Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 200: Torture, then Exploit! (4K)

There was a loud explosion in the martial arts training ground.

"boom!!!"

Huge smoke and dust rose into the sky due to the collision between the two, and were quickly cut into pieces by the wind blades, like dark clouds.

Naruto took several steps back, and the grass around him was cut in half. At the same time, he couldn't help but feel confused.

The touch felt very strange. It didn't feel like he had broken open Shikamaru's shadow, but rather like he was colliding with a fist.

And in fact, his feelings were not wrong.

When the smoke cleared, Naruto saw Asuma standing in front of Shikamaru, throwing a punch in his direction, and the cigarette butt in his mouth almost fell to the ground.

Asuma looked at Naruto helplessly: "Didn't we say to stop at a certain point? That jutsu you just used... No, that shouldn't be called a jutsu. It was too powerful."

Naruto was startled, then scratched his head and said, "Sorry, I didn't think this move was very powerful."

At this moment, Naruto suddenly felt a sharp pain in his arm. He looked at his right hand and saw a large number of tiny wounds on his arm, densely distributed everywhere.

Oh my god, I feel like I'm having a trypophobia attack... Naruto quickly looked away, waiting for the Nine-Tails' chakra to heal his arm.

At the same time, he noticed similar scars on Asuma's arms.

"Hmm..." Asuma had already noticed and waved towards Naruto, motioning him and Shikamaru to come over and talk.

"You scared me, Asuma, are you okay?" Shikamaru frowned slightly as he looked at the wound on Asuma's arm.

"I'm fine, Naruto. It's best not to use this move," Asuma looked at Naruto, his expression gradually becoming serious. "You just concentrated your wind chakra on your arm, didn't you?"

"Yes... So it was my wind style chakra that cut me, causing both of us to be injured?" Naruto suddenly thought of the original work. The original author had also suffered similar injuries, but it was much more serious than his current one.

Asuma nodded. "Wind Style Chakra is usually attached to ninja tools or released directly towards the enemy. It is not suitable for attaching to human hands."

In other words, Naruto's method of concentration was correct, but his method of use was wrong.

In the original work, the Wind Style Rasenshuriken is also thrown, and its killing range is too large.

But then, Asuma changed the subject: "However, you are indeed a good candidate for learning wind escape technique. You should find a master who is proficient in wind escape technique to teach you wind escape technique."

Naruto fell into deep thought.

It seems that my years of practicing fine control of chakra have led to significant results in changing the nature of chakra.

In addition, he has already learned the magic, so the magic technique - Rasenshuriken should be easy for him.

Then, he could spare some time to learn other lethal wind escape techniques and enrich his combat methods.

Thinking of this, Naruto immediately asked: "But isn't Asuma-sensei the best wind escape technique master...ah, I can pay the tuition."

Asuma was stunned after hearing this, then burst into laughter: "Thank you for your kindness, but I'm busy recently and don't have the heart to help you. Sorry, Naruto."

Naruto's heart sank. Could it be that Hidan Kakuzu was already in place?

Will it be so fast?
He remembered that it had only been a few days since he came back from Tiandi Bridge. Based on this time, it shouldn't be so fast, right?
The original novel also gave me time to practice, could it be that...

At this time, Naruto noticed that Shikamaru coughed and said to Naruto, "Teacher Asuma has some personal matters to take care of recently, right?" After that, he looked at Asuma.

Seeing the latter nodding with a blushing face, Naruto finally remembered the plot of the original novel.

Damn, you’re pregnant, right?

Naruto sighed. Since that was the case, he wouldn't force it. However, it seemed that it wasn't easy to find a master of wind jutsu.

"Ahem, anyway, Naruto, remember, the essence of wind jutsu lies in being thin and sharp. The wound on your hand earlier was like that. You need to go one step further on this basis."

"Okay, got it."

After seeing the two off, Naruto held his chin and began searching for a suitable wind jutsu master in his mind.

But after thinking for a long time, he still couldn't think of anyone who could name it.

"If we talk about the master who has brought Wind Release Technique to its peak, it has to be Shimura Danzo," Naruto murmured, "but it's a pity that he's already passed away. We can't just bring out the Impure World Technique and ask him to teach us on the spot, can we?"

"Then just use the Four Symbols Sealing Technique and seal me repeatedly for fun... I have to say, this is the correct way to use the Impure World: repeated self-destruction."

"Deidara is ecstatic..." Naruto thought with a smile, and suddenly, an answer came to his mind:
Kazuhiko Shimura.

