You said you were going to make games, how did you become the richest man without doing anything?

Chapter 302: Take down Cyber ​​Wife in Advance, Elbow, Follow Me into the House (2 in 1 Order)

The homeless people at the subway station began to pack up and run away.

A beggar in a wheelchair suddenly stood up and ran out carrying the wheelchair.

"Hey, aren't you all..."

Tao Xueran stared at the medical miracle brought by the urban management in amazement, and when she turned around, Wang Fanqie had also disappeared.

She pursed her lips and clenched her fists.

But then I thought, is he doing this to prevent himself from being cheated?
[Tao Xueran's killing intent decreases by 5, and love increases by 3]

Wang Fanqie in the live broadcast room was humming a little tune proudly.

"Brothers, watch me! There are still 7 days left, I will definitely win within 4 days!"

……

On the fourth day of gaming, Wang Fanqie decided not to take the subway and ride a bicycle to work instead.

Finally, he didn't meet her on the way to work, but Wang Fanqie was not worried at all.

"Don't be impatient, playing hard to get."

On the way home from get off work, Wang Fanqie hummed a little tune and rode his bike to the snack street near the community.

He explained:

"This game should read the route of my daily activities and then restore the real scene on the satellite map. Then I will go find the snack stalls I often go to.

Today is the weekend, so it's a good time to have some barbecue and some beer."

As soon as he approached the intersection, Wang Fanqie smelled the crispy aroma of starch sausage mixed with the flavor of cumin, which made him salivate from afar.

The pocket-sized sausage stall is located at the corner of the alley. The dim light of the street lamps highlights the outline of the stall.

The stall is not big, and it uses a three-wheeled bicycle to hold the barbecue utensils. There is a small wooden sign next to it: Crispy grilled sausage, 3 yuan each.

The stall owner, an old woman in her sixties, wore a worn apron and flipped the sausages skillfully.

At this time, the area was already surrounded by primary school students in three layers.

Barrage praise:

"Fuck, the street scenes in this game are amazing."

"Indeed, it captures the essence of life, which is much better than other games where NPCs are just background characters."

Among this group of children, Wang Fanqie immediately spotted the child who was six years and over 150 months old.

It seems that Tao Xueran had been lying in ambush here waiting for him.

She squatted on the ground, looking tired, with messy makeup and the alopecia on her head drooping slowly.

Wang Fanqie was stunned: "Could it be that this woman has been wandering around the city for three whole days?"

The starch sausage on the small oven is wrapped in oil on the iron plate and baked into a golden and crispy state, making a sizzling sound.

The old man applied the spices with a small brush, then squeezed on black pepper sauce and tomato sauce and spread them evenly.

The barrage sighed:
“I loved eating this as a kid.”

"Starch sausage is low-cost and very suitable for primary school students with limited pocket money."

"I eat a lot of these starchy sausages in our school canteen."

Tao Xueran stared at the grilled sausages, with stars in her eyes.

Gulu gulu gulu~
Her stomach suddenly growled, and the children around her looked at her sideways.

"Girl, buy one and eat it. It's cheap."

The old lady wiped her hands with her apron and smiled warmly.

"I don't have any money. Please continue. I'll just take a look."

She said this, but the stars in her eyes shone even brighter.

The old man thought for a moment, picked up a roasted one from the oven, and handed it to her with a doting look on his face.

"Here, eat it while it's hot."

Tao Xueran widened her eyes, took the sausage excitedly, and bowed to the old man with gratitude.

At this moment, she seemed like a ruined aristocrat, maintaining her remaining elegance.

"Don't try to get free food by being cute."

Wang Fanqie appeared at the right time and paid for her.

Walking up to Tao Xueran, he smiled and said, "Is this the new survival skill you learned from the Subway Beggars?"

Tao Xueran glared at him, took small bites of the sausage, and then squinted like a cat.

"So you ancient people could eat such delicious food. This is much more delicious than injecting nutrient solution."

Wang Fanqie sighed:
"So... why are you so persistent? Modern medicine is very advanced. If Chuunibyou is treated properly, there is still hope of recovery.

Moreover, we now live in a society ruled by law, and tailgating is not allowed.

Stop it, A-Zu. I really don't want to ask the police to arrest you. It might leave a criminal record. You should think carefully about it."

