Chapter 261 Paladin Elsabel is incapable of drinking (2 in 1 order required)

At this time, Elsabel was closest to the enemy camp.

She silently calculated in her mind that the Warcraft King had been stabbed by her, and the Warcraft cadre Tanzel was no match for her. If she launched a surprise attack, it would be possible to save Fina.

Just as she was about to take action, suddenly——

A magic circle with strange patterns appeared on the ground in front of her, a powerful dark aura emerged, and a pair of blood-red eyes flickered in the darkness.

Immediately afterwards, an evil girl slowly appeared on the field.

Her face is both weird and cute. Against the backdrop of her Gothic Lolita skirt, her skin is as pale as a vampire.

Her long hair cascaded down to her waist like a black waterfall, like the wings of a bat spread out, casting a dark shadow on the ground. The surrounding aura seemed to become eerie and gloomy at her presence.

Seeing the newcomer, all the monsters present, including the Monster King, bowed their heads and saluted:

"Mira-sama!"

Mira landed gracefully on the ground, her blood-red pupils scanning the still restless Elsabel. She smiled slightly, revealing her sharp fangs:
"Hmph, a mere human, do you think you can defeat a rock with an egg?"

Elsabel gripped the holy sword tightly, her eyes firm: "I only know that I can't let you hurt my companions."

Mira sneered, and black mist swirled around her, forming a solid barrier. Elsabel tried to break through, but found the barrier indestructible. The power of the holy sword seemed to fall into an endless abyss.

Perhaps annoyed by the female knight's constant attacks, Mira stretched out her slender jade fingers and snapped them at Elsabel.

"Sure move: Telekinesis!"

Biu~
The next second, she had a triangular cotton hat in her hand.

The hat has blue and white stripes and a cute bow sewn on the front.

"This hat is of good quality. I didn't expect that the Chief Paladin, who looks so majestic and holy, has such a girly side."

The evil girl rubbed the hat, sniffed the fragrance on it, and then twirled it playfully between her fingertips.

Feeling the chill, Elsabel quickly covered her skirt armor, her face flushed.

She bit her teeth lightly, and a hint of panic was revealed in her majestic voice: "Give it back to me!"

As a noble paladin, having his other side discovered in front of the soldiers of both armies was a scene tantamount to public execution.

Elsabel temporarily lost her fighting ability.

The barrage of music:

"It's the classic blue and white stripes again. Does the designer at Taoyuan Township have some obsession with blue and white stripes?"

"Just tell me whether you like it or not?"

"Coach, I want to learn this too."

At this time, Fina had been embraced by the evil god Mira.

Fina fell into a coma, and the evil god Mira held her carefully.

“Hiss—hiss—hiss—”

Mira's expression showed a high-spirited face, and she kept kissing Fina's little face.

“prprpr…”

The tip of his tongue emitted a trace of hot air and began to kiss the neck.

"Stop it, you weird perverted woman, let my sister go!"

Xiaoyu roared excitedly.

The Warcraft King walked up to Mira and sneered:
"Stop struggling in vain. Within this young woman named Fina lies the ultimate power that our Warcraft clan craves. When that power awakens, she will guide the Warcraft clan and become the new masters of the world."

Mira smiled gently and looked at Xiaoyu:

"This is the fate of your Silva family. Humans, just continue to enjoy the last bit of beauty in the brief time you have left."

She spread her wings, blood-red lines lit up, and thick black fog gradually engulfed her and the other monsters, and the army of monsters disappeared on the spot.

Ok?
Xiaoyu was angry, but suddenly became alert.

It seemed that the phantom that appeared before them before had also said something similar, saying that they were children of the Silva family.

But they don't have this last name at all.

Seeing Fina disappear, Moe Girl and her other friends also looked worried.

Seeing everyone's depressed mood, Elsabel comforted them:

"Everyone cheer up, sister Fina is still waiting for us to rescue her.

And we haven’t gained nothing.”

Elsabel flipped her hand over and in her hand was a green potion bottle.

