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Chapter 370: Yinzi's palace drama made the whole internet laugh! (2-in-1 order required)

The barrage music is crazy:
"Hahaha, the emperor mistook the beautiful woman's saliva for toner."

"Absorbed."

"The Emperor's inner thoughts: Wow, she's still a little hot pepper."

Seeing the newfound compassion in Emperor Yuan Jing, the Queen quickly said:

"Your Majesty, this woman is guilty of heinous crimes. Not only is she inciting rebellion, she is also attempting assassination. Send her to death immediately."

Emperor Jingyuan directly extended Erkang's hand:

"Bridge...bridge...bridge bean sack!"

The commentators were amused: "Wow, he spoke the pirates' language directly?"

Emperor Jingyuan glanced at Yuexiuhua. At this moment, the girl's big watery eyes were staring straight at Emperor Jingyuan.

Although her eyes were full of anger, the emperor felt that she was sending him electric shocks.

Emperor Jingyuan swallowed his saliva and said earnestly:
"Empress, didn't you advise me to stop the killing? Putting aside the facts, if I had done nothing wrong, would this Yuexiuhua girl have rebelled?
Besides, she is a weak woman who can't even lift a finger to tie a chicken. I don't believe she is the mastermind!"

After saying this, he winked at the ministers on his left.

The Minister of Rites stepped forward and said:
"Yan Zhi is right. I also think that Miss Yuexiuhua doesn't seem like the leader. The leader of the '15th of the First Month' must be someone else!"

The Empress was stunned when she heard this: "Minister of Rites, this is the Imperial Palace, you must be careful with your words! The case on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month is being heard by the three courts. Where is the Minister of Justice? What do you think?"

The Minister of Justice nodded and said, "I also think... judging from her face, Miss Yuexiuhua has been wrongly accused."

"Yeah, right, right, he must have been wronged."

The ministers around him echoed in unison.

The queen was so angry that she laughed.

Seeing the ministers say this, Emperor Jingyuan also became excited:

"I told you, she looks so aggrieved. Oh~ It seems there's something else behind these cases! Someone, bring Yuexiuhua to my bedroom. I want to interrogate her alone!"

The barrage laughed like crazy:
"Hahahahahahahaha, the emperor used to kill people without blinking an eye, but now he has even given up his principles. It's so funny."

"Solo Interrogation"

"Detailed individual interrogation."

"You know what, even though the host treated this TV show like a bad movie, I find it really interesting now!"

When the empress and the concubines saw this, they knew that the emperor was obviously attracted by her beauty.

After all, no matter whether it was the queen or the concubines present, their looks were completely overshadowed by Yue Xiuhua. Compared with her, the concubines in the harem were all boring middle-aged women.

Oh no, does the emperor want to take this woman into his harem?

A woman who was born as a killer, even if the three thousand beauties in the harem joined together, would not be able to defeat her!

The Empress quickly grabbed Emperor Jingyuan's arm.

"Your Majesty, don't you know that she set such a huge fire in the harem a few days ago in order to assassinate you?

The fire spread to your bedroom and burned your favorite pair of gold-threaded trousers."

"Pfft~"

When Yuexiuhua heard the queen say this, she couldn't help laughing.

Her willow-shaped eyebrows were curved and gently covered her cherry lips.

The LSPs of Danmu also fell:
"Even though the actor laughed, his pursed smile was so cute!"

"The gold-threaded trousers didn't hold up."

"What a beautiful lady! If I were the emperor, I would fall for her too."

Emperor Jingyuan hesitated for a moment and said:

"It's just a pair of pants. Big... whatever's the big deal, you can just not wear them. It's so comfortable in neutral. Besides, how do you know it was Miss Yuexiuhua who started the fire?"

Yinzi: "God damn, this director from Tianmei Media specializes in low-level stuff, right?"

Yue Xiuhua, who was sitting paralyzed on the ground, sneered:
"I set the fire, it was I who set it, to burn you, the tyrant, to death!"