After saying this, Wang Fanqie explained to the live broadcast room:
"Actually, I wish she would follow me around every day, but I have to behave like a gentleman.
It's like, if you say to a girl, "I want to sleep with you," you're being a bitch.

If you say to her, "I want to wake up with you and feel the morning sunshine," that would be very romantic.

If you say to a girl, "I want to have a baby with you," that's too rude.

But if it's replaced with "I picked out the name of our child the first time I saw you," that's really nice."

The comments were amused: "He is indeed a master of love, even though he has been single since birth."

Wang Fanqie: "You guys can't get over this whole-life-single thing, right?"

In the game, Tao Xueran seemed to have anticipated what Wang Fanqie would say, and she didn't get angry. She wiped the oil stains from her mouth, hooked her finger at Wang Fanqie, and pointed to the bench in the small park next to her.

The comments section immediately became excited: "What the hell? A welfare event is coming?"

……

As night fell and the lights came on, the two of them walked across the street, one in front of the other, and sat on a bench.

She pulled out a worn red notebook that looked like a giveaway from a mall promotion.

Wang Fanqie took a look and saw that the title of the notebook was "21st Century Human Observation Diary".

"On February 2st, I approached Mr. Wang Fanqie for the first time. Surprisingly, he looked like an ordinary office worker, and he had a very strong aura of loneliness. He had nothing to do with the 'man who destroyed the world'.

But there's no doubt that the demonic den that gave birth to Melissa—Taoyuanxiang Company—is extremely aggressive even in modern times, and its security forces have already begun preparing for the complete destruction of the world."

"..."

Wang Fanqie was defeated: "I'm really sorry for having the aura of a lone wolf!"

The commentary was hilarious: "Hahahahahahaha, this is so heartbreaking."

"On February 2rd, I embarked on a Beggars' Sect journey I had never experienced before. I was on the verge of infiltrating the sect and finding important intelligence, but everything was ruined by an organization called the Urban Management Bureau.

I have reason to suspect that they are the armed minions of the Taoyuan Township Company...

Today, February 2th, I came into contact with the ancient food culture called "Crispy Grilled Sausage", which is simply a treasure of the times!
But the man who destroyed the world paid for me. Tsk tsk, I admit, he is still a very humane person.

However, loyal resistance fighters will not be seduced by a mere starch sausage.

Finally... I have to admit... it smells really good!"

"puff."

After reading it, Wang Fanqie couldn't help laughing out loud.

Tao Xueran cast a murderous look:

"why are you laughing?"

"Nothing, I just happened to think of something happy."

Tao Xueran finished the last piece of starch sausage, threw away the bamboo skewer, licked her fingertips, and felt unsatisfied.

She looked up at the starry sky above her head:

"Actually, after following you for three days and experiencing the life of ancient people in the 21st century, I finally understand why you don't believe me.

Because compared to the era I live in, this place is so out of place,

Many of the records about this place found in archaeological discoveries in the 24th century are very different from the textbooks we studied."

The moonlight fell on Tao Xueran's body, outlining a halo.

It was as if there was an invisible barrier, like a bubble, isolating her from the world around her.

Wang Fanqie: "Brothers, to be honest, this is the first time I've been so attracted to a paper-figure wife."

The comments expressed agreement: "So cute, who wouldn't be moved."

He smiled at the girl and said, "So, you finally realized how outrageous your chuunibyou were, and you plan to return to normal life?"

"So, I finally understand the truth that 'hesitation will lead to failure'. My hesitation will actually harm you. So, let's see!"

"???"

Under Wang Fanqie's astonished gaze, an egg-shaped object appeared in Tao Xueran's palm.

It is the size of a goose egg and has various blue lines all over its surface.

"What...what is this, a Kinder chocolate egg? Where did you get it from?"

"This, this is not important." Tao Xueran blushed.
"This is a high-tech product from the 24th century. It can hypnotize you. After I control you, I will slowly use various means to convince you."

Wang Fanqie was ecstatic: "That's great! Oh no, I mean, don't, I'm scared."

Comment: "Anchor, watch your face."

As a result, Tao Xueran fiddled with it for a long time and stood there awkwardly.

"Well, should the muzzle be at the big end or the small end..." Wang Fanqie: "How can you be so stupid! Point the big end at me..."

Barrage: "Hahaha, the anchor can't wait!"

