Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 131 Tsunade, I have a discount (4000 words)
Mingying and the other two aren't the only ones who are worried right now.

The black-haired boy in black shorts was standing at the door without knocking directly.

Uchiha Sasuke was very conflicted. He was hesitating whether to go in, mainly because it seemed like he had come at the wrong time.

Why can't this light bulb make a living without him?
But he didn't want to leave just like that.

Mainly because a few minutes ago, he caught a piece of worrying information.

This information immediately reminded him of the clues he had found before.

He heard Naruto singing inside, but the language he used was not Konoha's, but it also felt vaguely familiar.

"strangeness……"

At first, Sasuke subconsciously thought that this was Sakura's hometown dialect, but he soon discovered that the person singing was Naruto.

This is very paradoxical.

Two explanations:

First, Naruto learned the language of their hometown specifically in order to be with Sakura;

Second, Naruto knew this language before he and Sakura were together.

"It should be the first possibility...but is Naruto so talented in languages?"

Unconsciously, Sasuke's way of thinking began to move closer to Naruto's, and his life was no longer a repetitive training routine like before.

If his life were a game, then in addition to the two main storylines of [Kill Uchiha Itachi] and [Revive the Uchiha Clan], this game has also updated the DLC of [Uncovering the Truth about Naruto and Sakura].

It was a very strange feeling. Sasuke didn't feel that his training progress had slowed down. Instead, it was faster than before.

Recently, when he went to see Kakashi, the latter was shocked by his drive. As for the progress of training, Sasuke has reached a bottleneck. In order to make progress, he began to let Kakashi teach him new ninjutsu.

His biggest change was his gradually stable state of mind. He no longer regarded Uchiha Itachi as a monster.

Therefore, his strength is natural.

After thinking it over, Sasuke knocked on the door. There was a sudden noise from inside, and then Sakura opened the door, blinked, and invited Sasuke in.

Sasuke saw Naruto with a bandage around his neck and looked at Sakura.

I shouldn't have disturbed them, right?
"Ahem Naruto, I heard about you, were you attacked by Orochimaru?"

Bai Yi specifically told Sasuke about this.

"Um...so what do you want from me?"

"Nothing, just came to check on your injuries."

After hearing this, Naruto showed a helpless expression on his face: "If you came to see me specially, you should at least bring a fruit basket, right?"

Sasuke suddenly looked at his empty hands and was shocked to realize that he had been thinking about something on the way and even forgot to buy some comfort food.

"Okay, I'll be frank," Sasuke walked towards Naruto's bed, "Take me with you on this operation."

"Huh?" Mingying spoke at the same time, looking confused.

"Yusuke told me that you are going to find someone named Tsunade to succeed Hokage this time, right? Take me with you."

"Why?" Naruto didn't expect him to ask this.

Sasuke thought about it and decided not to directly say that he wanted to investigate Naruto and Sakura, so he changed his excuse:

"I want to meet Orochimaru. You see, he was the one who put the curse mark on my neck. I need to know his true thoughts."

Sakura and Naruto frowned at the same time, especially for Naruto, Sasuke's reason was a bit too far-fetched.

He hasn't come into contact with the power of the curse seal for a long time (to be precise, he has never used the curse seal), and he hasn't met Orochimaru. What is the opportunity that prompted him to talk to Orochimaru?
Or is this actually an excuse?

Sakura was worried about something different, and she immediately objected, "No. Orochimaru is already drooling over you, so going there wouldn't be exactly what he wants, wouldn't it?"

"But I remember Naruto has Flying Thunder God. If we encounter danger, he can just take me away. Didn't he escape this time?" Sasuke did not give in.

"Flying Thunder God is not omnipotent." Sakura looked at Naruto and motioned him to continue.

Naruto remained silent, he was still thinking about Sasuke's motives.

After being poked by Sakura's arm, Naruto suddenly woke up and echoed: "Forget it, it's too dangerous."

Unexpectedly, Sasuke shook his head: "This matter involves my future. If you don't take me with you, I will go there by myself."

Naruto frowned. He couldn't say to the pillar at this time, "I will bring you back to Konoha even if I break your legs."

After thinking for a moment, Naruto said, "How about this, Sakura...you go with him, we can fly to Tansho Street, meet up and talk for a bit, then leave."

When he said this, Naruto couldn't help but have an idea:
After the ninja world is connected to the internet, his online name will most likely be [The whole ninja world can fly].