"I took this from the Beast King's pocket when I stabbed him just now."

The knights cheered: "Great! The people of Cecil City are saved."

……

Later, with the help of the antidote, the plague in the city gradually stopped.

Xiaoyu reunites with her mother and the villagers of Kalapam village.

The mother cried with joy, hugged Xiaoyu tightly, and asked about her well-being.

The village chief was very pleased to see Xiaoyu achieve such success in such a short time away from home:

"You are worthy of being my chosen candidate for the God of Cuteness. You are the pride of our Kalapam Village."

The mother glanced at the large group of girls around Xiaoyu and said with emotion:
"Wow, our Xiaoyu has made it big. He actually brought so many girls home. Which one is your girlfriend?"

As soon as these words came out, the friends and cute girls around him all blushed and lowered their heads.

Mom's face changed. Could it be all of them?

She pulled Xiaoyu aside and whispered, "Well, our family can't afford to support so many wives..."

Xiaoyu was confused: "Mom, what are you talking about? These are just ordinary companions I met during my travels."

"Haha, I'm an experienced person. I can tell whether you are interested in me or not."

Seeing that she couldn't convince her, Xiaoyu had no choice but to change the subject: "By the way, Fina..."

Halfway through his speech, he suddenly stopped alertly.

By the way, we can’t tell Fina that she was captured by the evil god now, otherwise it will only make her more worried.
So he changed the topic and said, "I found a clue about Fina. I guess she will be able to go home soon."

He thought for a moment and continued, "Mom, do you know who the Silva family is? Does anyone in our family have the surname Silva?"

"Eh?"

Shock and astonishment clearly appeared on the other person's face. He was stunned for a long while before muttering:
"How... did you know this name?"

"I heard about it by chance while traveling."

"Is that so... I don't know."

Xiaoyu could clearly see that her mother was hesitant in her answer, and she was afraid that there was some truth that she had not told her.

Besides, she obviously didn't want to say it.

After leaving home, Ada found Xiaoyu and discussed with her:
"The term 'Silva Family' was first proposed by the phantom we met in the future. So why don't we find a way to go back to the future and ask that phantom for clarification?"

If we can crack this secret, we might be able to learn the real reason why the evil god abducted Mira, and thus better prepare for a rescue."

Xiaoyu nodded and said, "I agree. But...the space-time rift has never appeared again. How can we travel through time and space again?"

Elsabel, who was standing by, heard this conversation and took the initiative to come over and say:
“I have a clue about this matter.

I heard that the prize for this year's "Moe Fighter Gym Tournament" in the Cecil Kingdom is a passage contract to the "Divine Beast Realm". Once you obtain this contract, you will have the opportunity to come into contact with the four divine beasts.

In the ancient legends of the Lan Ya Continent, the four great beasts have always been able to tear apart space and travel through time and space."

Xiaoyu then remembered that he also had the identity of a "cute fighter".

As long as you are a cute fighter, you can go to your own place to participate in the gym challenge. After challenging the eight gyms across the continent, you can participate in the finals "Cute God Altar" where masters gather.

The Cecil Kingdom's Moe Fighter Gym is not far from the royal capital.

This gym is the next destination of everyone's journey.

……

In the evening, the White Rose Knights held a celebration banquet at the Big Maple Tree, a tavern in Cecil City.

Xiaoyu and others, as heroes in the battle to defend the city, were naturally invited as guests of honor.

The atmosphere in the pub was unusually lively, the lights were dim, and a lute band was playing cheerful music in the corner.
On the spacious bar counter, there is a wide variety of rum, exuding an enticing aroma. The bunny girl bartender skillfully fills each guest's glass with fine wine.

The knights held wine glasses, sang and danced,

Having never tasted this kind of human drink before, the cute girls gradually became intoxicated. The slime girl was so excited that her body kept expanding and shrinking like a lively balloon, making the guests laugh.

The Fire Dragon Lady continued to breathe out dragon breath, igniting the alcohol in the wine glass and creating a dazzling fire show.