As a descendant of the Shimura clan, a master of wind-style jutsu, and a member of the Danzo faction who was imprisoned by Naruto, he can undoubtedly provide assistance to Naruto's wind-style jutsu training.

Of course, he is not required to become Naruto's master directly. After all, this would lower Naruto's value too much. However, Naruto can try to squeeze benefits under the pretext of negotiation.

He decided to go all out and immediately flew to the Hokage Building. After waiting for half an hour, Bai Yi showed up.

The latter hurried over: "Is there something urgent, Naruto-sama?"

Naruto said calmly: "It's not a big deal. Let me ask you, how is Shimura Kazuhiko doing now?"

"Shimura Kazuhiko... the core member of the Danzo faction?" Bai Yi fell into deep thought. "I remember he's been imprisoned. Our people are about to use a sealing technique to put him into a deep sleep."

"Well, have your men take him to the interrogation room and leave him out overnight. Remember, don't let him sleep."

Bai Yi was silent for a moment, then asked carefully, "Excuse me, is there anything we need to interrogate him about?"

"Oh, it's not a big deal..." Naruto stated his request concisely. After listening to it, Bai Yi fell into deep thought.

"I understand, but Konoha officials have preserved some wind jutsu. Do you need me to retrieve them for you?"

Naruto shook his head: "Not only the hand seals of wind escape technique, I also need the training experience of wind escape technique. These are in Shimura Kazuhiko's brain."

It's not that there's a problem with directly fleecing Konoha, but it's more cost-effective to squeeze Kazuhiko Shimura.

Bai Yi pondered, "In other words, the memory of practicing Wind Style? I can ask someone to do that."

"Well, remember to say hello to Squad Leader Haiyi for me."

"You already know?"

"How could I not know?" Naruto said unhappily, "He is the leader of the Konoha Analysis Class. He is the best at memory...Okay, help me get this done before dawn tomorrow. We'll meet on the top floor of the Hokage Building."

"Yes."

Bai Yi saluted and watched Naruto leave. He began to think in his mind.

To satisfy Naruto-sama's request while not violating the rules and threatening Hokage-sama's authority... well, this does require careful consideration.

It’s a pity that Bai Yi is not a time traveler, otherwise he would definitely curse Naruto’s eight generations of ancestors. His current expression is like that of a leader who only knows how to make demands!
And he's the type who just goes back to sleep after making his request!

It turns out that I am the leader, so it’s okay.

But Bai Yi was a loyal dog, and he quickly thought of a solution that would satisfy both parties.

Next, he began to contact people from all sides. …

The next morning.

Bai Yi, who had not slept all night, walked slowly towards the top floor with a little fatigue, but when he arrived, he glanced forward and instantly became energetic.

Naruto was seen standing by the fence early, looking at the scene in the distance.

In fact, after Naruto returned home last night, he lay in bed and kept deducing the plot. He became more and more excited. He only slept for three or four hours and got up early to wait for the result.

Seeing his boss so excited, Bai Yi sighed softly, then walked up and knelt on one knee.

At this time, Naruto asked without turning his head: "Did you get it?"

The man in white presented the scroll: "Fortunately, I have fulfilled my mission."

Naruto turned around, took the scroll and opened it. Inside were several complete methods of practicing wind style jutsu, as well as detailed text versions of his experiences as annotations.

"...Very good. Now repeat to me what happened last night word for word."

The man in white was shocked. His boss was more cautious than he had imagined. Even if he did not intervene, he would still take care of everything personally to prevent any procedural errors.

Thinking of this, Bai Yi recounted what had happened in detail.

After receiving Naruto's order last night, Bai Yi first met with Tsunade and explained the "situation" to her: After discussion in the Anbu, it was believed that there might be foreign spies among the core members of the Danzo faction, and they requested a thorough investigation of individual members.

This request is very routine, but it is difficult to avoid the issue of espionage whenever it involves struggle. However, at Naruto's request, this procedure was brought forward.

Tsunade agreed to the request, so Bai Yi began to gather the analysis team and found Haiyi.

He said to Haiyi: In order to ensure that this search will be fruitful, the parts related to ninjutsu training must also be recorded in detail and then handed over to specialized personnel for safekeeping.

Hai Yi did as he was told. Under Bai Yi's instructions, he copied down the hand seals and practice experience of the wind escape technique in detail. Bai Yi then copied another copy, kept it for himself, and filed the other copy.

