Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 190 Call Me Professor Naruto
"You must be very tired from practicing today. I see you can't even lift your head."

The uncle smiled warmly: "Eat it, I added it specially for you, you must study hard~"

Naruto couldn't help laughing. The uncle's innocence seemed so cute at this moment.

"I understand, uncle. Thank you." Naruto took a sip of the noodle soup, which became more delicious with the addition of lobster.

It's simply Naruto's mental pickle.

"Suck it-"

Naruto slurped noodles and ate meat in big mouthfuls. He quickly finished two large bowls of wide noodles, paid the bill, and waved goodbye to the uncle.

Tomorrow, he will "put on a good show" in front of all the students.

……

The next morning.

Naruto arrived at Konoha's Spiritual Court on time and saw that Yamanaka Inoichi had been waiting with several students for a long time.

These students are relatively young, most of them come from medical ninja families, and are willing to embrace new changes in the ninja world and have relatively advanced ideas.

Of course, one of them is a young member of the Danzo faction, which is another matter.

"Everyone, this is our chief counselor for Konoha Psychotherapy, Uzumaki Naruto."

In the corridor, Haiyi introduced Naruto to the students with a smile. Naruto nodded with a smile and found that most of these students were youthful and good-looking.

This is what kids from petty-bourgeois families are like. They are capable, kind-hearted, and good-looking. It's really frustrating to compare yourself with them.

There were some cute-looking girls among them who were staring at Naruto with fiery expressions, but the latter just kept smiling and motioned everyone to follow him into the house.

There is a blackboard inside with Sai's medical records posted on it. Next, Naruto will briefly discuss Sai's condition with these students, which can be regarded as a disguised practical class.

At this time, several people outside the door greeted Naruto politely: "Hello, Naruto-sama."

"Oh, these are the people in charge of filming, you continue." Haiyi explained. Naruto glanced and saw Konohamaru waving at him excitedly.

Good guy, let's get the people from the newspaper to film it... Naruto smiled at Konohamaru, then said to the students:

"Fellow ninjas, I believe you have already seen this patient's condition. Could anyone help me summarize his condition?"

The atmosphere suddenly became like a classroom. A girl raised her hand and stood up, saying, "Sai's condition could be called a 'ninja occupational disease.' Its core characteristic is emotional disturbance."

Naruto nodded approvingly, "Well said, but this is the standard answer."

The girl stuck out her tongue, her eyes still sparkling as she looked at Naruto.

"When we think about problems, we can't just look at the standard answers. Sometimes we need to look beyond the problem to see its essence. So, students, do you know what the essence of Sai's problem is?"

The students below were lost in thought. Naruto looked around and smiled amiably, "I see that the students all have doubtful looks on their faces. Let me start by throwing out some ideas."

Dreaming of the teaching qualification interview... Naruto paused and said, "It's about the understanding of the task."

As soon as these words were spoken, a boy immediately raised his hand and said, "Naruto-sensei, are you saying that it's wrong for Sai, as a standard ninja, to regard [mission completion] as Keizumi?"

Naruto-sensei is okay, but honestly, as the founder of psychotherapy, you should call me Professor Naruto...

"You're half right," Naruto smiled and asked him to sit down:

"A ninja must complete their mission, but if they ignore the feelings of their companions in order to complete their mission, or if they directly regard the organization's orders as the standard of good and evil, their cognition will inevitably be distorted."

The students nodded slowly, and Konohamaru instructed the photographer to take several close-ups.

But at this moment, another boy with glasses and short hair suddenly raised his hand and said, "But Naruto-sensei, isn't the completion of the mission absolute? Our duty as ninjas is to regard the mission as more important than our own lives, right?"

There was a sudden silence all around. Konohamaru looked a little embarrassed, and Haiyi's face also darkened.

This is not a round-table discussion, it's a serious demonstration class. How could students in a demonstration class stand up and disagree with the teacher?

Naruto found the reactions behind him somewhat amusing. He had wanted to complain about the students in the demonstration class being like puppets before on Earth, but he had never expected that the ninja world would also engage in this kind of formalism.

Isn't it a good question to ask this kind of question? It just so happens that he is best at talking.

Moreover, just by looking at the expressionless face of this short-haired boy, you can tell that he is from Danzo's faction, right?

Naruto held out his hands in a downward motion, signaling everyone to calm down, "This student is very well-spoken. What's your name?"

"Yusuke Aburame." The boy answered calmly.

People from the Aburame clan... By the way, there was indeed a scientific research project related to the Aburame clan.

Aburame Tone was once Danzo's man, well, that's understandable.

"Everyone, what Yusuke said makes sense. However, this is the shinobi creed of the old times. The shinobi of the new era must not only complete their missions, but also maintain good physical and mental health."

