In order to live in seclusion, I tricked my roommate into falling in love.

Chapter 24 Unintentionally creepy
Because of the stadium incident in the morning, beauties stood guard in front of the dormitory building throughout the afternoon, and many people saw the "beauties of the sports academy" during dinner.

There is a process of information fermentation and integration.

It turns out that’s Viagra’s girl!
Don’t underestimate him because he is just a freshman. Now, no matter what grade he is in, even graduate students have to shout “Viagra”!

So cool.

This is a 211 university after all, and there will never be any low-level low-level bullying like bullying by senior students or student unions.

In addition to studying, the boys can brag, drink heavily, play poker and mahjong. If they can watch action movies together, they have a strong relationship. On the other hand, playing ball and picking up girls is not something that everyone can do.

Most of those school sweethearts who are handsome and playful are the ones who are intentionally or unintentionally isolated in the boys' dormitories.

Except for a few who have extremely high emotional intelligence and are able to get along with each other, no one wants to go out with girls. They are all secretly looking for him to make him feel more trustworthy.

It feels like Huang Yongjian is a bit unpopular now, who told him to break away from the masses so quickly.

But Viagra is different.

People have long publicly said that they are slovenly and unkempt all day long just to leave a way for everyone to survive.

He obviously has special skills, but a country bumpkin like Huang Yongjian can find such a good girlfriend with casual guidance, and he never flirts with her.

Going to school in silence, reading in silence, going to the cafeteria... He really couldn't keep a low profile. At any time, a group of boys were vying to buy him food.

At this point, everyone quietly got away, staggering the meal time to try not to be surrounded by everyone.

In fact, he has quite a lot of character.

Everyone in a good university respects this kind of guy who studies silently and keeps silent, and he is obviously not lonely and weird.

So when the first-year boys from the Department of Agriculture began to post photos and videos of the stadium, almost all the boys were reminded to take a peek outside the dormitory in the afternoon. There were also those who didn't come back at noon and caught a glimpse of the beautiful running girl outside.

All the photos and videos were integrated, and it was pointed out that the other party was a freshman majoring in broadcasting at the School of Film and Television this year.

An absolute freshman-level beauty, she is competitive among professional college beauties and even school beauties.

Future female anchor!
He just knocked Viagra to the ground in the stadium with such certainty and ruthlessness.

Everyone saw that there was no attempt to strike up a conversation or flirt with the girl, it was the beauty who sprinted a hundred meters to counterattack.

Later, all the boys saw with their own eyes that the beautiful woman came downstairs of the dormitory by herself, scanned the power bank and slowly stood in the crowd.

It has always been the boys who squatted on the girls. What kind of demonic scene is this, but it's actually the other way around.

Even running so beautifully and handsome in the end, I must be looking for Viagra!

Anyway, even Huang Yongjian contributed: "I must have gone on a date with Viagra. What level does Viagra have? I have been reminded repeatedly not to give gifts. It will have no use other than being a licking dog or a backup. The best way is to date." , and it’s a high-quality and interesting date, and feeling is the most important thing!”

Many boys crowded around Huang Yongjian and took notes.

So how can it be interesting?
After returning to the dormitory, Zi Xiaowei showed it to everyone.

As soon as he appeared in the dormitory area, all kinds of exaggerated cries and howls broke out.

The boys who squeezed out from the canteen, small supermarket, and small restaurant after hearing the news were all making fun, whistling, and heckling.

He also generously showed off the funny posture of walking in a military parade.

He even turned his head to the left and right and saluted in a serious manner!
Maybe the little bit of envy and jealousy the boys had has turned into hahaha.

I think this guy is really not pretending, and he is so cool.

Someone who knew me couldn't help but hook up and ask if Viagra was going on a date with the host's sister.

He shook his head and gestured to the book in his hand: "A wise man never falls in love. Obviously I am not stupid."

Others expressed disbelief: "So beautiful!"

As a result, Zi Xiaowei easily pretended: "Is it important to me to be beautiful? Appearance is like passing smoke. What I want is an interesting soul."

The kind of certainty that whenever I think about it, there will be a beautiful girl.

This caused everyone to start to cry out in pain: "Why can't I get a date? I want to get a date with a girl too!" Zi Xiaowei put down his saluting hand and looked at the man's appearance: "You're still okay. What do the girls say?"

This person hurriedly said: "I asked her to have barbecue, but she said she would lose weight. I said drink milk tea, but she still lost weight. I asked her to go to dinner, but she still wanted to lose weight. Anyway, she couldn't make the date!"

Everyone has a trembling and majestic figure in their minds.

