Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 243 Brother Feng’s Ass and Dao Heart

Chapter 243 Brother Feng’s Ass and Dao Heart
This kind of branch line, which is to endure the insult under the crotch, endure the relaxation of the anus for a while, and take a step back to see the broader world, has never existed in Brother Feng's life options.

Even if I am wearing a vest and this is an illusion, it won’t work.

Especially since that person was an ugly guy who looked like a shrunken eggplant.

Judging from Brother Feng's temper, that bald guy has already met his end. If he is thrown into a novel or story, he will be killed within a thousand words.

However, just as Brother Feng was about to attack and hurt someone to show his dominance, he suddenly found that today was somewhat different from the past.

The forehand, backhand, and first hand that I rely on in my daily life, the black sword, the holy scroll, the ancient seal, and so on.
All gone.

This experience is not good.

You know, as the man destined to be hanged by Zhang Zeqin, Brother Feng's life has been full of legends since he was born.

He started out as an orphan, with both his parents gone. He broke his umbilical cord himself, making him an extremely ruthless person.

The first stage of mortal cultivation began at the age of five.

The whole world is an enemy.

There are many enemies, and the adventures are endless. From then on, my life of cheating began. I fought against old Deng, medium Deng, small Deng, big dog, small dog, and big yellow dog in turn. Starting from an old beggar on the roadside, I hammered all the way to the young master of the martial arts hall.

After unifying the martial arts school, Brother Feng obtained a book on the art of recognizing qi and entered the second stage.

The world is so big, I should change the map.

Refining Qi and cultivating immortality, one will have boundless magical powers.

And it was from this time that Brother Feng became somewhat slack.

Because the adventures become more numerous and more exciting.

He picked up the black sword and obtained a nameless sword technique that came with the black sword. After picking up the holy talisman, he was able to search for spiritual treasures from heaven and earth, and found the ancient seal's magical power, which he used to temper his meridians and physique.

Before joining the Sword Sect, Brother Feng felt that he was invincible.

After joining the Sword Sect, two enemies came from outer space, one named Chen Qin and the other named Zhang Ze.

These two people are also hooking up together.

Then Brother Feng's unstoppable journey of slaying gods and destroying Buddhas was reversed by someone.

The whole person became relatively comfortable.

At least compared to the previous sixteen years of his life.

Although Brother Feng, who is much less aggressive, respects his good senior brother Zhang Ze very much, in his heart, he still thinks he is the coolest.

However, when the bald monster took a fancy to his butt in the Jade Book Illusion today, Brother Feng found that he was not so strong.

All his reliance came from those trump cards. Now that all the trump cards were gone, he found himself
Glutinous.

He no longer has the courage that newborn brother Feng had when he kicked the umbilical cord.

Therefore, he hesitated for a moment before making his move, and was then knocked down by an elbow strike from a demon cultivator next to him.

My head is buzzing.

However, thanks to the elbow in the cell, Lin Feng became somewhat more sober.

For the sake of chrysanthemums, we must resist.

Because this man was chosen by the boss, the demon didn't kill him. Seeing Lin Feng falling forward, he reached out to pick him up and then pulled off Lin Feng's robe.

Brother Feng also took advantage of the situation and reached out to the long sword slung around the monk's waist.

"court death!"

The demon was just threatening, pulling out the sword half an inch with one hand, and at the same time grabbing Lin Feng's belt and throwing him down heavily.

This is exactly what Brother Feng wanted. He thought Lily's method was worth a try. If he cut off her hand, maybe the restriction would be lifted.

I will kill you all then.

However, the moment he hit the sword with his hand, Brother Feng's heart of Taoism trembled again.

"I have lost all my cards now. Can I win?"

During this moment of hesitation, the demon cultivator's expression changed drastically. He quickly inserted the sword back and pulled Lin Feng up again.

However, it was too late. Although the sword did not cut off the arm due to Brother Feng's hesitation, half of the palm was still cut off by the sharp blade.

