Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 256 Lily's Magical Use (6k)

Zhang Ze is still imprisoned in Qianji Pavilion.

Lily was making her own little invention, and the little fuji were circling around her.

"Hey, Brother is missing. Should we go look for him as well?"

"The sect leader is right there. What else can we do if we go there except causing trouble? Ah, ah." Lily quickly put down the work in her hands, turned her head to the side and sneezed loudly.

"A-choo, we just need to stay home and behave ourselves." Lily rubbed her nose and turned her attention back to the magic circle in front of her.

"But aren't you worried?" Fu Ji stretched out a small tentacle and handed a talisman to Lily.

"I'm worried, but it's because of that worry that I want to make things more difficult for the boss. Ah, ah, achilles."

After her second sneeze, Lily took a long time to recover before continuing, "When the boss returns victorious and sees I've made him another new invention, he'll be overjoyed! There's a huge bonus!"

"But don't you already have a lot of money? Why do you need a bonus?" The little fuji, who had no idea about money, didn't understand.

"You don't understand. This is called having your cake and eating it too. What's mine is mine, and what's other people's can also be mine. What comes for free is the best."

After explaining her twisted theories to Xiao Fuji, she installed the last array talisman. After Lily checked it, she sealed the thing into a box, wrote a border label on it, and used the teleportation array to send it to Xiaolonghu Mountain for subsequent processing.

Lily knew very well that she was a useless person and could not use many high-end magic weapons, so she was teleported to Xiaolonghu Mountain or Jianzong to ask the big guys for help.

However, after the key parts of the Thousand Machine Armor were transported away, Lily suddenly became irritable again. She jumped down from the high stool and began to walk around the room with her hands behind her back.

It would be a lie to say I'm not worried.

But I don’t know what to do.

However, Lily's irritability soon disappeared after she sneezed for the third time.

She suddenly stopped worrying.

Because of sneezing.

However, just when she was about to share her metaphysics with Fu Ji, she was trapped by the little Fu Ji's tentacles.

"If you have typhoid fever, you need to take medicine. Come, let me get better!"

"Woo, put me down, don't poke my throat, ugh"

After a futile struggle, Lily, who had become sticky again, was put on the ground by the little Fu Ji.

After slapping a cleansing charm on her forehead, Lily said to the little Fuji, "I'm not sick!"

"Then why do you sneeze?"

"Because the boss was saying bad things about me!" Lily sat back down at the table and took out a brand new thick book from her ring.

Great Lily's Book of Hate

"Every time I sneeze three times in a row, it's because the boss is saying bad things about me and slandering my image of being wise and brave." Lily picked up the pen and added a note on the first page that was not filled.

On June 1st, the boss started talking bad about me behind my back again. Whenever something bad happens, he always takes the blame. I hate it so much, but there's nothing I can do.

【Unless you pay extra money.】

After thinking for a while, he added another one.

[On June 1008st, Little Fuji played with me with her tentacles again. I felt like I had become her toy. I hated it, but there was nothing I could do.]

[Write this down. When I reach Mahayana cultivation, I will definitely go back and play with it!]

He put away the brand new Book of Hatred and tucked the little girl into his arms. "Since the boss has the leisure to plot against me, it means his life is probably not in danger now. Anyway, let's go eat."

"Great!" Xiao Fuji waved her hand.

Ghost town secrets.

Facing the questioning of Mu Yu Taoist, Zhang Ze suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

"Excuse me, Saint Son, who is this person named Lily? Why did she leave her name on the sacred vessel of the Great Mother?"

In front of Taoist Mu Yu was a part of a brand new assembly line that had not yet been assembled.

And Lily's long and ugly name was engraved in the most conspicuous place.

[The Great and Wise Emperor Lily - This Winter's Out-of-Print Collection]

How do we explain the fact that someone else’s name is on the artifact given by the Great Mother Goddess?
However, Zhang Ze quickly came up with a solution.

Analyzing classics word by word is an essential skill for a charlatan, and an excellent saint should have a certain level of literary literacy.

For example, expand a short sentence of five words into an essay by quoting from classics.

