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Chapter 14 I'm the one who plays the little eunuch
Chapter 14 I'm the one who plays the little eunuch
He Daqi was stunned when he saw this introduction. How long would he need to sleep to complete the simulation for one hour or one month?
Fortunately, he then saw the supplementary introduction. When each film and television world is forced to experience the plot, it will not burden the host's body, and the default time is the maximum limit, which is one year per hour.
He Daqi selected the default time and clicked to enter.
In a flash, he became a little eunuch.
The key point is that this little eunuch did an unlucky job, which was to carry the chamber pot for Shunzhi.
At first, he didn't know how to deal with things and was beaten twice in three days.
He Daqi felt very guilty when he possessed him.
All day long, I watched this little eunuch busying around in the Forbidden City. His only chance of happiness was to steal a few oranges.
He was a shifty man who wanted to find a lover but didn't dare to ask for it. He followed a palace maid named Huabuzi all day long. No matter what delicious food he secretly took, he would give a portion to this palace maid.
As the plot develops, he recognizes the eunuch Wu Liangfu as his father, and with his help, Huabuzi becomes the emperor's concubine.
What follows is a series of fierce battles among the women in the harem.
Huabuzi's father died, her child died, and later Huabuzi also died.
Wu Liangfu was also betrayed by him because of the leak of secrets. Fortunately, he still had some conscience and sent Wu Liangfu's little white flower to Tong Layue.
It took less than three years for the story to come to an end.
He Daqi opened his eyes and saw that only three hours had passed. He had gone to bed at five o'clock, and it was only eight o'clock in the evening.
He didn't think he had any experience, did he? He had observed how the young eunuchs lived. And why were all the harems filled with psychopaths? They were mistreating people everywhere, as if only fools were immune to harm.
Since he was free anyway, He Daqi clicked to enter again.
"Xiao Da La, come and help me carry it!" a young eunuch shouted to He Daqi.
He Daqi was stunned for a long time, then he felt all over his body, and only breathed a sigh of relief when he found that his vitals were still there.
Fortunately, fortunately, I almost thought I became a eunuch during the simulation.
He ignored the eunuch who asked him for help and wandered around the palace leisurely. He wanted to see what the emperor's harem looked like.
This world seems a bit real. He Daqi listened to the birds singing and smelled the fragrance of flowers. He pinched himself and actually felt the pain.
No wonder the time speed is increased when the physical fitness is improved. Otherwise, wouldn’t it be so painful to get injured in the film and television world?
Thinking of this, He Daqi paused and quickly looked to see if there was an exit option. There were two temporary exit methods. One was to choose to pause, and then continue to follow the plot next time you exit. The other was to directly shout to exit the simulation, which was equivalent to restarting directly.
He Daqi breathed a sigh of relief and continued strolling.
"What are you doing? No one is allowed to enter the Queen Mother's bedroom without permission!"
Two guards held He Daqi on the left and right and pressed him to the ground.
"Brothers, I'm new here and don't know the rules. Please let me go and I'll leave right away." He Daqi didn't even see where these two people came from, and suddenly they pressed him to the ground.
"Who is the elder brother of you, a eunuch?!" A guard grinned and kneed He Daqi in the lower back.
"Fuck, do you want to die?" He Daqi started to curse in pain.
"What are you arguing about?" An old eunuch came over.
"Eunuch Li, we've caught a traitor who wants to murder the Queen Mother!"
"Oh? Bring him in and let the Empress Dowager decide." The old eunuch looked at He Daqi as if he were a dead person, then led the way into the garden.
He Daqi was pushed and taken to a pavilion.
The Queen Mother, who looked exactly like the one in the TV series, was drinking tea in the pavilion. When she saw He Daqi being escorted over, she asked nonchalantly, "What's going on?"
"The guards said they caught a traitor who wanted to murder you." The old eunuch reported softly.
"Oh? Ask who is behind this." The Queen Mother said with a chuckle.
"Tell me, who asked you to murder the empress dowager?" the old eunuch came over and asked.
He Daqi discovered a bug in this world at this moment. Because it was a film and television drama, in order to recruit fewer extras during the filming, there was no one around the empress dowager except two palace maids and two eunuchs.
Including the two guards escorting him, there were only seven people in the entire Empress Dowager's bedroom. The funniest thing was that the two guards were so skinny, as if they had not eaten enough.
He Daqi felt a little bit uncomfortable with just quitting like that. Damn, he was just hit by the knee, and he had to avenge himself.
"It was the guard on my left who was instigating this. He told me that once we get in front of the empress dowager, we'll attack together." He Daqi nodded and gestured towards the guard who had hit him with his knee.
As soon as these words were spoken, all the palace maids and eunuchs took a step back, fearing that the two would really fight.
The guard on the right also became alert, his attention no longer on He Daqi, but on the guard on the left.
"What the hell are you talking about?" The guard on the left looked ferocious and wanted to draw his sword.
"How dare you! What do you want to do in front of the Queen Mother?" the old eunuch shouted, then shrank away.
