Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 77 Sakura's True Identity (4000 words)
The two looked at each other and held their breath unconsciously, waiting for Qingquan's reply.

Qingquan was caught off guard by this question. He was stunned at first, then pretended to recall something, and many memories began to flash through his mind.

"Hmm..." He fell into a long silence, as if trapped by the fragments of Shiba Qingquan's memory, sometimes frowning, sometimes relaxing, making Naruto and Sakura more and more anxious.

After a long time, he slowly spoke:
"I don't know why you're asking this question, but every one of my students is exceptional!"

After hearing this, Mingying showed a somewhat disappointed expression. Could it be that they really made a mistake in judgment, and Qingquan was not a time traveler, but a local native who was infected with a strange disease?

However, his strong sense of déjà vu really doesn't make sense.

Looking at the two people with complicated expressions, Qingquan cleared his throat and sighed softly:
"I know you're trying to sow discord between me and those little bastards, but look, I've been with them for so long, I know them inside and out. The moment they lift their legs, I know what they're going to do."

As he spoke, his voice suddenly rose: "Even if it's a piece of stone! If you keep it against your heart, it should warm up by now, right?"

He was full of emotion, and his tone revealed his attachment to the children, which made Sakura stunned.

It makes them look like the villains.

"Okay, that's enough. I'm tired of listening."

Naruto raised his hand to interrupt Qingquan's speech. He had lost all his patience. To use the words of his previous life: Tired, destroy it.

He has to get rid of Shiba Kiyozumi now.

Looking at Sakura, she hesitated for a moment, then nodded without objection.

That's it, you get your lunch box quickly and we'll just be quick.

Just when Naruto was about to ask Qingquan to taste his big and round Rasengan, a strange and perplexing sound was heard around them.

"Chichi! Chichi! Chichi!"

"Squeak-squeak-"

Sakura's expression changed and she said to Naruto, "Let's hide first and talk about Qingquan later."

Naruto immediately realized that this was the inner demon that Sakura had mentioned, but why did the voice sound a bit like that of a big rat?
"Then what should he do?"

"Let him fend for himself."

The two ignored Qingquan and started running to the other side of the corridor. Qingquan looked at them in surprise. His intuition told him that he should hurry up and escape, but the two's behavior just now made him a little scared, so he chose to go upstairs from another corridor.

rustling...

As Naruto ran, he looked back and saw that rats the size of adults began to move towards them in an orderly manner, as if a large-scale plague was raging in the building.

"How about we retreat now?"

"Wait a little longer. The flow of time in the memory space is much slower than in the outside world. A few hours here may only take a few minutes outside."

"Gan!"

The two quickened their pace. At this moment, Naruto suddenly found that the surrounding buildings looked more and more familiar. He looked into one of the rooms in the corridor and saw tables and chairs neatly arranged, and in front of him was a large blackboard.

Isn't this a school?

Aside from the iron bars between the floors, which made the place look like a prison, everything else was just like a school.

Naruto glanced at Sakura, and his guess about Sakura was indeed correct.

Her official job is a teacher.

Naruto suddenly thought of a scene with a huge contrast: Sakura was at the podium, telling the students below about the importance of studying and urging them to play less games, but she herself ascended the throne of King Elden and accepted the worship of the players of the Circle of Magic.

But there is also a highlight here.

Many teachers are proud of their profession, and the memories of school should be precious to them, but this space has become a psychological shadow for Sakura.

This means that she may have experienced something that left her with an extremely unforgettable nightmare at school.

Office politics? Student bullying? Teacher misconduct? Parent unrest?

Countless possibilities instantly popped up in Naruto's mind.

Sakura noticed Naruto's mood, she sighed softly as she ran and said to Naruto: "I will find a time to tell you later, but not now."

Naruto understood and nodded, "Don't worry, I won't ask unless you tell me."

"Squeak!"

Suddenly, a giant rat jumped down the stairs and went after Naruto's back!
"Oh my god, it's so disgusting up close!"

Naruto quickly rolled up the Rasengan and rushed straight towards the Rat, hitting it right in the head.

"Snapped!!"

The rat suddenly exploded, covering half of Naruto's sleeve with black liquid.

