Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 58 Naruto's Diary (Part )

After much thought, I decided to put Hiruzen's issue aside for now and deal with it later.

……

7 month 12 day.

Sakura borrowed the black fragment from me, saying that she wanted to study its principles and maybe find the correct way to use it.

Well, I'll leave the posture issue to her.

This is actually quite good. I have been very busy recently and have too many things to think about, so I can share some of the burden with her.

How does that saying go? A man and a woman working together makes work less tiring.
Another weird thing happened, my little wife Hinata actually knocked on my door and gave me her homemade ointment!

I was scared to death. I thought a time traveler had possessed her body. I followed her for a long time and confirmed that there should be no problem.

The question is, why did she suddenly take the initiative?
Could it be that my aura as a time traveler, Yanzu, alarmed her?

Alas, there is no other way. The author can only write me as Daniel Wu, because only in this way can the readers feel involved enough.

Well, let's observe Hinata again...

By the way, I still didn’t meet Jiraiya today. Did I remember the time wrong?
That's not right. In the original work, after Orochimaru banned my account, it was Jiraiya who helped me unblock it. Otherwise, how could I have defeated Neji?

And even summoning techniques are needed to defeat Gaara...

Maybe the timing is not right. I will try going to the bathhouse in the morning tomorrow and attending classes at Hiruzen's place in the afternoon.

……

7 month 13 day.

Still haven't met Jiraiya.

Sakura ignored me, and it seemed like she hadn't made any progress for the time being.

However, I ran into the white-clothed Anbu again in the afternoon. He chatted with me and said that Sakura had been meeting Bai frequently recently and seemed to be researching new techniques?

Bullfrog, Bullfrog, but I think you are also watching me, right?
He even ran into me twice in a row, haha.

But I understand why Hiruzen is monitoring me, because I vaguely sensed that there were black-clad Anbu following me last night, most likely from the Root.

I laughed, Danzo is so realistic, right?!

But this reminds me that I can't chat with Sakura privately anymore. The relaxation plan is temporarily cancelled. At least we can't have frequent contact before the third exam.

In the evening, Iruka invited me to eat noodles again.

I chatted with him about family matters for a long time, and before I knew it, we had been talking for too long. I decided to relax tonight and not practice.

But I noticed that he looked at me with a complicated look, maybe because I was now close to Hiruzen, and there was a distance between us, which was not good!

It seems I have to get married right away and then have him attend as my father. (bushi)

just kidding.

It was a pleasant evening, the only annoying thing was that Danzo's dog followed me like a shadow and continued to stalk me until I got home.

Okay, okay Danzo, our feud is complete. It’s up to you whether I will kill you in the future or not.

……

7 month 14 day.

It's so strange that Sasuke actually found me on his own initiative.

He looked like he had been training with Kakashi for a while, his hair had grown a lot longer. Then he asked me if Hiruzen had taught me any new techniques, as if he was trying to find out about the enemy's situation.

Are you still that cool and arrogant guy?
Later, when I asked, I found out that Kakashi had mentioned to him that Hiruzen taught me a new technique, in order to stimulate him to practice hard. This reason convinced me, and I gave up the possibility that Sasuke was possessed by a time traveler.

But out of revolutionary comradeship, I still exchanged some experiences with him about shurikenjutsu. Before leaving, we briefly discussed the curse seal. Thanks to me, he's now unusually calm about it, but he hasn't said he'll never use it.

It's boring. Sasuke who doesn't have the second disease is like a leg essence without black silk, which makes people feel dull.
In the afternoon, I designed my own Flying Thunder God mark, and I already have some basic understanding of how to mark it.

However, it is still difficult to put it into practice, but I have a feeling that before the third exam officially arrives, I will learn this technique and will not need to use the Nine-Tailed Fox to fight Neji.

This is very good. Gradually get rid of the influence of the Nine-Tailed Fox and use more of your own strength so that you won't be controlled by the Nine-Tailed Fox.

In the evening, I went to the spiritual space specifically to start a new round of conversation with Jiuwei.

The content of the conversation is no longer mainly about PUA. Before, I did this mainly for emergency use. Now, I need to consider becoming a perfect Jinchūriki.

The threat from the mastermind is still there, so it makes perfect sense for me to become a perfect Jinchūriki ahead of time.

As we all know, the condition for becoming a perfect Jinchūriki is to have the Nine-Tails fight alongside him.

This is a bit difficult. I can't remember how Naruto persuaded the Nine-Tailed Fox with words in the original work. It seems like he just shouted a slogan and flashed back some memories, and the Nine-Tailed Fox said, "Okay, okay, I promise you"?

Anyway, let's try to impress Kyuubi emotionally first... But its current impression of me is that of a "slippery old fox", and I'm afraid that everything I say will be interpreted by it as having ulterior motives.

Difficult to do.

Besides, it’s been several days, shouldn’t a new time traveler appear by now?
It seems that after the time travel, these new people appear one after another, but this also illustrates a problem: the new time travelers are most likely not in Konoha.

Judging from Black Hand's performance, we can basically reach a consensus: Black Hand is unlikely to allow normal people to travel through the ninja world. Newcomers are likely to have suffered psychological trauma or are marginalized people in society.

In other words, if a time traveler appeared in Konoha, he or she would most likely have caused some trouble, but now everyone around me is safe and sound, and the people around me are generally normal. The only change is that there are slightly more Anbu around.

But this is something I brought upon myself, and has nothing to do with the new time traveler.

In short, be mentally prepared, because if you meet time travelers again, you will probably have to fight a fierce battle with them.

I'm not a comedian, so if I expect to get along well with time travelers, I'd rather hope I'm Masashi Kishimoto.

……

Late night on July 7th.

Konoha Village.

In an ordinary little house, a sleeping figure unconsciously turned over, facing the window, making a snoring sound.

The moonlight shone on his slightly weathered face, and the breeze gently lifted a corner of the quilt, revealing his strong muscles.

On the bedside table next to the bed was a photo of him and a group of children. In the photo, he had a bright smile and faint crow's feet at the corners of his eyes.

There was an envelope under the photo, with a line of crooked small words visible on the top:

Dear Mr. Shiba Kiyozumi:

Suddenly, the man's whole body shook violently and he opened his eyes suddenly.

He blinked first, then slowly closed his eyes and continued to sleep, but soon felt that the touch of his body had changed significantly from before.

So soft and fluffy.

He jumped up, looked left and right, and wow, it was completely different from where he slept before!

Afterwards, he felt uncomfortable all over and began to scratch his back frantically - mainly because the material was not rough at all, which made him very uncomfortable.

Finally, I just took off my pajamas and threw them aside.

There was nothing he could do. He was just a rough man and had not received much education. In those days, the way he communicated with people was to curse. The boss would curse the second-in-command, and the leader would curse the subordinates. He lived like this all his life.

In the end, he completely realized that something was wrong, so he naturally started to curse and began to greet the family tree:
"What the hell, where did this get me?!"

(End of this chapter)