As long as there is a word in the scriptures of the Great Mother Goddess that has the same pronunciation as the word "Li", Zhang Ze is confident that he can make up for the lie.

And he has Brother Dong's Xuanjian Treasure Mirror to help him.

"You are not loyal!" Zhang Ze used the same trick again and gave Taoist Mu Yu another counterattack.

"How am I not loyal?" Taoist Mu Yu was a little nervous. Although he couldn't pronounce the word correctly, he still knew the character. There had never been a person named Lily in the scriptures of the Great Mother Goddess.

"Standing on Prisoner Mountain! Look here."

Zhang Ze pulled the Taoist Mu Yu to sit down, and called all the assistant priests around to come over. He snatched the small red wooden vine stick from the Taoist Mu Yu, put the scriptures on the ground, and began to point.

"Look at this male dove. It's a double metaphor within a metaphor. It's actually referring to Li Sheng! And the two "Li" characters represent a double affirmation, representing the greatest within the greatest."

"The Emperor is a denial of the hypocritical Human Emperor of Honghuang. The Pseudo-Emperor and the Corpse Emperor are mere ants and are not worth worrying about."

Combining the information found in the Xuanjian Treasure Mirror, Zhang Ze started to elaborate on the topic with this word "Li" and told the Taoist Muyu the story of the Holy Mother Gulit who was born in the Prison Mountain, traveled through the wilderness, bestowed blessings on the human world, and accepted believers to serve as dogs for the Great Mother Goddess.

[When someone needs her, Lily can appear in any story, any historical fragment - "Lily's Secret History"]

After Zhang Ze's hearty storytelling, Taoist Mu Yu's eyes turned green. He didn't expect that these few sentences with less than twenty words in total could be interpreted in this way. He felt that he had lived in vain.

The scripture became much more profound in his eyes. At this moment, he suddenly had a vague sense of enlightenment, and felt that every word in the book contained a mystery.

He planned to write an annotation book and named it "New Classics in the Classics"

Great double metaphor.

After making up his mind, he performed the Great Mother Goddess's 'immortal magic' or 'miracle' in front of Zhang Ze.

Taoist Mu Yu took back the mahogany cane and dipped it into the pool on the altar. The water in the pool then turned blood red. Taoist Mu Yu reached into the pool and smeared the red liquid on his face.

After he was ready, he knelt down in front of the stove.

Suddenly, a ball of fire appeared in the empty stove. As Taoist Mu Yu chanted, the exit of the Mother Goddess statue opened again, and a human-shaped clay figure fell out.

The clay statue was placed into the water by Taoist Muyu, and when it was lifted up again, it turned into a huge stone slab.

The kind that can be destroyed.

Taoist Mu Yu held the stone slab on his head and left the sacrificial site happily.

Zhang Ze stared at the back of Mu Yu Taoist for a while, then clapped his hands and asked the assistant priests around him to look at him.

"The High Priest has received enlightenment from the Great Mother Goddess today. Blessed by this, he needs to retreat for enlightenment. The assembly line is not yet complete, but the ritual cannot stop today. Let's begin as we just said."

The deacons looked at each other in bewilderment, but still obediently stepped down from the altar and lined up in the open space below. They gripped the wooden clubs inlaid with black lenses and began to beat each other.
The needs of the Great Mother Goddess are very general, so in addition to the traditional rituals of the Mother Goddess giving birth and reincarnation, many other entertainment activities have become necessary rituals to please the Great Mother Goddess according to Zhang Ze's explanation.

such as.

Blood sacrifice to the mother goddess, head sacrifice to the skull throne
Zhang Ze sat down on the edge of the altar and secretly winked at the air around him. The invisible Xuanjian Treasure Mirror immediately understood and quietly flew to the edge of the pool and took some red liquid.

After waiting for a while and seeing nothing happened, it flew to the still burning stove, took a small ball of fire and hid it.

After finishing everything, it flew back to Zhang Ze, found a good camera position and started recording the Nascent Soul battle in the audience.

Or it could be a fight between hooligans.

These Nascent Soul ancestors trapped here, at this moment, were like those in a domestic fantasy drama that couldn't afford the special effects, using combat skills that were more primitive than fighting qi and turning into horses to engage in passionate fights.

