Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 208 The script is not played like this

Kowloon Restaurant.

The waiter Liu Wu was standing at the door of the shop, holding a pot of osmanthus wine, looking eagerly.

He was in a very complicated mood today.

Yesterday morning, the person in charge gave him a task after drinking too much morning wine.

He was given two days to entertain one hundred tables of guests.

It worked, there was a huge bonus, and he also got two more days of vacation.

If that doesn't work, the shopkeeper plans to cultivate himself to become an immortal. Once he succeeds, he will go to Qianji Pavilion to buy the cat talisman, and then optimize Liu Wu on the spot.

Of course, Liu Wu knew that the shopkeeper was just talking drunkenly. With the shopkeeper's belly, it was difficult for him to even sit cross-legged on the kang, let alone cultivate immortality.

Moreover, issuing such impossible tasks is a regular activity of the shopkeeper after he gets drunk.

Last month, Liu Wu was sent alone to behead the seven heroes of Xizhou, restore Dongqi, and recapture Xizhou.

Last week, he was asked to buy the Beast Taming Sect.

Compared to this nonsense, just a hundred tables of guests are nothing.

I drank less.

So Liu Wu didn't take this drunken remark seriously and continued to serve the dishes and fish.

But for some reason, business started coming in yesterday afternoon, and there was basically a constant flow of customers at the tables.

The same is true in the store today.

The restaurant was already full of people early on, only one table short of the one hundred tables the shopkeeper had requested.

It was the table number nine that was booked. Logically, this should have been considered as the mission accomplished, but the shopkeeper, after sobering up, started to cheat him again.

If people don’t come, it doesn’t count.

Not only was there the reward promised by the shopkeeper, but the guest who booked table number nine also received a lot of tips.

The huge pile of silver is right in front of you, but out of your reach. This is the most frustrating moment.

So, Liu Wu has been waiting until now with a pot of osmanthus wine.

"What about people?"

What made Liu Wu feel even more strange was that not only did the people at table number nine not come in, but the people in the restaurant also did not leave, and people on the street did not come in either.

It seems as if some strange balance has been formed here.

"Am I thinking too much?"

heaven.

Elder Han disappeared, holding the little Qilin in his arms and closing his eyes to rest.

The little guy had never seen the outside world, and when he was outside, his eyes were full of curiosity. However, he was obedient and did not move around. He just lay quietly in Elder Han's arms.

A few days ago, Li Jue found him mysteriously and asked him to come here to support the situation, saying that he wanted to arrest someone.

After Li Jue left, Li Yueqi also came to the Dragon Palace mysteriously and mentioned the same thing.

Elder Han didn't care and agreed to it.

He had watched these two siblings grow up, and they had done a lot of these kinds of confusing things when they were young.

Elder Han just thought that Li Yueqi felt that her brother was being impulsive, so she came to remind him again.

However, at this moment, Elder Han's hand that was patting the little Qilin suddenly stopped.

He sensed a familiar aura.

outside the store.

At the barbecue stall opposite, Lily burped and ordered another leg of lamb.

She only ate half of the lamb leg, and the rest went into the stomach of her big golden retriever.

After raising her dog for such a long time, Lily discovered that Maomao was also a glutton, and his appetite was second only to Ari.

Fortunately, Maomao only eats meat and does not eat rare treasures, so it is not difficult to raise him.

Huixue, the wolf demon sitting across from Lily, asked softly, "Lily, how long do we have to wait?"

At this time, she hid her tail and ears, and felt uncomfortable walking, sitting or lying down.

"Don't be impatient, what else do you want?" Lily was calm and composed. She called the store owner and ordered a bunch of lamb skewers.

"Forty skewers of tendon, twenty skewers of prawns, and as much beef as you can get." But before Huixue finished her words, she signaled Lily to turn around with her eyes.

At Kowloon Restaurant, a man was arguing with the waiter at the door.

Store entrance.

When the waiter Liu Wu saw the visitor, he looked as if he had eaten shit.

The man looked young, with a fat body, a simple yet bad side, a bad yet simple side, single eyelids, dog-like eyebrows, and a sausage-like mouth.

Most of his head was shaved clean, with only the hair on top left, combed into a small whip, making his head look pointy.

Judging from his face, he is a heartless and disloyal person.

