Who let him join the Sword Sect!
Chapter 156 Lily's Rescue Artifact
Chapter 156 Lily's Rescue Artifact
After a cultivator reaches the Nascent Soul stage, his apparent age can change at will, and he can choose any age he wants.
Losing weight is as easy as drinking soup. After all, unless there are special circumstances, severed limbs can be regenerated, and shedding two pounds of fat is even easier.
Just like female monks, no matter how high their cultivation level or status, they will always be eighteen.
Twenty-five at most.
But stereotypes are stereotypes. Zhang Ze still thinks that the elders should be a group of old men, a group of old men of different shapes, a group of old men stroking their white beards and floating in the sky.
So Zhang Ze couldn't accept the fact that Elder Wang suddenly became more handsome and younger, so he ran away.
He ran straight back to Jiange and found his master.
After seeing the white-haired and energetic Old Li, Zhang Ze finally felt a little better.
"What's wrong with you?" Li Guanqi saw the color change on the face of his unlucky disciple and thought that he had gotten into trouble again.
Why say it again?
"It's okay, I just want to ask Lao Wang why he became like that." Zhang Ze found a place to sit down in a familiar manner, picked up the teacup on the table and drank it in one gulp before asking.
"He just got a little younger. What's the big deal? It's not like you haven't seen the sect leader before." Old Li sighed as he looked at his unlucky apprentice.
How disgraceful it is to be so startled.
After hearing what Lao Li said, Zhang Ze felt that his reaction was a bit too much.
He thought for a moment before he figured out the key.
Those young-looking bosses all seem to have partners.
So when a couple stands together, they look very compatible.
It seems that after meeting Ling Liu, Old Wang has regained his second spring and has become carefree again.
Aunt Niao was not with Lao Wang just now, so it seemed so abrupt.
"I understand. Only those with wives can become younger, but you and most of the other elders are single."
Zhang Ze hadn't finished speaking when he choked back the word "dog". But Lao Li still flicked his finger and unleashed a sword energy, sending him down the mountain.
Noisy.
After driving away the unlucky apprentice, Lao Li pulled his beard, feeling as if he was disgusted.
He read for a while, but became more and more upset. Finally, he threw the book away, gathered a stream of spiritual energy at his fingertips, and conjured a mirror in front of him with mist.
Old Li transformed himself back to his youthful appearance. He looked at the young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes in the mirror and said to himself, "He's too young. He can't control that little bastard like this."
“Maybe you’ll be older.”
Because of Zhang Ze's offensive words, the Seventh Sword Pavilion often refreshed some unfamiliar "disciples" in the following months.
These 'disciples' have reached the stage of Spirit Transformation and speak in an air of superiority, so one needs to be extremely careful when chatting with them.
For example, there was a senior brother who thought that the unfamiliar face he had never seen before was a new junior brother.
He hugged the man and complained about his master for a long time. He also wanted to form an alliance with him and agreed to take this junior brother to see something fun next time he went out for training.
Then, he was put in solitary confinement for half a month because he slandered his master in person.
After this incident, the senior brothers and sisters in the inner sect decided that they could not go on like this, so they jointly drafted a statement and submitted it to the Pavilion Master.
The statement said that the elders' behavior seriously damaged the friendly, mutual assistance, serious and lively atmosphere of practice among the disciples of the Sword Sect.
It also had an indelible negative impact on the Sword Sect's fine tradition of having the old guide the new.
They asked the elders to quickly return to their original appearance, otherwise if they continued to do so day after day, no one would dare to talk to them unless they knew them.
The Pavilion Master felt that what the disciples said made some sense.
So he called all the elders over and told them that anyone who was at most fifty years old and had a family could do so.
But even if he becomes younger, he is not allowed to act like the Third Elder and go to the kitchen to pretend to be a cook at 18 in the morning, 30 at noon, and 45 at night.
But this is all for later.
At this time, Zhang Ze, who was kicked down the mountain by Lao Li, is now applying medicine to Lao Tang.
Old Tang is also a genius, and he is lost again.