Picking the nose, pulling the hair, throwing the opponent to the ground and hitting the tailbone with a big stick.

They all forgot the Taoism and inheritance they had practiced. In addition, this place could not be destroyed. Without special effects and reference objects, there was no difference between a fight between Nascent Soul cultivators and a group brawl in the village.

Soon, the first unlucky person appeared.

He was pinned to the ground by four or five men, then lifted up by the hole like a bowling ball and thrown against the wall. Before he could recover, two big sticks were aimed at his head.

The skull was shattered, but there was no blood.

The unfortunate guy's body cracked like a clay statue, breaking into pieces from the top to the bottom.

The two men who got the first kill continued to fight each other as if they didn't see it.

The fight lasted for a while, and only when the tenth unlucky guy was knocked to the ground did the group of lunatics stop.

Then, as if nothing had happened, they left the sacrificial site one by one according to the procedure arranged in advance by Zhang Ze.

Zhang Ze on the altar also turned off the method of floating life. He was sure of some things.

That is, these people are not living people. Although they have richer emotions, they are no different from the slaves who are used as sacrifices.

Only the clay figure was broken.

So where did the real Muyu Sect monks go?

Zhang Ze thought about it for a while and then ignored it because he still had one thing to confirm.

He took out Lily's collector's edition assembly line from the space magic tool, made some simple adjustments and modifications, and then put them all together.

Also make sure Lily didn't leave anything else on it.

For example, doggerel or little people drawing or something like that.
After everything was ready, Zhang Ze personally collected some of the broken clay figures and threw them to the starting point of the assembly line.

As he drove the spiritual energy, the assembly line started moving.

Old Tang's trained voice also rang out from the fully automatic merit machine installed at the starting point.

The immortal hero singer Lao Tang began to sing and recite the blessing of the Great Mother Goddess.

They skipped the step of breaking them into pieces because they were already broken. The fragments were thrown into the furnace and then disappeared into thin air. After a long time, the five clay figures fell into the pool from the exit of the statue.

When they climbed out of the water, they returned to their previous appearance. These people saluted Zhang Ze in turn, and then left the priest's field as if nothing had happened.

After they left, Zhang Ze did not take any further action until the next day, or the starting point of the so-called reincarnation of this place entering the next cycle.

The remaining five clay fragments that were not sent into the furnace also disappeared.

There was no ceremony, but five clay figures still fell out from the exit of the mother goddess statue and turned back into the appearance of priests. They saluted Zhang Ze and left the priest field.

Zhang Ze's plan to kill them all seems to have failed.

But it was not a complete failure, because he made new discoveries.

Zhang Ze looked up at the indecent statue of the Great Mother Goddess for a long time, then raised his middle finger and turned away.

There were new discoveries at Zhang Ze's place, but nothing at Lao Deng's place.

One of the couple went to search for clues elsewhere, while the other stayed in Fengling City to continue searching.

The land of Wind Bell City was still covered in yellow sand. Although there were no sniper-wielding rats, there were many groundworms. To achieve the best search results, the sect leader restrained all his auras to prevent interference. As a result, Zhang Ze's golden elixir became the brightest egg in Wind Bell City.

Those earthworms that usually breathe spiritual energy and chew stones to relieve boredom kept attacking like moths to a flame, trying to snatch the golden elixir.

After Chen Qin pierced the last earthworm with her sword, she swung the sword and looked up at her father floating in the air. Suddenly, she thought of something and asked a question.

"Dad, you must be better than these bugs."

Hearing this question that was easy to get beaten, Captain Chen came down from the sky without getting angry, "What do you mean."

"Before Senior Brother was sucked into the secret realm, a group of earthworms attacked us, and those earthworms were driven here by the secret realm."

"There's no reason why those earthworms can detect the secret realm, but you, father, can't."

"So I think the ghost town on the ground is just an appearance, and what drives away the earthworms might be something else?"

"I was negligent. Let's go to the place where we started." After Captain Chen said that, he took his daughter and teleported to the place where Zhang Ze was sucked into the blast.