This was different from the blood and flesh flying everywhere he had imagined. The liquid in front of him was more like the true form of the mastermind that Chinatsu had mentioned before.

Seeing this, Sakura became anxious and shouted to Naruto, "Get rid of these things quickly! They will pollute your mood if you keep them for too long!"

Naruto quickly fanned his arms to get rid of most of the black liquid.

rustling...

The two continued to run, and the rats crowded together, piled up like piglets. Looking closely, in addition to rats as big as adults, there were also rats of normal size, constantly approaching the two of them.

"These rats should be a reference to the cyberbullying she suffered..." Naruto thought to himself, pulling out a kunai and chopping all the flying rats into two halves.

Some people subconsciously symbolize a specific group. Perhaps for Sakura, those who hurt her are these extremely aggressive rats, whose goal is to completely devour you.

rustling...

"Why are there more and more of them!" Naruto wiped the sweat from his forehead. He and Sakura went from the first floor to the third floor. The rats piled up higher and higher, gradually submerging the first and second floors.

"Has this happened to you before?"

"no!"

Sakura panted, and then punched the ground beside her hard. There was a "bang!" and a huge hole appeared there. The mice fell into the hole and fell back to the second floor.

"Maybe there are too many of us, and this memory space has increased the pollution!"

Naruto understood what was going on, and he created countless shadow clones to surround him and Sakura. The shadow clones looked like they were ready to die, and they took out their kunai and engaged in close combat with the rats.

"Oh!"

"Bang bang!"

Some of the shadow clones were bitten by rats, and some were submerged in black liquid. These painful memories reflected back to the original body, and suddenly Naruto had a splitting headache.

Sakura quickly helped Naruto up and asked hurriedly: "Where's the Nine-Tails? Call it out, we'll just hold on for a while and then go back right away." "It's no use! I just called it, it's like it's fucking asleep!"

Sakura was stunned for a moment, then realized that this so-called memory space did not allow the Nine-Tailed Fox to enter.

Just when the two were about to give up and return to the ninja world through the fragments, a huge noise suddenly erupted around them.

Somewhere on the second floor of the teaching building, rats of all sizes were knocked away by a pair of powerful hands. In an instant, black liquid splashed everywhere, turning the figure in the middle into a human-shaped black mud.

Shiba Kiyozumi continued to attack the tide of rats. He did not use any ninjutsu, but instead used simple and unpretentious punches to smash away all the rats around him, his expression full of determination.

He suddenly looked up and saw the two of them. He bared his white teeth at them and yelled, "Wait a minute!"

The white teeth contrasted sharply with the "black mud" all over his body. If you didn't know, you would think he was filming a commercial for Black Toothpaste.

It must be said that physical strength is really consumed quickly. Even a tough guy like Qingquan can't hold on. He has to let down his guard temporarily and survive first.

Naruto and Sakura exchanged glances before the former used a Rasengan to blast away all the surrounding rats and shouted, "Are we just going to leave him here?"

Sakura's expression was full of doubt. She did not respond to Naruto immediately, but shouted in the direction of Qingquan: "Don't you feel upset?"

"What?"

Xiaoying pointed at the filth on his body, then pointed at her own heart: "Here! Is it blocked?"

"What the hell is this? Why is it so congested?!"

By now, even Naruto realized that something was wrong.

Just now, when he and Sakura were resisting the rat tide, they tried their best to avoid the black filth produced when the rats died, because if they were contaminated for too long, their emotions would be polluted.

The real feeling transmitted by Naruto's shadow clone just now is evidence.

But the black filth on this man's body had clearly turned him into a clay figure, but his mental state still seemed intact, with no signs of contamination!
Naruto looked at Qingquan who was still fighting fiercely against the tide of rats, and a bold idea came to his mind.

Zhiba Qingquan has used various signs to prove that he is extraordinary. He clearly has Lao Li's personality, but he does not admit that he is a time traveler, and he does not show any negative emotions. He can even resist the influence of negative emotions.

Like a monk.

"This guy, in a fairy tale novel, might be a tonic herb. Here, he might become our pawn against the mastermind behind the scenes!"

At this time, Naruto had another bold idea.

