Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 136 Naruto's Natural Luck

Naruto's idea was simple.

Since it was Tsunade who caused the collapse of the memory space, he tried to conceal the death of Kato Dan.

Tsunade didn't know that Kato Dan had died, so she naturally wouldn't collapse and the strange phenomenon wouldn't appear.

In addition, this attempt can help them explore the 'correct way to play' in this memory space.

"You see, his kidneys are completely gone. Not even the legendary Sannin could bring him back to life."

"Young man, you might as well tell us your name first. Otherwise, how can we trust you if we don't even know your identity?"

Gongdao did not do so, but turned around to check Naruto's household registration.

Is it useful to report our names? We are not from the same era... Naruto thought that the NPC in Tsunade's memories was quite logical, but he didn't have much time now.

"Please, bury him right here."

Gong Dao shook his head: "No, young man, it's meaningless for you to do this..."

As they were arguing, they noticed a gust of wind behind them. Tsunade, carrying medical supplies, rushed over with an extremely anxious expression.

"Why are you still here? Quick! Lay the broken piece flat on the ground and unzip it!"

Naruto was stunned. It turned out that Tsunade already knew about Kato Dan's situation.

He could only watch as Tsunade began to rescue Duan. The latter did not even notice Naruto standing on the tree trunk. Only Gongdao glanced at Naruto from time to time with a wary look in his eyes.

"Stop! Stop! Stop right there!"

Naruto watched Tsunade's heart-wrenching screams and thought it was too late.

"run!"

He yelled towards Sakura, and the two of them began to run towards the distance!
"boom!!!"

A bright light came from Tsunade, and soon swept the surroundings completely. At the same time, Naruto and Sakura were surprised to find that the space around them was completely broken.

The entire memory space was like a mirror, completely shattered with the death of Kato Dan, and disappeared together with Mingying's clone!
……

reality.

Naruto and Sakura opened their eyes again.

The two looked at each other, and Sakura mouthed something in Chinese to him in a very soft voice.

That lip shape is three words:

【Countdown】

Naruto's thoughts suddenly became clear.

In Tsunade's memory space, the passing of Kato Dan's life is a countdown, his death represents the countdown returning to zero, and the bomb after returning to zero is the 'Tsunade' in the memory space.

So how do we defuse the bomb of 'Tsunade'?

Judging from these two adventures, this bomb does not seem like a disaster with a certain explosion radius that can be avoided, but more like a causal weapon.

As long as the countdown reaches zero, everyone in the memory space will definitely die.

The reason is: Naruto and Sakura ran very far, but the bomb directly blew up the space of their memories.

So they need to defuse the bomb.

So how to do it?

Tsunade completely collapsed because of the death of Kato Dan. As long as Kato Dan was not dead, Tsunade would not explode.

The path we take is to make up for regrets.

"Are you... done?" Tsunade in reality looked at the two people who opened their eyes again.

"Failed again?"

Naruto nodded and explained, "Although it failed, we have found the correct [treatment plan]."

"However, I may need your cooperation a few more times later."

"After that?" Tsunade noticed this detail: "Is there no way to completely cure it now?"

"I'm afraid so."

There are several steps to prevent Kato Dan from dying:
First, lock Kato Dan's position in advance;
Second, reunite with this team before Kato breaks his back and is seriously injured;

3. Kill or repel the enemies that seriously injured Kato Dan.

The first two steps require Mingying and the others to try many times, while the third step requires them to have strong combat power.

Now it seems that it may be too late for two people to try again and again.

"Let's join the battle and drive away Orochimaru and the others first," Naruto said, and then asked Tsunade, "Can we fight?"

Tsunade was silent for a moment, then nodded: "Okay."

"It's okay. If you see blood, I'll help cover your eyes."

After Naruto said this, he looked at Sakura, and the two understood each other and immediately joined the battle.

Tsunade took a deep breath and then followed Naruto.

The battle became one-sided after several people joined the fight.

Team 1 has developed a very high degree of coordination through many actual combats, and is able to achieve an effect of 1+1+3> in a short period of time. Coupled with the unlucky combination of Jiraiya and Gamabunta, Orochimaru and Kabuto quickly fell into a huge disadvantage.

In the end, Orochimaru and his companions chose to retreat and make other plans, and the battle ended there.

Compared to the original work, Tsunade returned to the village a week earlier, but her hemophobia had not yet recovered. The battle between the three ninjas in the original work turned into a melee between the three ninjas and Team 7.

The bet between Naruto and Tsunade continues, but the seed of faith in the will of their deceased lover is planted.

Naruto's various performances made Tsunade realize that her dream of becoming Hokage, which she had denied for decades, seemed to have a successor. This conclusion might be further confirmed when she returned to Konoha.

So how do we address hemophobia next?
"It's just a technical issue."

Under the setting sun, Naruto said this to Tsunade on their way back to Konoha.

