Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 38 Step on me? Hehehe.

Orochimaru had a smile on his face and looked at the increasingly thick smog in front of him with a playful look.

"They were able to strike first and remain calm even after a successful attack. They are really tough prey." He commented on the performance of the two indifferently, just like diners in a restaurant evaluating the food on the table.

He stared at Sasuke with aggressive eyes, then suddenly raised his head, opened his mouth wide, and a body covered with thick mucus slowly slid out.

Sasuke was stunned. The physically uncomfortable scene before him exceeded his cognition and made him forget to act for a moment.

"Pa!" A slap hit the back of Sasuke's head. Sakura, with a serious look in her eyes, appeared from behind: "Don't be distracted. Try to finish him off in one go."

Sasuke was stunned. He didn't expect Sakura to seem calmer than him, and he suddenly felt a little tight in his chest.

"Tsk," he muttered softly, then said to Sakura: "I'll take the lead from now on, you..."

But before he could finish, Orochimaru, who was shedding his skin, suddenly sped up and slid towards Sasuke like a python!
His back half turned completely into a snake shape, causing Sasuke's pupils to shrink and his reaction to be half a beat slower.

"Water Release·Water Dragon Bullet!"

But then a delicate cry came from the haze, and a dragon-shaped water column wrapped in water vapor shot up into the sky, roaring and charging towards Orochimaru!

The earth is filled with murderous intent, dragons and snakes emerge from the land!

Orochimaru was not annoyed at all. He took out a sticky kunai from his mouth, easily dodged the water dragon bullet, and rushed towards Sasuke in a winding manner.

Sasuke finally reacted. He took out a kunai with steel wire from his ninja tool bag and threw it at Orochimaru. Orochimaru deflected it with one blow, and the water dragon bomb slammed into the ground. The rushing water vapor bounced the kunai that had been deflected back towards Orochimaru again!

This is a clever combination of shurikenjutsu and water jutsu.

Orochimaru turned his head slightly and adjusted his body in a way that went against inertia, narrowly avoiding the kunai. His twisted posture made the scene seem bizarre.

Sasuke couldn't help but feel resentful, and at the same time, the youthful spirit in his heart became restless again.

Since the formation of Team 7, Naruto and Sakura have each had their own moments of brilliance, but Uchiha Sasuke's performance has been mediocre. Even the enemy in front of him was stunned by their cunning tactics, and even had to be patted on the back of the head by Sakura to remind him.

Is revenge really possible at this level?
Orochimaru caught Sasuke's gaze and immediately transformed his lower body into a human shape. He stretched out his finger and hooked it at Sasuke, his eyes full of provocation.

It's like saying: Come here!
"Damn it..." Sasuke immediately got a little carried away. He rushed towards Orochimaru with full fighting spirit, but the latter retreated instead and began to circle around with Sasuke in the woods.

Sakura quickly caught up, yelling, "Slow down, it's a trap!"

"Stop talking nonsense and catch up!"

Sakura frowned. Sasuke had already started to act on impulse, his thoughts written all over his face.

She was about to hurry up to catch up, but suddenly she saw some crooked words written on a tree trunk somewhere.

……

【Step on me? Hehe.】

Naruto frowned, repeating the words on the tree trunk in a low voice, and paced back and forth.

The mark was fresh, likely made recently, ruling out the possibility of the crime being committed before an exam. The inscription was in Japanese, not Chinese. Other than that, there were no other clues.

What does this mean? Pay attention to me? Naruto couldn't help but feel confused.

In fact, when Naruto saw the words "step on me", he subconsciously recalled his childhood memories. Long ago, when QQ Space was still very popular, many QQ friends would leave "step on me" messages on each other's Spaces to express their visit and greetings.

But obviously, that's not what the time traveler meant.

Suddenly, he stopped, his expression a little strange. "Hiss... can't it be... that's what you mean?"

Thanks to the Internet, Naruto had the opportunity to see all kinds of monsters while surfing the Internet in his previous life, and one of them was a person with unique XP, which impressed Naruto.

Thinking of this, the words in front of him suddenly became dazzling in Naruto's eyes.

"Oh my god, what kind of perverts are these..." Naruto felt a toothache. Is this ninja world a huge "don't laugh" challenge?

Can you dress more normally?

Naruto suddenly became hesitant. He immediately gave up his original plan and began to rush towards Sakura.

He was a little afraid to think about it. What would happen if Zuo Ying was caught by this pervert? One was a sissy, and the other... was also a sissy.

……

On the other side, Sakura's expression wasn't much better, or rather, it was uglier than ever before.

【Lick feet? Hehe.】

"Down, down, down, down...down man!"

She couldn't help but scream, hugged her chest tightly with her hands, and her body was covered with goose bumps, looking like she had PTSD.

In her previous life, when she was live-streaming the Dharma Circle, the most common types of private messages she received were: those who wanted to support her, those who wanted to be her master, and those who wanted her to be their master.

Among them, the last type of private messages made her feel particularly nauseous, because they were often accompanied by unsightly pictures, as if they were selling themselves, or in other words, it was a "seller's show."

It fully demonstrates biodiversity.

Sakura's legs began to tremble uncontrollably. This feeling was just like the pervert on the Internet was going to meet her in person offline. It was creepy.

"Is that Orochimaru?" Sakura was in a state of panic. Although she hadn't seen Orochimaru leave any marks on the tree trunks during the battle, she couldn't rule out the possibility that he was using the fog to conceal himself.

If it really is Orochimaru, then Sasuke is in trouble, as if a red "Danger" has popped up on his head!
But on second thought, Orochimaru's performance was still consistent with his character. Most importantly, Sasuke broke through the original work, leaving her with no basis for judgment.

Do you want to catch up?
Sakura thought for a moment, suppressed the fear in her heart, and began to move slowly.

But the speed was very slow, and she lacked motivation as if the computer had crashed. At the same time, she stared at her surroundings nervously, took out a kunai and protected it in front of her chest to increase her sense of security.

"It's okay, this is the ninja world. I'm very strong now and no one can hurt me." She began to cheer herself up and her speed finally began to increase.

"boom!!"

Suddenly, slight explosions began to be heard all around, followed by a series of roars, animal cries, and explosions caused by the burning of detonating talismans.

These huge movements seemed to drain Sakura's courage all at once. She fell to the ground, gasping for breath, and her eyes were already covered with mist.

The situation continued to deteriorate rapidly, and the noise began to move closer and closer to Sakura.

She couldn't help but think of Naruto, would it be better if he were here?

"No, I have to save myself!" Sakura used all her strength to take out the kunai and stabbed it hard into her thigh.

"puff!"

But then he saw a hand pinching the sharp spike of the kunai.

(End of this chapter)