The flowing desert has covered the scene of the battle that day. The sect leader looked at the desert under his feet, waved his hand and slashed downwards, this time cutting deeper.

As the sword light fell, Captain Chen brought his daughter to another place.

A thousand meters underground, it was pitch black.

The leader raised his hand, and the place became as bright as day.

The place where they were was a hole in the shape of a giant's body. Something suddenly appeared there and expanded out of the space after a brief stay.

"Wait for me." After saying this, Captain Chen left an ordinary-looking flying sword next to his daughter, and his figure disappeared in a flash.

This time he caught the location of that thing in an instant, but...
That thing is in the west.

In Central China.

The thing that lurks underground and appears in the form of a ghost town secret realm comes from Middle-earth.

It might be something very troublesome.

It roamed the underground, suddenly appearing forty years ago, then vanishing without a trace, and reappearing last year.
He did not chase after her, but returned to his daughter. Looking down at his daughter, he suddenly felt a headache.

Zhang Ze is such a troublemaker. How are we going to live in the future?

"Let's go back and visit Tianzong first."

Captain Chen sighed and ruffled his daughter's hair.

Zhang Ze's side.

His concept of time also began to become a little vague. This place seemed to have a magical atmosphere that could isolate people from time.

Fortunately, he has a mirror that is trying to quit his internet addiction, and many magical tools that can record time.

Therefore, he was not really forgotten in the void of time like Mu Yu Taoist and others.

During this period of time, he also tried to use the ability of the Xuanjian Treasure Mirror to break through the boundaries and find an exit, but he did not find any gap at all.

Taoist Muyu has not come out yet. He locked himself in the stone room. Perhaps relying on the magic of the Great Mother Goddess, the stone room was completely sealed and no one knew what Taoist Muyu was doing in there.

The downside was that he could no longer ask Mu Yu Taoist questions, but the upside was that he had more time to wander around this secret place without being disturbed and verify his guesses.

"Xuanjian, have you looked over there?"

[I've checked it, and I've confirmed it again. It's exactly the same.]

After receiving Xuanjian's reply, Zhang Ze suddenly felt a little uncomfortable standing in the corridor.

Because Zhang Ze confirmed his guess from a while ago.

That is this secret realm, or rather, this existence is a human-shaped thing, and he and the thousand people are inside the body of this thing.

That priestly field is the stomach.

The lungs were where the slaves and priests lived.

The huge room where he, the Son of God, stays is naturally the heart.

Of course, if this thing really follows the people-oriented principle, then this is actually good news. After all, according to the human body structure, Zhang Ze starts from the stomach, and the boredom can be discharged whether it goes up or down.

However, this was not the case, as a statue blocked the upward entrance.

The same is true for the downward entrance. This old lady or old man seems to have some intestinal obstruction.

An indestructible statue is stuck in the duodenum.

Can't get through.

Back at the sacrificial site, today's sacrifice has been completed, and the assistant priests have consciously put their companions who have been broken into clay figures on the assembly line.
Zhang Ze looked at all this and suddenly felt something was wrong.

After confirming that this thing might be a human, he suddenly felt that everything happening in the stomach was a bit like digestion?
The purpose of this ritual is not to give birth to a child, but to digest something?

And it seems like I have acted as a stomach-strengthening and digestion-promoting tablet?

Thinking of this, Zhang Ze immediately stepped forward, raised a rattan stick, and attracted the attention of the priests.

"The Mother Goddess has sensed your piety and has just issued an oracle: tomorrow is a day off."

"Remember, this isn't a break, it's a perfect sacrifice!"

The priests looked at Zhang Ze and did not refute. Instead, they nodded numbly and turned away according to the rules.

Their movements were also slower and more numb than before, the human touch disappeared, and these people began to move closer to real clay figures, just like those slaves.

The priests and slaves had already mixed together at this time. They left the exit of the stomach one by one. Zhang Ze counted their heads and the number of sacrifices that had been digested, but found that one person seemed to be missing.

It was the man who had been staring at him on the first day he entered here.

I asked Xuanjian to keep an eye on him before, but I found that apart from drawing the correct characters on his legs, he didn't do anything unusual. In addition, after I made a new discovery, I put his matter aside for the time being.