Zi Xiaowei came up with a bad idea: "Then you send her a message and say that other people lose weight because they don't look good when they are fat. You don't look good to begin with. Why do you want to lose weight? And if you lose weight, you should reduce your breasts first. If you lose weight again, it will probably be gone. You Let’s see if she can get out.”

The tone was so sincere that it was hard to tell whether it was sarcasm or cross-dressing. Everyone was stunned for a moment.

So the boy actually touched his phone and was about to send it!

Zi Xiaowei was so frightened that he hugged him quickly: "Joking and joking, the main thing is to be funny. It's like humor. It has to be cultivated. Try to impress the girls, but it must not be negative."

The science students felt that the class was about to start: "What about?"

Teacher Zi opened her mouth and said, "For example, if you add a girl on WeChat, you usually say hello or something, and then start a conversation. This is wrong. Take the initiative to bring up topics that the other person might be interested in, such as idol chasing, cosmetics, and school and class topics. Don't always ask her if she ate shit, because this is the beginning of our happiness! Did you eat shit? This is the beginning of our fate!"

Mad, this kind of interesting guy is liked by all men.

He doesn't even look like a rich man, and he doesn't even look like Yushu Linfeng in his appearance. He's just interesting.

In his student days when body and appearance were king, it was indeed easy for him to surpass ordinary girls.

Indeed only fairies are worthy of it.

The boys were shouting and following each other, asking all kinds of questions.

Zi Xiaowei still has his own understanding: "Don't just immerse yourself in reading, eating, drinking and having fun is not a waste of time. Life is about constantly feeling and experiencing, and you don't necessarily have to do things that everyone thinks are meaningful. This may not be a waste of time." So anxious and internally consumed.”

The Juan Kings actually felt secretly relieved after hearing this.

He even handed over his mobile phone without hesitation: "Viagra, help me feel my pulse..."

Normally Zi Xiaowei would definitely disdain it.

Now the hole dug by Gao Tingting has to be filled up before she can return to a low-key state of seclusion: "I hope to find a 2D person who can drive, who can often take her to travel around the country? Brother, you must be able to examine questions, drive, and lead She, that is, she doesn’t know how to do it, and she doesn’t have a car. The two-dimensional dimension is synonymous with people who are stupid and have a lot of money. In total, she is responsible for lying down and playing, and you are stupid and bear everything..."

The boys gasped.

But this is not shocking. A very quiet graduate student quietly handed over his mobile phone, and there was an invitation from a girl.

Even though Zi Xiaowei was well-informed, it was horrifying to read: "We are preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination. There is too much internal friction around us. The pressure is so great and I feel so depressed. Come to the corner of the south building square and kiss each other every day to comfort each other. Not in love? Your junior sister?"

The graduate student nodded shyly.

Zi Xiaowei pointed to the mobile phone and lowered his voice: "It's time to review the questions. The key words are that the postgraduate entrance examination is stressful and feels very depressing. The rest are all disguises. Can you put the brakes on with a kiss? Especially when she hinted that you can be more proactive. It's just that you are not responsible for decompressing." , can you bear it?"

The graduate student was still blushing, and the faces surrounding him were as dense as a sack of soybeans, and they all listened with gusto.

Zi Xiaowei deliberately made everyone be wary: "Why do you need to specify a location? It is most likely a surveillance area. The text clearly states that it is just a kiss. If you cross the line a little bit, you will directly call the police and sue for harassment and stalking for a long time, which will cause her great pressure and serious It affects the postgraduate entrance examination, and I already have symptoms of depression and suicidal tendencies, how should you deal with it?"

The boys were collectively stunned. Is society so cruel?
Zi Xiaowei took the opportunity to get away and handed back the phone: "Her purpose is very simple, to protect her research, maybe she can exchange your research for her research. Of course, I am just talking nonsense. You should weigh the risks of this little romance yourself." Bar."

I'm sure these guys are all gynophobic.

After returning to the dormitory, Zhou Linpeng and Shi Liang closed the door and whispered: "Damn it, is it so scary?"

Zi Xiaowei snickered again: "I'm just trying to scare everyone, there's no harm in being careful, but the campus is much simpler in comparison. As a roommate, I still encourage you to try it when you have time. I can help you feel the pulse."

In fact, just now he suddenly remembered the scene between Boss Dai and himself in the carriage. Could it be that Diane did it on purpose?

It could be a test, it could be a trap, or it could be a toy between father and son.

This is too dangerous.

That's why I felt so horrified that I was about to walk over the edge of the cliff.

(End of this chapter)