This is indeed the case. This guy's name is Shi Yao, and he is a stinky scoundrel who has recently appeared in Yinhu City.

He is a two-faced person who bullies the weak and fears the strong.

It is said that he practiced martial arts for several years, but because he was lazy and slack, he did not get the hang of it.

In addition, his family had some money, so he would wander the streets every day, doing disgusting things like spreading rumors and making trouble, and sticking snot under the tables of shops.

As the name suggests, a shitty character.

"Go away, the store is full and we can't accommodate you." As he said that, Liu Wu was about to chase the person away.

Shi Yao snorted coldly, dodged the push with a sway of his body, and continued to walk into the store with a figure eight step.

Seeing that this man didn't know what was good for him, Liu Wu was about to stop him, but Shi Yao suddenly turned around, a fierce look in his eyes, and raised his hand to slap him.

However, the hand stopped halfway and turned into a chop. Shi Yao's short and thick arm swung and snatched the osmanthus wine from Liu Wu's hand.

He blew into the wine jug and walked towards seat number nine.

"It's him?"

"Is this person Wuming?"

Xia Yan and Li Jue looked at each other.

the next table.

Zhang Ze also looked at Li Yueqi, who was dressed as a man, and asked questions.

Li Yueqi shook her head. She didn't remember there being such a person in the Beast Taming Sect.

Although everything was normal at this time, everyone inside and outside the store focused their attention on Shi Yao.

Shi Yao, who knew nothing, sat down at the only empty table, table number nine, and started drinking happily, as if nothing had happened.

"Serve the food!" Shi Yao shouted.

"I'll beat you to death when the real boss comes!" Liu Wu muttered softly, then went to the kitchen to get a plate of leftover pig offal from yesterday and half a plate of pickles and threw them on Shi Yao's table.

As the wine entered his stomach, a voice appeared in Shi Yao's mind.

"Hehehe, you did a great job. Only by keeping a low profile and being patient can you achieve great things. He's just a waiter who doesn't know what's good for him. Killing him in the street is unwise. Just teach him a lesson."

Shi Yao snorted in his heart, tacitly agreeing with the voice's praise, but he was still wary of this voice in his heart.

He is not a time traveler, but he does have an old grandfather in his mind.

A while ago, when a strange phenomenon occurred in Shenglong City, Shi Yao happened to be there drinking with his friends.

As soon as the vision stopped, he took advantage of the chaos to steal an old mule tied to the side of the road and rushed towards Wolongze.

However, before reaching the destination, the old mule was frightened by the pressure released by the giant turtle Zhuluo and dared not move.

They were walking on the bridge at the time. When the mule knelt down, Shi Yao was thrown into the river.

When he woke up again, he found himself washed into a mountain stream. There was a cave in front of him, and the cave was littered with skeletons and mummies.

The skeleton was scattered all over the place, with only one arm relatively intact, with dried flesh still hanging on it.

The mummy was holding a shiny golden object in his hand, which seemed to be a treasure of gold.

Although Shi Yao was not short of money, he was very fond of small gains. Seeing a treasure to be found, he immediately endured the pain in his body and crawled over, reaching out to pry open the mummy's palm and take the treasure for himself.

As a gangster who can't even be considered a gangster, Shi Yao obviously doesn't understand the principle of not picking up things randomly in the wild.

How could there be no danger in such a humid place with mummies?

As soon as Shi Yao's hand touched the corpse's arm, the hand moved, grabbed Shi Yao's wrist with its backhand.

The golden thing in the mummy's hand immediately revealed its true appearance.

The golden baby, with a wide mouth and three eyes, fell to the ground with a plop. Before Shi Yao could scream, the little ghost leaped up, landed on Shi Yao's face, and burrowed into his eyes.

The mummy's arm also turned into a pool of thick water and merged into Shi Yao's right arm.

Then, the old monster who took over another person's body was trapped by Shi Yao.

Shi Yao's talent is not good, and this old monster had just woken up and his mind was a little confused. He regretted it after coming in.

But when he wanted to take a step back and devour the flesh and blood to recover some of his strength, he found that he acted too quickly and had become one with Shi Yaorong.

It's too late to leave.

He had no choice but to pretend to be an old grandfather and say that everything that happened just now was a misunderstanding.

He planned to lay a solid foundation for this fat man, and once his fat and stinky flesh were completely consumed, he would take over his body. Unfortunately, this old man had been dead for a long time and didn't understand the current situation in the four continents. He thought that mortals were still naive.

