Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 65: Disobedient Hongdou Deserves to Be Beaten (First Order Request)

At this point, Naruto's writing speed slowed down again. This plan was not simple. The difficulty lay in not letting anyone know that he was the informer after the secret was leaked.

Otherwise, Orochimaru would settle accounts with him, and Hiruzen would also doubt him.

He continued:
How to reveal Orochimaru's plan without arousing suspicion?

The tip of the pen lingered on the question mark for a long time, then he quickly picked up the pen and wrote another name:
【Moonlight Gale】

According to the original work, during the Chunin Exam, he was discovered and murdered because he overheard the secret conversation between Kabuto Yakushi and Maki the Sand Ninja. However, his death did not attract enough attention from the Anbu, which led to the smooth implementation of the Collapse Plan.

[The death of Gekko Hayate can be used as evidence that Orochimaru is plotting to destroy Konoha. The question is, how can I use this to achieve my own goal?

If Hayate is saved, he will most likely directly carry out the Sand Ninja's conspiracy. When the real intention is revealed, the two sides may start fighting directly?
But how can I save Hayate? My Flying Thunder God is not proficient enough, and I have to fly to Hayate first and take him away, which may expose me.

Moreover, I also need to know the time and place of Ji Feng's death in advance. And Ji Feng may have been killed by now...

No, my idea is wrong.

Naruto put down his pen, rubbed his swollen temples, and let his mind clear for a moment.

One minute later.

"Huh? Yes!"

He picked up his pen again and wrote:
[I don't need to save Gekko Hayate, I just need to let the Anbu blame the Sand Ninja for Hayate's death. Yes, suspicion.

A solid hammer represents conclusive evidence, but suspicion requires expending manpower and material resources on investigation, so what I need is to establish a chain of suspicion and create chaos!
In this case, the Anbu will have to send people to investigate Hayate's death.

Here I think of another person, Mao Yue Xi Yan, as Hayate's partner, she naturally has the motivation to track down the murderer for his death.

Using her as a pretext to spread rumors and create chaos, I'll take advantage of the moment when the Anbu's attention is distracted to kill Qingquan and silence her.]

After writing this, Naruto read it from beginning to end several times. After confirming that it was correct, he tore off the papers, found matches and burned them all.

"Although this plan isn't very thorough, it's simple. The only key person we really need to contact is Xiyan."

After all, the more complex the plan, the more room there is for things to go wrong.

As for how to contact Uzuki Yugao, he already had a candidate in mind:
Mitarashi red beans.

He immediately took out the little snake and began to transmit a message to it: "Is Hongdou here? Got your message."

After a while, he noticed that the little snake was still the same as before and did not react at all.

"What the hell? Is there something wrong with this little snake?" Naruto placed the little snake flat on the palm of his hand and observed it carefully. The white little snake was lazily spitting out its tongue, and its pair of snake eyes were lazy, obviously completely accustomed to Naruto's scrutiny.

"That doesn't make sense. I've been feeding him well all this time..." Naruto coughed and raised his voice again:

"Hongdou, are you there? If you are, call me back. It's urgent."

After a while, the little snake still didn't respond.

"Red beans, red beans, red beans, red beans, red beans, red beans..." Naruto kept repeating over and over again, making the little snake a little helpless.

This repeated for about half a minute, and finally the voice of a mature woman came from the little snake:
"What's the matter... I've been busy lately, so it's not very convenient to talk."

"Oh?" Naruto said to the little snake calmly, "Meet me at the training ground at 8 o'clock tonight. I have something important to tell you." He was hesitant to tell the little snake about important things. Who knows if anyone would eavesdrop.

But the woman on the other end of the snake was obviously hesitant: "Well... I'm really busy lately. Why don't you just talk here? There's no one around."

"No." Naruto said firmly, repeating his previous words: "Tonight at 8 o'clock, the training ground."

At the same time, he began to wonder in his heart: What important thing? Could it be that Ji Feng was killed last night?
The little snake was silent for a long time before Hongdou's somewhat embarrassed voice came: "Listen, I've helped you many times. Logically, we should have been even... You, you shouldn't bother me anymore."

Naruto was stunned. Why did these words sound like he was confessing his feelings to a girl and getting rejected?!

He didn't say anything for a long time, then laughed out of anger.

I give up, you really think I'm looking for trouble to harass you, right? You ordinary woman!
Naruto's tone became tougher: "Hehe, you can try not coming tonight and see what the consequences will be."

The little snake's tone also began to get a little anxious: "Please don't be like this. I have done what you asked. What else do you want from me now?"

I'm not going to eat you... Naruto snorted coldly at the little snake, saying that if she didn't come tonight, he would definitely be around Hiruzen, and emphasized that he was now a favorite around Hiruzen.

It’s not that Naruto has to be a yellow-haired man, but he must be ruthless now, otherwise, he will be the one to fall.

Cancel contact and put the snake in your pocket.

Naruto's brows did not relax because of this. He now had to think about how he should convince Hongdou to help him in the evening.

To be fair, their dealings had ceased, and unless Naruto continued to provide her with benefits, there was no reason for the two to interact.

It's really one difficulty after another, right?
But he couldn't provide any benefits to Hongdou, just like he couldn't provide any benefits to Kyuubi in the beginning. He could only forcibly seize power through PUA.

Wait, PUA?

Naruto suddenly remembered an analysis of the character Red Bean in a post when he was browsing the forum.

The post believes that in addition to the master-disciple relationship, Red Bean and Orochimaru may have a deeper emotional entanglement.

It is true that Orochimaru has always controlled Red Bean, but he only provided her with basic protection and minimal warmth in the process of training her. This caused Red Bean to show obvious traumatic stress response after being abandoned, in other words, PTSD.

The evidence is: while she was hunting down Orochimaru, her micro-expressions reflected her anger at being abandoned and her desire to prove herself.

There are also shadows of Orochimaru in her own personality, but she immediately shows weakness when encountering things related to Orochimaru, just like she was willing to make a deal with Naruto in order to make him hide some facts.

Looking at this now, everyone should know how to make Hongdou obedient, right?

The key is to take advantage of her mental state.

Thinking of this, Naruto sighed softly.

"Although this is a bit evil, it happened suddenly and I don't have much choice. If you don't obey, I will be the one to be eliminated in the end."

He created a shadow clone in the room, continued to practice the new technique, and waited for the night to come.

Hongdou deserves to be beaten if she doesn't obey.

(End of this chapter)