Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 151 Overview of Diagnosis and Treatment Data
Konoha 68 years.

The stone wall of Konoha's main gate glowed warmly in the autumn sun. The restored asphalt road extended to the bustling commercial district. The aroma of caramel wafted from the three-color dumpling shop, mixed with a hint of iron smell from the ninja tool shop.

If someone had visited Konoha a few years ago, he would have noticed that at this moment, the flow of people in Konoha has increased a lot compared to before, and the nearby commercial buildings also have obvious signs of renovation.

In short, it looks a bit rich.

Near the Hokage Building, you can see a line at a store near the Golden Crossroads. There is a sign on it that says "Konoha Spiritual Court Counseling Center" and there is a sign next to it that says "Psychological Clinic, go here →".

Most of the people in the queue were wearing forehead protectors from other villages, and a few were Konoha ninjas - most locals chose to make reservations directly.

In recent years, psychological treatment for ninjas has become a major source of financial income for the Hidden Leaf Village, and its GDP has shown an upward trend year by year.

There is the variable of "scientific research progress". At the beginning, the major ninja clans did taste the sweetness of this project, but due to the low level of scientific research, the effectiveness of diagnosis and treatment was relatively limited.

In the past two years, with the emergence of relevant technological achievements, the efficacy of trauma treatment has increased step by step, thus attracting a large number of ninjas from the same village and other villages to join the [Trauma Recovery Program] developed by Konoha Spiritual Court, and the Konoha Foundation has officially entered the era of profitability.

If there had been no Fourth World War, the enthusiasm for trauma treatment would have gradually cooled in a few years, and the country would have transitioned from trauma treatment to psychological diagnosis and treatment that civilians could also participate in. The recently opened [Psychological Clinic Project] is an attempt at this.

The perspective returns to the main gate of Konoha.

Gang Zitie, who was chatting with Shen Yue Chu Yun, saw the figures of an old man and a young boy gradually approaching in the distance. He looked around subconsciously, then his expression became serious, and he subconsciously began to tidy up his clothes.

Zitie quickly warned the people around him, "Hey, stop making trouble! Those two are back!"

Izumo looked in the direction of Zitie, his eyelids twitched, and he stood at attention, welcoming the two of them.

"Lord Naruto, you're back." Zi Tie said as he looked at the young man who was almost the same height as him and had a calm expression.

"Yeah." The young man nodded.

"Master Naruto, you've worked hard in your training." Izumo's expression was solemn. This look of meeting a god made the latter burst out laughing: "Alright, relax. What are you trying to do by being so tense?"

"Sorry, it happened without me noticing," Izumo laughed.

Naruto was stunned. What the hell is this? Who taught this nonsense?!

Oh, it seems like I just taught it casually when I returned to the village last time. That’s okay.

In the words of my hometown, this is called the spirit of Konoha's speech... You see, the ideological level is raised all of a sudden.

Naruto smiled at Jiraiya next to him and said, "I don't think it's appropriate for me to strut back to the village right now."

"After all, you are in an important position now, and too many people want to curry favor with you. I suggest you use Flying Thunder God to get on with your journey." Jiraiya smiled and shook his head. He was not surprised at his apprentice's performance at all, and there was a hint of pride in his tone.

Naruto stretched his waist and lifted a corner of his shirt, revealing his hard abdominal muscles to the air. He then whispered, "I remember setting a mark high up in Konoha."

After saying that, he teleported to a telephone pole somewhere high up in Konoha with a whoosh.

He kept his body still, as if he had merged into nature in an instant. Even the birds around him were completely unaware of his presence.

The natural energy around him flowed into his body, blending seamlessly with his own chakra, and his body's aura began to rise faintly.

Four minutes later.

Red eye shadow-like markings appeared on both sides of Naruto's cheeks, which were called [Facial Mask] by the Toad and were an important sign of the successful activation of Sage Mode.

Open your eyes!
The eye color changed from blue to green, the pupil lines turned into toad-like vertical stripes, and the eyes became sharper.

Naruto began to sense the chakra of everyone around him. He found that the flow of people in Konoha today was not much different from when he flew back to Konoha some time ago, which meant that everything was peaceful and Konoha was still in a peaceful state.

He noticed the presence of Tsunade and other high-ranking Konoha officials, as well as elite jonin like Kakashi who were also in Konoha, and his beloved disciple Konohamaru, who was practicing making meatballs with one hand.

"Four minutes..." Naruto chewed on the number silently.

The deeper you practice, the more you can feel the value of the geniuses in the ninja world. For Naruto, this genius hanging above his head is Naruto's biological father, Minato Namikaze.

[Instant Sage Mode] This achievement, though lacking the cultivation of the Sage Way, is like a frog in a well looking at the moon, unable to grasp the key points. But when you look back at the world's most talented people, seeing him is like a mayfly seeing the blue sky, a truly lamentable sight.

Uzumaki Naruto worked hard to practice Sage Mode, but he only improved from five minutes in the original work to four minutes!

Of course, not all time is spent practicing Sage Mode.

