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Chapter 389: The most idiotic card battle game ever! All your output depends on shouting, making the whole internet laugh! (2 in 1)

A boring class was finally over. Little Meatball stretched out his body to loosen up his sore body.

"Hey, you two, wait a minute." He called to Elena and Yuko beside him, "Numerical analysis class is coming soon, right?"

Yuko tilted her head, "Don't you know? But this class is taken by the gym teacher."

The comments immediately exploded: "The PE teacher is taking time away from the math class. Wow, he's really the opposite of what Tian Gang has done!"

"Then let's go change clothes first?" Elena's big eyes sparkled with anticipation.

"You go first." A hint of mystery flashed in Yuko's eyes.

Elena pouted slightly, eyeing Xiao Roubao and Yuko with some confusion before leaving. Her slender figure swayed in the corridor, her delicate calves wrapped in white silk stockings receding further and further from her sight.

Little Meat Bun was stunned looking at her back.

"Hey, little meat bun." Yuko's voice brought him back to reality, "Can you help me during physical education class later?"

"What...what help do you need?" The little meat bun felt a little uncomfortable with her direct gaze.

Yuko winked at him, a sly smile on her cherry lips: "You'll know in a moment."

……

The classroom for the practical classes is located in a giant circular stadium that resembles the ancient Roman Colosseum.

The dome is carved with relief statues of various card characters, the steps are neat and orderly, and the marble texture sparkles under the light.

The various lights suspended in the air make the whole scene majestic and exciting.

In the center of the stadium, the girls gathered in groups of three or four, while Little Roubao was left alone, left alone.

"During card battles, in order to be able to summon messengers in time, the body must maintain extreme flexibility."

The male PE teacher clapped his hands and motioned for the girls to gather. "So, this class is about yoga. Everyone, start by stretching where you are and moving your bodies around."

Little Meat Bun came forward curiously: "Then what should I do, teacher?"

"You..."

The PE teacher thought for a moment and said, "Go play over there by yourself. Don't disturb the girls' exercise."

Barrage: "Hahahahahahaha, so true."

The PE teacher clapped his hands again, and the girls dispersed like chirping birds and began to do warm-up exercises.

At this moment, a tall girl in a black robe squeezed through the crowd and deliberately bumped Elena with her shoulder, catching her off guard.

Elena groaned in pain, her thin body swaying and she was about to fall, but luckily the little meatball was quick-witted and quickly supported her slender waist.

The girl in black robe sneered, looked Elena up and down arrogantly, and snorted coldly.

Little Meat Bun said angrily: "Hey, what are you doing?"

The black-robed girl retorted, "Humph, this is a matter between us girls, don't butt in!"

Little Meat Bun looked the black-robed girl up and down, a sneer on his face: "To be honest, with the way you're dressed, I thought you were the new cleaning lady at school."

"Ah...Auntie?" The black-robed girl flew into a rage.
"How dare you insult me! Believe it or not, I'll make you pay for it! My dad is the owner of the nation's largest card sales chain, the Osaka Group. Be careful, you'll never be able to buy a deck again!"

Little Meatball pretended to be frightened and covered his mouth exaggeratedly: "Oh my, I'm so scared~"

The two exchanged barbs like this for more than a dozen rounds, the situation nearly spiraling out of control. The black-robed girl's face turned from white to red, then to purple, finally nearly exploding with the little meat bun's bizarre words.

She was breathing heavily, her eyes like a fire-breathing monster, and she wished she could eat the little meat bun alive on the spot.

"Tsk, a little brat like you can only shout?" The black-robed girl said with disdain, "Do you dare to play cards and see for yourself?"

After that, she took out her duel disk and put it on her arm.

Then, he deftly pulled out his deck and spread it out before him. As the energy surged, the entire deck shone with brilliant light.

The girls around them immediately covered their mouths and exclaimed:
"Wow, it's the 'Issue Blue and White Princess' from the 'Cross-Dimensional Moe Girls' card set! A highly rare MR-level card!"

"It's said that only in every 10 boxes of Taoyuan Township battle cards can you get a different version of Blue and White Princess!"

"In addition to Blue and White Princess, she also has "Fire Dragon Girl" and "Evil God Mira", all of which are SSR rare cards from this series!"

Little Meat Bun sneered, "You like showing off so much? You're talking as if others don't have cards."

After that, he took out a deck of cards from his pocket.

