Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 133 An unexpected change in the situation

Sakura put a mouthful of food into Naruto's bowl and said, "Now that things have come to this, let's eat first."

"Ah."

Naruto took a mouthful of rice and put it into his mouth to chew, but he couldn't help thinking of countermeasures in his mind.

The only way he could think of to break the deadlock was to use the fragments immediately, enter Tsunade's memory space, and clear out some of her inner demons.

But there are two problems here:

First, how to explain the principle of the fragments to Jiraiya and Tsunade afterwards;

Second, Orochimaru might cause trouble.

So can we let the situation become chaotic?

For example, in the original work, Jiraiya and Orochimaru fight each other first, and then Tsunade and Naruto fight against Kabuto Yakushi.

Tomorrow, let Jiraiya hold Orochimaru, Sasuke hold Kabuto, and Sakura and I will enter Tsunade's memory space?
Jiraiya wasn't poisoned by Tsunade, so he was more than capable of defeating a battle-damaged version of Orochimaru, and he could also help Sasuke deal with Kabuto at the same time.

Mute can also help.

Hiss, it feels like this is a possibility!

Naruto suddenly felt that it was the right thing to do to bring Sasuke and Sakura, just like what they did when they fought Itachi and Kisame before.

If you don’t have enough strength, you can make up for it with numbers, and then have a righteous gang fight.

This time the strength and numbers should be more than enough.

With this in mind, Naruto spoke up, "Everyone, I have a plan... wuwuwu?"

Before he could finish his words, Sakura stuffed sashimi into his mouth with a chopstick, and the rest of his words turned into "wuwuwu".

No, you're addicted to blocking my mouth, right?!

Believe it or not, I will shut your mouth later!

Naruto glared at Sakura angrily, and Sakura said calmly, "I told you to talk after dinner."

"Woo woo!" Naruto looked at Jiraiya, who took a sip of wine and said awkwardly, "Let's eat first..."

"I'm done eating."

Sasuke calmly put down his bowl and chopsticks, indicating that he was going to practice.

So after another half an hour, when everyone was almost there, Naruto called everyone to the hotel and told them his thoughts.

After that, Sasuke paused and was the first to speak: "Why don't we just kill Orochimaru?"

"First of all, we can't kill him. Secondly, the core of this operation is to convince Tsunade..."

"Why can't I kill him?"

Naruto looked at Sasuke helplessly. You're living too smoothly and you're starting to look down on Orochimaru, right?

He really wanted to say that Orochimaru could kill you with just his unique nesting doll substitution technique, but it was not convenient to say it, so he looked at Jiraiya.

The latter held his chin and said, "It is indeed difficult to kill Orochimaru. Even if we all attack together, it may be difficult to stop him."

"I agree. Let's think about how to convince Lady Tsunade." Sakura unconditionally supported Naruto.

"But, Naruto, what exactly was that thing you showed during the day?" Jiraiya suddenly asked, and the air became quiet in an instant.

Naruto remained noncommittal, "I picked it up on a mission before. It can help you confront people's inner demons."

Sasuke immediately became interested. This statement was obviously contrary to his previous ones. He thought to himself that his decision was indeed correct. By following Naruto, he could find out his secret.

Then take some time to ask him why he lied.

Naruto certainly cannot say that he developed it himself. Jiraiya is knowledgeable and will probably ask how he developed it, and then Naruto will be exposed.

As for Sasuke, Naruto just wanted to say it was a small case. He had already thought of countless ways to deal with it.

"Picking it up?" Jiraiya was a little skeptical.

"Yes, after our research, we found that it can allow us to enter people's inner world and eliminate their inner demons," Naruto lied without blushing or beating his heart. "It must be a new technique developed by another country."

This statement is difficult to verify.

Jiraiya asked about the functions, side effects and other precautions, and then did not ask any further questions.

He didn't ask too many questions. He planned to collect information and investigate on his own first.

"But how do you plan to convince Tsunade to accept it?" Jiraiya asked again: "This thing doesn't look safe."

"After all, it's not a forbidden technique, and it doesn't require any living creatures to be sacrificed. It just requires her to inject a little chakra into it."

Since Tsunade doesn't even reject Orochimaru's forbidden techniques, she has no reason to reject her own methods.

The four of them discussed for a long time, focusing on how to convince Tsunade, how to delay Orochimaru and Kabuto, possible accidents that might occur in the process, etc.

……

late at night.

An unexpected guest came to Naruto's room.

He first heard a noise, and instinct made him stand up quickly, then he found that the person coming was none other than Shizune.

At this moment, her expression was solemn and she looked like she was worried about something. Seeing this, Naruto invited her into the room to talk in detail.

"It's like this, Naruto-kun..." Shizune hesitated, as if she was uneasy about making a decision without authorization: "Tsunade-sama locked herself in her room tonight and didn't come out. I was wondering..."

"Is she asleep?"

"The lights in the room are still on. I smell some alcohol. Lady Tsunade should be having a drink."

"Ah."

Naruto didn't say anything. After a moment of silence, he asked, "What do you want to talk to me about?"