Wang Fanqie's attitude made Tao Xueran feel ashamed and angry:

Damn it, you have been making fun of me these days and you never stop!

She made up her mind and pointed the big end of the equipment at Wang Fanqie.

"Okay, then I'll satisfy you."

Biu~
A blue light flashed across Tao Xueran's body, his eyes lost focus, and his body staggered from side to side.

"Hmm...after all...I got it wrong..."

thump!
Like a kite with a broken string, she plunged into the nearby park pond, splashing water everywhere before quickly sinking to the bottom. Bubbles continued to appear on the surface of the water.

"My Zhuo? Wife?!"

Wang Fanqie was horrified and jumped into the pool with a splash...

A few minutes later, Wang Fanqie resurfaced with the girl on his back, and huge splashes of water were surging on the originally calm lake surface.

In the lower right corner of the screen, the character's stamina bar keeps decreasing.

"Gamn, you look pretty slim, why are you so heavy?"

"Commenting on a girl's weight like that... is extremely disrespectful... grunt grunt grunt..."

"What time is it now? You still care about this? Gurgle gurgle..."

Wang Fanqie took a long time to finally carry her to the shore.

He lay on the grass with his legs spread out, gasping for breath and bubbles coming out of his mouth.

"Now I finally understand why the resistance you mentioned couldn't defeat Melissa. Is that it?"

Tao Xueran, who was standing by, squeezed the water out of her clothes:
"Don't misunderstand me, my comrades are all very powerful. I'm just a rookie who just graduated from trainee to full-time."

"This shows another logical flaw in your concocted chuuni fantasy.

Why would they send a rookie special forces soldier like you to carry out an operation like the "Savior Plan," which determines the fate of mankind? If they had sent someone truly experienced, I would have been finished by now."

"There are complicated reasons for this. I have a low sense of presence, so even if I were to go back in time, I wouldn't interfere too much with the law of causality. Therefore, I'm very suitable for time travel. From the beginning, I was trained as a candidate.

And most importantly... by the time the time machine is activated, I will be the last human being in the world."

Tao Xueran's tone gradually became lower.

……

The roar of the sirens came from far away.

Wang Fanqie glanced at Tao Xueran.

As if afraid that Wang Fanqie would hand her over, Tao Xueran suddenly grabbed his hand.

At this moment, she was huddled on the ground, her wet clothes clinging to her body.

[Tao Xueran's killing intent towards you has decreased by 5 due to fear]

Barrage: "Actually, the anchor didn't want to hand over his wife, right?"

Wang Fanqie: "Brothers, all we need to get this girl home is this final push. Watch me show off my skills!"

"Please don't hand me over to the police... Otherwise my identity as a future person will be exposed and they will use me for research."

"Don't worry, unless you can pull out a time machine in front of the whole world, they'll just give you a cup of hot coffee and send you home."

"I have no family, not from this era, nor from the era I was born into."

As he was speaking, the police arrived:
"We received a call about someone falling into the water nearby. Is he okay?"

Tao Xueran looked at him, her eyes gradually dimming.

Wang Fanqie touched his head and laughed:

"I'm sorry, my wife and I had a fight that got a little out of hand and I accidentally fell into the water. Don't worry, we both know how to swim and we've made up now."

He raised his hand and helped Tao Xueran up from the ground.

Tao Xueran opened her eyes wide, her face full of disbelief.

"Come on, wife, give me a kiss."

Wang Fanqie winked at her secretly.

Tao Xueran felt ashamed and angry when she was suddenly taken advantage of, but she had no choice but to cooperate and put her arms around Wang Fanqie's waist, pretending to be intimate.

Although her performance was too forced, her clumsy and awkward appearance actually made the police feel relieved.

"You guys, young people who have just started dating and have no experience, are most likely to cause trouble when you are in the age of passion. I have been on the police force for so many years, I have seen a lot."

The police officer took out his notebook and wrote down the information.
"Young people, if you have anything to discuss, talk it over properly. Don't always fight for love. That's childish, okay?"

"Got it. Thank you, police officer."

Wang Fanqie nodded and bowed.

Finally, the police registered Wang Fanqie and Tao Xueran’s ID numbers and drove away.

"You really do have an ID number, and you even claim to be from the future."

Wang Fanqie rolled his eyes.

"It's just future technology. Hacking into your household registration system is easy."

Tao Xueran shook the bracelet on her wrist.

