Chapter 279 You call this VR gaming glasses? (2 in 1 order required)

"This is the candidate's resume, which I pulled from a public HR website. Please take a look."

Xia Shangyu hesitated for a moment, but still gritted her teeth and handed over her resume.

Lu Yu rubbed his eyes and took it to take a look.

Name: Mao Wuyong
Age: 36
Identity: Founder and CEO of Jianghai Meishayong Technology Co., Ltd.
After a brief resume, here are his true feelings to investors in the industry:
"Hello everyone, I am Mao Wuyong,

I've always been searching for a unique path to innovation, a startup philosophy that defies conventional definitions. My team is a collection of passionate entrepreneurs who are unconventional and unconventional.

We are a team that looks a bit eccentric but is full of enthusiasm. You can feel our uninhibited spirit and innovative thinking that goes beyond the norm.

You might be wondering, what did we do? Don't worry, let me explain.

First, we had an idea called "smart seat cushion".

This seat cushion can recommend the most suitable lunch for you by detecting your weight and body fat ratio when you sit down. Unfortunately, the final result is that we found that most people just want to have a good meal.

Then we developed a set of mobile desks called "improvisational desks," where everyone would just find a random spot in the office and start working, but we found that this just created more chaos and disorder.

Finally, we tried to develop a "Happy Interaction" mobile app where users only had to click a button on their phone and we would play a super nonsensical joke for them. However, we found that most people preferred to find their own fun online.

Later, we changed the name of the company to "Useless Technology".

But please believe that these are just our self-deprecating remarks. Our ultimate goal is to create the greatest product of this era.

We are just a group of idealists whose talents are not recognized.

If you are interested in unconventional innovation, welcome to invest in us!

After Lu Yu saw it, his eyes lit up.

A team that is self-admiring and unwilling to adapt to market conditions constantly reinvents wheels that others have made, and will not turn back until they hit a wall. In the end, they become completely decadent and start throwing investors' money away.

This taste is right, absolutely right!
Without any hesitation, Lu Yu asked Xia Shangyu to contact Mao Wuyong.

……

Two days later, Mao Wuyong and the core members of his entrepreneurial team were invited to visit the Taoyuan Township company.

As soon as he saw the CEO, Lu Yu was stunned by her beauty.

Mao Wuyong's hair was messy, seemingly air-dried and uncombed. There was a strange lavender stain in the middle of his hair, which contrasted sharply with his suit.

He was wearing a tie that didn't match his suit at all, and carrying an old schoolbag with some graffiti or strange stickers on it.

He wore a pair of faded glasses with slightly askew frames.

He was also wearing all sorts of odd accessories, including a string of shiny toys hanging from his tie, and in his hands was a messy stack of folders with papers spilling out, seemingly unconcerned about tidying them up.

What attracted Lu Yu's attention the most was the pocket on his back. Just from the outline of the things inside, Lu Yu felt that these things looked unusual, and they might be similar to Doraemon's other-dimensional pocket.

After seeing Lu Yu, Mao Wuyong shook hands with him enthusiastically.

After exchanging pleasantries, Mao Wuyong couldn't wait to get to the point:
"Mr. Lu, I heard from Miss Xia in advance that we're planning to enter the VR gaming glasses field. Isn't this a coincidence? We're experts in making glasses!"

Mao Wuyong began to take out various previous products from his other-dimensional pocket as if they were his treasures.

He first demonstrated the "automatic switch voice-controlled sunglasses", claiming that it can automatically open and close the parasol function.

However, this thing itself is a pair of sunglasses. Covering the sunglasses with a parasol is like taking off your pants to fart.

Similar inventions include glasses with electronic mechanical hands that can automatically turn pages of books and glasses that can comb hair...

All of them are useless products in life, and there are also——

Glasses that can translate impromptu speeches: These glasses can translate impromptu speeches in real time, but they always end up translating the speech into ridiculous humorous jokes at critical moments, causing users to always speak in a sarcastic way and ruining many people's business negotiations.

Single-loving glasses: These glasses claim to help users find love, but in reality they only project a series of clumsy love confession lines in front of their eyes, leaving users feeling embarrassed.

Tearful glasses: Mao Wuyong wanted to provide people with comfort when they are sad, so he designed these glasses that automatically moisturize tears, actually spraying a sticky eye drop in the user's eyes.

Originally, he wanted to use these glasses on some friends with low empathy, so that they could cry out loud in critical situations like funerals.

As a result, these glasses made people cry no matter what the occasion was, and they received negative reviews from users and were withdrawn from the market.

"Of course, we have also recently tried some game projects, such as horror glasses. Players who wear them can enjoy the experience of horror games at any time."

Mao Wuyong sighed and continued:

“Originally, many players who purchased the game expected to be able to experience the immersive horror game atmosphere.