He didn't know that cases like his had been repeatedly analyzed and discussed in Zhang Ze's book "The Way to Heaven" and in various vernacular novels and storytelling books that followed suit.

The fat boy Shi Yao can actually read.

At this moment, he immediately felt that he was the protagonist of the story.

He planned to follow the dark cultivation methods described in those books, and when the time was right, he would devour this old monster and retaliate.

The two of them stayed together pretending to be together until today.

"Boy, drink less alcohol. Drinking too much will cause you trouble. Go to the backyard and see if the well is still there."

"Once I get the things and my cultivation recovers a little, I will take you in as my godson and teach you the true way to become an immortal." The old grandfather in Shi Yao's mind urged.

Shi Yao came here today just for the well in the backyard of Kowloon Restaurant.

According to the old man in his mind who called himself the Tanlang Taoist, there was a sealed secret door under the well.

Behind the secret door is a secret passage, at the end of which is a teleportation array. By walking through the array, you can reach the secret room where Taoist Tanlang hid his treasure.

Shi Yao also felt that business was important, so he put down his wine glass, stood up and walked towards the backyard.

However, just as he stood up, he was stopped by Liu Wu, "Why are you going to the backyard? This drink is on me today. Hurry up and leave, or I'll call for help!"

"I don't know what to do!"

There is no need to talk too much if there is no agreement. Now Shi Yao feels that he is the protagonist and it is not his turn for a waiter to stop him.

I used to suffer every day, and now I have an old grandfather. If I still suffer every day.

That old man’s visit was in vain!

When I become an immortal, I will kill you all!
During the shove, Shi Yao exerted force with his right arm, as if to use the grappling method taught to him by Taoist Tan Lang to break Liu Wu's arm.

A breath of air leaked out.

Because of his big movements, he dropped the half-drunk pot of osmanthus wine onto the ground.

Snapped.

The wine jug was smashed to pieces.

The store fell silent for a moment.

But Li Jue didn't give any signal, and the Beast Taming Sect disciples pretending to be drinkers downstairs didn't know whether to go up or not.

But the next moment, Elder Han's voice rang in the ears of the Beast Taming Sect's disciples in the store.

"Get him."

Although it is a little different from the plan, since the elder has spoken, we have to obey.

The store was in an uproar.

"Elephant, block the door!"

Two disciples of the Beast Taming Sect, dressed as peddlers, raised their hands and released their spirit pets from the Beast Taming Rings.

Two giant white elephants, one in front and one behind, blocked the front and back doors of the inn with their bodies.

"Brothers, form a formation to protect the waiter and the boss!"

Four little turtles came out from somewhere, their bodies grew bigger, and then stood up. The leading turtle raised a long stick in his hand and hooked the waiter Liu Wu over.

"The Four Square Formation of Divine Turtle!"

After Liu Wu was safe, the four turtles, armed with various weapons, formed a formation and protected the frightened shopkeeper and Liu Wu in the middle.

Not only were they scared to death, but Shi Yao and the old man in his mind were also scared to death.

Blue light flashed before his eyes, and all kinds of magical powers of the Beast Taming Sect were thrown at him as if they were free.

"Hundred Styles of Wild Bite!"

"Running horses across the mountains!"

"A bright bird flies to the moon!"

"Subduing Tiger Green Gang Formation!"

Shi Yao was panicked. He remembered that this was not what was written in the book!
Normally, after bullying the waiter, shouldn’t the boss be the one to come out?
After the boss was slapped in the face by him, the next people to come out were the gangsters who took money to do things, and after the gangsters should be the independent cultivators who were related to the gangsters.

After beating the casual cultivators, it was the sect's cultivation.
How come it’s progressing so fast here?

Shi Yao was panicked, and the old man in his mind was even more panicked.

After all, that's how he died in his previous life.

However, the ones who attacked him at that time were not a group of Jindan, but a group of elders in the Shenhua stage.
Although I don’t understand the situation, running away is definitely the right thing to do.

He immediately seized temporary control of Shi Yao's body and punched out with all his strength. Shi Yao, who had not even started practicing Qigong, naturally could not withstand the backlash and his entire arm turned into powder.