It all happened so fast that the bald gay weirdo only had time to frown.

Seeing that the toy was missing parts, the bald gay weirdo just snorted and said softly, "Kill him."

The demon cultivator who accidentally injured someone was as if pardoned. His face began to turn demonic and he punched down.

In the white room, Lin Feng sat on the soft white floor, listening to the textureless summary of Yu Shu Lou, with a somewhat lonely expression.

[Reincarnator No. 103, Training in the Illusionary Jade Book Tower, First Floor, Random Trial, Blood River Golden City]

[Task progress less than 10% will not be recorded]

[The Jade Book Illusion can inherit rewards, none]

[Summary: Those who appear powerful but are actually weak will never achieve great things. The path to immortality is long, and there are no second chances outside of the illusion.]

[Whether the reincarnator chooses to leave and wait for the next trial to begin]

The textureless sounds of Yushulou suddenly stopped everywhere.

Lin Feng did not ask or refute, he just sat there quietly.

Are you a coward?
Feeling the power returning to him, or rather, the power that had always existed in him and had never really left him, Lin Feng suddenly felt a little confused.

Am I really that strong?
He spread out his palm and looked at his palm, as if recalling the pain of his palm being cut off in the illusion. After a long silence, he stood up and sighed.

"Send me away."

The seal ring on Lin Feng's hand emitted a faint light, and his figure began to fade.

After leaving the Jade Book Illusion, Lin Feng returned to the small building where he lived alone and sat cross-legged in the quiet room, but he did not practice breathing exercises as usual.

He realized that his Dao heart was already unstable and that practicing at this time would do him no good.

"I wonder what Brother Zhang is doing now?"

"It's a pity that he is still banned from entering the Jade Book Tower. What would he do if he were here?"

"He will definitely resist."

In the Jade Book Illusion, in the gay dungeon.

The bald gay weirdo was also in hesitation at this time. He felt that his subordinate was simply mentally retarded.

He also felt a little regretful that he shouldn't have been so pretentious.

It's okay to break off a hand to make do with it.

At least the body is intact.

The whole corpse can be used.

But now, he was beaten into a lump of porridge by that idiot Bangbang's two punches.

It's rare to hear that there are several monks imprisoned in this prison. The monks' physiques are known to be able to withstand the torture.

Unfortunately, the one that suits my taste best is no longer available.

I can only cut off his buttocks later and hang it on the wall as a collection.

As for the remaining three.

The bald gay weirdo just glanced at Bai Tao and Lily and then his eyes moved away.

It's so big, it's disgusting.

He turned and stared at Zhang Ze, whose gender was unclear at this moment.

Is this person a man or a woman?

But if she looks like this, even if she is a woman, it is not impossible.
A-li felt the gaze of the bald gay weirdo, and followed his example, acting like a little woman, and prayed that Zhang Ze could cooperate with her and get through this level.

It's better to be fried in oil than to sell your butt.

However, Zhang Ze had a clever plan.

"I'm a real man, come at me." Zhang Ze said in a deep voice.

Not only the bald gay weirdo, but even the surrounding demon monks as well as Bai Tao and Lily were stunned when they heard it.

Bai Tao didn't expect that this guy would play such a big game.

Lily was wondering how come her Qianji Pavilion had such a hero with heavy tastes.

A Li A Li didn't have any ideas.

First of all, it is the one that controls my body. At worst, I can die in advance to show my determination.

Secondly, if the deep darkness in Zhang Ze's heart is really like this, then it will spread the news after it gets out and die together with Zhang Ze.

The bald gay weirdo squinted his eyes and stared at Zhang Ze, rubbed his wrists, and then began to undress.

"Wait a minute!" Zhang Ze said again, "Don't inspect the goods here. It lacks a sense of ceremony here."

"And there are too many people, I can't let go."

