Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 204 Can Asuma survive?
“It hurts, it hurts, it hurts… Hurry up, help me sew it up!”

Kakuzu grabbed one part of Hidan's head with each hand and started shouting loudly.

Kakuzu didn't ridicule Hidan from head to toe as usual, but quickly extended the black thread and sewed his head and body together.

The green eyes stared ahead with a vigilant look.

"Hiss...ah..." Feiduan was in so much pain that he broke out in a cold sweat and kept muttering, expressing his hatred:
"This guy is doomed! I will torture you beyond recognition and sacrifice you to the Evil God... Be gentle! It hurts so much!"

"Shut up!" Kakuzu shouted coldly, and the sewing stopped. Hidan's head tilted to one side comically, as if half of his head had been chopped off.

The fire died down, and Kakuzu looked ahead and found that the mysterious masked man had disappeared.

At the critical moment, Naruto used his hand seals on the ground, leaving the Flying Thunder God mark, and he took advantage of the flames just burning his black robe and instantly teleported to Konoha.

At the same time, Kakuzu vaguely felt the movement around him and instantly realized that the noise the three of them had just made was too loud and alarmed the people nearby.

They just didn't know whether they were ninjas or passers-by. In such a hurry, they didn't even have time to send the land to the gold exchange office, and the situation suddenly became passive.

Kakuzu glanced at his disappointing partner, and after finishing the stitching, he told him to hurry with him to the gold exchange.

But Feidan was a little angry at this time: "Hey, hey, hey, I got beaten up for no reason, and you're just going to let it go like this?!"

Having been shown off for no apparent reason, he now just wants to make this area a river of blood!
It would be better to say that these movements came at the right time. He and Scythe had become extremely hungry after being 'teased' by Naruto.

"Idiot... Can't you see that he completely sees through your tricks?" Kakuzu said angrily, signaling with his eyes that Hidan should follow him quickly.

"Ha↑↓?" Feiduan's tone was exaggerated. When the blood was wiped off, he happened to encounter the head and body, and did not notice Naruto's instantaneous movement.

"When you scratched him, he wiped the blood off the spear with a cloth." Kakuzu pointed at the pitch-black spear. Hidan narrowed his eyes and became even more angry.
"So, that's what I'm saying! This guy sees right through us. If we don't kill him quickly, both you and I will be in danger, right?!"

The more Naruto acted like this, the more he wanted to have a big fight with this guy.

The next moment, Hidan suddenly felt his head begin to sway from side to side. Looking down, he saw Kakuzu's black thread loosening his already sewn neck.

"If you don't leave now, you'll be fighting with your head on the line." Kakuzu issued an ultimatum. Hidan made an unhappy "tsk" sound and reluctantly followed Kakuzu to charge.

After five minutes of traveling, the fear of the enemy knowing the intelligence came from his heart. Feiduan's eyes twitched slightly, as if facing a great enemy.

Information about ninja abilities was too precious, and the appearance of the mysterious masked man made him worry. Could it be that many people already knew about his abilities?
Even if you know it, why bother hitting me?

The outcome of many battles between masters is determined by information asymmetry, which is why the term "intelligence Jiraiya" is repeatedly mentioned in Naruto debates.

"Damn guy... who is he?" Feiduan muttered in a low voice, speeding up his pace.

……

On the Konoha side.

"boom!"

Naruto fell straight back home and saw the man in white waiting there.

He saw Naruto's black robes burning and his mask shattered. His heart skipped a beat and he immediately yelled, "Get out of here! Quick!"

Naruto did as he was told and rolled back and forth quickly to put out the fire, but his mask couldn't bear it anymore and shattered to the ground.

Then, he lay flat on the ground, looked at the ceiling and took a long breath: "Huh... I almost fell."

"Lord Naruto!" The man in white quickly helped Naruto up and took off his black robe. Naruto sat down on the soft sofa, picked up the cup of water and started drinking it.

"Hic~ I met them. One is immortal and kills by cursing the blood of his enemies; the other has five lives and can use five escape techniques at the same time."

Naruto blurted out all the information at once.

He chose to act alone for this reason, so that he could legitimately release the information.

Bai Yi was stunned for a moment, then bowed respectfully and said, "Thank you for your hard work."

At the same time, Bai Yi calculated the enemy's capabilities and his expression gradually became serious.

The abilities of the Akatsuki members are extremely strange, and these two are both difficult to kill.

Thinking of this, Bai Yi said in a deep voice: "I'm sorry, I have to report to Lady Tsunade immediately. Please go to the Hokage's office after you have rested."

"Okay, and also prepare a new black robe and a new mask for me."

"……Yes."

After saying that, the man in white disappeared in a flash, leaving Naruto alone.

In this battle, Naruto fully realized the benefits of information asymmetry. Although Hidan and Kakuzu appeared a little weaker, this was based on their lack of knowledge of Naruto's abilities.

If they knew they were facing the Yellow Flash, they would probably deal with him in a completely different state.

So in the next battle, Naruto will continue to remain mysterious, and it would be best if he could kill the two without revealing his true identity.