But we clearly misjudged user demand.
As a result, the user bought the glasses and just charged them, the glasses started to misbehave. A line of text appeared on them:

"Let me tell you something terrifying. Tomorrow is Monday, and you're about to begin an endless cycle of miserable part-time jobs."

"I'm telling you something terrifying. According to my access to your credit card data, your bank account balance is only in the single digits. How did you end up in such a state? And the landlord is coming to collect the rent tomorrow."

"I'm telling you something terrifying. You're in your thirties and still single, all alone..."

And then, there was no more of this pair of glasses..."

Lu Yu exclaimed.

My goodness, this Mr. Mao is determined to invent glasses in his life, right?
But in fact, Lu Yu was generally very satisfied with him. What he wanted was someone who could make unreliable products!

Then, Lu Yu turned his attention to other employees:
A programmer wearing thick glasses and looking dazed, scratching his head as he walked, as if pondering the meaning of life, and wearing a shirt that looked a little worn.

The female test engineer with greasy hair had red eyes, as if she had just spent a sleepless night. She was wearing a loose sweater and looked lazy and unkempt.

The designer, with his tie tilted and his hair a little messy, fiddled with the elastic band in his pocket as he walked, as if thinking about his next great idea.

The slow and inarticulate copywriter looks like he is ready to leave his work state at any time.

The administrative assistant, holding a folder, walked briskly, but a look of fatigue remained on her face.

These employees walk in a decadent and lazy manner, seeming to be indifferent to formal occasions, and often revealing an attitude of "I don't care about these details."

Lu Yu seemed quite satisfied with these people because there was no light in their eyes!

It's obvious that after following this unreliable boss and experiencing multiple business failures, life has completely smoothed out his edges.

With a weird boss and employees who seem so mediocre and incompetent, there is no doubt that great things will be accomplished!
……

As if worried that Lu Yu would not invest, Mao Wuyong said nervously:

"Boss Lu, what you see of us is just superficial. I, Mao Wuyong, am actually a true idealist.

Before, I was dissatisfied with investors because they simply didn’t understand…”

Then, Mao Wuyong excitedly told Lu Yu about his past where he felt his talent was not appreciated.

In his words, he satirized the impetuousness of the investment circle and the behavior of laymen investing in experts, laymen guiding experts and being eager for quick success.

The more Lu Yu listened to these words, the more satisfied he became.

Overall, Lu Yu was quite surprised by Mao Wuyong's team!
Yes, absolutely right, this is the taste!

Mao Wuyong embodies a childish innocence from beginning to end!

A smell of sour idealism.

I am not wrong, it is the whole world that is wrong. It is so right.

Lu Yu immediately made the decision, and Taoyuan Township would fully acquire Wushayui Technology. ...

After learning of Taoyuan Township's impending acquisition, Xia Shangyu came over and asked worriedly, "Mr. Lu, are you really going to take over Mr. Mao's team entirely?"

Lu Yu nodded: "Accept, of course accept, why not accept?

Miss Xia, you are worthy of being the top headhunter I rely on. Such a top-notch team can help you find someone from a vast crowd.

Increase performance, and increase performance vigorously!"

Xia Shangyu felt guilty, but she didn't dare to tell Lu Yu.

Because it didn't take her much effort to find Mao Wuyong's team.

When she got home that night, she casually glanced at her WeChat Moments and saw her friend Lao Wu in the investment circle cursing on WeChat:
"Honestly, I've never seen a team tank so badly."

So she left a message on Lao Wu's WeChat, asked a few questions, and asked for his contact information.

The whole process takes no more than 5 minutes.

That's it.

Seeing that she could earn such a large performance salary so easily, Xia Shangyu couldn't help but cover her face in shame.

But...how should I put it, this feeling of slacking off with high benefits is...quite good. What's the matter?

……

A few days later, after completing various procedures for investment and mergers and acquisitions.

Lu Yu went to Mao Wuyong's company.

The moment he stepped into "Useless Technology Co., Ltd.", a strange atmosphere hit him.

The first thing that catches your eye is the slogan on the company's gate, which reads "Welcome to useless technology, let innovation return to its most original form." The handwriting is crooked, as if it was written with toes.

Entering the company lobby, there are some strange slogans hanging on the wall, such as "Failure is the stepmother of the mother of success", and a strange company vision picture with a little man in a sweatshirt holding a light bulb called "Brain Hole" in his hand.

Various slogans are posted on the office doors on both sides of the corridor, such as "The way to fight internal circulation, how to dance with decadence", and there is also an announcement declaring that the company's upcoming new product is a "puzzle that can find its own mistakes."

Lu Yu was quite satisfied with these publicity. It was obvious that they were not something that someone who worked a serious job every day could come up with.