The black wolf was like a shadow, exploding into a ball of black light. Meanwhile, the Greedy Wolf Taoist's true form, desperately trying to injure his own origin, took advantage of the chaos to crawl out of Shi Yao's eyes and flew out through the nearest window.

As soon as he went out, he saw a big yellow, long-haired dog squatting on the ground chewing a bone.

"Turn into a dog if you want! I'll keep the green mountains for myself, hey!" Before the Taoist Tanlang could finish his words, a golden light came towards him.

At the same time, the pedestrians on the road also revealed their true faces.

"Sword Formation of the Fiery Sun!"

"Thousand Machine Gun Team is in position!"

"No need to hold it in! Little ones, show your ears and tails!"

Taoist Tan Lang found that there were more people outside, so he decided to go back inside.

Lily's shooting was very accurate. She hit the ghost baby on the head with one shot. Although it didn't explode, it knocked the Taoist Greedy Wolf unconscious.

But just when Lily was about to finish off the enemy, the dog got there first.

Her Maomao thought it was something to eat, so he lowered his head and took a bite.

"Hey! Don't eat shit, stupid dog!"

Fortunately, Elder Han had been watching from the sky. He raised his hand and a ball of water wrapped up the ghost baby of the Tanlang Taoist.

Maomao nibbled at the water ball a few times, but when he couldn't bite it open, he lost interest and turned around and ran towards Lily, wagging his tail.

Lily rubbed the dog's head angrily, "I've told you so many times not to eat everything you find!"

In the inn.

As the planners of the entire plan, Li Yueqi and her brother, as well as Mr. Wuming and Ms. Yudong were all confused.

I always feel that this plan is a bit too chaotic.

At this moment, the whole store became chaotic, and the only four people who did not make any big moves immediately became conspicuous.

They each took a few steps back and looked at each other carefully.

Although they were disguised and wearing makeup, the brother and sister immediately recognized each other's identity after taking a closer look.

"Sister?" Li Jue took off his beard.

"Li Jue?" Li Yueqi also waved her hand to dispel the disguise on her face.

"Why are you here? Who is the person next to you?" they both asked in unison.

At this time, Elder Han came over, holding the little Qilin in one hand and the water ball in the other.

"I didn't expect that this Taoist Greedy Wolf is still alive. Thanks to you two siblings for finding his whereabouts. Otherwise, if he had come back to life, it would have been another disaster."

Li Yueqi was baffled by what she heard. She looked at Li Jue and asked, "What's going on?"

"I was just about to ask you! Why are you here?" Li Jue's expression was exactly the same as Li Yueqi's.

Seeing this, Elder Han felt that something was not right. After giving a few words to the disciples on the first floor, he led a few people into the box, then waved his hand and sent out a water curtain that enveloped the entire room.

"Tell me, what's wrong with you." Elder Han sighed.

"I'm here to catch Wuming!" Li Jue slammed the table with an expression that said, "Sister, you're ruining my plan."

After hearing this, Zhang Ze took a step back without leaving a trace.

"I'm here to catch Yudong!" Li Yueqi narrowed her eyes and clenched her fists, feeling that someone seemed to deserve a beating again.

Xia Yan's expression changed slightly, and he slid sideways and slipped behind Li Jue.

Li Yueqi pointed at Li Jue and said, "Why are you arresting Wuming? Shouldn't you arrest Yudong?"

"Why should I arrest Xia Yan? Wuming should be arrested." Li Jue had an expression on his face that said, "Sister, you are very sick."

"Xia Yan?" Li Yueqi was puzzled.

"Yes, if Xia Yan hadn't done a great deed, how could we have caught Wuming!" Li Jue turned his head, only to see that Xia Yan had already hidden behind him.

"Zhang Ze!" Li Yueqi also looked at Zhang Ze, who had slipped to the corner and was pretending to study the vase.

"Explain yourself, spies."

Li Yueqi, who could calm down Zhang Ze and control Xia Yan, slapped the table with her palm, and a deep handprint appeared on the solid wooden table.

"I've heard a lot about you, Senior Sister Xia Yan."

"Nice to meet you, Junior Brother Zhang Ze."

The spies were very embarrassed when they met.

As for Elder Han, he ignored this side. He stood in front of the window, studying the Taoist Greedy Wolf in his hand.

He saw a tender sprout growing from the back of the little ghost baby's neck.
(End of this chapter)