Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 33 "It's better to eliminate them all"

I thought experiencing social demise in public once was torture enough, but I didn't expect to experience it again right away...

Moreover, this is completely different from the original.

What on earth am I trying to achieve!
Naruto looked around, rubbed his temple, and angrily said to Sasuke: "Brother, you were the one who started the fight and you were the one who acted like a threat, so how come I have to be the one giving the orders in the end?!"

Naruto felt that he had been greatly wronged.

Unexpectedly, Sasuke snorted coldly and said, "You were just fishing, deliberately luring a powerful opponent to fight you. Did you think I couldn't see it?"

Shikamaru and the others were startled, and immediately looked at Naruto with different expressions.

They didn't expect that this former last-place finisher would one day become so brave and resourceful.

real or fake? !
Naruto suddenly felt a chill down his spine. He turned his head sharply and hurriedly explained to the murderous Sakura, "It really wasn't me! How could I possibly command Sasuke?"

"Then why did Sasuke take action? Wasn't he provoked by you?" Sakura raised her eyebrows.

"I'm so excited!"

Naruto was really numb. He felt that he couldn't wash himself clean even if he jumped into the Yellow River... Oh, there is no Yellow River in the ninja world, so it's okay.

Naruto: "You saw it all, I didn't say a word to Sasuke the whole time!"

"So what's wrong with him?"

"There's something wrong with him!" Naruto lowered his voice and pointed at his head. Sasuke beside him frowned.

What are you mumbling about?

Seeing that they were being ignored, the female vocalist Shinobukoto with long black hair wanted to cause trouble for the trio, but was pulled back by Tos who stood up and glanced towards the front of the classroom.

"and many more."

"boom!!!"

"boom!!!"

A loud bang came from the front of the classroom, accompanied by thick black smoke. The invigilators came out one after another. Leading them was a tall and strong man wearing a black turban. There was a long scar from his forehead to his neck.

"You're tired of waiting..."

"My name is Morino Ibiki, and I'm the invigilator for the [First Test of the Chunin Selection Exam]."

Ibixi's intimidating presence made the examinee in front of him sweat profusely. He extended a hand and pointed at the people in the corner:

"You Genin from the Sound Village and the newcomers from Konoha, you'd better behave yourself, or your qualification for the exam will be revoked!"

But Naruto looked directly at Ibiki and said slowly, "Sorry, this is our first time taking the Chunin Exams and we got a little overexcited."

He breathed a sigh of relief, thankfully the first scene remained unchanged. However, the time traveler must have noticed something was wrong, so he could only take things one step at a time.

"Hmph!" Ibiki's face was gloomy, and he turned around to explain the examination room rules to everyone.

"What should we do now?" Sakura asked Naruto as she moved closer to him.

Naruto thought for a moment and whispered, "The time traveler drew my graffiti, which means he knows the plot. If he is allowed to pass the exam directly, it will bring too many variables to the future."

"We need to eliminate as many people as possible and try to squeeze his teammates out of the examination room."

The Chunin Exams require three people to form a group, and all of them must be intact.

After hearing this, Sakura sighed softly, "I'm afraid it won't be that easy."

"fine."

The two listened as Ibiki finished explaining the rules.

"...Now, collect your number plates and take your seats. Let me explain a few exam rules..."

Everyone took their seats, and Naruto sat with Hinata, unsurprisingly. "What should I do now?" Naruto pondered, looking up and down at the layout of the classroom.

The first exam is divided into two parts. The first part tests the ninja's intelligence gathering ability, that is, cheating; the second part tests the ninja's mentality.

Those who know the plot will not be dissuaded by Ibiki. The focus is on the first part.

"If you are caught cheating once, you will be deducted 2 points. If all 10 points are deducted, you will be expelled from the examination room."

Naruto chewed on Ibiki's words and had a preliminary idea in his mind.

"Basic cheating won't work. The examiners only recognize sophisticated cheating methods, so I either have to interfere with their cheating or deal with the Chunin who's mixed in." Naruto thought.

As the test papers were distributed and the exam officially began, he already had some preliminary ideas in his mind.

“Start with something simple.”

Naruto began to cough loudly from time to time, and then flipped the test paper back and forth, making a loud noise.

Even though the test paper only had one page, Naruto forcibly flipped through it with the aura of a book.

"Whoosh!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

The people around him suddenly started to get upset and anxious, and occasionally someone would cast an unfriendly look at Naruto, which was then noticed by the invigilator at the side, who started writing and drawing.

This kind of person was called "Exam Hall Coughing Brother" and "Study Paper Brother" in Naruto's previous life.

They are often top students, and the sound of flipping papers will echo throughout the examination room, making those who are slow in answering the questions feel flustered.

You know, it takes time to think about the fact that one needs to cheat. Naruto deliberately disrupted the rhythm to make them realize it later and speed up the elimination of incompetent players.

Of course, the time traveler can give up without any problems, but the same cannot be said for his teammates...

Naruto chuckled in his heart as he flipped through the book, what a pity, brother really did go to high school.

Soon, several people around Naruto were hit one after another.

"No. 102, your exam qualification has been cancelled!"

"Number 23, Number 34, you have cheated five times and are disqualified from the exam!"

In an instant, the pressure on the surrounding candidates doubled.

"Well, now the incompetent contestants around here should have been eliminated." Naruto thought to himself, calmly placed the test paper on the table, and began to look up at the classroom environment.

"Sure enough, many experts will put cheating tools above the classroom."

Naruto noticed that some candidates connected the thin wire to the mirror above the classroom and checked the answers by flipping the angle.

"Fortunately, I'm well prepared," Naruto took out a small steel ball from his pocket, then stretched out his left hand, made a "yeah" gesture, and let the Nine-Tails' chakra form a thin red chakra line between his two fingertips.

It looks like a slingshot made of chakra and fingers.

Naruto couldn't turn his head at will. In order to adjust the angle, he took off his forehead protector, placed it on the table, used it as a mirror, and adjusted the position of his hands. Finally, he 'loaded' the steel ball and shot it straight out.

"Snap!" The steel column accurately broke the steel wire above one of the candidates, and the cheating tools above him suddenly shook and made a loud noise.

The invigilators around him took a closer look and started writing down the information on paper. The candidate was immediately panicked and didn't notice that Naruto had thrown another steel ball at the mirror. Suddenly, the mirror fragments were scattered all over the floor!
"I, I'll go out by myself!" The candidate's face turned pale and he hurried out of the classroom.

Several candidates around who were using mirrors to cheat immediately retracted their wires.

Naruto saw Tenten frantically retracting the wire, and after thinking about it, he decided to try a different approach.

After all, the physical training class should not have been possessed, so there should be no problem in letting them pass.

(End of this chapter)