Entering the office, Mao Wuyong's team members were strolling around leisurely. Some were playing games in the corner, some were hunched over the table reading novels, and some were in a daze while stirring a strange drink.

The office supplies on the desk are even more unique. A strange device that combines a coffee machine and a folding bed is eye-catching, and the keyboard keys are covered with strange symbols.

In the center of the office area, there's what looks like an invention lab, a jumble of colorful cables, parts, and various instruments. On the wall hangs a huge whiteboard covered in doodles and diagrams, seemingly unrelated to technology.

Seeing the big boss coming in person to give guidance, Mao Wuyong and other employees were a little nervous at first.

Lu Yu waved his hand: "You guys continue to be busy, and I will synchronize all the benefits from the company headquarters as soon as possible."

"Great!"

Everyone clapped and cheered excitedly.

Mao Wuyong began to introduce him to the backbone of the company:

Wang Xiaolai, the company's technical guru, often lazes at his desk, code scrolling slowly before him while he plays games on his phone. His desk is covered in snack bags, forming a rainbow-colored "snack wall."

Zhao Rui, the colleague in charge of marketing, always looked dazed. On his desk sat a copy of "Marketing 101," which he had opened countless times, yet he knew nothing about marketing planning.

Chen Ping is a programmer at the company. He is always dissatisfied with the code he writes and complains every day. His desk is piled with various self-deprecating cartoon emoticon pillows.

Zhang Meng, the company's copy editor, always stares at her computer with a dazed look on her face. Her desk is piled high with printed manuscripts, but she can never quite remember what she wrote.

Yang Siwei is the company's project manager. He always holds a coffee cup seriously, but in fact the cup contains his newly invented "automatic hot and cold adjustment coffee cup", but the actual effect is worrying.

"Very good, really very good."

Lu Yu became more and more satisfied with this group of employees who were giving up. In the eyes of others, they would definitely stay away from these geniuses, but Lu Yu treated them all as treasures.

He is so good at displaying and fishing, it is obvious that he is a big producer.

……

Lu Yu called Mao Wuyong to the conference room.

"Mr. Lu, Taoyuan Township is already quite famous in the gaming field. Our first gaming device will definitely attract attention from the outside world. What are your requirements?"

Mao Wuyong seemed quite nervous.

"There's no need to be nervous. My requirements are simple: no taboos."

Lu Yu said: "How did you develop products when you started your business before? Do the same thing with your products later."

"But, according to our previous route, everything has failed."

"That's the problem with those stupid investors. They just don't understand."

Lu Yu said righteously, "I am optimistic about you, and Taoyuan Township will inject 50 million yuan into you in advance as the first step of research and development investment."

It doesn't matter if you try and make mistakes in product development.

Mao Wuyong nodded, deeply moved.

……

Three days later, Lu Yu received the first draft of the VR gaming glasses design concept sent by Mao Wuyong in his company mailbox.

So he called all the key employees of the head office to the conference room to discuss the matter with everyone.

"This plan is just a general direction. Please see if there is anything you need to add."

The PPT lists the product selling points of this gaming glasses:
Emotion-aware light source: The light detector on the device can sense the player's emotions and adjust the device status according to the player's state, providing players with a more personalized gaming experience.

3D Sound Projection: Using acoustic technology, the sounds in the game are projected in three dimensions in reality, allowing players to more accurately determine the location of the sound source.

Realistic perception simulation allows players to fully immerse themselves in the virtual world.

For example, the game console is equipped with a smell generator. Through the built-in smell synthesizer, the scenes in the game will randomly produce different smells, such as sea breeze, floral fragrance, etc.

Similarly, there is immersive taste: the food in the game can produce corresponding taste sensations in reality through the taste simulation system.

Real physical feedback: The built-in neural vibration stimulation module can stimulate the player's nerve endings through weak electric currents, allowing the player to feel touch and warmth in the game. There is also physical feedback, such as the beautiful girl's Dabi Kabuto.

Extra-dimensional tactile strips: A special tactile strip is embedded in the edge of the glasses, so that the player's face in the game can feel the temperature, humidity, and even the lips of female characters in the virtual world.

To this end, these glasses will be equipped with some weird peripherals.
In order to simulate the realistic sense of touch as much as possible, Wushayong Technology is contacting the bionic silicone product factory with which it has cooperated before.

"..."

The conference room fell into collective silence.

I always feel that compared with the current wave of VR, this game console is too...rebellious.

How should I put it, it feels like it's tilted in a weird direction.

Chu Xiong was stunned. He said, "Brother Lu, forgive me for being blunt, but you call these VR gaming glasses? Someone who doesn't know would think we're selling some weird healthcare product."

(End of this chapter)

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