In order to live in seclusion, I tricked my roommate into falling in love.

Chapter 13: Just a little attack is the limit of this rank
Zi Xiaowei definitely became famous in one battle tonight.

Because as the four guys came out, they were asked casually by the boys playing in the corridor: "Oh, why are you going on a date dressed up with eyebrows and stars at this time?"

Wasn't it just that before going out, Zi Xiaowei casually shaped Huang Yongjian's eyebrows?

Many boys ignore this detail that can easily improve their appearance, and spend their whole lives growing naturally like a haystack.

It was astonishing that the beasts with a mean heart could see the difference with their sharp eyes.

Then Zhou Linpeng couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

Convey the meaning of uh-huh.

Boom, the whole dormitory building was boiling.

Not to mention the freshmen in adjacent dormitories and similar majors, even the boys from other departments, grades, upstairs and downstairs came out to watch the fun.

Because there was an average-looking boy in his freshman year who actually got a haircut and a change of clothes to wear Xixi clothes, and he was able to get more than a dozen girls to ask for his trust.

This matter may have a higher impact on boys than girls.

After all, according to statistics, only about 30% of college students have experienced love and sex in their career.

Most of them have been single for a few years. Who doesn’t want sweet love and a sweet girl?

During the day today, I secretly went to get a haircut, especially those with chestnut haircuts of two to three centimeters and American short haircuts.
He was also secretive, fearing that others would see his thoughts.

Look at people, they are actually going on dates now!
Shock!

In fact, Zhou Linpeng couldn't restrain his complicated mood.

Because Huang Yongjian followed what Zi Xiaowei said and sent a message asking the girl to go downstairs: "Don't watch movies or eat on the first date. Any enclosed space is a huge threshold. Girls are naturally sensitive to enclosed spaces. That’s why there are so many people looking for you and Weixin at the stadium..."

Zhou Linpeng and Shi Liang saw that their roommates were getting nervous again, and they even made noises: "We have closed the door, and it doesn't matter if we are rejected..."

The girl over there had already replied before she finished speaking!

Huang Yongjian jumped up with excitement, why did the two frozen people feel a little sour.

When the piles of boys came downstairs, surrounding the lucky guy, they all had this inexplicable feeling.

I hate seeing my brother suffer hardship, and I am even more afraid of my brother driving a Land Rover.

Some even slapped Huang Yongjian on the head as a joke, neither lightly nor harshly.

Zi Xiaowei shook his head, these childish guys are really scary: "If you mess up Huang Yongjian's good deeds, be careful he turns around and hits each one..."

Everyone immediately relaxed the atmosphere and laughed happily: "Thank you for not killing me!"

"No, no, let's just take a look, from a distance..."

Huang Yongjian also quickly handed over his hands and begged for mercy: "Absolutely not, thank you brothers for cheering and being brave..."

It can be seen that even if he was a bit frivolous in high school, it was accidental and he had never experienced such a scene.

Excited and nervous at the same time.

As I walked toward the girls' dormitory, my steps were weak. I looked at Zi Xiaowei more than once, with a timid look that made me want to give up.

They were all told to hurry up by the indifferent military advisor!
If you don’t take the first step, how will you ever have a peaceful sleep?

So when we walked to the girls' dormitory building a few hundred meters away, there were probably hundreds of people there!

Just like Causeway Bay leading a team to kill people, it is quite eye-catching.

There are also many boys who came from the classroom, library, stadium and even outside the school after getting the news.

Everyone wants to witness this gossip.

Zi Xiaowei stopped and set up camp beside a turning bush where the light was slightly dim.

He hugged Huang Yongjian and whispered: "Just chat a few words about school, weather, hometown, just what you Weixin often talk about, and then just say that you have a crush on her."

Huang Yongjian's mouth was trembling: "No, how can you say it's so simple? I'm confused in my head..."

The military advisor ruthlessly encouraged: "Strengthen your virtues of honesty and simplicity. Go ahead. If it doesn't work, just make a fist with your five fingers on the back and we will support you."

From the other roommates to the boys who were close acquaintances, they all craned their necks to listen and nodded in unison.

When Huang Yongjian was pushed out and walked towards the open space in front of the girls' dormitory building, a large number of people craned their necks to look, and even squatted down to look into the bushes, like a bunch of periscopes.

Zi Xiaowei quickly told them to get away.

Someone sighed: "It seems like we are fighting in battle..."

Big heart’s playfulness: “Don’t drive!”

More often than not, they quietly hold up their mobile phones to take a telephoto shot, zoom in, and post to the group to sigh or laugh at.

Then sharp-eyed: "Here he is! He's out, damn, there's a girl with him!"

Those who said this actually turned back to Zi Xiaowei subconsciously, just like a messenger reporting a message.

The military advisor was used to it: "They are also classmates and roommates we have just met. It is normal to actively help make decisions, just like girls who have to find a partner to go to the bathroom during class. However, there are many girls who are deliberately jealous of bad guys. Shi Liang, you Go over and help, if that girl tries to push Huang Yongjian, just interrupt and let others talk, find a topic to take the girl away, if that's not enough, you need more support."

The fairer and gentler Shi Liang didn't talk much, but was actually more calm and sociable than Zhou Linpeng. He nodded and left immediately.

Then, even more exaggeratedly, someone held up their phone and zoomed in for Zi Xiaowei to see. It seemed as if he was the one making all the calls and that he was the one in charge.

