You said you were going to make games, how did you become the richest man without doing anything?

Wang Laoju raised his eyebrows.

"Huh? Why is this title shaking?"

He squinted his eyes, slid the mouse casually across the screen, and accidentally clicked on the exclamation mark in the title!
The Rebellion of the Exclamation Mark

"Bam—!"

The “dot” of the exclamation mark actually fell off the text and landed on the ground with a thud!

Wang Laoju: “???”

Audience in the live broadcast room: “???”

[What the hell?! The exclamation point fell off?!]

[Are the fonts in this game physical entities?!]

[Laoju, did you point out the hidden mechanism of the game? ]

However, something even more outrageous happened——

The "dot" of the fallen exclamation mark seemed to be given life, bouncing on the ground once, then again...

It turned into a small ball that kept bouncing!

"????"

Wang Laoju was stunned for a second, then her eyes widened with enthusiasm: "Fuck, isn't this just playing bricks?!"

He manipulated the mouse tentatively and found that he could move a thin horizontal bar at the bottom of the screen left and right, just enough to catch the bouncing ball!
"Snapped!"

The ball was caught by the horizontal bar, bounced upward, and actually hit a letter of the title!
——【Don’t play this game】

"Boom--!"

One of the letters of the title was knocked away and the font began to fall apart!
The live broadcast room's barrage instantly swiped the screen crazily——

[This is hilarious! Can this game actually ruin itself?!]

[Exclamation mark: I quit! ]

[Holy crap, this really became a brick-breaking game?]

[Laoju, have you discovered the hidden gameplay?!]

"Now it's interesting."

Wang Laoju raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and controlled the mouse, constantly moving the "baffle" at the bottom back and forth, causing the ball to bounce wildly on the screen.

--"Snapped!"

The word "要" in "【不要】" was knocked away in half!
——“Bang!”

The word "【玩】" was cracked, as if it was about to collapse!
——"Bang bang bang!"

The ball bounced faster and faster, and the entire title became fragmented and even began to flicker!
At the same time, the "game program" on the screen seemed to panic and began to output text frantically:
"Stop! You're ruining the game!"

"Do you know what this means?!"

"Stop that! I beg you!"

Wang Laoju's eyes were filled with madness, and the smile on his lips could no longer be suppressed. "Beg me? Impossible! I'm going to completely smash this crappy title to pieces!"

He continued to control the ball to bounce, and after a few seconds—

"boom--!"

The entire title completely collapsed, fragments of text scattering like glass, the screen shook violently, and then—

Completely black screen.

The live broadcast room exploded:
【? ? ? ? 】

[Laoju, you broke the game?!]

[Can this game continue?!]

【Did you find the hidden ending? ! 】

In the darkness, a line of small white text slowly appeared on the screen.

——【Why do you do this?】

After a brief silence, the comments in the live broadcast room suddenly became frenzied.

[Fuck, this sentence is so oppressive! ]

[Is the game program angry?!]

[Isn't this a psychological horror game? ]

[Lao Ju, I advise you not to play anymore! ]

However, Wang Laoju just let out a light breath, reached out to pick up the Coke next to him, took a sip, and an excited smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"You ask me why I do this?"

He put down the Coke, reached out and decisively clicked the mouse again.

"Of course it's because—this game is so fun!"

……

"Okay, okay, go ahead and have fun..."

On the screen, the game program's font trembled slightly, and then, as if sighing, a new sentence slowly emerged -

"I give up."

Wang Laoju: “???”

Audience in the live broadcast room: “???”

[Hahaha, the game program is completely flat! ]

[You have successfully demoralized a gaming program!]

What on earth were the planners of Taoyuan Township thinking?

[Laoju, you are the first person to crash the game, right?]

However, Wang Laoju would not stop there.

He controlled the mouse and continued to play brick-breaking games with great interest. As the ball kept bouncing, the text on the screen was broken into pieces bit by bit, and the entire game interface became more and more chaotic, as if the world was being dismantled bit by bit.

However, complaints about the game program continue.

"What are you going to play after that? Ping-pong? Snake?"