Tsunade was silent, and said unconfidently, "You said before that it can't be cured immediately, right? So my problem must be very serious?"

"No, you just lack an opportunity to heal."

After that, Naruto looked at Tsunade seriously and said, "Believe me, your life will no longer be as muddled as it was in the past few decades."

Naruto already has a preliminary rehabilitation treatment plan for Tsunade's problem.

Let’s start with Xiao Li.

……

night.

After completing the KPI of picking up Tsunade and bringing her back to the village, Naruto sent Sakura and Sasuke back to the village, while he, Tsunade, Shizue, and Jiraiya rushed back at a normal speed.

He did not choose to fly over directly with people, mainly considering leaving Tsunade enough time to prepare mentally.

In a hot spring hotel some distance away from Konoha.

"Four ones."

Inside the room, Naruto casually glanced at his dice cup and called out a number to the man across from him.

The man's features twisted together as he looked at his dice cup, thinking hard, and then he said:

"Five ones."

"open."

Naruto calmly opened the dice cup, but there was not a single one. The man's eyes widened, and then he looked like he was beating his chest and stamping his feet.

"Yoshi... not bad, not bad," Naruto raised his hand and drew a stroke on the paper next to him with a pen, then did the calculation.

"Just lost ten games in a row, so don't drink for the next month."

"What? Did I lose so much?!"

Jiraiya snatched the white paper, his eyes widened, as if he wanted to tear the white paper in front of him completely with his mouth.

Tsunade and Shizune were drinking hot tea. Tsunade didn't react much, but Shizune reacted violently, and she and the Tonton in her arms were sweating profusely, feeling very uncomfortable.

Not long ago, after dinner at the hotel, Naruto pulled Jiraiya, who wanted to "collect materials", and said that he wanted to play some entertainment activities with him to enhance the relationship between master and apprentice.

After hearing Naruto's idea, Jiraiya immediately refused it sternly. How could he possibly play such a project with a child?
Then he heard Naruto say, if you win, I will let you know what real material collection is.

"Do you know what collecting materials means?" Jiraiya felt disdain for the little brat.

"Isn't it just digging a hole and peeping at a beautiful woman bathing?" Naruto said unhappily, "I can show you what a real beauty is anytime."

After saying that, he immediately demonstrated his seduction technique to Jiraiya - a feminine version of Naruto who was wearing clothes but had a curvy figure.

"Oh oh oh oh oh!" Jiraiya's eyes almost popped out, and he immediately expressed his intention to criticize this immoral technique.

Naruto changed the subject: "But if you lose once, you can't drink for a day... Well, this is my Flying Thunder God Kunai, you keep it, and I will supervise you at any time in the future."

"...I won't drink for half a day if I lose."

"make a deal."

The two of them first played various card games, and after Jiraiya lost all of them, Naruto suggested playing a game called "Laughing Dice".

Each person has a dice cup with five dice. The two people take turns to call out numbers. The last person must call out a higher number. If they don't believe it, they open the cup to verify. If the other party is right, the one who opened the cup loses. Otherwise, the one who called out the number loses.

A very common drinking game.

At first Jiraiya said that he didn't understand the rules, then he suspected that there was something wrong with the dice and that Naruto was cheating.

Then Jiraiya's painful screams attracted the attention of Tsunade and Shizune, and the two began to watch the battle and enjoy the show.

Then the two of them felt more and more terrified as they watched, mainly because Naruto in front of them was completely crazy with killing.

If they were playing seriously in the casino, Naruto would probably have a pile of chips in front of him by now.

It was not until this moment that Tsunade realized: No wonder this kid wanted to bet with me, it turns out he has such good luck in gambling!
The God of Gamblers!
Later, Tsunade became numb and just watched Jiraiya lose and get drunk, until he couldn't drink for the next month.

"Hey, lecherous sage, I'm doing this for your own good. Violating the three ninja prohibitions will only make you sink deeper into depravity," Naruto said with a look of deep sorrow.

"You're already in your fifties. If you keep going on like this, you might not die of old age, but rather die in a woman's belly or in a wine jar."

Tsunade looked at Naruto who was seriously educating Jiraiya, and suddenly found his appearance particularly funny, and couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.

Like a little adult.

In fact, Naruto himself was also shocked.

Just now, whether playing cards or dice, he let Naruto play and then taught him how to play step by step.

The scariest thing was that he didn't understand the rules at all. Naruto was the one who guided him, and then let him make his own choices at the critical moment. In other words, he was truly born with strong luck.

Should we say that Ashura's reincarnation is more valuable or that God is making up for Naruto's childhood trauma?

"I don't want to play anymore." Jiraiya waved his hands repeatedly. He was convinced of his defeat. Facing Naruto in this field, he felt like he was facing an insurmountable peak.

Naruto nodded and turned to Tsunade:
"Shall we play too?"

(End of this chapter)