Zhang Ze had just stood by the pavilion at the foot of the mountain five minutes ago when he saw Old Tang suddenly jump out from the woods nearby. He was covered in leaves and had several scratches on his body, and he was limping as he walked.
There is only one path up and down the isolated peak where the Pavilion Master lives. Zhang Ze really can't understand how Old Tang got lost here while walking on the mountain road.
"Which road did you take to get here, old man?" Zhang Ze asked.
"You asked me where the road is, and I said it's under my feet." Old Tang said in an enigmatic manner. Zhang Ze didn't respond, as he felt that Old Tang hadn't recovered from his argumentative state.
But getting lost all the time is a hassle. After all, Old Tang's cultivation has dissipated, and it would be hard to find him if he gets lost.
It is not a solution to assign someone to follow Old Tang. Firstly, Old Tang will definitely feel uncomfortable, and secondly, that person may not be able to keep up.
Zhang Ze thought about it and decided to get some equipment for Old Tang.
A sound chassis for finding the way? Zhang Ze thought about it and felt that this thing would not work.
Old Tang had some magic tools to find his way, but he still got lost anyway.
Zhang Ze thought about several Thousand Machine props again, and finally he thought of a useless thing that was just right for Old Tang.
He took out a closed metal lotus and handed it to Old Tang.
This was a distress artifact Lily had made a long time ago, but because it was too stupid and embarrassing, only three were sold, and two were returned.
The remaining one died before the user could use it.
Although this thing is a bit embarrassing, Zhang Ze feels that he and Old Tang might be able to use it.
"Next time you get lost and can't find anyone or tell where you are, use this, this thing."
Before Zhang Ze finished speaking, Old Tang immediately activated it.
The lotus blossomed, and a golden light hit the sky, forming three big characters.
"help me."
At the same time, the formation in the lotus formed, and a sound kept echoing in the ears of Zhang Ze and Lao Tang.
"I'm here, I'm here, I'm here"
It was Lily's extremely devilish chattering voice, which was said to be able to travel very far due to the amplification of the magic circle.
"It's sick." Even Old Tang gave this thing a very pertinent evaluation.
"How do I turn off this thing?" Old Tang pried open the lotus petals and looked up and down, but after searching for a long time he couldn't find the mechanism to turn off the sound.
The lotus was still releasing Lily's spiritual pollution in the form of telepathy, accompanied by a dripping sound.
But Zhang Ze actually didn’t know how to turn off this thing because he had never used it.
Zhang Ze simply took the box from Old Tang's hand, exerted force, and broke it into two halves.
However, Lily's voice did not stop, and still stubbornly echoed in Zhang Ze and Lao Li's ears. Moreover, due to some structural damage, Lily's voice became even more harsh.
"I'm here, I'm here. Zizi, here"
Zhang Ze struck the thing with his sword again, but it was still useless. Only after he had chopped the broken thing into pieces did Lily's annoying voice finally stop.
Zhang Ze was a little embarrassed. He didn't expect this thing to be so crazy.
But Old Tang felt that this thing still had some merits. After staring at the fragment for a while, he suddenly had an idea.
"Don't tell me, even though this thing is sick, it's not completely useless."
"Lead the way, let's go back to Qianji Pavilion." Old Tang, who was squatting on the ground, stood up and prepared to go to Qianji Pavilion to complete his first invention as the Supreme Elder.
But Zhang Ze was half a step slower.
Because the system just started beeping again.
When Old Tang asked him to lead the way, a branch suddenly appeared in the big mission of Thousand Machine City.
[Six Sects' Way] or [Sky-blasting Way]
[Choose one, the result will affect the future direction of the Thousand Machine City]
Zhang Ze didn't hesitate for a second and directly chose Liu Zong.
If he hesitated for even a second, it would be disrespectful to Lily.
After the selection is made, the task interface of [City of Thousand Machines] also changes.
The logos of Longhu Mountain, Sword Sect, and Beast Taming Sect appeared below the Thousand Machine City mission progress bar.
Behind the three symbols are three progress bars.
The system is fucked up and still doesn't give any explanation.
Zhang Ze sighed, ignored the system, and led Old Tang towards the teleportation array.
(End of this chapter)
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