Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 202: Hidan Kakuzu: The new wind-style ninja?
Naruto changed his clothes, put on a mask, covered himself tightly with a black robe, and nodded slowly to the man in white.

He took a deep breath and gathered his chakra under his feet to prevent himself from being counterattacked or ambushed.

"See you in half an hour."

The next moment, Naruto activated the Flying Thunder God Technique and teleported to the coordinates.

"Whoosh!"

……

As soon as he landed, Naruto immediately looked around, his eyes alertly gazing everywhere.

A smell of ashes and blood rushed towards him, making him frown.

Everywhere the eye looked were broken walls and ruins, charred beams slanting into the blood-red sunset, and stone steps ripped into jagged cracks by the explosion.

A pool of undried blood oozed out from the depths of the crack in the ground, and the sticky blood twisted into the triangular curse pattern of the evil god cult. Surrounding it were fragments of monk robes hanging on dead branches and scripture scrolls scattered on the ground.

Naruto's eyes narrowed and he found that the Flying Thunder God Kunai was stuck in a relatively hidden corner. Coupled with the corpse wrapped in a black robe next to it, he suddenly had a lot of associations.

"It's obvious that the group tracking Hidan and Kakuzu have been discovered..."

He turned over the bloody corpse, imagining that the Anbu member threw his Flying Thunder God Kunai into a hidden corner before dying, just to mark the location for Naruto.

"Where is the talisman?" Naruto looked around and soon saw the communication talisman torn into two halves in the hands of another incomplete charred corpse.

One eye was wide open, and he died with his eyes open.

It is not difficult to infer that this member was blown into two halves by the fire escape technique when he was about to contact Naruto, and the power was terrifying.

In the past, people on online forums always joked that Fire Style could not kill people, but to nameless people, Fire Style was no different from any other style.

Not to mention that Kakuzu's fire escape technique is even more powerful.

"There should be another person."

If he remembered correctly, this operation consisted of three ANBU members as a team.

Naruto searched for a while and found the last body. It was lying on the ground with one hand stretched forward, as if releasing something.

"You were the one who released the contact lizard, right?" Naruto seemed to see a person whose life was about to end, writing on a piece of paper with his blood-stained hands, then forcing himself to release his contact lizard, and finally falling down completely.

With just over twenty minutes left, Naruto placed the three bodies together and closed the eyes of the remaining half, feeling heavy-hearted.

He felt a little guilty. He originally thought that with the communication talisman and Flying Thunder God Kunai, the intelligence team he sent out would be safe. However, he still underestimated the abilities of Hidan and Kakuzu.

"Three of you, go on your way..." Naruto exhaled a breath of foul air, and then his face suddenly darkened: "Alright, this feud is completely settled."

To put it bluntly, Uzumaki Naruto is now the crown prince, destined to inherit the entire Konoha in the future. Killing these people is equivalent to killing his subjects, how could he not be angry?
Naruto retrieved the Flying Thunder God Kunai and immediately asked in his mind, "Have you sensed the specific location?"

[Well, Hidan and Kakuzu's malice is soaring, it's easy to locate.]

"...Let me ask, is there a chance that someone like this could be contaminated by the mastermind behind this?"

I was silent for a moment: [I don't think so... The prerequisite for being contaminated is to have experienced and recognized the beauty of the world.]

Naruto nodded. He understood. What he meant was that they were completely evil, with no room for redemption.

That's fine.

Naruto put on his hood and headed in the direction indicated by the deity.

rustling...

He continued walking through the woods, his eyes fixed on the ground. He could clearly see a faint trail of blood dripping along the path, then slowly disappearing.

Master Dilu was carried on their backs, and this was most likely the master's blood... Naruto continued to speed up.

[That…] Suddenly, a voice came from the deity.

"what happened?"

"You wouldn't use the Nine-Tails, Rasengan, or Flying Thunder God to fight them, right?"

Naruto pondered for a moment, "Of course. I will disguise myself as a Wind Style Ninja, but if I can kill someone, I will not hold back."

[…Okay, try to control your emotions and don't get carried away.]

……

the other side.

Two figures in black robes walked towards the top of the hill, one in front and one behind. Their black robes were outlined with red auspicious clouds, and the figure in front was carrying a corpse.

"Hey, hey, hey, spare me, do you still want to crawl?" The silver-haired man behind shouted. The triple magatama pendant of the Evil God Cult was hanging around his neck, which was very eye-catching.

"If you keep going like this I'm going to lose my temper!"

"Who cares about you?" the masked man in front said in a muffled voice, turning a deaf ear to the words of the man behind him.

For Kakuzu and Hidan, this was just a simple, everyday bickering.

The next scene would inevitably be Hidan's continued chatter, Kakuzu's counterattack, and then, unable to bear it any longer, he'd unleashed a powerful punch... It was all so lonely. "Sigh..." Hidan looked up at the sky. "It's a rare trip for the two of us, and we end up with this boring guy who keeps talking about money..."

Kakuzu stopped and turned to Hidan. His next line was supposed to be "I'll kill you if you complain to me again," but this time, his eyes narrowed slightly.