"Drag him away and have him beaten to death. He is not telling the truth." The Queen Mother remained calm in the face of danger. If He Daqi had not noticed that she tensed her legs, he would have almost believed it.
After all, there was a thorn in their hearts. The two guards were not paying much attention when they were escorting He Daqi. The one on the left was thinking about how to prove his innocence afterwards, and the one on the right was secretly observing the guard on the left.
This gave He Daqi an opportunity. He pulled his arm violently, then rolled over and grabbed two handfuls of dirt from the garden and threw them on the faces of the two guards.
Without even checking the effect, he turned around and ran towards the Queen Mother, gave the old eunuch a black eye, kicked the young eunuch aside, grabbed the Queen Mother's neck, pulled out a hairpin from her head, and put it in front of her eyes.
"You fucking mean caning to death if you say so. Is it because your father and mother were caned to death that you remember caning to death?" He Daqi asked, pinching the empress dowager's neck.
"Someone come quickly! There's an assassin!" The old eunuch shouted in a shrill voice as if he had been castrated again.
"I will kill all your nine clans!" The Queen Mother's face was already distorted, and now it was ashen-blue, like a zombie that had just shed its hair.
"Take a break! Tell them not to come over, or I'll stab you!" He Daqi sneered. "Don't come over!" The Queen Mother screamed in a shrill voice, then angrily asked He Daqi, "Whatever you want, I can agree to it as long as it's not too unreasonable."
"What can you, an old bitch, have?" He Daqi asked back with disdain. Things in the simulated training space could not be brought into reality, so it would be in vain for this old witch to agree to any conditions.
He moved the hairpin forward a little more, scaring the empress dowager so much that she kept shrinking her neck.
"If you ask someone to chop off the two guards who were escorting me just now, I will let you go." At this moment, He Daqi smiled like a complete villain.
"Did you hear that?" the Queen Mother shouted to the old eunuch.
"I heard it! I heard it!"
At this moment, the garden was full of guards. The old eunuch went over and pulled the guard leader to his side and whispered a few words. The guard leader nodded, called a few confidants, and took the two guards to the pavilion, where they killed them with swords.
He Daqi felt much better.
I took the hairpin and hit the empress dowager in the eyes, saying, "You are so mean!"
Then yell, "Exit simulation!"
My eyes blurred and I returned to reality.
As expected, this harem is full of psychopaths.
I hadn’t even finished the entire day in the simulated training space, and only a minute had passed in reality.
He Daqi was a little unwilling to admit defeat and clicked to enter again.
"How dare you wander around the Queen's chambers!"
"Exit the simulation!"
……
"How dare you not kneel before the Imperial Concubine!"
"Exit the simulation!"
……
"Bold..."
"quit……"
……
It turns out that being a eunuch has such a tiring life.
The shortest stay was less than a day, and the longest was a month. He Daqi went in and out seven or eight times as if he was playing a virtual game.
Only more than an hour had passed since he opened and closed his eyes. The key point was that He Daqi was so stimulated that he had no desire to sleep at all.
Zhou Huimin probably didn't wake him up because she saw that he was asleep. Now he was no longer in He Daqi's arms, but was sitting in front of the computer watching a movie.
He Daqi planned to play for a longer time this time, so he had to sleep through the night, right? It was 9:30 pm now. He would be staying in the simulated training space for nine months, so waking up at 6:30 was just right.
click to enter.
"Little Da La, come and help me lift it!"
"okay!"
He Daqi went over and talked and laughed with the young eunuch as they carried the water into the courtyard.
"It's almost time to get paid. How about we go to the utility room to roll the dice this time?" The young eunuch said to He Daqi while washing clothes while sitting on a bench.
"Forget it. My money is still useful. If you want to go, go by yourself." He Daqi also replied while washing clothes.
"What's it for?"
"Don't tell you."
It’s the day to pay salaries.
After He Daqi received the silver, he gave Wu Liangfu's share and went back to the house to guard it.
When he thought all the eunuchs had left, he returned to Wu Liangfu with a bag of silver.
"Godfather, are you in the room?"
"Who?"
"It's me, Da La Wu." He Daqi said softly.
Wu Liangfu opened the door, smiling, and asked sinisterly, "Who is your godfather?"
"Look, I'm here to honor you." He Daqi handed over the silver.
He took advantage of the many bugs in this world and secretly took some things out of the palace to sell. This bag of silver was saved during this period of time.
Wu Liangfu opened the bundle and took a look, then smiled even brighter: "You are sensible. Tell me, why did you come to see your godfather?"
"Can you arrange a job for me that requires me to leave the palace frequently?" He Daqi said without hesitation. He knew that Wu Liangfu valued Da La Wu very much.
Sure enough, two days later, He Daqi became a purchasing eunuch.
He Daqi's moving work became more enjoyable. Not only did he build a house outside, he also got a fake household registration. He would come out of the palace and wander around whenever he had time, and he also often went to the theater to listen to music.
He suddenly thought that it would be nice to play a eunuch. If he ran out of money, he could get some from the palace. With Wu Liangfu's protection, he wouldn't have to sign in every day.
This is the life a eunuch should live!
(End of this chapter)
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