As Naruto thought about it, his mind started to wander. Since there are so many benefits to fighting with an alias, could he create several aliases in the future?

The Akatsuki people probably haven't seen the power of Sage Mode yet, so can they create a Sage Mode trumpet? He just used a Wind Style trumpet, which combines powerful Wind Style techniques with Shurikenjutsu and Taijutsu as support.

"Heh, maybe when the Akatsuki organization holds a meeting sometime later, several of the difficult enemies they mention are actually my avatars. That would be fun..."

Naruto quickly stopped daydreaming, simply replenished his ninja tools, and then teleported to the Hokage Building.

……

Five minutes later, in the Hokage's office.

After listening to Bai Yi's description, Tsunade frowned and felt extremely overwhelmed by the enemy's methods.

"One is immortal, the other has five lives... Is it so difficult to kill the people of Akatsuki?" Tsunade looked at Bai Yi and said in a deep voice:
"Tell me in detail about Naruto's battle with them."

Before Shiro could say anything, he heard a knock on the door and Naruto's voice, "Let me explain."

Tsunade said "hmm" and invited Naruto into the house.

Naruto coughed first, then sorted out his words and spoke out the speech he had prepared.

He changed his story and did not repeat the entire process of his battle. Instead, he made some slight adaptations based on the plot of Asuma's team's first encounter with the two, focusing on describing the standards and rituals for the formation of the curse, and where Kakuzu's fatal part was hidden.

After hearing this, Bai Yi and Tsunade were completely shocked. It was not entirely because of the two people's cunning methods, but because Naruto was able to only suffer minor injuries while pretending to be a wind-style ninja.

What's the difference between this and getting away with it?
"Naruto...how many wind jutsu have you learned now?" Tsunade couldn't help but ask. The latter scratched her eyebrows and said, "Only one wind jutsu: vacuum wave."

He hasn't even learned Wind Style: Vacuum Wave yet, and Wind Style: Rasenshuriken is still a long way off.

In order to show that his foundation was not solid enough, Naruto also specifically explained that he used wind-style chakra to wrap his right leg during the battle, which caused his right leg to be injured.

Tsunade's eyes were serious. She realized that Naruto was able to achieve this record basically thanks to his basic skills and talent in using wind jutsu.

"...I understand, but you can't push yourself like this until you've completely mastered the Wind Release Technique."

"it is good."

"Well," Tsunade turned to Bai Yi again: "You continue to report."

"Yes, in order to prevent further casualties, I sent a letter to the Anbu team ambushing at the gold exchange to retreat. Will they hide the Flying Thunder God Kunai somewhere near the gold exchange as a mark?"

"Combined with Lord Naruto's description, if nothing unexpected happens, the two people from the Akatsuki organization should use Master Jilu's body to exchange for money within today."

As Naruto listened, he suddenly realized a fact:
Maybe Asuma really doesn't have to die, he has already changed the direction of the plot.

As a pawn, and having already ascertained the intelligence in advance, Tsunade would most likely not send a large number of teams to search for the two, after all, the risk factor was too high.

At most, we can form a team of elites to encircle and suppress the two of them.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but confirm with Tsunade: "Excuse me, I want to confirm whether Konoha has sent a team to track them down?"

Tsunade looked at Naruto strangely: "No, isn't this your request? Why are you entangled in this issue?"

Naruto was startled, then felt a little dazed.

This matter was actually resolved like this?

There were no accidents or emergencies, and we got through the difficulties so easily?

No, perhaps it was because Naruto's previous plans had always encountered various unexpected events, which made him preconceived that this operation would be extremely difficult.

But judging from Naruto's absolute strength, it's normal for him to pass the level relatively easily, right?

"Is there any problem?" Bai Yi also looked at Naruto strangely and found that his expression and body seemed to have become relaxed.

"It's nothing. I'm just glad that I didn't send anyone to search the mountain, otherwise there would have been a river of blood, right?" Naruto smiled easily and let out a long breath.

"Hmm..." Tsunade pondered for a moment, and her next words made Naruto's heart jump!
"However, there are also several teams that have left the village before and should be on their way back now... It would be terrible if we ran into them."

Naruto felt his heart skip a beat and blood rushed to his head instantly. At the same time, an extremely ominous premonition emerged in his mind.

Damn it! This stupid Murphy's Law!
Naruto almost blurted out, "Asuma? Is this Asuma's team?!"

"Hmm?" Tsunade frowned slightly. "Why did you mention Asuma specifically?"

"boom!"

Naruto slammed his hand on Tsunade's desk, his expression growing increasingly agitated, "Could it really be Asuma? Where's Izumo Kotetsu? Is he with Asuma too?"

This series of rapid-fire comments stunned Tsunade and Bai Yi at the same time. They felt that they could no longer keep up with Naruto's brain waves.

What is this all about?
Tsunade coughed, and Naruto finally reacted and realized something was wrong. He took two steps back and watched Tsunade flip through the booklet.

"...No, Asuma, Izumo, and Kotetsu are all in the village now."

"So what did you come up with?"

(End of this chapter)