The bald gay weirdo rubbed his chin. This was the most cooperative person he had ever seen since the massacre.

It's weird, but a bit interesting. Anyway, he is just a foundation-building cultivator whose cultivation level has been sealed. He may be a big shot among the human race, but I don't think he can make a big splash here.

"Oh, interesting, according to you." The bald gay weirdo laughed cruelly, the corners of his mouth torn to the roots of his ears. "Okay, I have another suggestion. Don't kill those two women yet," Zhang Ze said.

"Don't be ungrateful."

A demon cultivator behind Zhang Ze said angrily.

"Shut up." The bald gay weirdo motioned Zhang Ze to continue.

"Keep these two women with you. When the atmosphere is right, you can..."

After listening to the nearly 2,000-word plot that would not pass the review on any platform, everyone fell silent.

Those evil and brutal demon cultivators were even a little afraid when they looked at Zhang Ze's face.

In addition to anticipation, the bald gay weirdo also felt a little hesitant.

He was afraid that he couldn't beat the pervert in front of him.

After a long silence, the bald gay weirdo asked.

"What's your name?"

He felt that such people should be remembered through the ages.

"Liu Fengxian." Zhang Ze replied.

Lily, whose vest was stolen, looked like she was about to bite someone.

I was also scared. Fortunately, my pseudonym was not exposed. If this hangman said his name was Liu Lili, my reputation would be ruined.

Lily made up her mind that she would find out the identity of this man after she got out, and then threaten him, control him, and make him work like a slave for her for the rest of his life!
"Okay, Liu Fengxian, I'll remember that." After saying that, the bald gay weirdo unbuttoned half of his shirt, buttoned it back up, and turned to leave.

His steps were brisk and full of anticipation.

The other demon cultivators were afraid of Zhang Ze's power and did not dare to offend him. They escorted the three people out of the dungeon in a loose formation.

Just as they were about to reach the corner of the dungeon, Bai Tao suddenly touched Lily with her hand.

Lily turned her head and saw that the short girl was motioning for her to look to the right.

Lily turned her head again and found that the ultimate pervert was staring at her breasts, and she squinted.

Just when Lily was confused, she saw a shape squeezed out of the ultimate pervert's right eye.

Because the bodies in these Jade Book illusions were distributed uniformly by the Jade Book Tower, they are basically perfect. In particular, we were afraid that everyone would not be able to adapt, so we also put a lot of effort into the flexibility of the bodies.

Although it is impossible to do so, there are muscles on the eyes, and there are muscles on the muscles of the eyes.

But there are many delicate muscles on the eyelids that can still do it.

Zhang Ze controlled his eyelids and made them into the shape of a kitchen knife.

Lily suddenly realized.

So that’s it!
It turns out that this perverted way of playing requires a kitchen knife!

In line with the principle of respecting every human quirk, Lily shuddered as she turned the corner and the several demon monks escorting her happened to be in her blind spot.

With precise control of force, the kitchen knife cut through the clothes and fell out from under the shadow of the plump chest.

Before reaching the corner, Zhang Ze had already communicated clearly with A'li.

A'li recalled the technique of hiding the cake in the robe that the little monk had taught him a few days ago. He precisely controlled every inch of his muscles and shook his sleeves to hide the kitchen knife.

The kitchen knife did not fall to the ground, but disappeared directly.

However, the excessive movement also attracted the attention of the surrounding demon cultivators.

"What are you doing?" asked a demon cultivator.

Zhang Ze looked back at the man, then shook out his coat.

"I didn't see anything. It's hot, isn't it? If you're not satisfied, you can search me."

When the demon cultivator heard the words "body search," he felt a chill run down his spine and even took a step back. Seeing that the pervert had nothing hidden in his clothes, he gave up.

"go!"

After saying that, he stopped paying attention to Zhang Ze and told them to leave quickly.

Lily stared at Zhang Ze as she walked. To be honest, she didn't see clearly how the kitchen knife disappeared.