When they saw the shabby messenger cards in his hand, many of the students around him burst into laughter.

He holds a "Masao the Crab", "Ponnypo", and "Lightning Rabbit" in his hands, all of which are common cards from the "My Leisurely Island Owner Life" series of card decks.

The black-robed girl curled her lips in disappointment. "Tsk, I thought you were so brave and had so many great things in your hands, but this is all?"

The little meat bun curled his lips: "I just can't stand young ladies like you who bully others by taking advantage of your power. These are enough to beat you up!"

……

After that, the game continues to pop up a practical tutorial:
"Flip the card over and the battle will officially begin.
Taking the first attack round as an example, the first thing to do after the round begins is to draw a card.
If you have a basic messenger card in your hand, you can put it in the "preparation area". The preparation area can hold up to five.
In the first round, in addition to letting the messenger enter the battlefield, you can also use the prop card.
After using the item card, you can use the SP energy card to attach energy to the messenger on the field. If the type and amount of energy meet the requirements, you can launch a move.

After the round ends, if the opponent attacks you during their turn, the opponent's "Attack Power" will be deducted from your "Defense Value", and the HP display on the Duel Disk will deduct the corresponding damage.

In the second round, you can choose to use a character card. For example, the effect of "Mo Xiaoxuan" (appeared in: "Free and Easy Mouth Cannon Life") is to draw 3 cards from the top of the deck. "Drawing cards" is a very important skill in card games!

Also, if you have enough energy accumulated in your hand, you can evolve the messenger card on the field.

For example, "Ponnybot" can evolve into "Flame Charger"!
Please note that when some Messenger Cards on the field use the probability effects of their skills, you need to roll the dice for a probability check.

When the HP of a messenger in the battle field is reduced to 0 and he is defeated, the opponent will receive a reward card.

In addition, skills will attach different effects to the opponent's messenger card, such as "paralysis", "poisoning", "sleep", and "confusion". Evolving or returning to the preparation area can remove the effects on the body.

……

Little Meat Bun and the girl in black robe each took out their duel disks and came to the center of the venue. The venue was immediately wrapped in a layer of holographic light curtain. The surrounding scene quickly distorted and transformed into a huge spherical duel stage.

The game pops up a prompt again:

[Note: When drawing cards and using skills, please be sure to use cool poses and shout out energetic lines. The cooler the poses and the more powerful the lines, the higher the modifier bonus to the attack effect!]

The comments were shocked: "Holy crap, is there such a ridiculous card game?"

The lights above their heads suddenly brightened, stretching their figures out like two spotlights.

"Begin the duel!"

The two shouted in unison, and then at lightning speed, each grabbed five cards from the deck as their hand and played rock-paper-scissors.

"I'll attack first!"

The black-robed girl gritted her teeth and flipped her wrist. A card floated out of it, twirling in the air for a moment before landing on the duel disk in front of her at an upward angle of forty-five degrees.

Instantly, a ball of blue-white light condensed in the field in front of her. The ball of light grew larger and larger, gradually taking shape...

She was a beautiful monster girl wearing blue and white lace panties - Lanbai Ji, and she exuded cool water energy all over her body.

"Illustrated Lanbaiji, ability is "Flood", switch to defensive stance, defense points 455!" the black-robed girl shouted.

A blue and white translucent shield appeared in front of Lan Baiji, covering her.

"Oh, is that all you have for defense?" Little Meat Bun snorted disdainfully, and waved his hand to pull out a card and place it on the duel disk.

In the center of the venue, a messenger in the shape of a giant crab gradually emerged from the red light!
"Go ahead, Masao, attack 600!"

Lan Baiji looked at the fat and wretched crab opposite her and couldn't help but shudder and took a few steps back.

The comment section was amused: "Hahaha, it's so interesting to see characters from different works of Taoyuanxiang competing on the same stage."

"watch out!"

The giant crab Masao swung his pair of large, tempered claws and launched a fierce attack on Lan Baiji. Lan Baiji was injured and her panties began to break, while the expression on Masao's crab face became more and more obscene.

"Don't worry, I still have a backup plan!"

The girl in black robe smiled evilly, then raised her hand, grabbed a new card from the deck and slapped it hard.

In an instant, a flame ignited from behind her, swirling upwards in the air, and quickly condensed into a dragon-shaped monster girl with fiery red skin!

"Fire Dragon Lady, Defense 650!"