Maybe it was the scene of harvesting Weixin in the stadium that made the boys believe in the Viagra religion.

In fact, Zi Xiaowei felt more confident when he saw the happy expression on the student Song's face when he came down. He tilted his head and asked Zhou Linpeng to go to the store opposite the dormitory to buy something.

He casually pointed out to the idiots: "It's not difficult to chase girls. At least college is much easier than working. It's worth the experience without neglecting your studies. Don't believe those online tips for picking up girls, a hundred greasy sentences, and generous words." Frank communication is just a matter of probability."

The would-be top students are actually very easy to learn: "Looking at you giving Ajian these instructions, it obviously improves the probability a lot."

"There must be some details that need to be paid attention to. I don't think anyone else can copy the homework."

Shi Liang lived up to his mission. He reached out to hook Huang Yongjian's shoulder, joked a little and took away the female roommate who had been expressive a lot. It seemed that he was going to the milk tea shop over there.

Zi Xiaowei also commented: "You see, Shi Liang is not chasing girls for himself. He is open-minded and open-minded without any ulterior motives. If he uses the same mentality when chasing girls, he will win half the battle. He will secretly fall in love with and peek at others when they first start to fall in love." Being sneaky seems very vulgar, so naturally it’s not flattering.”

Even those who spread out and held up their periscopes unconsciously gathered towards him. Good words.

In fact, the only men and women left suddenly in the distance were a little at a loss.

But Zi Xiaowei's advice to Huang Yongjian is obviously useful. Since being honest and simple is an advantage, then just be honest and don't force yourself to be cool and talk and laugh.

The tall, muscular boy who was scratching his head desperately from time to time made the girl look up and chuckle, occasionally say a few words, and couldn't help but shake her shoulders.

In fact, this classmate Song Huifang is not the kind of beautiful woman, but she has a round face and a well-proportioned face, and her shoulder-length hair is very peaceful.

This innocent act of falling in love reminded Zi Xiaowei of Aunt Dai when she was facing her father.

Young and invincible!

Some of the boys around me sighed quietly: "Wow, it seems like there is a light in your eyes. Is this what it feels like?"

The matchmaker affirmed: "It's basically done. Please take it back a little bit and don't disturb others."

There was a crowd of exclamations congratulating this competition, but they all retreated into the shadow of the trees at the corner, and it actually felt like they were advancing and retreating together under forbidden rules.

Boys are naturally united on this kind of thing.

At this moment, he suddenly saw Huang Yongjian start to quietly grab his hands behind him, opening and closing his fingers. He must have run out of words.

Zi Xiaowei laughed again: "I'm still nervous. I'm too concerned about gains and losses. If I face the girl I like, I'll take it easy. There will be endless topics to talk about. In fact, I should pay more attention to the girl's reaction at this time. She obviously listens. You have to be happy, you can say whatever you want, you don’t have to worry too much, but of course those obscene and outrageous words are definitely not allowed..."

When he said this, Zhou Linpeng already knew how to hurry over just by looking at him.

However, he was not as generous as Shi Liang, and he even brought two boys with him.

So many people held up their mobile phones to take pictures, and a scene that was later widely circulated appeared.

Three boys walked past from behind, pretending to be nonchalant.

After passing by Huang Yong for fitness, Zhou Linpeng suddenly stuffed a bouquet of flowers hidden among them into the palm of his hand that was desperately asking for help.

Huang Yongjian definitely didn't expect this kind of support. He picked it up and took a look at it in disbelief!
What a bouquet of flowers!

Not many, only about a dozen, "casual romance" wrapped in old newspapers, but it definitely means that.

The grown-up boy who had never sent flowers before turned his head and looked this way in confusion and surprise.

Everything is happy here.

Song Huifang could no longer suppress her laughter as she covered her mouth with her hands.

But Zhou Linpeng and the others had delivered Dongfeng Express and were evacuating as if nothing had happened.

Unexpectedly, the entire girls' dormitory let out loud screams...

There are countless mobile phones taking photos with flashlights!

The boys who were hiding in the corner didn't even notice that there were girls hiding in the numerous balconies and windows upstairs who were also watching!

No wonder the front of the girls' dormitory building, which was usually crowded with people, was empty before, but now it is crowded with interested girls.

It turns out that the girls are also cooperating?

This crazy movement frightened Huang Yongjian so much that his shoulders hunched up, but he took advantage of the situation and took the flowers in front of him.

Miss Song couldn't wait any longer, so she simply reached out and grabbed the bouquet, and proudly turned around and waved to the people upstairs like an Olympic champion.

After causing a lot of people to scream more violently, they waved to the boys to thank them.

Zi Xiaowei felt that this girl was really good, and ordered everyone: "Okay, okay, let's all... shout, 'You just need to be happy, don't worry about our sorrows,' and then retreat!"

Everyone hurriedly shouted in unison before laughing wildly.

Amidst the sporadic shouts of "then retreat" from a few clueless guys, everyone left hahahaha.

Even Shi Liang lost sight of the girl who was drinking milk tea together and rushed over to join the main force.

I could also hear the girls behind me screaming in unison: "As long as you are happy, don't worry about our sorrows..."

They all feel that this is the kind of college life I yearn for.

The military strategist just prays that the snort monster will not come back tonight...

(End of this chapter)