Now that I think about it, that person might be the key.

To some extent, the slave and the Taoist Muyu were the most human-like people in this big stomach, except for himself.
But before going to find that person, there is one more thing to do.

Since I have become some kind of powerful medicine called stomach-strengthening and digestion-promoting tablets, there is no point in regretting it. I might as well take more medicine.

It’s best to give this big stomach some diarrhea.

He quietly came to the fully automatic merit machine, adjusted several mechanisms and volumes, and made some tampering on the assembly line, adding some materials to one of the modules.

After finishing everything, Zhang Ze left the big stomach area.

The alveoli.

When Zhang Ze was thinking about Li Yu, Li Yu was also thinking about him.

Li Yu huddled in the corner of his room, peeking out of the window with a furtive look.

He is very panicked now.

Because he hadn't attended the ceremony for two days.

If you really want to count it, when the assembly line started, he sneaked to the back of the crowd, and it seemed that no one noticed.

After staying safely in the last row for two consecutive rounds, Li Yu became braver.

He hid the scriptures and didn't look at them for a whole long time, but nothing happened.

There was no feeling of being watched, no priests dragging him outside the stone chamber, no divine punishment from the Great Mother.

Everything is as usual, as if this is the way the world should be.

It was at this moment that Li Yu suddenly realized a lot of things.

That is, the outside world is not the chaos described in the scriptures. It seems to be a world outside.
Li Yu couldn't remember what was there. Some fragments flashed through his mind, but they were like a flash of light, leaving no trace.

He tried hard to grasp those fragments in his hands, and after countless attempts, he finally succeeded.

Li Yu sat up from the stone bed, then sat cross-legged awkwardly, folded his hands on his dantian, and his face flushed just like when he first learned breathing exercises.

After a long time, he felt the Qi again, and because of this Qi, he remembered more things.

Magic is not a taboo, but a tool for monks.

As his memory gradually came back, he recalled his childhood.

People have fathers.

I have a father, but I can’t remember what he looks like, and I don’t remember whether he was good to me.

I only remember that when I was a child, I saw a cultivator who accidentally came to the town and flew into the sky, and I also had the desire to do the same as him.

Later, he stole money from his family and ran away, wanting to find the path to immortality.

However, the path to immortality is hard to find. After many twists and turns and more than ten years, I finally embarked on the path of cultivation.

Being dull and without a famous teacher to guide him, he hid in the mountains for fear of being guilty of possessing the treasure. He lived in the mountains for half a month, and only when he was almost starving to death did he sense a trace of spiritual energy.

Only then did I realize that the world was full of spiritual energy.

However, when I ran back home excitedly, I found that everything had changed.

Home is no longer there.

The dilapidated courtyard had collapsed, and a small tree had grown out of the house, breaking the window and tilting the tiles, greedily craving the sunlight from the sky.

The yard was overgrown with weeds, which were taller than the millstone and the courtyard wall.

There are two new graves outside the village.

It seemed as if I had nothing left except the spiritual energy in this world that I could take whatever I wanted.
Li Yu suddenly woke up. For some reason, he suddenly realized that he could not continue to recall the past, as something bad would happen if he continued to think about it.

Not only that, there was another thing that terrified him. While meditating, he almost instinctively added two scratches on his legs.

This means two days have passed.

I didn't attend the ceremony for two days.

What will happen?
Li Yu didn't know that the joy of recovering some of his memory was long gone. He climbed down from the bed, hid under the window, and looked out from time to time.

However, just as he was feeling a little relieved, a voice suddenly sounded behind him.

"Who the hell are you, bro?"

Zhang Ze sat on the kang, looking at Li Yu's back.

Tianzong.

Captain Chen held his daughter's hand and stood at the foot of the mountain gate. Looking at the traditional immortal mountain gate of Tianzong that looked like it was dug out from the ancient tomb of Dongqi, he suddenly had an urge to go home.

But when he thought that Zhang Ze was mainly his daughter, Captain Chen still stepped in.

Some things and some people have nothing to do with cultivation or identity.

If you don't want to see me, then you don't want to see me.

So annoying.
(End of this chapter)