Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 207 Pain & Nagato:?
Seeing the water flow created by Yamato swaying in a sea of ​​fire, Naruto's eyes flashed with brilliance, and he instantly realized that this was an opportunity!

He condensed a chakra cyclone in his hand and added changes to the nature of wind escape, allowing the Rasengan that had not been fully condensed to gradually evolve towards the direction of wind escape Rasengan.

The next moment, he threw the Wind Style Rasengan at the flowing water summoned by Yamato like throwing a baseball!
"boom!!"

Hurricane Water Vortex Technique. In the original work, the two used this technique to offset the Fire Style: Head-Turning Technique.

In an instant, the trickle of water was transformed into a water tornado under the influence of wind chakra, but because they did not collide at the same time, the power was relatively weaker, but it also greatly increased the fault tolerance rate, and the surrounding temperature dropped instantly.

Yamato looked at Naruto in surprise, his hands moving non-stop: "Water Style: Water Wave Hand!"

He extended his palm towards the water tornado, summoning a large amount of waves, which instantly became evenly matched with Kakuzu's fire escape!
Shikamaru saw Naruto releasing the Wind Style Rasengan and blinked, his eyes widened as he recognized Naruto's identity.

"Rasengan...it's actually him!" Shikamaru shouted in his mind, and instantly understood Naruto's intention.

He has to attack the enemy by surprise while keeping his identity hidden!
In that case, I will cooperate with you to get rid of this guy... Shikamaru thought for a moment, used the shadow imitation technique to continue to control Feidan, threw away the sickle, and rushed towards Naruto.

Naruto and Shikamaru looked at each other, and the corners of their mouths behind the masks curled up. They took out a kunai, injected wind blades into it, and launched a decapitation attack again!

"boom--"

Suddenly, Naruto felt a chill behind him and instinctively ducked down. Then a strong wind blew from the back of his head, making it hurt!

He judged from the shadow that it was Kakuzu, and he instantly appeared behind him, and his powerful blow almost split Naruto's head.

Naruto threw the kunai in his hand straight at Hidan, trying to cut the string on his neck. The next moment, another figure crawled out from Kakuzu's back:
"Wind Escape·Press!"

"boom!!!"

The kunai that flew towards Hidan was cut into two halves, and Hidan's entire body was blasted far away, instantly breaking Shikamaru's shadow imitation technique!

Naruto gritted his teeth, gathered chakra in his legs, moved his body to the side, and dodged Kakuzu's heavy punch again!
"boom!!"

With both heavy punches and high-intensity ninjutsu, Kakuzu's continuous operations repeatedly prevented Naruto from killing Hidan.

Continuing to dwell on it will only drain your energy. Now is the time to do what's most cost-effective...

Suddenly, Naruto heard a sonic boom again. He smiled slightly, tensed his muscles, and dodged Kakuzu's fatal blow by moving his head to the side.
Then, Naruto concentrated his chakra on his left leg and kicked to the left at the moment when Kakuzu's punch was about to land, hitting Kakuzu's right arm and causing the direction of his fist to deviate slightly.

The direction after the shift was aimed at Feidan's magic circle.

"boom!!!"

Under Kakuzu's heavy punch, the entire ground became unrecognizable as if it had been hit by Sakura's strange strength. Naruto took advantage of the situation and rolled sideways, moving his body away and running towards Hidan!

At the same time, Feidan struggled to get up, his eyes fixed, and he roared at Naruto: "How dare you destroy my magic circle!!"

But although he was angry, Feiduan did not go crazy. He ran in the opposite direction, continued to distance himself from Naruto, and shouted angrily at Naruto as he ran.

He had to redraw the magic circle before Naruto caught up with him. Now was not a good time to fight with Naruto.

Seeing this, Shikamaru immediately said to Yamato, "Captain, let's chase!"

"it is good!"

The Konoha crew couldn't let Hidan escape, they couldn't gamble that Shikamaru would be okay.

As the battle situation changes, the group starts a chase.

Hidan was in the front, followed by Naruto, then Kakuzu, and finally the Yamato team.

"Damn thing, it runs faster than a dog..." Naruto cursed inwardly, lowered his voice, and said to Feidan in a muffled voice:
"Still running? Did the evil god let you run away?"

"This is the level of the immortal body, what a loser!?"

"You useless bastard, can't you hear me?!"

Hidan's gums ached with anger: "You keep scolding me!!!"

Not only did he scold himself, but he even brought his own evil god with him. How could he tolerate this!
Feiduan simply turned around, his face ferocious, and with tremendous resentment, he threw the sickle at Naruto!

Naruto decisively took out his kunai and injected wind chakra into it.

"Ding!"

The kunai wrapped in wind blades was actually broken directly by the sickle. Naruto turned his head and avoided the sickle blade.

"Hahaha! Is this all you can do?" Feiduan's mood suddenly became good, and he pulled the rope hard again!
"This ability is enough to beat you." Naruto dodged again and lowered his voice again:
"Only the Evil God Church would take in a piece of trash like you."

This heartbreaking remark not only insulted Feidan, but also his beloved Evil God Cult. He immediately started cursing:

"*Evil God Slang*, what did you say?! Say it again?! You *Evil God Slang*!"