It is worth mentioning that they did find some evidence of espionage activities, such as Shimura Kazuhiko had secret conversations with spies from Otogakure.

This was the real deal. As for what to do next, it was up to Tsunade to decide.

Thus, Konoha officials obtained the ninjutsu, Hokage Tsunade obtained the information, Bai Yi completed the requirements, Naruto obtained the new technique, and the world where only the Danzo faction was injured was achieved.

After listening to Bai Yi's report, Naruto thought for a moment and added, "You initially told Tsunade that the Anbu had discovered evidence of espionage, right?"

"Yes, I have asked my men to write a report."

"That's good. We must keep the written report of the discovery of espionage activities so that the entire process can be seamless. Thank you for your hard work."

Bai Yi saluted: "This is what I should do."

Naruto nodded and immediately flashed away.

……

Eight in the morning.

Naruto bought breakfast, had a quick meal, and then went to the training ground.

"I don't know if Kakashi has finished it yet. If he's quick, Yamato can help me set up the training ground today."

Without giving it another thought, Naruto pulled out the scroll and looked through it carefully.

Time is limited, so he needs to choose one or two cost-effective wind escape techniques to practice.

Looked carefully.

Naruto discovered that many of the wind-style techniques included in this scroll had basic and advanced versions.

For example, Wind Style: Vacuum Wave/Wind Style: Vacuum Wave. The former is to spit out a sharp breath similar to that of Kamaitachi from the mouth, and the latter is to spit out several sharp breaths continuously, which is an enhanced version of the former.

There is also morphological evolution, for example, the vacuum jade is the bullet of a machine gun, and the vacuum large jade is a direct bombardment from a cannon.

"I will definitely choose this advanced version of wind escape technique, so that I can master two ninjutsu at once in a short period of time, which is the most cost-effective."

"But we must also take into account our existing combat methods and build on our strengths or address our weaknesses."

Naruto pondered for a long time: "So I still need to strengthen my long-range means... It's a pity that there is no record of Shuriken Shadow Clone Technique here, otherwise I could use Wind Style Shuriken to instantly suppress the enemy..."

As he was thinking, he saw two figures flash in the distance.

One of the white-haired figures greeted Naruto, "Hey, Naruto, I brought the person you wanted."

He was followed by a silent figure with short hair and a mask.

Naruto waved at Kakashi, then his eyes narrowed: "This is Yamato, no, Tenzo."

He strode towards the two of them and extended a hand to Yamato, who was beside Kakashi: "Nice to meet you. I'm Uzumaki Naruto."

Yamato bowed and said, "Your name and appearance are well known to everyone in our Anbu."

He seems much more polite than in the original, which may be a change brought about by Naruto's changed status. He treats Naruto not like an elder but more like a subordinate.

This version of Yamato is really not suitable... Naruto complained in his heart, and then got straight to the point:
"Then let me be frank. I've been practicing wind jutsu to change the nature of my chakra, so I need a waterfall and a wooden plank that I can stand on, running across the center of the waterfall."

Naruto said as Yamato's eyes behind his mask suddenly became strange.

Why does he feel strangely familiar when talking to me... Could it be that he knows my methods?

Kakashi also paused and said to Naruto: "Naruto, you probably don't know his methods yet, let me introduce them to you..."

"It's the same Wood Release Technique as the First Hokage, right? I've heard from Yusuke that this is a bloodline limit that combines Earth Release and Water Release, which perfectly meets my requirements."

Yamato listened to Naruto listing the dishes like the back of his hand, his eyelids twitched, and he subconsciously looked at Kakashi, who scratched his head and gave him a wry smile.

That means: I can't figure him out either...

Yamato turned to Naruto and said, "Since Naruto-kun knows me so well, I won't hide anything. What you just said is absolutely correct."

"But can I ask one more question? Is this a personal commission from Kakashi-senpai, or yours, or is it the Hokage's intention?"

Naruto fell silent, holding his chin. It seemed that Yamato was a little offended by this matter.

This is not surprising. If someone you just met asks you to do something for him, it would be strange even if this person has a famous name.

Therefore, Yamato subconsciously believed that this matter was authorized by the authorities, otherwise why would they arrest him so suddenly?
After all, the person in front of me is not the Hokage.

But as luck would have it, this was Naruto's personal request.

Naruto thought to himself: "Should I give Yamato some hard work money? No, that would change the nature of the matter. Or should I just ask Kakashi to do me a favor?"

(End of this chapter)