"But..." Sakura hesitated.

"It's okay, just keep an eye on him." Naruto winked at Sakura.

Since Brother Zhuzi wants to do something big secretly, let him follow and see what he wants to do.

The problem is not big.

Sakura didn't say anything more after hearing that. Sasuke nodded and signaled Naruto that he could take them over now.

"Hey... I just recently got admitted to the hospital... Let me talk to Yusuke."

Naruto called Bai Yi and asked him to help with the discharge procedures, and asked Sasaki and Sakura to go back and make preparations.

Only Naruto in white was left in the room. The former thought for a moment and suddenly asked:
"Um, can you lend me some money?"

"Have you spent all the money I gave you?" Bai Yi asked in surprise.

Naruto shrugged helplessly and said, "Ninja tools, ninja tools, I've lost a lot of Flying Thunder God Kunai recently. And those disposable ninja tools, you know, I had the Flying Thunder God Kunai custom-made by Tenten, and the price is already lower than the market price."

These ninja tools are very expensive to use, which shows how outrageous it is for a rich woman to hold 600 billion detonating tags.

Naruto has been wondering recently if there is any way to solve the problem of spending money once and for all.

Bai Yi was silent for a long time, then suddenly said, "Actually, there is a way."

"explain."

"Recently, many people from prominent families have praised you and are eager to establish long-term friendly relations with you. What do you think..."

Naruto narrowed his eyes. Robbing the rich, huh?

This method is feasible, but it has major flaws. It will damage Konoha's development in the long run and may worsen relations with the major clans.

Since the save point is in Konoha and he has followed the path paved for him by Hiruzen, he must have the thinking of a Hokage and manage the unruly people under him... the villagers well, so that he can sustainably exhaust the resources.

"I'll give you an idea and optimize it to set up a foundation."

Bai Yi listened attentively, and Naruto continued, "This foundation will be used to do some practical things for Konoha, rationally allocate resources, and dispatch some people from the big clans to important positions."

"Most importantly, I am the highest person in charge of this foundation. In other words, I can control a portion of the foundation's funds."

Bai Yi nodded: "Then let's call it the [Naruto Foundation]."

He didn't think there was anything wrong with it. To him, the current Naruto was definitely the future Hokage and the Crown Prince of Konoha.

Is there a problem with the future Hokage redistributing Konoha's means of production? No problem.

"Well, you should do it as soon as possible. Also, the foundation must take the lead in setting up a trauma treatment room as soon as possible. Let the Yamanaka clan be responsible for this matter, and it must be completed before Tsunade takes office."

This step was to pave the way for Tsunade's future treatment of her hemophobia. When she returned to Konoha, she would find that Naruto's promise was not just empty talk, but a real commitment. Bai Yi didn't understand Naruto's intention, but still responded respectfully, "Yes."

"Okay, go ahead...By the way, is there anything wrong with Sasuke?"

"I've already reported this to Haruno Sakura, and she said there's no problem for now."

"Ok."

……

On the other side, in an alley somewhere on Tansho Street.

Tsunade and Shizune were rushing to a casino, but it was obvious that Tsunade was not in a good mood. Her mind was not on gambling, but on what Naruto said yesterday.

For some reason, Naruto's figure overlapped with Nawaki's in her mind from time to time. This sincerity seemed to be able to completely disturb Tsunade's heartstrings just by saying "Hokage is my dream".

"Tsunade-sama..."

Shizune noticed Tsunade's distress and was about to comfort her when she suddenly heard a loud noise beside her!
"Bang!!"

In the alley, a huge python suddenly appeared, and two figures stood quietly above it.

One of them had his hands hanging by his sides, wearing a hunting suit, with long black hair fluttering in the wind, but his face was covered with sweat, making him look ferocious and terrifying.

"Orochimaru..." Tsunade stared at him, and Shizune also looked as if she was facing a great enemy.

"It's been a long time since we last met. Are you looking for me to reminisce about the past?"

"Haha, you made it so hard for me to find you," Orochimaru and Kabuto walked down from the giant python and kept their eyes level: "Just tell me... I have something to ask of you."

Tsunade said nothing, quietly analyzing Orochimaru's situation.

Irregular heartbeat, high fever, and hands...

"You should be clear about the situation, Lady Tsunade..." Kabuto said in a deep voice, but was interrupted by Tsunade raising her hand.

"Go find someone else. I don't care about this kind of thing anymore."