Shizune pursed her lips and said, "I'm afraid... Lady Tsunade will choose Orochimaru tomorrow." As expected... Naruto was not in a hurry and said calmly, "We already have a preliminary idea about this matter..."

He briefly stated his thoughts. Jingyin was surprised and then shook her head.
"But, Lady Tsunade may not accept your proposal..."

"This is the only solution. If I really let her choose for herself, what if she ends up leaning towards Orochimaru?"

Naruto thought for a moment and added, "But you can help in this matter as well."

"You mean, let me help convince Lady Tsunade?"

"Yes. Let's convince her together. As long as she can inject chakra, the process will take only a few seconds."

"..."

"It's okay, think about it again."

Naruto stood up to see the guest off, no longer trying to keep Shizune.

All that needs to be said has been said.

The rest is up to fate.

……

the next day.

Transaction location.

Same alley, same time.

In the original novel, only Tsunade and Orochimaru were involved in the transaction in the alley. Only after Tsunade broke the deal did all the parties appear.

But the situation today is different from before.

Perhaps because the involvement of more than one force makes people feel insecure, this time, two people were sent from each of the three parties.

Orochimaru and Kabuto, Tsunade and Shizune, Jiraiya and Naruto.

Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto's shadow clones were waiting in the distance, and if any accident occurred, they would immediately let Flying Thunder God teleport the two of them over.

Naruto's side's plan was simple.

Before Tsunade gives an answer, he first delays Orochimaru's side and persuades Tsunade to try the [Inner Demon Clearing Service] for free to directly improve the negative effects of hemophobia.

It's a bit like the protagonists of "Inception" sneaking into the target's mind and changing their thoughts.

The three parties stood facing each other, and Tsunade's eyes were not as determined as imagined. This was a difficult choice for her.

Orochimaru smiled and didn't seem to be worried that she would choose Naruto's side.

Jiraiya's expression was serious, but Naruto couldn't tell whether he was happy or angry.

"Have you made up your mind, Tsunade? Who do you want to choose?" Orochimaru asked in a hoarse voice, while Kabuto on the side carried one on his back.

This detail was caught by Naruto, he did not react, but just looked at Tsunade's expression.

Tsunade looked at Orochimaru, then back at Naruto, and opened her mouth to speak her reply.

"and many more!"

Suddenly, Naruto shouted at Tsunade and everyone looked over immediately. Orochimaru narrowed his eyes and said, "Naruto, you're not going to change your mind at the last minute, are you?"

"That's not the case. I just thought about it last night and realized that this deal is very unfair."

"what do you want to say in the end?"

Naruto took out the fragments wrapped in the ninja tool bag and said, "The Impure World Reincarnation, as a forbidden technique developed by the second generation, is already known to the world, but this new technique of mine is different. Tsunade only has a vague understanding of it."

"So, I should show her..."

Suddenly, Naruto became dazed and sensed something was wrong.

He instinctively looked around, but the environment didn't seem to have changed, so he continued, "I suggest that Tsunade experience the new technique first, and then she can make the final decision."

Everyone was silent, and at this moment, Tsunade suddenly said slowly: "Shizune, you went to see Naruto alone last night, right?"

Shizune was startled and subconsciously avoided his gaze, but her reaction betrayed her.

Dou's face darkened and he pushed up his glasses. "Is this your sincerity? Are you secretly colluding with each other?"

"That's not the case!" Shizune retorted loudly, "I was just worried about Tsunade-sama, so I contacted Naruto-kun privately and wanted him to help."

"But aren't we helping her now?" Orochimaru said with a smile, "Tsunade, they are doing all these little tricks behind your back because they feel guilty. You should know what to choose, right?"

"No, you would only do that if you genuinely care about her," Naruto suddenly said, causing Tsunade to feel a chill in her heart.

"Haha, I care about her too, so there's no need to prepare the two living sacrifices originally planned. We can provide them ourselves."

Orochimaru's 'super discount' almost completely reversed the situation.

"How refreshing! It's as if you didn't have enough captured men in your laboratory," Naruto sneered, and then continued to say to Tsunade:

"Please, just inject a small amount of chakra into it and I can help you relieve your hemophobia. I guarantee it with my personality and quality."

"Is this your new jutsu? It also uses chakra as a medium. Our jutsu doesn't even require Tsunade's chakra."

"The so-called free things are the most expensive, so don't even think about it..."

As Naruto was speaking, he suddenly found Jiraiya's big hand patting his shoulder and injecting chakra into his body.

His pupils shrank as he realized that Kabuto had taken several steps back and was giving him a sinister smile.

It was an illusion. The sense of discomfiture he had just felt came from the illusion!

The next moment, Naruto felt a gust of wind coming from behind him, and a dark shadow holding a scalpel slashed towards the fragments in his hand!
At the same time, Orochimaru's neck stretched out instantly and he bit Jiraiya's neck fiercely!

"I see." Naruto said softly.

Their thoughts were similar to Naruto's, and they had no intention of letting Tsunade choose for herself from the beginning.

(End of this chapter)