"Sakura's still not here today...what's going on?"

Naruto released his Sage Mode and felt completely bored. He had secretly gone back to see her over the years, using every trick in his book to flirt with her, often making her blush, but progress was surprisingly slow.

His greatest achievement was snatching her cheek when she wasn't prepared, causing her to hide from Naruto for two whole months! If the author hadn't been a virgin, this would have been a detailed presentation of 50,000 to 100,000 words, divided into three parts: upper, middle, and lower.

That's it.

But during this crazy struggle, Naruto came to a conclusion: Damn, flirting with girls is really addictive!

I just don't understand why Sakura is so shy. What's going on in her little head?

Naruto put the matter aside and instantly arrived at the location of Konoha's Spiritual Garden.

This place was rebuilt from the ruins of the original whirlpool, utilizing the natural chakra barrier. The main structure is a circular tree house structure with an underground floor, a soundproof meditation room, and additional sealing techniques to isolate it from the outside world.

He walked into the door head on and bumped into Yuhi Kurenai who was about to leave. The latter was startled and greeted him: "Naruto-sama."

"No need to be so polite. Strictly speaking, you and I are of the same level. Just call me Naruto." Naruto responded calmly.

Hong smiled and said, "I remember Naruto-kun once said 'the more courtesy, the less blame.' It's always right to maintain basic respect for the Chief Advisor."

"Okay...how's the development progress of that project lately?"

Naruto was asking about the "Non-Sharingan Hypnosis Therapy" project, of which Kurenai was the project leader. But judging by her expression just now, it seemed like the progress was average.
"Well... we've encountered some bottlenecks now. The main reason is that during hypnosis, patients instinctively resist the doctor's diagnosis and treatment, and their body signals automatically..."

Naruto interrupted him with a wry smile, "I'm not proficient in illusions. I'm mainly asking if you have any difficulties with funding."

In fact, this is a pity for Ming who traveled through time. He has a certain amount of knowledge in psychology, but his talent in illusion does not meet professional standards, so he can only settle for the second best and give some programmatic guidance.

Hong was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "The funds are fine, thank you for your concern, Naruto-kun."

As expected of a mature Jonin, his words are as gentle as a spring breeze. By the way, Sakura is also a Jonin now, and it seems that she even served in Anbu for a period of time before... Well, I have to maintain my identity as a Genin, after all, the strongest fighting force in the ninja world is the Konoha Genin.

After bidding farewell to Kurenai Yuhi, Naruto walked down the tree house. Although it was a wooden house, the furnishings inside were very modern. If you didn't know, you might think it was a branch of the Anbu.

From time to time, he would run into medical staff walking quickly along the way. When they saw Naruto, they would stop and salute him, and then watch him leave after he left. This kind of treatment was well deserved, and Naruto couldn't help but think of a classic Japanese drama called "White Tower".

Arriving at the door called [Equipment Department], Naruto knocked on the door, and after receiving the permission, he pushed the door open and entered.

Special equipment is being developed there. The latest project is the Chakra Emotion Chromatograph, which involves micro-chakra sensing worms modified from the parasites of the Aburame clan and is currently in the experimental stage.

Naruto was not here to inspect, but to find someone: Yamanaka Inoichi.

"Ah... Lord Naruto, is the training over?" Haiyi asked with a smile when he saw Naruto.

"I've already told you not to call your peers 'sirs'... Didn't I just share with you the 'disadvantages of bureaucracy'?"

During his training in the past few years, Naruto would return to the village from time to time to give lectures, with the aim of consolidating feudal rule... and spreading advanced ideas.

Haiyi scratched his head and said, "I'm sorry, Naruto-kun. Sometimes I just get used to calling you that. Besides, once I leave this clinic, I still have to call you Naruto-sama."

Haiyi means: We are equals in the clinic, but we each have our own way outside the clinic.

You call me the patriarch, and I call you sir.

"Okay, no more arguments. This time I need to check the patient's overall treatment profile."

The overview that Naruto mentioned refers to the data of ninjas who came to Konoha Mind Garden for treatment, such as the number of people who participated in treatment recently, the age distribution of patients, geographical distribution, etc. It will not involve the privacy of a specific person and is mainly based on numerical statistics.

Haiyi was a little surprised. Naruto rarely asked for specific data. Could there be any big moves recently?
It really does.

If Naruto remembered correctly, the next battle would be the [Battle to Recapture Gaara], so he needed to understand the recent medical situation in the Sand Village - Konoha had already established long-term cooperation with the Sand Village in this regard.

To do this, Naruto needs to explore the mental health of the Sand Ninja in advance to confirm whether there are any abnormalities.

Haiyi went out and brought Naruto to the archives department. After using his authority to search through it, he took out a booklet and handed it to Naruto.

Naruto took it without hesitation, opened it and looked through it, focusing on the part about Sunagakure.

"This is an overview of the diagnosis and treatment over the past six months. If you want older data, I can help you find more."

"Hmm..." Naruto didn't say anything, but his brows furrowed slightly.

(End of this chapter)