The Fire Dragon Girl roared and spewed out a blazing flame, blocking the attack of the Giant Claw Crab Masao.

"Hehe, it's just a small shrimp, what's the big deal!" The girl in black robe grinned proudly.

"Who said this is the only card I have?" Little Meat Bun's expression suddenly changed, and he waved his hand and threw down another card. Then, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky, fiercely striking the center of the duel arena!
The lightning gradually dissipated, and the rabbit-shaped messenger gradually appeared on the side of the little meat bun.

"Lightning Rabbit, 800 attack! Add in Masao the Giant Claw Crab's 600 attack, and we've accumulated a terrifying 1400 attack! Let me have a taste of this sweetness!"

Lightning Rabbit and Giant Crab Masao roared their attack!

"You are about to die!"

G-chan became more and more excited as he played, and shouted excitedly into the microphone, watching the lightning and the pincer attack about to hit the black-robed girl's monster.

At this time, the live broadcast room barrage went crazy, and everyone was complaining:

"Do you really need to be so loud? You two are relying on shouting to achieve your goal, right?"

"It's obvious that both of them are trying their best to look cool in order to increase the effect of their cards."

"Hahahahaha, so fucking second-year, but I like it!"

"These two are so into the show, I'm curious about what the perspective of an outsider is like."

"It reminds me of when I was little and played Yu-Gi-Oh with my neighbors, it makes me tear up."

……

Seeing that she was about to be hit hard, the black-robed girl remained unmoved. Instead, she smiled ferociously: "Ridiculous! Don't you even know my most basic methods?"

Before she finished speaking, she suddenly shouted wildly and swung her arms upwards. In an instant, the light in the entire venue suddenly dimmed, as if it was completely swallowed by the boundless darkness!
"What...?" Little Meat Bun was shocked.

The black-robed girl's red eyes sparkled in the darkness, and an extremely ferocious, ugly, and weird face appeared in the field of vision!
"I, released... the ultimate magic power!"

She let out a low, demonic howl, "Evil God Mira, appear!"

In an instant, a terrifying force swept over like a storm, and Lightning Rabbit and Giant Crab Masao were instantly caught in it, and their figures disappeared completely in an instant!

"What, what's going on?" Little Meat Bun was so confused and panicked that he didn't even have time to defend himself.

"Hahahaha! Are you scared silly, kid?"

The black-robed girl's voice was distorted and distorted, sounding extremely creepy.

"The evil goddess Mira is an eternal nightmare that embodies the magical power of all realms. As soon as she appears, her passive skill will be triggered, instantly devouring all your messengers!"

As she laughed, a huge spherical object like a black hole gradually took shape in the center of the duel arena, condensing into the form of a monster girl with a hot body and smooth skin.

That is the legendary evil god Mira!
Barrage:

"Is this the power of rare cards...damn RMB players!"

"Come on, Meat Bun!"

……

"This isn't over yet!" Little Meat Bun clenched his teeth, the cards in his hand trembling slightly.

"Come out! Ponibo!" he roared, placing another card on the duel board.

A small fiery red pony sprang out of the ball of light, standing alone on the field. Compared to the black-robed girl's terrifying evil god Mira, this little Pony looked so small and powerless.

"Hahaha, how stupid!" The black-robed girl laughed shrilly. "Don't think you can stump me just by hiding a little trick. Watch out!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she quickly threw out another prop card from her hand. In an instant, the entire duel field suddenly rose up with a bunch of thorns, completely surrounding Little Meat Bun and Ponybao!

"What's this.?"

Seeing the thorns pressing in from all sides, Little Meat Bun broke out in a cold sweat. He tightly grasped the Pony Poker card in his hand, and his mind frantically flashed through countless ways to escape this desperate situation.

At this critical moment, he suddenly remembered an almost forgotten key prop card in his hand!

"Equipment Card - Extreme Heat Flame!"

Little Meat Bun roared and flung the card. Ponibo was immediately engulfed in a blazing flame, his figure gradually expanding and deforming under the flames.
"Special equipment evolution! Flame Steed GX!"

A scorching heat wave suddenly exploded from Ponnibo's position, reducing the thorn bush to ash. In its place, a warhorse messenger, its body ablaze with red, like molten lava!
"The Flame Horse has 2000 attack power and is immune to magic. Let me give you a taste of fire!"

The little meat bun smiled sinisterly, with two fierce rays of light in his eyes.