The cold night wind blew across the lake, and Tao Xueran shivered with cold.

A cunning light flashed in Wang Fanqie's eyes:
"Come back with me first. You'll catch a cold if you stay out overnight."

"Go home with...with you?"

Tao Xueran crossed her arms and hesitated.

Wang Fanqie continued to persuade him patiently, like the whisper of a devil:
"First of all, we just told the police that you are my wife. If you continue to wander around and are seen by patrolling police again, our lies will be exposed.

Besides, you are very weak now, and it is not safe to stay by the lake. If you go home, you can take a bath and rest. "

Tao Xueran: "Aren't you afraid that I might harm you?"

Wang Fanqie: "Of course I'm afraid, because you do look dangerous. But I'm a selfless person. Instead of letting others bear this risk, why not let me bear it myself?"

Thinking of this, a sense of righteousness and mission appeared on Wang Fanqie's face.

A wavering look appeared on Tao Xueran's pretty face.

Wang Fanqie continued to coax:
"Look, you said that the Garden of Eden I developed was going to destroy the world. If you could get closer to my living environment, you could understand me more deeply and find a way to stop me.

You have to think clearly, the fate of the entire human race is in your hands.

It would be best if you could convince me verbally, but if that's not possible, it would be easier for you to convince me physically if you live in my house... By the way, I like whips, candles, and high heels."

The barrage of music went crazy: "Hahahahahaha, enough is enough, host!"

But Tao Xueran is an innocent girl after all, and it feels a bit strange for her to live under the same roof with a strange man.

"It's not impossible to go home with you, but I always feel..."

Wang Fanqie laughed and said:
"Actually, when you say you live together, you can have your own bedroom with its own door lock. Nowadays, due to the pressures of life in big cities, it's common for strangers, male and female, to share an apartment. There aren't so many taboos or rules."

He thought about it and revealed his killer move:
"Besides, my kitchen is small but fully equipped. I like to cook something delicious, and you can try some too. For example, I have a small portable oven that can be used to make grilled sausages..."

"Let's talk about sausage..."

Tao Xueran spoke subconsciously, then realized her own misstep and changed her words:
"Well, delicious food is actually secondary. Since you have said this, I can go home with you first.

You just saved me and now you're taking me in, so I owe you a favor, and I'll repay it if I can."

Wang Fanqie said with a wicked smile, "You have no money on you, how are you going to pay me back?"

Tao Xueran clasped her fair hands in front of her, staring down at her black-threaded leather shoes, a look of embarrassment on her pretty face. "I...I'll think of another way."

[Congratulations, the main mission "Battle Royale" is completed]

[Tao Xueran's killing intent towards you is reduced to 70, and his love towards you is increased to 30]

[New main quest "Fake Play, Reality" opens]

[Mission Objective: Reduce Tao Xueran's killing intent towards you to 30, increase his love for you to 70, and successfully confess his love to you]

Wang Fanqie's trick was so smooth that the audience was completely dumbfounded:

"Fuck, I didn't expect the anchor to be so awesome."

"From now on I will call you Great Teacher."

……

The plot ends here, and the live broadcast of the game on the first day of release comes to an end.

"Brothers, starting tomorrow, my live broadcast room will broadcast my cohabitation life with my Cyber ​​wife. Everyone is welcome to come and support me."

At this time, the popularity of the live broadcast room soared from less than 5 at the beginning to 100 million.

The audience swiped the screen:
"Host GKDGKD, I'm relying on you to find my way out of being single."

"My family, my Peach Blossom Land Journey set arrived this evening, and I've been playing it till now. I have to say, it's so fun and smooth. I've been playing so much that I haven't even had time to eat dinner."

"Damn it, I live far away, and my own wife won't arrive until the day after tomorrow."

At this moment, a viewer reminded: "Host, look, there is new news on the Taoyuan Township official website!"

When Wang Fanqie logged onto the website, he saw a new announcement:
[Taoyuan Shenyou VR New Accessory: "Other Dimensional Tactile Band Series" Close-fitting Gaming Suit Launches]

[Using skin-friendly medical silicone material, it can perfectly simulate the elastic touch, temperature, and humidity of virtual characters...]

【Only 1999, come and place your order and explore the unknown world of love! 】

After seeing this message, the barrage exploded instantly!
(End of this chapter)