When Emperor Jingyuan heard Yuexiuhua admit it on her own initiative, he anxiously winked at her and made a "hush" gesture.

The ministers and guards around her were so anxious that they hushed at her.

The Queen was even more furious when she saw the witch being so arrogant:
"Your Majesty, did you hear that? Did you hear that? She admitted it herself!"

The jealous queen, seeing that the hard approach didn't work, simply tried the soft approach and cried out:
"Your Majesty, please send this witch away immediately. I am doing this for your safety!"

Emperor Jingyuan was stunned for a moment and then said:

"Your Majesty, she only set fire to the palace. It's just a small matter, not a serious enough crime.

Oh, by the way, it seems that night, I was smoking my pipe in the bedroom and accidentally set the curtain on fire. It had nothing to do with her!"

After saying this, he winked at the Minister of Rites.

The Minister of Rites rolled his eyes and quickly agreed:

"Your Majesty is absolutely right. This incident shows that our palace's fire prevention system also has serious problems. Even if Miss Yue set the fire, she helped us identify the fire hazard."

Emperor Jingyuan nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, my dear, you are absolutely right!"

The barrage of music:

"Hahaha, this development is truly a masterpiece!"

"What the hell is this a fire hazard? Are you filming a skit here?"

"All the men in the hall are thinking with their other heads right now. It's making me laugh to death."

When Yuexiuhua heard this line, she almost fainted and pursed her cherry lips desperately to prevent herself from laughing.

Emperor Jingyuan waved his hand:
"If Miss Yuexiuhua hadn't set this fire, if there really was a fire in the future, the consequences would be disastrous. Speaking of which, not only can we not punish Miss Yue, we must reward her handsomely! Come on, give Miss Yue a thousand taels of gold."

At this time, not only the Queen Mother, but also many concubines were completely confused.

They stared at each other in wide-eyed confusion, as if the Emperor Jingyuan, who had been killing people like crazy just a second ago, had completely lost his soul.

The barrage continues:
"Hermit: He has to thank us."

"Yan Zhi is reasonable."

"On the Liliyuan spectrum, a certain detective wanted to give the emperor a thumbs up."

"Watching this amazing drama has completely ruined my brain, hahaha."

……

Concubine Shu couldn't bear to watch any longer. She said anxiously:
"Your Majesty, why did you reward her? I have evidence that Yuexiuhua was trying to murder you!"

After saying that, she took out a small cloth bag from her sleeve. There were some residual medicine residues in it, emitting a dark aura.

"This is the poison my servants found on her when they captured her. It contains croton, a strong laxative. She wants to slowly torment you, Your Majesty!"

Emperor Jingyuan hesitated for a moment, then glared and retorted confidently:
"So am I dead or not? Why am I still here, alive and kicking? She didn't succeed, so what are you talking about? Do you understand the principle of presumption of innocence?"

Barrage:

"Your Majesty, what you said makes sense."

"Sun Wukong: I'm so annoyed.jpg"

Concubine Shu said anxiously:

"But Your Majesty, after you were poisoned, you had diarrhea for two months straight. You were so exhausted that you couldn't even walk!"

Emperor Jingyuan waved his hands and said impatiently:
"Oh, what's the big deal? Even if you eat spicy hot pot, you'll still have diarrhea, right?

Actually, it’s good to be a jet fighter occasionally. Not only can it detoxify, but it can also help you lose weight. What do you know? I just like to run around!

The empress and the concubines opened their mouths into an "O" shape again, finding it hard to believe what Emperor Jingyuan said.

The barrage of comments complained: "Are you also a rare sect?"

The Minister of Revenue added: "Your Majesty has lost more than five pounds since being poisoned. He looks more energetic and handsome."

The other ministers nodded in agreement.

Emperor Jingyuan waved his hand and said to the concubines:

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. Miss Yue is extremely intelligent and capable of both literature and martial arts. It's just right for her to stay by my side and serve me!
Queen, you are the mother of the country, you must take the lead in opening up the situation! Don't talk about killing at every turn, it's not good, it will anger the heavens!"