The spider girl sprayed spider silk and kept hanging the guests who lost the drinking contest on the beams, while the fox girl danced on the stage, attracting the attention of LSPs with her charming dance moves and agile steps.

Xiaoyu was still thinking about his sister, drinking alone in the corner of the bar.

Paladin Elsabel, seeing Xiaoyu feeling down, came over with two glasses of wine.

She handed Xiaoyu a glass of wine:

"Don't worry. Since the evil god Mira loves your sister so much, she will definitely not harm her easily. Only by relaxing appropriately can you save your sister."

Xiaoyu took it and said with a smile:
"Well, thanks, cheers!"

Seeing that her comfort worked, a smile appeared on Elsabel's slightly drunk face.

However, she drank too much and staggered, her body swaying and about to fall to the ground.

Seeing that the Paladin was drunk, Xiaoyu quickly reached out to help him.

However, at this moment, the balance between the two was completely lost. After the Paladin fell, Xiaoyu also slipped and fell on him.

"oops!"

Elsabel moaned and lay on her back on the floor. Her blue eyes were full of seductive charm, her golden hair was loose, and her whole body looked soft.

The already exaggerated cleavage appears even fuller in this awkward posture.

Xiaoyu was a little confused by this sudden scene, and looked at the Paladin below with a blushing face.

"Oops!"

He was startled and tried to stand up quickly, but his hands were in a mess due to his confusion.

The arms that were supporting the floor slipped and his head crashed directly into the other person's body.

duang~duang~duang~
Xiaoyu's head was bounced back and forth, and she was dizzy.

The barrage is flooding the screen like crazy:

"Ahhhhhhhhh, I want to quit the game now, now!"

"My chow, is it really that chewy?"

"I'm so jealous. I want facial cleanser too."

At this time, although Xiaoyu was still confused, the Paladin quickly regained his composure:
"Your sword hits me. Take it away quickly, or my skirt armor will be pierced."

After all, she had just been aided by the evil god in telekinesis during the day, and she had not had time to go home to change clothes. If her armor was damaged again, she would really be dead.

Xiaoyu pointed behind herself blankly.

"Sir Paladin, what are you talking about? My sword is clearly on my back."

Elsabel was shocked and fell into deep thought.

……

The next day, Xiaoyu and his group said goodbye to their families and set off for the Cecil Moe Fighter Gym.

As a result, not long after the group's carriage left, Elsabel caught up on horseback.

Xiao Yu asked curiously, "Sir Paladin, does Her Majesty the Queen have anything else to tell you?"

"No, I want to travel with you."

Elsabel pointed to the bag behind her.

Ada stuck her head out of the carriage and asked, "Why? Doesn't the Kingdom of Cecil need your protection anymore?"

Elsabel nodded and said:
"I've allocated a portion of the Paladin's divine power to create a protective magic circle covering the royal capital. This magic circle will be sufficient to sustain it for a while. Moreover, Her Majesty the Queen and I can use communication magic to keep in touch at any time."

Afterwards, Elsabel was also invited by Xiaoyu and sat in the carriage.

Xiaoyu sat in the middle, with Miss Paladin on the left and Miss Mechanic Ada on the right, and suddenly felt a lot more crowded.

Heya, who was sitting opposite, looked at Elsabel, then looked at Ada, and said with a wicked smile, "
"Miss Paladin, the gap between our strength and yours is too great. Aren't you worried that traveling with us, a burden, will hinder you?"

Elsabel tucked her blonde bangs behind her ears and said calmly:

"Although your current strength is still very weak, I see your infinite possibilities, especially you."

She pointed at Xiaoyu beside her.

"I?"

Xiaoyu looked stunned.

"Yes, I can sense that your holy sword is incredibly powerful. In time, it will become a great weapon.

I want to see for myself the limits of this sword."

As soon as Elsabel finished speaking, Ada interrupted with a sneer:
"But unfortunately, Lord Paladin, times have changed. The future belongs to the era of high-tech weapons, so Xiaoyu should start practicing the use of firearms from now on."

