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Chapter 288 Smooth Control of the Country (2 in 1 Order)

The game plays a cutscene.

Seeing the message for help, Charles de Gaulle, who was far away in France, frowned.

He sighed:
"Although Tombalbaye deserves death, we still have to look at the owner before beating the dog. Chad is our French territory. If we turn a blind eye to this matter, how will England and America view us?

How can we establish our prestige in front of other countries?
After all, Africa has been the back garden of France since ancient times!"

Seeing that Babaye was out of breath, de Gaulle came up with an idea.

He called Tombalbaye:
"So, I first sent a French advance party of 1,500 men into the capital of Chad.

As a father, I will first ensure that you, an incompetent fool, will not fall, so that I can give an explanation to my other adopted sons in Africa.

After the French army entered the capital, Babaye finally felt relieved.

however!
Within a few days, the situation changed because another Tongliao hero died.

Game pop-up prompt:

[The player "Gaddafi" from "Libya" used a strong claim in the big world sandbox, claiming ownership of the Aouzou area in northern Chad].

The game continues to pop up background introduction
"The Aouzou Strip is a narrow strip of land on the border between Libya and Chad, 1100 kilometers long and covering a total area of ​​11 square kilometers.

After the end of World War I, Italy, as a victorious country, did not gain any substantial benefits.

In order to appease Italy, France gave a piece of land in northern Chad to Libya.

But in 1935, Mussolini was promoting "Mohist thought" in Italy and was having a romantic relationship with a failed art student, so France did not give him any.

After the war, Colonel Ka was always thinking about this piece of land and felt very anxious.

Besides Colonel Ka's habit of stirring up trouble, there's another important reason—uranium was discovered in this wasteland!"

……

Seeing that the Libyan army on the northern border was ready to move, it seemed that it was about to defeat Chad.

The magician was shocked and asked in the live broadcast room: "What should I do?"

The commentator offered suggestions: "What else can we do? Let the president go to Paris to ask for reinforcements. Although Colonel Kamagra is a bit abstract in his work, the army under his command is no joke."

Magician: "Didn't they just move in 1500 reinforcements?"

The audience commented: "Don't be embarrassed. How much is your face worth? Just lick it and it's done. You and the president don't want the capital to be breached and you to be hanged by the people, right?"

So the magician urged President Babaye to go to Paris again.

"You have to save the child, Father!!!!!"

In the French presidential office, Babaye hugged Charles de Gaulle's thighs and cried bitterly.

The commentator was amused when he saw this scene:

"Hahahaha, this President Babaye is really good at licking."

"If a small country wants to survive in the cracks, it must learn to recognize its father."

"It's like this between countries, and it's like this between people. Now when you go to a new unit, who doesn't first look for a supporter to side with? If you fail to observe carefully and choose the wrong side, it's all over."

Charles de Gaulle kicked Babaye away with a look of disgust:

"Hey, that's enough, stop spitting your snot down my pants!"

The change in the situation made de Gaulle determined to send troops north to suppress the Chadian United Front.

After giving Babaye some peace of mind, de Gaulle said to this rebellious son earnestly:

"I'm helping you, but you should also reflect on yourself and give the people a way to survive instead of exploiting them so harshly.

Even if it's the old ox in the field, you have to give it some grass to eat and let it rest. You can do something anthropomorphic.

Otherwise, if you suppress one problem, another will pop up, and this will never end."

Babaye wiped his nose and said, "Don't worry, Father. I will reduce taxes when I return. I will lower the tax base from 80% to 79.99999%."

He looked heartbroken, as if a large piece of his heart had been cut out.

Charles de Gaulle: “…”

There is no hope for this rebellious son.

……

Under Charles de Gaulle's orders, the French army marched directly north to continue its operations. After several months of action, the northern rebels were defeated and forced to retreat.

Because of France's intervention, Gaddafi's army also lingered in place, stopped and watched secretly.

The magician complained in the live broadcast room:

"No, I have to encourage Babaye to commit suicide, otherwise when will I be able to gain control of the country?"

So, he said to Babaye at the Governor's Palace:
"Mr. President, we in Chad should not always be dependent on others! The measures you promised Charles de Gaulle to reduce the burden on the people are totally unnecessary."

