took out a round glass-colored bead from his pocket. This thing is indeed worth a fortune in the eyes of those who know the value of it.

"What is this? I want gold, not this kind of ball." Zhang Ze shook his head as if he didn't know the value of it.

Liu Daozi, "."

Perhaps fearing that Zhang Ze might overdo it, Lu Chen kicked Zhang Ze from behind, then said timidly, "Sir, if you can take our family out, we'll do whatever you say. We're anxious to get home, so we'll listen to you."

"Well, if you can really take us away, I will give you my daughter as a concubine. My daughter is truly priceless!"

Liu Daozi looked up at the fat silly girl sitting on the cart and said, "Your daughter, please keep it for yourself. I am not worthy of it."

"Brother, don't regret it. My daughter is much more valuable than a cow." Zhang Ze added in a mean way.

Liu Daozi snorted coldly, shook his sleeves, jumped up from the ground, and landed on the high platform.

There were exclamations all around.

The general on the high platform, upon seeing that it was Liu Daozi who had come, immediately stood up and asked, "Lord Liu is not in the palace, so why are you here in the south of the city?"

"The ancestor has ordered me to leave the city." Liu Daozi put on his airs as Lord Liu again and handed a token to the general.

Because of today's ups and downs and the fact that he had lied so much, Liu Daozi lied without blinking an eye.

"The demon tribe attacked the Beixiang altar guarded by General Bai. The ancestor has personally gone to occupy it. I think it is foolproof. Why did you leave the city? Even if you were going to provide support, you shouldn't have gone through my Nangang."

Liu Daozi, "Why are you talking so much? This is all the ancestor's plan. If you don't believe it, just go to the palace and ask. But if it delays the important work, it will be your responsibility."

Seeing that the general was still eager to get to the bottom of the matter, Liu Daozi quickly thought of a solution and whispered, "There are actually more than four altars outside the city. Now that Dongxiang has been attacked, the Second Elder ordered me to activate the spare altars.

"This matter is a secret. I have already committed a serious taboo by telling you. General Lin, please do not spread it.

"If the news leaks out from you and the demon tribe attacks, ruining the ascension to immortality, the responsibility will be huge, and we can't bear it."

When the general heard this, he looked as if he was a cheapskate and had heard something he shouldn't have heard.

In order to prevent himself from being blamed, he quickly let Liu Daozi go.

After deceiving the crowd, Liu Daozi tricked them into sending a speedboat, saying that he wanted to transport some human sacrifices for the opening ceremony.

He randomly selected dozens of people, and Zhang Ze and the others were naturally among them.

After boarding the boat, Liu Daozi cast a spell and drove the boat more than a hundred miles away.

After throwing the rest of the people he had rescued into the boat, Liu Daozi sailed for dozens of miles before stopping the boat in a deserted swamp.

He looked at Zhang Zedao who had been standing in front of the old ox.

"You can see that I am a monk. Killing you is like killing a chicken, so please respect me."

"Although you are really annoying, I don't want to kill any animals today. Give me the cow and get out!"

Zhang Ze looked around and saw that the place was shrouded in clouds and mist, with no birds around. It was indeed a great place to treat people to wontons and pork.

If you want to roll, where else can you go except into the water?

However, just when Zhang Ze was about to rob his fellow thieves, he asked Master Lu Chen to take action.

He suddenly felt something strange around him, turned around and saw that Lu Chen was staggering for some reason, obviously he had lost consciousness and fell straight forward.

"Lu Chen!"

Zhang Ze quickly turned around and hugged him.

As Lu Chen fainted, the Hundred Aspects Divine Art she had used also dissipated in an instant.

The old blue ox lost its cover when Zhang Ze turned around, and it made awkward eye contact with its former master.

Old Qingniu, “…”

Liu Daozi, “…”

The two dragon horses lowered their heads, pretending nothing had happened, and nibbled on the non-existent grass on the deck.

Looking at the scene before him, Liu Daozi connected many things...

"Okay! You're the cattle thief!"

Liu Daozi was stunned for a while before he reacted. His eyes widened, and all the new and old grudges came together. He raised his hand and attacked Zhang Ze.

A black axe appeared in his hand, and the scattered spiritual energy chopped the planks around him into pieces.

The clipper broke in the middle, Zhang Ze hugged Lu Chen with one hand, hooked Xiang Fei with his feet, the golden elixir returned to his body, and pointed a finger at the dark shadow axe.

In the golden light, the entire speedboat exploded.

Zhang Ze's golden light not only blocked the axe, but also dazzled Liu Daozi's eyes. Seeing him retreat, Zhang Ze made another hand seal, and the golden light became even brighter. Not only that, there were several black shadows in the golden light that rushed straight towards Liu Daozi.

After Liu Daozi exchanged a move with Zhang Ze, he was also quite shocked, realizing that this man's cultivation was not inferior to his own.

Because of his poor eyesight, he couldn't see clearly what Zhang Ze hid in the golden light. He was afraid it was a poison or hidden weapon, so he retreated dozens of feet. At the same time, the spiritual energy around his body surged, blasting away the black shadows that were chasing him.

After a series of explosions, Liu Daozi started cursing in frustration.

"You're a fucking human! Whose good guy is fighting and throwing away his bladder?"

For a moment, Liu Daozi was covered in soup and water, and was full of smell.

Zhang Ze's family had long disappeared.

Liu Daozi's cow is gone again...

(End of this chapter)