"If we treat ninjas as consumables and show no concern for their physical and mental health, then all of Konoha's ninjas will be wiped out." Naruto said to everyone with a smile: "In the new era, ninjas need to complete more tasks, and sustainable development must be ensured. In addition, if their own apathy affects teamwork, the efficiency of completing tasks will also be greatly reduced."

"So, although what Yusuke said does make sense, we should take the good and discard the bad and look at it dialectically."

All the students were convinced by Naruto's words and nodded. Konohamaru and Haiyi's expressions improved, but Yusuke lowered his head.

In fact, he was indeed convinced just now, but he was a member of Danzo's faction after all, and he was young and promising. He couldn't be completely convinced by Naruto's big talk.

Mission accomplished, mission accomplished… He thought so as he and the other students followed Naruto into another room.

The room was divided into two halves by thick glass. Sai rested in one part, while Naruto and the students went to the other part of the glass.

It should be noted that the glass and the room are made of special materials. The students can see Sai through the glass and hear Sai's voice, while the opposite is true on Sai's side.

He could only see a mirror.

This is similar to an interrogation room on Earth.

Naruto explained some basic matters to everyone, and then several staff members brought in a display screen from outside and handed Naruto a miniature camera and a sturdy-looking box.

The students looked a little confused. Would this treatment require Naruto to hold a camera and film it?

But isn't there a photographer nearby? Why bother with this?
But they didn't ask any questions, just watched Naruto come to Sai's side.

"Naruto." There was a bed on Sai's side, and he was sitting on the edge of the bed. When he saw Naruto come in, he immediately stood up with obvious nervousness on his face.

There was no other reason. This situation was too much like an interrogation room. If Haiyi hadn't comforted him for a long time, he would really have thought that he was being "sold" by Naruto.

On the other side, Yusuke Aburame slowly opened his eyes and his heart began to pound.

As long as I can figure out Naruto's secret and report to those adults when I go back, it will definitely be a great achievement, right?

At this time, Naruto began to explain to Sai on the other end: "Don't worry, this treatment will not have any side effects. Next, you just need to inject chakra into here."

After saying that, Naruto took out the box and showed Sai what was inside.

Yusuke and the other students couldn't help but stand up at the same time, but when Naruto opened the box, the lid just blocked their sight, which could be said to be a blind spot.

What Sai saw were only fragments wrapped in cloth strips, and even with his imagination it was difficult to imagine what it really looked like.

Haiyi nodded slowly on the other side. It was definitely impossible to demonstrate such core technology directly. There was nothing wrong with Naruto's move.

What's more, there's a rat from Danzo's faction here...

Naruto smiled and said to the mirror, "This is Konoha's latest technology. I can't show it to everyone yet."

As he spoke, he whispered to Sai: "If you leak this, our cooperation will end here."

Sai's heart trembled, and then he nodded slowly.

After that, Naruto attached the miniature camera to his chest and explained to Sai and the other students: "Next, my shadow clone will directly enter Sai's heart and face Sai's inner demons."

The students looked at each other, and saw shock in each other's eyes.

However, they had already signed a confidentiality agreement before participating in this observation, and they could not disclose it at will before Naruto agreed to make it public.

Unless you don't want to stay in Konoha anymore.

"Oh!"

Naruto summoned his shadow clone, who sorted out the miniature camera. Afterwards, he would record all the scenes in Sai's memory space and play them to the students.

Haiyi's expression was solemn. He formed seals with his hands and used the Ninja Technique: Heart-Opening Technique to speak solemnly to the surrounding Anbu: "All units, please be alert and prevent the enemy from invading."

At this moment, the number of Anbu on duty around has almost doubled compared to usual days, and they are fully armed just to protect Naruto's secret.

The clone Naruto signaled Sai to inject chakra, and the latter nodded and reached his hand into the box.

At this moment, Yusuke's entire face was almost pressed against the glass, staring at the box like a wolf, as if he wanted to see through it.

Another girl from the Hyuga clan wanted to open her Byakugan at this time, but Haiyi raised his hand to stop her. She sat back angrily.

Hinata Hanabi's life trajectory was also changed because of Naruto. In addition to training, she also began to get involved in the new industry of psychotherapy.

The next moment, a twisted and changing vortex appeared on Sai's side, and almost everyone's heart trembled. They didn't expect that treating Sai would cause such a change.

There began to be a hint of awe in their eyes as they looked at Naruto.

Is this the strength of a chief consultant? It's truly unfathomable.

When Hai saw this scene, he couldn't help but start to imagine. This strange technique obviously involved time and space ninjutsu. He didn't expect that Naruto could actually teleport directly into people's hearts. It was simply unheard of.

If most people's emotions were shock and admiration, then Yusuke Aburame's mood at this time could be said to be a roller coaster ride.

(End of this chapter)