Because the microphone of the VR device has the function of recording the tone of voice, which can affect the outcome of the conversation, the host tries to make his tone sincere.

Babaye was stunned: "Mr. Adjutant, didn't you ask me to ask Charles de Gaulle for help?"

"This time, that time."

The magician walked to the window with his hands behind his back, looking at the vast African continent. The sunlight made his bald head, which looked like a boiled egg, shine brightly.

"Mr. President, you are handsome and vigorous, while Charles de Gaulle is old and frail, and his France is nothing compared to the real great powers.

Why should Mr. President be so submissive to Charles de Gaulle?

During World War II, France was attacked by the German army, which bypassed the Maginot Line. Paris did not resist or defend itself, and was wiped out.

Where was Charles de Gaulle at that time? Wasn't he hiding in England, waiting for Churchill's approval?

So, at best he was just a French Plain White Bannerman.

Compared to him, Mr. President is a true hero and a great man. How could such a man be so depressed and inferior to others for so long? "

After being flattered by the magician, Babaye felt a little bit proud.

"Now that the adjutant has explained this, I finally understand. Fortunately, I met you, otherwise I would have almost ruined my great cause!"

After the rebellion was quelled, de Gaulle abandoned all the measures to ease the conflict that Babaye had promised him.

He even began to intensify the taxation. On the basis of the original 200 types of taxes, Babaye listened to the magician's advice and added a new tax: existence tax.

The so-called existence tax is based on a very philosophical saying: "Existence is everything, everything is for existence."

This tax is even more severe than the poll tax. It stipulates that as long as a person exists in the physical and philosophical sense, he is obliged to pay taxes to the Governor's Office of Chad!
Even if the taxpayer is dead and no longer alive, this tax will still be borne by him because he has existed in this world after all.

But after all, the dead cannot pay taxes, so the tax burden will be transferred to all children and descendants.

In some families with many elders, children already have to bear the existence tax of more than a dozen deceased elders.

In other words, in theory, as long as a family continues, the existence tax inherited by its children will increase.

The commentator was shocked: "Oh my god, they're stacking debuffs here?!"

The magician was very satisfied when he saw the business information panel showing that public resentment was boiling and public loyalty was continuously declining.

He decided to add fuel to the fire and urged:
"Mr. President, to eliminate the influence of France, this alone is not enough.

Mr. President, please do not forget that many of Chad's current officers and soldiers have been deeply influenced by the French army.

We must find a way to eliminate the harmful effects of these influences, otherwise, if de Gaulle gets upset with you one day and secretly has the army collude with us, we will be finished.”

Tombabaye nodded heavily. "That makes sense. If you hadn't reminded me, I would have almost missed the big opportunity!"

So, on the day the French army withdrew, Babaye carried out a purge of the Chadian army. All officers related to the French army were purged and replaced by the president's own fellow Sara people.

Charles de Gaulle, who was far away in Paris, was so angry when he heard the news that he blew his beard and glared, and slammed the table and stood up, saying: "Unfilial son!"

Based on the principle of "if you're going to commit suicide, then do it to your death", the magician continued to instigate:

"We must also find a way to drive away those French missionaries!

We in Chad are now strong in both military and military power, and are truly heroes. How many divisions does God have?

We need to develop our culture, and our Chadian culture must reflect African characteristics!"

A new sacrificial activity began to be promoted among the entire nation.

The magician carefully designed five parts for this ritual:
The first step of the sacrifice requires all participants to step on the hot pot on the altar to show their fiery passion for life.

Carrying a Boulder Up a Mountain Ritual: Participants are required to carry a large stone and arduously climb a hill to express their commitment to the burdens of life. Running Race After Drinking Hot Pepper Juice: During the sacrificial ceremony, a running race is held after drinking strong hot pepper juice to test participants' tolerance for pain.

Durian Fencing Ceremony: Two participants use durian as swords in a special fencing match to express tolerance towards foreign odors.

Ceremony of Praising Ants: Participants need to sing praises to the unity and cooperation of ants during the sacrifice, and regard ants as role models of hard work.