"No, I, I, I..."

Who was the one who killed people without blinking an eye just now?

The Queen was hit by the boomerang thrown by Emperor Jingyuan, and her lips trembled with anger.

The barrage music is crazy:
"Hahaha, you are a fool, you are a fool!"

"I understand King Zhou now."

"In fact, the cuter and more innocent something looks, the more likely it is to be the deadliest."

Seeing that Emperor Jingyuan was attracted by her beauty, Yuexiuhua sneered righteously:
"Your Majesty! If I had known you were such a shameless and despicable person, I should have put two more kilograms of croton seeds in your wine!" Concubine Xiao on the side couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

duang~duang~duang~
She shook her plump body and picked up a bottle of wine on the low table behind her.

"Oh, you vicious woman! You actually plotted to murder His Majesty like this! Tell me! Do you want to coax His Majesty into drinking again in the future?"

After cursing, Concubine Xiao directly threw the wine in the cup onto Yue Xiuhua's face.

Yuexiuhua's delicate face was drenched in crystal water droplets, and she subconsciously said coquettishly: "Ah, it's so cold~"

The sound is quite pleasant, like the song of a lark.

Her wet hair and bangs stuck tightly to her cheeks.

She looked at Emperor Jingyuan with eyes as pitiful as a cat.

Such a perfect face, one point more flesh is too fat, one point less flesh is too thin,

It is truly a beauty as beautiful as a flower, and as delicate as a piece of jade!
Emperor Jingyuan's eyes were as big as copper bells, and he was completely stunned.

At this time, the screen filter also turned pink, and the background music began to play ambiguous saxophone music.

"Oh...Oh hoo!"

The ministers also looked at Yuexiuhua's beauty with their sidelong glances.

The barrage refreshes the screen:

"Tsk tsk tsk, no man can handle such coquettishness."

"She's so pitiful! My heart is breaking."

"I guess the actress was trying to portray a powerful and unyielding character, but because her acting wasn't up to par, she ended up acting cute, hahaha."

"It's such a great drama, who cares about acting? It's all about the fun."

Emperor Jingyuan couldn't help but bend the corners of his mouth, and he said shyly:

"Is this Imperial Jade Wine... really that cold? It shouldn't be, right? Let me try it too."

After he finished speaking, he snatched the bottle from Concubine Xiao and filled a glass with wine.

"Is it cool?"

Emperor Jingyuan sprinkled it on Yuexiuhua's face.

"Da Mee Yo~"

Yuexiuhua once again acted like a little kitten, pouting and dodging.

Emperor Jingyuan became more and more excited as he played.

"Oh~ again?"

“No!”

Seeing this scene, the queen and many concubines were struck by lightning and were completely dumbfounded.

Is this... is this still the extremely majestic Majesty?

The Queen was the first to react and said loudly:

"This witch must have used some kind of witchcraft to bewitch Your Majesty!"

Concubine Xiao also nodded and hurriedly competed for favor:

"That's right, look at this bitch's acting so contrived, pretending to be purer than pure milk, even saying 'Oh, it's so cold', RNM, as if everyone wouldn't do that. Your Majesty, please watch my performance!"

Then she picked up another bottle of wine, splashed it on her fat face, and began to shake her fat body and yell:

"Oh, it's so cool, oh, it's so cool!"

Afterwards, she leaned towards Emperor Jingyuan with her round face, twisted her waist, and said in a cute way:

"Your Majesty, come and splash me too, come on!"

Emperor Jingyuan was admiring Yuexiuhua's beauty when he saw Concubine Xiao constantly blocking his view, making him so disgusted that he almost vomited his overnight meal. He immediately became furious:
"Hey, you're selling... Such precious Imperial Jade Wine, who told you to waste it like this? The world is in a year of great disaster right now, and we should be leading the way in saving. You deserve to die!"

Emperor Jingyuan drew his sword and shouted, "Hasage!"

A flash of sword light passed by, and Concubine Xiao was directly chopped to the ground.