The girl in black robe was frightened by this sudden change and broke out in a cold sweat. She stared fiercely at the flaming warhorse opposite her and quickly came up with a strategy to deal with the enemy. She threw out various energy cards and field effect cards as if they were free.

Just when the battle was getting tense, Little Meat Bun suddenly became serious and drew another card from his hand.

"Field Magic Card - Thunder Field!"

He slammed the card hard, and in an instant, thunder flashed in the sky of the entire duel arena, and there was a loud thunder!
"In Thunder Realm, each turn I can draw an additional card for the Emissary on the field."

Little Meat Bun sneered, twisted his hand and added another card from the deck.

The black-robed girl wasn't to be outdone and immediately pulled out an equipment card from her hand: "Spear of Counterattack!"

As soon as the words fell, a number of sharp crimson spear tips suddenly stretched out from behind the evil god Mira, pointing directly at the flaming warhorse!
"The effect of this card is that every time you draw a card, I can deal 500 damage to your messenger!"

At this time, the barrage music went crazy:
"I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard, this is too fucking childish, hahaha!"

"Classic, before playing each card, you must explain the effect."

"It smells like that."

"Hmm... Honestly, this makes me feel a little itchy. Is this game out now? I want to play cards too!"

……

The evil god Mira let out a terrifying demonic roar, and those spear tips instantly turned into countless magic arrows, shooting towards the body of the flaming warhorse.

The fiery warhorse raised its fiery red front hooves and let out a deafening neigh, barely managing to withstand the attack of the arrows.

"Damn it, it seems like it's impossible to get rid of you in one go."

Little Meat Bun gritted his teeth, beads of sweat appearing on his forehead. "But you can't do anything to me!"

The fierce battle between dragons and tigers thus began. On the field, the Flame Warhorse and the Thunder Field bombarded the opponent wildly, while the Evil God Mira and the Spear of Counterattack also responded forcefully.

Various energy cards keep flashing!
The battle reached a stalemate, with neither side able to secure victory quickly. Round after round of attack and defense, the two sides were on the verge of collapse. Finally, after more than a dozen rounds, both sides had almost run out of cards.

"Tsk, you're a well-matched opponent, but I don't have the time to waste with you."

A fierce gleam flashed in the black-robed girl's eyes. She suddenly raised the last card in the deck and said through gritted teeth, "The last trump card, come out now!"

In an instant, the entire duel arena was suddenly shrouded in a dark fog!

"This is..." Little Meat Bun nervously clenched the cards in his hand, feeling an extremely cold breath coming towards him, as if immense darkness was gathering here.

"Look carefully, this is my most powerful method!"

The black-robed girl let out a devilish laugh, "Magic energy explodes!"

Along with her roar, the black mist suddenly condensed and spun, turning into countless black arrows, breaking through the air and shooting towards the little meat bun!
"Damn it! I forgot that in this game you can attack the opponent's duelist—no, I should say that attacking the duelist is the way to win!"

Little Meat Bun was horrified and quickly drew out the last special magic card.

"Defensive Shield Technique!"

In an instant, a translucent defensive barrier suddenly formed in front of the little meat bag, barely resisting the attack of those black arrows.

But at this moment, the black-robed girl suddenly laughed strangely again:

"Poor fellow, did you think a defensive shield could protect you? It's your fault for not learning the basics of battle cards and using all your protective equipment on your messenger."

Her voice suddenly distorted. Using her Messenger skill, she picked up an effect card from the reward card area, formed a strange hand seal with her hands in front of her chest, and shouted:
"The Ultimate Curse Seal - 'Don't Kill Gongen'!"

No sooner said than done, a deafening roar suddenly came from behind her!

The little meat bun turned his head suddenly and saw that the evil god Mira had suddenly grown to a huge size, with terrifying fangs bared and eyes emitting extremely terrifying dark light!

"Mi...Mira...drink its blood!"

The voice she made was no longer that of a human being, but an extremely terrifying and strange sound wave that shook the entire venue.

The barrage shocked me:
"Holy crap, this... effect card can actually be applied to the duelist himself!"

"In a sense, this goes beyond the scope of a card duel, right? This... this is so damn cool!"

"So cool, okay? Where can I buy it? I want to play cards now!"

"No, no!" The little meat bun was scared and broke out in a cold sweat, watching the terrifying demon pounce on him.

(End of this chapter)