Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 35 Naruto: Yes, we are in love
Naruto felt as if his heart had stopped beating.

He seemed to be wearing noise-canceling headphones. The excited conversations, teasing and joking around him were automatically muted, leaving only a few simple characters like thunder, telling of his failure.

"He wasn't eliminated... and he said he discovered my secret. Did he know I'm also a time traveler?"

A voice in Naruto's heart screamed, and his negative emotions suddenly resonated with the Nine-Tails in his body. His mind was suddenly immersed in the spiritual world, and he looked at the Nine-Tails from afar.

"Oh?" The Nine-Tailed Fox looked at Naruto with interest. This seemingly indomitable young man seemed to have encountered big trouble, so much so that even it could feel the excitement in Naruto's heart.

"Have you encountered a strong enemy?" Kyuubi chuckled: "Why not further unleash my power? You know, my power is enough to shake the entire ninja world!"

Naruto closed his eyes tightly and began to meditate in his mental space.

This was the emergency plan he prepared for himself. If he got out of control of his emotions, he would immediately calm down in this way.

Not only that, this process can also help Naruto organize his thoughts.

If he thought about it carefully, there was no need to be afraid. With his current ability, it was possible for him to escape unscathed under the nose of the senior ninja.

He is simply afraid of the unknown now.

"It's just that it's difficult to lock onto the enemy," Naruto said calmly after a while, looking at the Nine-Tails: "Not worth mentioning."

"Hmph!" The Nine-Tailed Fox snorted coldly. It found that Naruto had controlled itself again, and felt a slight sense of frustration in its heart.

"Let's talk next time." Naruto thought and returned to reality.

He used his forehead protector to look behind him again, feeling a little emotional.

Fortunately, he tried his best to eliminate many Genin, preventing them from falling into the clutches of the time traveler.

What's with the googly eyes and the "hehe" thing? You can tell at a glance that he is not a normal person!

Naruto claims that he is not a saint, but he holds a simple outlook on life, hates meaningless fighting, and does not want others to be involved in disputes.

However, he gradually had an idea in his mind.

"Bang!!" Suddenly, there was a loud noise outside the window, followed by a wrapped figure with kunai tied at the four ends, nailed straight to the ceiling and floor.

The open-minded woman, wearing a long windbreaker and fishnets underneath, shouted:
"It's too early to be happy now! I'm the examiner for the second round, Anko Mitarashi. The next exam is waiting for you!"

Everyone was shocked again, and Hongdou roughly counted them and said to Ibiki behind her calmly, "18 groups, there are still a lot left."

Ibiki smiled and said, "A lot of good seedlings have emerged this year." After that, he glanced at Naruto who seemed to be thinking about something.

Anko also looked at Naruto for a moment, and the latter was thinking seriously: Should I include Anko in my great harem plan?

Although she has a slender figure in Boruto, just like Mei Terumi, that's because I'm not there. If I were to train her, things would definitely be different!

Moreover, she will also have a fight with Uncle Snake in the second game. Presumably, when she is worried about gains and losses, her mind must be much more fragile, right?
When this woman is psychologically vulnerable, she will subconsciously look for a backrest, and this is when I will make a brilliant appearance...perfect.

Naruto decided to take some time out from looking for the time traveler to communicate with the femme fatale.

"...In that case, let's reduce the number of people to single digits," Hongdou said with a devilish smile, "I can't wait any longer. I'll discuss the specific requirements once we get to the exam hall."

……

44th Training Ground, Entrance to the Death Forest.

The trio hid in the center of the crowd and did not stand in front like in the original book. They just listened to the rules quietly.

Sakura looked around and whispered to Naruto, "You said you had an idea, what exactly is going on?" Naruto also whispered, "That guy just handed me a note, and I saw that his tone was quite arrogant, which explains a lot."

"What does it mean?"

"This means that he/she is likely to have traveled through time and space into the body of a named character. Currently, the named characters in this instance include the Twelve Little Strongmen, the Sand Ninja, the Sound Ninja, the Grass Ninja disguised as Orochimaru's forces, and Red Bean, among other examiners. I suspect the traveler is in one of these teams."

"What if he simply has a unique mindset and is actually just an ordinary person in disguise?"

"Let's just follow normal logic; it's easier to eliminate them that way," Naruto licked his lips. "When we get into the dungeon later, we'll get to the middle as quickly as possible and start waiting for them. We'll grab as many groups as we can, and we'll make sure they show up."

“Wouldn’t that be too ostentatious?”

"It's okay, except for Gaara and Orochimaru who need to hide, everyone else will be killed indiscriminately."

"Hey, what if it gets on Uncle Snake's body?"

Naruto was silent for a moment: "...It means that the author no longer writes happy stories, but instead writes sad stories. I advise him not to be so ungrateful."

"..." Sakura was silent for a long time, then said, "Let's consider this possibility."

Sasuke came over, his eyebrows raised: "You have whispered to each other many times, is there anything you can't discuss with me?"

Naruto looked at Sasuke and suddenly thought of the curse seal.

According to the original work, Sasuke will be planted with the Heaven's Curse Seal by Orochimaru in this battle, which is a major turning point in his life.

The question is, should we follow the plot? And will we be blocked by time travelers during this process?

Sakura's eyes also became serious, she also noticed this highlight.

Naruto gently pushed Sasuke aside and said, "Brother, can we talk privately for a while?"

Sasuke's eyebrows were about to fly up, and Naruto immediately patted his shoulder earnestly:

"Can't you see? We are in love now."

"Ok?"

Xiaoying's eyebrows suddenly raised and her cheeks felt slightly hot.

This scumbag!
Unexpectedly, Naruto remained calm and continued, "You should give couples some private space, okay?" After that, he winked at Sakura with confidence.

Sakura stared at Naruto fiercely. Although his sudden action caught everyone off guard, when she thought about it carefully, they had indeed had private chats in the small window too many times.

If we explain it in terms of love, then everything will fall into place naturally, and who knows how many times we will have private chats in small windows later on.

After listening to Naruto's explanation, Sasuke's eyes began to become a little unnatural. He was full of revenge and didn't understand the world's love, but he did smell a hint of a light bulb.

This smell comes from him...

"Ahem, fine, but if there's any business, I need to be there." With that, Sasuke turned and walked a few steps away.

Naruto exhaled, and seeing Sakura still looking at him angrily, he hurriedly explained, "My dear aunt, is now the time to worry about such trivial matters? Let's discuss whether or not to put a curse seal on Sasuke."

Sakura rubbed her face, was silent for a moment, and then nodded slowly.

(End of this chapter)