It seemed like he and Hidan were being followed.

"Hey, be careful, there's a rat chasing us from behind."

The coppery smell of old coins seeped out from the folds of Kakuzu's sleeves. Upon closer inspection, his hands seemed to be gradually turning black.

The body is hardened and can transform its own body parts into a body of steel, capable of both offense and defense.

Feiduan's expression was slightly exaggerated. All he could hear was one sentence: "Is there a mouse?", and then he suddenly looked back and looked left and right.

"Where is it..."

Feidan placed the blood-red sickle on his shoulder and glanced around: "Front, back, left, right..."

At this moment, Kakuzu's pupils suddenly shrank: "Down below!"

At the same time, a huge noise erupted under the feet of the two!

"boom!!!"

"boom!!!"

A huge roar rose into the sky, and thick smoke billowed, covering all traces of the surroundings, but a tall figure could be vaguely seen standing in it, and from inside came Feiduan's dissatisfied shouting:
"Hey, hey, hey, little mouse, is all you can do is hide?!"

He swung his sickle, creating a gust of wind that blew away the surrounding smoke and dust. Then half of his body was exposed, revealing his angular muscles.

"It hurts so much... If I catch you, you're doomed!"

Feiduan was roaring in dissatisfaction towards the front, and the next moment, he suddenly saw a sharp wind blade like a sickle-weasel slashing towards him!
"boom!!"

Feiduan narrowed his eyes. The chakra of this wind-style jutsu was extremely sharp. He felt his eyes dry just by looking at each other.

The wind is very fierce!

He didn't dare to use his body to block it, because it would inevitably cause his body to fall into pieces, and it would be very painful to sew it up with Kakuzu's thread.

Feiduan crouched down, and the next moment, he saw a masked figure suddenly appear in front of him, pulling out an extended kunai and about to behead him!

Naruto is indeed used to using Flying Thunder God in combat, but that doesn't mean his basic skills in Flickering Body Technique are not solid.

After two and a half years of training, Naruto had tried to practice with him under Jiraiya's guidance while banning all kinds of powerful ninjutsu.

Hidan's muscles tensed instantly as his hands moved, and he swung the scythe at an inhuman speed, bringing the tip of the scythe to almost touch Naruto's back just as he was about to complete the decapitation.

He wanted to exchange his own beheading for Naruto's life!

The next moment, Feiduan's pupils shrank. He saw Naruto adjust his body, leaning sideways, and sweeping his right leg upwards, kicking the sickle!

"Ding!"

This move was extremely difficult, and perhaps only a gymnast could do it among Earthlings. But what puzzled Feiduan even more was that his sickle did not cause any damage to the legs of the masked man in front of him.

But the next moment, Feiduan immediately discovered the clue.

The wind chakra visible to the naked eye gathered at the sole of Naruto's right leg, making the area around the sole filled with sharp wind chakra. So the sickle actually did not touch Naruto's leg just now, but collided with the wind chakra of Naruto's right foot.

At this moment, Naruto's eyelids twitched, and his body instantly sent countless danger signals like a spider sense.

Danger, danger, danger!
Naruto did not dare to delay, and gathered the chakra at his feet again, and activated the instant body technique again. At the same time, he clearly felt a strong wind coming towards his back, accompanied by the bombardment of Feiduan!

"boom!!!"

A sonic boom that cut through the air almost shattered Naruto's eardrums, and hit the direction where he was originally staying, but he managed to dodge the attack in time.

However, Hidan was not so lucky. Kakuzu's hardened punch was extremely powerful and barely hit Hidan's abdomen. He instantly felt that all his internal organs were displaced and his body was thrown backwards.

It's not that Kakuzu's fighting style is too reckless, but that when dealing with an immortal being like Hidan, the fight should be done efficiently, just like what Madara said about the use of the Impure World Skill is to self-destruct continuously.

The next moment, Naruto appeared in a position lower than the other two and stabilized his body, but before he could react, he saw Kakuzu's entire arm separated from his body, and countless black lines attacked Naruto!
The secret technique, Earth Grudge, uses chakra to freely control the black lines generated in the body to attack, and can be transformed into short-range and long-range attack forms.

Naruto concentrated again, dodged to the left, and took advantage of the momentum to throw a kunai wrapped in chakra, inserting it into the place where Kakuzu's hand was, trying to nail it to the ground.

The surroundings were in a mess. The narrow path surrounded by dense forests was forcibly expanded into a unrecognizable road by the three people.

Kakuzu pulled back, but couldn't break free from the kunai. His right hand was nailed to the ground, and the pace of the fight slowed down slightly.

"...It's really rare to find a ninja who is good at wind escape." Kakuzu commented in a muffled voice, completely ignoring the complaints coming from Hidan behind him.

"However, your physical strength is a little lacking, so you are not qualified to be my collection for the time being." Kakuzu seemed to have Naruto in his hands. Looking at the slightly breathless Naruto, he had already regarded him as his own possession.

Judging from the close combat just now, the three of them seemed to have been fighting for less than a minute when Naruto's chest began to rise and fall, as if his physical strength was really very poor.

But this is not the case.

(End of this chapter)