With a flick of his robe, the kitchen knife disappeared right under his nose.

Magic.

However, this question about the kitchen knife was quickly replaced by another emotion.

anger.

Although I know that this is an illusion, it is just a small fragment in history and a fact that has disappeared in the past.

But still angry.

Xiaojinhe Town was massacred.

The city was massacred by these monsters.

After the Jindan who captured Zhang Ze and others left Xiaojinhe Town, it was not the rebel army that attacked here, but the demon tribe that came from nowhere.

Walking out of the dungeon and smelling the strong smell of blood, Lily became a little irritated.

She looked around, trying to figure out where she could find some explosives to blow up.

Bai Tao lowered her head and her shoulders trembled slightly. It was not until someone pushed her from behind that she continued to walk forward with her head held high.

While Bai Tao was angry, she also felt a little confused.

Is this what our demon race is like?
Time can erase many things. Things that happened in the ancient times have long become a mess, and even the history of the Eastern Qi Dynasty is the same.

too long.

Although she was exiled to the northern border, young demons like her never took it to heart.

Zhongzhou has been destroyed, what else is there to say? They are just stories.

Now, in this Jade Book fantasy, I see my clansmen from the chaotic times of the Ten Kingdoms.
Baitao didn't understand.

Among the demons of this world, it is rare for a scoundrel to appear because the more they gather, the happier they are. Even if there is one, the probability of that happening is extremely small.

Moreover, many of them have gone astray because they have been away from the group for too long and have been infected by external evils.

For example, when Zhang Ze went to southern Xinjiang to pick up Lao Tang, he encountered a dog demon that was killed by a sword. This was the case.

"Why?" Bai Tao asked, turning around.

The demon cultivator behind her seemed to have been waiting for these words.

"It's only natural for monsters to eat humans." After saying this, it licked its lips.

Bai Tao and the others were detained together with the other prisoners. Zhang Ze was taken to a large house in the north of the town.

I guess it's where some rich family lives.

Along the way, Zhang Ze discovered that not all people were killed. Some cultivators survived and worked as lackeys for the demon clan.

But that's not the point. Zhang Ze is in no mood to criticize this bullshit. After all, this is an illusion. And whether it's in the illusion or in history, it's all happened and he can't change it.

He was worried about something else.

That is how to solve the psychological problems of the two friends without exposing the fact that I sneaked in to play.

Lily told him honestly that Zhang Ze was not worried at all. To put it bluntly, Lily said that he was too picky.

To put it nicely, one's heart of Taoism is as hard as steel and immune to external evil.

Lily must be searching for bombs everywhere now, preparing to turn my broken body into flames and create a big explosion to quell her hatred.

The problem is Lin Feng and Bai Tao.

Lin Feng didn’t know the reason, but there was definitely something wrong with his Dao heart.

Otherwise, he wouldn't be eliminated so quickly.

Bai Tao was obviously confused after seeing that scene.

We have to think of a way.
Just as I was thinking about something, the bald gay weirdo pushed the door and walked into the room.

The bald gay weirdo is so excited that he has already shooed everyone away.

Even if that person screams at the top of his lungs, no one will hear what's happening here.

He undressed as he walked
Walked to the bed
However, he did not take the action of banning the platform. Instead, he took a step back and looked down at his waist and abdomen.

A rusty blade was stuck in his side.

"This is impossible."

Life force and spiritual energy rapidly drained from his body, and Zhang Ze pushed him and he fell backwards to the ground.

Until his death, he still didn't understand how he died.

The other party's cultivation is sealed, how can he break my iron skin and bones?
Where did he get that kitchen knife?

When did he make his move?

Even if you are a pig, you won’t die with just one knife, right?
Zhang Ze said calmly as he looked at the corpse whose eyes were open.

"If you can't figure it out, think about it tomorrow."

(End of this chapter)

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