"That won't do. Only a renowned medical expert like you, known as the 'Legendary Sannin', can do this..."

Kabuto pushed up his glasses, but Tsunade ignored his words and looked at Orochimaru, "What's wrong with these hands?"

"Nothing... just a minor injury from killing the Third Hokage..."

"Haha, don't look at me like that. Everyone will die one day, and flowers will wither one day. You should know this best..."

Orochimaru paused, a sarcastic arc appeared on the corner of his mouth: "After all, the two people you loved most were killed by you."

The surroundings fell into dead silence. Shizune was furious and was about to attack with the flying needles revealed from her sleeves, but was stopped by Tsunade.

"Orochimaru, you haven't changed at all," she said with a smile, "but you should be very clear about my personality..."

After saying that, she casually hammered the wall behind her!
"boom!!!"

Not far away, Naruto, Jiraiya, Sakura and Sasuke heard the loud noise.

Jiraiya's eyes were serious, and he said to the three little ones behind him: "Hurry up and follow, this is Tsunade's doing."

Sasuke looked at Sakura in astonishment. He originally thought that the latter's extraordinary strength was unique among female ninjas, but who knew that there is always someone better than you. The movement just now obviously exceeded the limit of Sakura's ability.

But what surprised Sasuke even more was that he seemed to be the only one in the team who reacted so strongly. What did the others think?

It all feels very calm.

"Do they all know Tsunade's information?" Sasuke asked puzzledly.

The four of them hurried over, and the plot line seemed to be changing again.

Back to Tsunade.

"...Otherwise I will...kill you!"

Kabuto looked at the furious woman in front of him, and like Orochimaru, a thin sweat formed on his face. He hurriedly explained:

"We're not here to fight, we just want to have a good talk with you."

"I said, get out of here right now." Tsunade seemed to have lost all her patience.

"I'll count to five. If you know what's good for you, get out of here right now!"

"We won't let you treat us for nothing. How about a deal?"

"Five...four..."

"Calm down, our conditions are very favorable and we guarantee your satisfaction!"

"Three...two...one..."

Orochimaru took a deep breath and was about to state his conditions: to resurrect Nawaki and Kato Dan.

"slow!!"

Suddenly, a young man's loud shout was heard in the distance. The four people turned around and saw Jiraiya and three others standing in the distance.

Then she saw the boy throw a kunai at the feet of the four people.

"Whoosh!"

Naruto appeared in front of the four people in an instant. He first looked at Orochimaru and then at Tsunade.

"I'm here to fulfill my promise. Before you listen to Orochimaru, would you like to listen to me first?"

Naruto knew the conditions for resurrecting his beloved were very tempting. Since he wanted to persuade Tsunade's conscience, he naturally had to argue his own advantages and belittle Orochimaru's conditions.

Unexpectedly, Orochimaru didn't even give Naruto a chance to speak, and directly said to Tsunade:
"I will use the forbidden ninjutsu I master to bring your brother and your man back to life."

These words exploded in Tsunade's heart like a bombshell, and she froze in place for a moment, but soon she heard the boy's booing.

Yes, boo.

It's just like playing in the World Cup at someone else's home stadium. When playing away, the whole stadium is filled with boos when a penalty kick is taken.

Everyone was silent, and Jiraiya and others who had rushed over were also silent.

Only Tuntun uttered a sound: "Puff?"

Fully expressed his doubts about Naruto.

Naruto let out a long sigh, his expression softened, and he said seriously, "Don't just listen to his side of the story. How do you know I don't have a better 'offer'?"

Orochimaru couldn't help but ask, "Naruto, what makes you think you have a better bargaining chip?"

"First of all, your chips aren't very good,"

Naruto officially began the debate: "Immortal Reincarnation, the forbidden technique of calling the dead back to the living world, seems powerful, but in fact it brings huge disadvantages to both sides."

He looked at Tsunade and said, "I have read your intelligence. Your brother and your man are true men who have inherited the will of fire. However, recalling them to the world will cost human lives."

"In other words, the moment your loved one came back to life, they already owed him or her a life. Are you sure this is what they wanted?"

If the debate had ended here, perhaps Naruto would have won the game directly.

His remarks hit the nail on the head, or rather, they addressed a question often discussed in philosophy:
If calling the dead back to the living goes against their will, should it still be done?

Perhaps most people would choose not to do this and respect the wishes of the deceased.

(End of this chapter)