"The citizens who have undergone these five rituals will surely have happiness on their faces and be grateful for the wise and powerful rule of His Excellency Babaye," the magician exclaimed.

"very good!"

The President waved his hand:
"Spread the word! I'm going to promote this ritual throughout Chad. Anyone who dares to evade or disobey will be executed!
In addition, all pagans were expelled from the country.”

After issuing the order, Babaye looked at the vibrant and flourishing scene across the country and sighed in his heart:
"I really regret not meeting you earlier. Now I realize I was the wrong father!"

The magician continued to exaggerate, speaking into the VR microphone with a sincere tone:
"Mr. President is right. Moreover, what right does France have to claim its oil interests in Chad? After market research, I found that the Americans are offering a higher price."

Babaye cursed bitterly:
"I was badly cheated. The French are not fair!"

The magician said, "I suggest you visit Congo and meet Mr. Mobutu. Mobutu was diligent in his work, loved his people, and lived an incorruptible life. He is a true example of a benevolent ruler."

After taking the advice, Babaye met Mobutu, the Tongliao veteran, in Congo. He admired Mobutu's excellent ability to generate income (harvesting leeks) and his adherence to African culture.

The magician thought to himself that if he wanted to get the president out of office, he would have to rely on external forces.

He looked at the map and sand table and set his sights on Gaddafi.

After all, Kadazoo and Babaye are supposed to be enemies because Libya claims Chadian territory.

He could instigate this and use Gaddafi to get rid of Babaye.

Recently, while Chad was busy promoting benevolent policies across the country, Colonel Kadiz was also not idle.

Gaddafi contacted the exiled rebel group in northern Chad, the United Front, and provided Soviet and East German weapons aid to the recently defeated United Front.

He thought to himself, "When you counterattack Chad and overthrow Laotuo, then you will split the land as a reward. It is only right that you give me the Aozo area, right?"

On the other hand, Gaddafi also instigated some military officers in Chad who were dissatisfied with Babaye's rule to launch a coup, but it was eventually crushed by the gendarmes.

In the spirit of not being afraid of big troubles, the magician encouraged Babaye:

"Mr. President, you should announce that Libya and Egypt are behind the coup."

"why?"

“Because Libya is supported by Su Xunzong, and Egypt is also supported by Su Xunzong, so they are not good people.

After Babaye made the above statement, Egyptian President Sadat was stunned.

He's fully preparing for the next Middle East war. I haven't provoked anyone, so why are you, Chad, picking on me? Damn it, even engaging in collective responsibility in diplomacy?!
The barrage music is crazy:
"Hahahaha, it's such an interesting feeling to personally participate in and influence historical events."

The magician continued to instigate Babaye to take countermeasures against Kadazo.

Babaye immediately invited all Libyan domestic opposition groups who were dissatisfied with Gaddafi to come to Chad to join the event.

In addition, Chad also claims sovereignty over the Fezzan region in southwestern Libya.

Seeing this news, Gaddafi was extremely angry, Ah Minos!
For so many years, I, Colonel Ka, have been disgusting others. When will it be their turn to disgust me?
Wuchang has to give me face, who do you think you are?

Therefore, the Libyan army and the Chadian army immediately prepared to assemble at their respective borders and prepare to start training!
There are millions of soldiers here, and all their weapons are provided by the Soviet Union.
There are thousands of generals over there, and we still need France to provide military funds.

Faced with the conflict between the two great African powers, North African countries all came out to mediate, mainly because if there was another war, the refugee problem would not be solved.

The President of Niger came out to smooth things over and prepared to hold talks in Niger to mediate the conflict.

The magician said happily in the live broadcast room:
"Given the deep hatred between Gaddafi and our president, Gaddafi will definitely find a way to assassinate Babaye. Then I will inherit the throne, hahahaha..."

Unexpectedly, when the talks began, everyone was dumbfounded.

None of the mediation lines prepared by the President of Niger were used. Gaddafi and Tombalbaye hit it off at first sight. The two people, who had highly compatible values, expressed that they had unexpectedly found their soul mates!
Babaye: "Colonel Ka, you are my half-brother!"

Gaddafi: "Yes, I didn't expect that we have so much in common when it comes to how to torture our people and how to sustainably exhaust the resources!"