The barrage music is crazy:
"I want to criticize but I stop myself."

"Hey man, you're Yasuo too, right?"

"I can't stop laughing. I finally understand what it means to imitate someone else."

"This plot is so outrageous, I laughed like a pig."

"Emperor Jingyuan: Although I am ruthless in taxation, I can also be frugal. Although I can freely pour out wine, others cannot waste it. This is a double standard, hahahaha!"

When the Queen saw what happened to Concubine Xiao, she sneered in her heart.

This is what a stupid woman with no knowledge is like.

She suddenly had an idea and came up with a plan.

She volunteered, "Your Majesty, I understand that you, to avoid angering Heaven, are unwilling to be stained with blood. Since Yuexiuhua is so determined to die, how about we give her a cup of poisoned wine and let her end her life? This will also demonstrate your kindness, and the people of the world will surely respect you even more."

There was no loophole in the Queen's statement, and giving poisoned wine was also a rule of execution, so Emperor Jingyuan could not find any words to refute it for a while.

The ministers shook their heads at Emperor Jingyuan and whispered, "Your Majesty, this is absolutely not allowed. Please think twice!"

Emperor Jingyuan scratched his head and hesitated, "Uh, well, oh..."

The Queen quickly said, "Your Majesty has said 'Yes'. Your Majesty agrees. Come, where are the guards? Quickly serve her the poisoned wine!"

"Oh, no, I didn't..."

Emperor Jingyuan hurriedly tried to stop it, but the imperial guards had already placed the poisoned wine in front of Yuexiuhua.

The concubines urged him, "Drink quickly, what are you hesitating about?"

The Queen also angrily scolded: "Witch, don't try to delay time!"

After that, the queen and a group of concubines surrounded her and poured poisoned wine into her mouth.

The concubines looked grim: "Damn it, drink, why not drink?"

The commentator complained: "Is your code name also Pangolin?"

The poisoned wine was getting closer and closer to Yuexiuhua's lips. She faltered for a moment, pouted her lips, and shook her head with tears in her eyes.

"Well~~~ I don't want it."

When she pouted, her oval face and big eyes blinked, revealing a hidden sweetness.

It makes her look even more pitiful.

Emperor Jingyuan was overwhelmed by the cuteness again. He was as anxious as an ant on a hot day and said quickly:
"Who was so blind as to send me this poisoned wine? Did I agree to it? Whoever sent it should drink it!"

Other ministers also raised their arms and shouted:
"Whoever gives the wine drinks it!"

"Whoever gives the wine drinks it!"

"Whoever gives the wine drinks it!"

Being provoked by the ministers, the guard holding the wine quickly said:
"The humble position is here!"

Emperor Jingyuan nodded and said, "I will take care of your affairs after your death. You can go with peace of mind."

When the guard saw Yue Xiuhua pouting and acting cute, he was stunned for a moment. He plucked up the courage to pick up the wine and drank it all in one gulp.

"Oh, I'm going to die, I'm going to die..."

The guard clutched his chest, then slowly sat down, mechanically falling to the ground.

After falling to the ground, he added:
"Ah, I'm dead."

"Pfft."

Yuexiuhua burst into laughter again, and pursed her cherry lips tightly to prevent herself from laughing out loud.

This awkward performance instantly made the live broadcast room go crazy:

"It's a joke, isn't it? This is definitely a joke, isn't it?"

"My sister can't hold it anymore."

The Minister of Justice said, "Your Majesty, look at this guard lying on the ground with a smile on his face. He died willingly."

The Minister of Rites nodded: "Yes, it is a happy funeral."

Emperor Jingyuan also nodded and said, "So that's how it is. It's a happy funeral. Then I'm relieved."

The comments were full of complaints: "My goodness, did you drink Hanxiao Banbudian?"

……

Things had developed to this point. The Queen was anxious. She gritted her teeth and stamped her feet, saying:
"Now that the poisoned wine is gone, we can only call the executioner. Your Majesty, let the executioner come in and kill her!"

(End of this chapter)