"Oh, I can't go on like that, or the Justice Department will start making signs at me."

Wang Laoju laughed out loud: "Great, this game even brought in the Ministry of Justice?"

The barrage suddenly exploded——

[Planner: Please, stop playing! ]

[Official: If you continue playing this game, we will be warned by a lawyer!]

This game is so self-aware!

[Who would have thought that one day, we would be criticized by the game itself while playing it?!]

However, the funniest thing is that the game program seems to have completely given up struggling.

"I'm not a game program... I'm just a regular screensaver, that's all."

Wang Laoju: "..."

He slowly put down the mouse, held his forehead, and said calmly: "So, what you mean is... I was playing a screensaver from beginning to end?"

The comments in the live broadcast room have been laughing like crazy——

[Yes, congratulations, you were playing screensavers the whole time! ]

[Taoyuan Township: We didn’t make any games at all!]

[The planner of this game is absolutely crazy! ]

[Laoju, the screensaver costs 98 yuan, do you think it's worth it? ]

[Game Programs Strik Back]

However, just when Wang Laoju thought the game was about to completely collapse, the screen suddenly flashed and the picture on the stage changed again.

"boom--!"

A brand new steel plate fell from the sky and slammed heavily into its original position!

This time, it looked thicker and stronger, and the surface even had a metallic luster, as if it were a truly indestructible barrier.

At the same time, a new title slowly appeared in the center of the screen——

Don't play this game

But unlike before, this time the title was nailed firmly to the steel plate with several huge steel nails. Every letter was bold and black, making it look extremely indestructible!
Wang Laoju blinked, licked her lips gently, and a dangerous smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

"Hey, you've also learned how to reinforce it this time?"

He manipulated the mouse to observe carefully, and then suddenly discovered——

The shape of the word "no" looks like a hammer.

"Wait, this word... can you knock on something?"

With a light click of the mouse, the word "no" seemed to be endowed with some special attributes. It fell off the title and turned into a heavy hammer, floating on the screen!

Wang Laoju's eyes were fanatical and the smile on the corner of his mouth could no longer be suppressed.

"Well, since you gave me a hammer, I'm going to use it to tear down your crappy title."

Without hesitation, he swung the "No Hammer" and smashed the title hard!

"boom!"

The word "play" in the title was cracked!
On the screen, the game program's text scrolled frantically—

"Stop knocking everywhere, it's too annoying..."

“I can’t shut down the program myself.”

"You have to quit." Wang Laoju raised an eyebrow and smiled meaningfully: "You want me to quit? Sorry, I just like to tear things apart."

The live broadcast room completely exploded:
【Hahaha, the game program is scared! 】

[Lao Ju: If I don't dismantle this game today, my last name is not Wang!]

[Is the planner of Taoyuan Township already crying in the toilet?]

[This game has the worst game programming ever! ]

However, the game program seemed to be really anxious. The prompts on the screen flashed frantically, as if trying to stop him from continuing to destroy -

"Are you really going to do this?!"

"Do you know what this means?!"

"Please, stop smashing it!"

Wang Laoju's eyes were fanatical. He ignored all warnings and swung the "No Hammer" wildly, smashing every letter on the title!
--"boom!"

——“Boom!”

——“Boom——!”

The moment the last letter collapsed, the entire screen flashed violently and then fell into complete darkness.

【? ? ? 】

[It's over, is the game completely broken? ]

[Laoju, did you break the game?!]

【The screen is black, really black! 】

However, just when everyone thought the game had truly crashed, a line of small white text slowly appeared on the screen.

——【You win.】

After a brief silence, the comments in the live broadcast room started scrolling wildly.

【What the hell? ? ? 】

[So this game really has an ending?!]

【Is this a hidden ending?! 】

[Laoju, you actually cleared the level???]

Wang Laoju blinked, picked up the Coke next to her, took a sip, and a satisfied smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

"This game... is quite interesting."

He put down the Coke, reached out and decisively clicked the mouse again.

"But I'd like to see...if I open the game again, will it still let me play?"

Rock, Paper, Scissors

The black screen gradually lit up, and the familiar stage scene reappeared.