Seeing that the conversation was heated, Gaddafi quietly pulled the other party to a corner:
"I am willing to deposit 20 million pounds from your private account to purchase the land in your country's Aozu region."

"This..." Babaye was still a little hesitant.

Gaddafi said earnestly:
"It's just selling out the country for cash. Benevolent rulers across Africa are doing this. Why should Mr. Babaye be embarrassed?"

Babaye made up his mind and said:

"Okay, I like straightforward people like you. Let's become sworn brothers right here and now. All you have to do is transfer 40 million pounds to my account, and the Ozu area will be yours."

Seeing that the other party had doubled the price, Gaddafi smiled and nodded in agreement.

Afterwards, Chad established diplomatic relations with Libya, and Gaddafi withdrew all support for the United Front.

The Libyan army occupied the Azou area and transferred 40 million pounds to Babaye's personal treasury.

……

Soon, news came from Paris that President Babaye’s recent actions made Charles de Gaulle very unhappy!
The magician encouraged Babaye:
"Mr. President, we don't need to be afraid of France now.
You now have brothers all over the world. In the south, Mobutu is entrenched in Congo, and in the north, Gaddafi is riding horses in North Africa.

As long as the relationship between Bokassa and Mobutu is reconciled, the four brothers will form alliances from south to north.
Isn't this the unification of the African continent?
By then, who will we still need as our father? We ourselves will be the father!

Although Congo and Libya are slightly less powerful than the two major backers of the United States and the Soviet Union, which are often chosen by other countries, they will surely become great in the long run.

The comments from the comment section: "The god TM is a little lacking, the anchor is really abstract, hahahaha."

……

As the game progresses, drought begins to appear on the African continent, and food is in short supply in all countries.

In those years when people were almost starving to death, Tombalbaye began to force the people to grow cotton instead of grain in order to earn more foreign exchange.

But the people were starving and resisted, secretly growing food on their own land.

Babaye sat in his seat in the presidential palace, eating delicious food, hugging a beautiful woman, and sighing:

"Switching from wheat to cotton, President Shangli, President Xiali's relatives, such a good idea, why can't it be implemented?"

Gaddafi couldn't be relied upon, so the magician came up with another trick to kill someone with a borrowed knife:
"Mr. President, the soldiers must be disloyal. I heard that many soldiers have come forward to stop us from switching from wheat to cotton."

"Is there still this?"

Babaye was so angry that he slammed the table and started the cleaning again.

This time, the unlucky ones were the 1200-man guards.

After the cleansing, the magician quietly came to the military camp, met with the military leaders, and said:

"General, you should have come to the conclusion by now. If he doesn't die, you all will die."

The general was silent for a moment and finally made up his mind.

……

A few days later.

A troop assembled at a camp fifty kilometers from the Chadian capital.

At five o'clock in the morning, the troops arrived outside the walls of the Presidential Palace. Due to poor discipline, this group of sneak attack troops marched very noisily.

As soon as he arrived, he was discovered by the Presidential Guard.

A sneak attack turned into an offensive, and the two sides became weaklings fighting each other back and forth.

Tombalbaye was awakened. The presidential palace was not surrounded at that time, so he still had time to escape.

The magician who came upon hearing the news advised:

"Mr. President, you are so wise and powerful. What are you talking about with these mere rebels? To demonstrate your presidential demeanor, you should personally take the field and command the guards to fight back, stabilize the military morale, and enhance our national prestige!"

Feeling so blown away, Babaye gritted his teeth, made up his mind, and immediately joined the battle in his pajamas.

Then, with several rounds of submachine gun fire, Tombalbaye was riddled with bullets, ending his sinful life.

At 8:30 in the morning, the magician announced on the radio that he had led his troops to kill Tombalbaye!
Hundreds of thousands of Chadians took to the streets, singing excitedly and praising the magician.

The magician sighed in the live broadcast room: "If everyone knew that all the new policies implemented by Babaye were my own, how would they feel?"

The comment section was amused: "Satan needs a tattoo of you on his body."

But these are no longer important, because the Chadian people who have been kept in the dark have successfully elected the magician as the new president of Chad.

The historical trajectory of the African continent began to change.

(End of this chapter)