Witty Naruto Life
Chapter 60: Shiba Kiyozumi, danger!
Chapter 60: Shiba Kiyozumi, danger!
Qingquan lay back in his seat. He scratched his scalp, looked at the booklet in the trash can that was already torn to pieces, and felt a little awkward about the class teaching that was about to begin.
Otherwise, can you borrow a booklet from someone?
Although he was already a cultured person, teachers still needed textbooks to give lectures. He couldn't just go to meet those little brats empty-handed, could he? Qingquan, apart from other things, respected scholars the most.
He glanced at the unshaven Chunin teacher in front of his workstation, who had his head buried deep in his desk. "Hey, you, can you lend me the Ninja Code of Conduct?"
The bearded Chunin raised his head, looked at Qingquan with some surprise, and raised his hand to hand him the booklet beside him.
"Qingquan, you didn't lose the booklet, did you?"
"Oh, how could I, Shiba Qingquan, make such a low-level mistake." Qingquan showed an honest smile, reached out to take the booklet and waved his hand.
The bearded man always felt that something was wrong, but he was in a hurry to finish the materials, so he didn't think about it and buried his head in the desk again.
Qingquan opened the booklet again and took out a pen. Unlike last time, he did not act on impulse, but began to make annotations on it.
For example, cross out "Mission takes precedence over personal life" or write a red pen over "Abandon teammates when necessary" to read: "Even if the gods come, you must carry back the bodies of your brothers!"
"Yeah." Qingquan was very satisfied with his comments.
"Ding-ling-ling~" The class bell rang on time. The guy stood up straight, pulled up his trousers, and walked towards the classroom with sharp eyes, like a general rushing to the battlefield.
the other side.
The students in the classroom were drowsy. Although the first class was the most energetic, this class was taught by Mr. Shiba Qingquan, who was usually the most meticulous. The most recent classes were still the most boring "Ninja Code of Conduct".
This is the equivalent of modern society's moral education. Although necessary, the principles in the book are still a bit boring for children.
Konohamaru was sitting by the window at the edge of the classroom, spinning a pen idly, thinking in his mind about how to improve his harem skills.
Naruto-san had only visited me once recently, and he'd thrown himself into training. I had nothing else to do, and yet I had to take a boring ninja theory class. Was that reasonable? It wasn't.
"Oh~" He felt hopeless. If Teacher Qingquan hadn't been overly concerned about attendance, he would have sneaked out to play long ago.
"Boom!"
The thunderous sound of footsteps was heard, and Konohamaru's body trembled. This pace was not Qingquan's. Could it be that the class had changed? His expression instantly showed joy.
He suddenly became alert, but soon he saw a burly figure standing in front of the door, with a pair of eyes that were intimidating without anger, wrinkled forehead wrinkles, and thick eyebrows that were lively.
The children fell silent, feeling somewhat puzzled. Teacher Qingquan seemed a little different today.
Only Konohamaru's mood instantly dropped when he saw Chiyo's swimsuit photo.
It’s still this old antique.
But Qingquan felt the exact opposite.
Hey! I’m a teacher now!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel his blood boiling, and the excitement in his heart was hard to contain. So, this tough guy walked up to the podium in a carefree manner, threw the booklet on the table, put his arms on his waist, and moved his head.
"My fellow students, oh, should I say, my fellow brothers of Konoha, if I have done anything wrong in the past and have offended you, and you are feeling resentful or unhappy, please bear with me."
I don't know why I looked around with a smug look on my face, as if I had turned into a general on the battlefield. Then, I suddenly raised my voice:
"Of course, you have to bear it for me even if you don't want to. Otherwise, what else can you do?!"
The children stared wide-eyed, looking around, questioning their lives. If they had read the original novel, they would have doubted whether they had already entered the world of Infinite Tsukuyomi.
"Old, teacher?"
"Huh?!" Qingquan's eagle eyes immediately looked at the girl with glasses in the front row. She was the student with the best theoretical grades in the class.
"We have no objection to you... Can we start the lecture?" Her voice was weak, and she was obviously frightened by Qingquan.
Qingquan nodded in satisfaction, and became more and more excited as he spoke: "Hey, you can't beat me anyway. If anyone has any objections, come to the front of the podium and practice with me!"
The classroom was as quiet as death. Everyone looked at each other, completely unable to understand Qingquan's provocation.
This is how time travelers are, they can just go crazy as they please, but the NPCs in the original novel have a lot to consider.
At this moment, a figure by the window sat up straight. Although Konohamaru didn't know what happened, he felt inexplicably excited listening to Teacher Qingquan's speech today.
"Okay, today, let's talk about what the fucking Will of Fire is."
Qingquan rolled up his sleeves, picked up the chalk and quickly wrote a few big words on the blackboard. After he finished, he looked at the blackboard with a smug look on his face, looking intoxicated.
Is this what it feels like to be a teacher writing on the blackboard? I love it.
Qingquan turned around and saw everyone opening their textbooks. He immediately put on a stern face and said, "Close all these textbooks!"
"what……"
"What happened to Teacher Qingquan today?"
"How strange! Teacher Qingquan clearly said that textbooks are the most important..."
The doubts that had been suppressed for a long time finally burst out in the classroom like a flood. Everyone whispered, and the sound quickly drowned out the clear spring.
Qingquan narrowed his eyes, not surprised by everyone's reaction. Back then, he was also a troublemaker in the team, and was always beaten by the leader. Who hasn't had a time when they are willful and arrogant?
But he suddenly raised his hand, and the damn carats gathered in his hand as if instinctively, and then he slammed it heavily on the desk!
"Snapped!!"
The sound was like an explosion, scaring the girls in the class to scream and the boys to cover their faces. The whole classroom was in chaos with clanging sounds.
"Damn it, you're not even paying attention, are you?!" Qingquan's eyes widened as he cursed fiercely, "Look at you, you're still using textbooks in class? Are we going to kill you with textbooks when the enemy comes?!"
Everyone was shocked. It turns out that there are no textbooks in class?
"Listen carefully, I've studied the Will of Fire. It's very simple. I don't need this crappy book at all!"
Qingquan paced back and forth, as if trying to plow a path under the podium. He suddenly slapped his muscular chest with a sonorous and powerful voice like a bell:
"The so-called will of fire is a kind of spirit! When two meet on a narrow road, the brave prevail! When facing a powerful opponent, even if you know you cannot win, you must still draw your sword! Even if you fall, you must become a mountain! A ridge! Burn yourself to illuminate others!"
The exclamation marks all over the sky could not fully express the excitement of Shiba Qingquan at this moment. In the chaos, the young seedlings of Konoha seemed to have met Jin Ke La. Although the taste was a bit strong, damn, it was really nutritious.
Konohamaru stood up excitedly. He didn't know why he was so excited, but he just felt that Teacher Qingquan was particularly handsome today.
Some shadowy corner outside the classroom.
Iruka stared blankly at the scene in front of him, as if he had fallen into an icy cave.
"We must report to the Hokage immediately..." He took out his handkerchief tremblingly and wiped the sweat off his face.
However, our Comrade Qingquan doesn't know anything about Anbu interrogation and memory reading. He only knows that he had a great time teaching the class today.
Some readers have commented that the Qingquan portrayed in these two chapters is too naive, contradicting Li Yunlong's image of resourcefulness and a rough yet subtle character. I admit, judging by these two chapters alone, that's true. However, this is because the chapters are relatively short, and I couldn't showcase all of his strengths in one go. This character's characterization will be fully fleshed out in the following chapters.
(End of this chapter)
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