Naruto ignored it, quickened his hand movements, completed the hand seals, and instantly exhaled a wind-style Kamaitachi wrapped in a sharp blade!
He found that bombarding Feidan with his poisonous tongue was very effective and could make him lose his mind in an instant.

It’s been a while since I talked nonsense and fought at the same time…I think the last time was with Zabuza?

At the same time, Naruto summoned a shadow clone at the speed of light, and asked the shadow clone to move its position to avoid Kakuzu's fatal blow:
"Thunder Escape·Pseudo Darkness!"

The masked monster fired a sharp spear of lightning from its mouth, sweeping lightning from near to far, rushing towards Naruto and Hidan!
Naruto felt as if all the hair on his body was standing up, which was enough to show how powerful this technique was.

But Naruto was not panicked. He just slowly condensed the wind chakra in his palm and condensed the Rasengan at the same time, making it become violent in an instant.

Two lightning spears aimed at Naruto at the same time. He dodged one and used the Rasengan to block the other one. "BOOM!!"

In an instant, the lightning spear was almost shattered by the wind chakra. Naruto increased the strength slightly and instantly destroyed the lightning spear into twisted lightning lava!

Among the five types of chakra, wind style counteracts lightning style, so it is not surprising that Naruto can achieve this effect.

Another lightning spear passed over Naruto and hit Hidan, breaking many of the black stitches on his body. In an instant, his whole body began to fall apart like a damaged toy that had been returned to the factory.

Feeling severe pain, Feiduan suddenly came to his senses and realized that Naruto had been deliberately talking nonsense to provoke him.

"It's not good... My body doesn't allow me to continue moving at high speed." Feiduan made up his mind, turned again, and rushed towards Naruto.

He wants to cooperate with Kakuzu to double-team Naruto from the front and back!

But Naruto was more than happy with what he did.

He rushed towards Feidan again, quickly forming seals with his hands. Feidan narrowed his eyes and judged that he was going to perform wind escape technique. He immediately swung the sickle at high speed and spun it in front of himself to protect himself.

The next moment, Naruto suddenly stopped forming hand seals, took out a smoke bomb from his pocket and threw it at Feiduan!

The hand seal just now was just a feint.

The smoke bomb accurately hit the sickle wielded by Hidan. With a "bang", the smoke exploded instantly, enveloping Naruto, Hidan and Kakuzu.

"Hmm?" Feiduan narrowed his eyes and instinctively realized that something was wrong, but the next moment, he suddenly felt his legs being grabbed by a pair of strong and powerful hands!

He almost fell forward, but he exerted force on his waist to steady his body, and found that there were two red chakras he had never seen before under his feet, wrapping around his feet.

"What, what is this?!" Feiduan was horrified.

This scene was not unfamiliar to him. He and Kakuzu had just hunted the Two-Tailed Yugito, and were quite familiar with this cold chakra and shape.

Tailed Beast Chakra!
Feiduan was not good at calculating, and he was stunned when he saw this scene, but before he could react, the next moment, he heard a sound coming from in front of him.

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

Hidan instinctively raised his sickle, and the next moment, a third Nine-Tails chakra hand burst out of the ground and grabbed his wrist! His eyelids jumped, and then his body suddenly exerted force, turning sideways to avoid the kunai!

"Puff!" A kunai hit his body, and another kunai brushed past his ear. Just as Feidan exhaled,

He felt his eyes blurred!
"Shhh!!"

Hidan was desperate, he felt his head start to spin.

Behead!

From the time the smoke bomb exploded to now, only one second has passed!
He looked at the Flying Thunder God Kunai in the masked man's hand, which was splattering blood. The latter turned to him, his eyes full of mockery behind the mask.

"Are you surprised?"

Naruto chuckled in his original voice, and the next moment, he grabbed the flying head with one hand and launched the Flying Thunder God Technique again!

"Whoosh!"

Go home Naruto!

At this moment, Kakuzu, who had not yet realized that everything was over, used ninjutsu again: "Wind Style: Suppression!" and blew away the smoke in an instant.

But it was too late. Kakuzu saw the headless black body falling to the ground and realized that something extraordinary had happened in just one or two seconds.

But his vision was briefly obscured, and he was not sure what had happened to Feidan. He just felt a little dazed, as if he had been cast into a magical resurrection.

Just at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in Kakuzu's ears.

[Now find a secluded place and prepare for the meeting.]

[Next, we will begin sealing the Three-Tails.]

When Kakuzu heard the deep male voice that penetrated time and space, he felt unwell instantly.

It was Tendo Pain who was contacting them remotely, but now one of his teammates was missing and he didn't even know where he had gone.

It's even impossible to completely confirm the enemy's identity...

Kakuzu let the masked monster crawl into his back, while at the same time distancing himself from Shikamaru and his group.

He decided to report the truth: "Hidan is missing. His head was taken away by an unknown Konoha ninja. Now there is only a headless body."

[…?] Silence fell on the other end.

"So... what should we do now?" Kakuzu said in a deep voice, with a slight sense of crisis in his heart.

【…Take his body with you and leave first.】

"understood."

Kakuzu carried Hidan's headless body on his back.

(End of this chapter)