Elsabel smiled and said:

"That's hard to say. If I have time, I wouldn't mind showing Miss Ada the charm of cold weapons."

"I couldn't ask for more." Adam rubbed his hands, eager to try.

Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle...

The two women's eyes met in front of Xiaoyu, and a fierce flame burst out.

The barrage of music:

"The Shura Field has begun!"

"Brothers, open the market and start trading stocks!"

"What's the point of opening a game? Doesn't this game have an intimacy system? Isn't it the player who decides who you end up with?"

"Oh, I almost forgot. It depends on what the host likes."

Lu Yu, who was live streaming the game, glanced at Liu Mengyuan beside him.

This beautiful lady was holding her chin and looking straight at him, her peach blossom eyes gradually becoming kinder.

The strong desire to survive made Lu Yu calmly say:

"Well, I don't trade any stocks. There are thousands of rivers in the world, and my bucket is already full of water."

[Your girlfriend, Liu Mengyuan, is very satisfied with your answer. Leisure Points +30]

……

One day later, the group arrived at the Moe Fighter Gym in the Cecil Kingdom.

When everyone saw the exterior of the gym, they were stunned.

The gym is like a pink fantasy fairytale castle, as if it came from a girls' comic, and it is out of tune with the surrounding scenery.

The entire castle is a dazzling pink and purple hue, with its exterior walls made up of giant candies and pink candy waterfalls cascading down from above.

At the entrance are two huge dessert doors made of chocolate, decorated with candy frosting patterns, like the smiling faces of sweet girls.

The gym's sign on the door reads: "Barbara's Dream World"

The castle has a lovely wave shape, and in the sunlight, the entire building sparkles with a dreamy pink glow.

In the square in front of the main entrance, colorful petals fall from the pink bubble fountain from time to time.

A huge statue of a cute fighter stands in front of the fountain.

But what shocked everyone was that this was clearly the image of a muscular uncle, but he was holding a huge pink sword and wearing a flowing little skirt, which was very visually impactful.

Below the statue, five powerful characters are engraved: "Love is justice!"

"Is... is there really no problem here?" Everyone looked at each other, their hearts beating nervously.

Xiaoyu asked Elsabel about the situation here, and she also shook her head:

“The Moe Fighter Gym is not under the jurisdiction of the Cecil Royal Family. All Moe Fighter Gyms across the continent are under the unified jurisdiction of the Moe Fighter Alliance. Therefore, I have never set foot on this land.

Today, it seems... indeed... quite shocking."

However, when they pushed open the gym's door, their expressions were even more shocked.

The moment you push open the door of the gym, a hall with the same exterior style as the castle appears before you.

In the center of the hall is a huge pink stage, piled with various soft chocolate cookies and candies.

In the center of the stage stood a man, who was the owner of this Moe Fighter Gym.

His tall and burly figure was wearing a pink dress with a heart-shaped cutout on the chest. The dress was so tight due to muscle tension that it seemed like it would burst at any moment.

He had two ponytails, rough features, and his unshaven face was heavily made up and blushed.

"Welcome to Barbara's Dream World. I am the host here - Ms. Barbara!"

He smiled sideways, showing off his teeth, and waved his arms, showing off his biceps.

The moment he waved, a large number of heart-shaped bubbles appeared on the stage.

At this moment, the lights in the hall suddenly came on, and everyone realized that the auditorium around the stage was already full.

The enthusiastic spectators held up Barbara's fan signs and cheered:

"Barbara, the cutest in the world!"

"Barbara, the cutest in the world!"

"Barbara, the cutest in the world!"

Looking at this bizarre scene that only appeared in nightmares, Xiaoyu swallowed and asked, "Should we leave immediately?"

But at this moment, the door behind him suddenly closed.

Barbara said with a smile through the megaphone: "Come and have a cute showdown with me, young man, um~(^_-)"

(End of this chapter)

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