However, this time, there was no steel plate or red curtain in the center of the stage. Instead, there was a small wooden table.

In the center of the table were three cards printed with **"Rock", "Scissors" and "Paper**. The edges were slightly yellowed, and they looked like some kind of ancient game props.

The text on the screen reappeared:

"You know, the one with rock, paper, and scissors."

Wang Laoju raised an eyebrow, a meaningful smile on her lips: "Oh? You want to play rock-paper-scissors with me?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded instantly——

【Hahahaha, the game is back to life! 】

[This game has all sorts of crazy ways to play! ]

[Lao Ju, hurry up and choose! Let's see what tricks this game is going to pull off.]

Wang Laoju stretched lazily, glanced at the three cards on the table, and casually clicked on **"Stone**.

The card slowly turned over, revealing a gray stone pattern on the front.

At the same time, the opponent's card was slowly turned over -

"???"

Nothing at all?

Wang Laoju was stunned for a moment, and then a line of small words appeared on the screen -

"Wait, I haven't chosen yet! Why are you so impatient?"

Wang Laoju: "..."

The live broadcast room instantly burst into laughter.

[This game is so realistic! I even have to wait for it to choose?!]

【The planner is definitely a master at making things happen! 】

[Is the other party trying to cheat again?!]

A few seconds later, the opponent's card was slowly turned over, revealing a pair of silver scissors.

"Rock beats paper scissors!"

Wang Laoju smiled slightly: "Not bad, I won the first round."

However, the words on the screen were calm, even a little disdainful—

"Oh...you won? You won by luck, not skill."

Wang Laoju: “?”

The live broadcast room was also filled with question marks.

[??? Even after winning, I still get ridiculed?!]

[Is this game really meant to be provocative?!]

[The planners of Taoyuan Township, come out and get beaten! ]

Wang Laoju touched his chin, smiled and shook his head: "Okay, since you said that relying on luck doesn't count, then I will show you real skills."

The Art of Cheating

The next round begins, and the three cards on the table are turned over again, waiting for the player to choose.

This time, Wang Laoju deliberately clicked **"cloth**, but a cunning glint flashed in his eyes.

"Come on, I'll see what you can do this time."

The card slowly turned over, revealing his cloth, and the opponent's card also slowly revealed -

Scissors!

The live broadcast room exploded instantly——

[Holy shit, is it really targeting you?!]

[Lao Ju, are you being targeted by AI?!]

[Is the planner secretly watching your live broadcast in the background?!]

However, before the game program could mock him, Wang Laoju's mouth corners had already raised a triumphant smile.

Because he discovered——

The opponent's scissors were actually stuck to the playing cards with transparent tape!

"Haha, I'm afraid these scissors of yours are fake, right?"

He unceremoniously stretched out his mouse, tore the scissors directly from the card, and put it in his backpack.

The words on the screen suddenly jumped out, as if the game program was very angry.

"Winning by cheating? Don't you have any sense of shame?"

Wang Laoju spread her hands and said, "No."

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

[Hahahahaha, Lao Ju really has no bottom line when it comes to being shameless! ]

[The planner fainted in the toilet crying, you broke the rules of the game! ]

[Is this game's AI going crazy?!]

【Physical destruction game mechanics】

While the game program was still frantically outputting protest text, Wang Laoju noticed—

The title sign that said "Don't Play This Game" was actually fixed to the side of the stage with a chain, like some kind of seal.

"Oh? This chain looks like it's quite a nuisance..."

He narrowed his eyes, the scissors he had just torn off still in his hand, and the smile on the corner of his mouth became more and more intense.

"Then, cut it."

With a light click of the mouse, the scissors cut the chain precisely!

"Crack——!"

The chain broke with a sound, and the title sign collapsed suddenly, hitting the ground with a dull sound!

The live broadcast room completely exploded——

[Fuck, you just tore the game title apart?!]

[Is this game playable?!]

[Planning: I'm fucking ripping apart! ]

However, before anyone could celebrate their victory, the text on the screen reappeared.

"Hey, why are you so unreasonable?"

"In that case, I need to find something more solid." (End of this chapter)