Before, because it was inconvenient for him to show up directly, he had not been able to directly start a war with Danzo, but just asked Yugao and the others to find some groundless evidence to attract Hiruzen's attention.

He lacks a 'whistleblower' who can confront Tuan Zang directly and expose all his dirty deeds.

This person cannot be in the same camp as him, but at the same time it is best if he has the characteristic of being nosy, or is kind-hearted in some aspects and is willing to pay a certain price to uphold justice.

It’s better to be a little silly.

Shiba Kiyozumi may not be the most suitable candidate, but he is definitely the best solution at the moment, as long as Naruto can do a good job of ideological work.

The only hidden danger was that he couldn't be caught by the Anbu. This required Qingquan to completely blow the matter up so that Hiruzen wouldn't be able to arrest him openly.

"Qingquan!" Naruto shouted to Qingquan, "If you want to live, show your sincerity!"

"What!?" Qingquan knocked over the rats around him and stepped on their corpses as he crawled towards Naruto and Sakura.

"Fuck, that looks so dirty..." Naruto suppressed the nausea in his heart and continued: "If you go out now, even if you are not hunted by us, you will be hunted by spies. You can either wait for death or join us and work for us!"

Qingquan was stunned. He had run away so hard and was being hunted by all kinds of people, but now one of his enemies was suddenly willing to lay down his knife and offer amnesty?
Is it so twisted?

Qingquan had a temper. He immediately gathered his strength and used all his body strength to bounce away all the mice around him. He then used his toes to jump up suddenly and flew to the third-floor platform of Mingying, then shook off the stains on his body.

"Damn it! You guys fooled me all night, and this is the answer you give me?!"

"Lao Li... no, Qingquan..." Naruto shook his head and motioned for Sakura to take out the fragments: "Now is not the time to bargain. You don't think you have the right to choose, do you?"

"So what?!" Qingquan punched the huge body of a nearby rat with his backhand: "I still have the strength now. At worst, I will fight you!"

At this moment, Sakura took a step forward and gently pushed against the wall.

"Crack!"

A crack appeared in the wall instantly!
Qingquan swallowed, but his expression didn't fall, his hands didn't move stiffly, and his mouth didn't soften at all. He just hummed and said, "Then you guys do it."

Naruto could see there was something to talk about, but he still shook his head silently, pretending to be regretful: "Since you don't want to, then you can stay here and keep them company, come on!"

He roared at Sakura, who immediately injected chakra into the fragments, and instantly, the surroundings around them began to distort.

Qingquan looked at the two of them with a complicated expression, then looked at the surging Shushu, gritted his teeth, and roared, "Alright! I, Qingquan, will do a deal with you!"

Before he could finish, Naruto grabbed his arm and the three of them returned to the same spot they had been teleported to yesterday.

It took several hours in the memory space, but in the ninja world, it only took a few minutes, so the three people were not completely out of danger.

Naruto grabbed a handful of soldiers' food pills, stuffed them into his mouth and chewed them quickly, while Sakura pondered for a moment, quickly formed hand seals, summoned an ordinary water clone, put on a black robe and a mask.

"I only have this much chakra left, Naruto, can you take us away in Flying Thunder God?"

Naruto said nothing, but quickly swallowed the bitter pill, then touched his stomach uncomfortably and said, "I'll give it a try."

He could teleport on his own, but this was the first time he had carried someone away.

After saying that, he grabbed Qingquan's arm, and the destination he had set flashed through his mind - his home.

"Whoosh!"

The two landed at Naruto's house at the same time. Qingquan stood up and saw Naruto summon a shadow clone, while he flew back again.

The shadow clone said to Qingquan, "Sit down first, but don't even think about running away. If you go out now, you'll be killed instantly."

On Sakura's side, Naruto's real body was teleported to her side using the Flying Thunder God Kunai he gave to Sakura.

"Did you make it?"

"Ah."

Naruto didn't waste any words and grabbed Sakura's arm as well.

One more trip and tonight’s events will come to a temporary end.

"Wait a minute!"

At this moment, the two heard a voice coming from behind.

A middle-aged man with long white hair and a forehead protector with the word "oil" on it was looking at them seriously.

(End of this chapter)