Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 13: The plot line changes again
Before going to the real waterfall to wash, the Nine-Tails' chakra can draw out the malice deep within a person's heart.

For the current Naruto, the experience of more than 20 years in his previous life can prevent him from being deeply affected. In addition, the Nine-Tailed Fox has recovered some of its malice, so the chakra he absorbs is purer than before.

Naruto could feel power beginning to surge from every cell in his body, and a faint red chakra appeared around him, causing the temperature in the air to rise a bit.

Naruto didn't hesitate at all. He dug his toes into the ground and rushed towards Bai. With lightning speed, he was ready to smash Bai's mask with one heavy punch!

At the same time, Sakura pulled out her Fuma Shuriken, spun it around, and threw it towards Zabuza's "corpse"!
Everything happens in the blink of an eye!

Kakashi subconsciously wanted to stop him, but he was exhausted and unable to move for a while, so he was supported by Sasuke.

Bai's heart sank, and he immediately carried Zabuza to the side.

"Boom!" Naruto's thundering attack created a sonic boom in the air. He exerted force on his muscles and adjusted his body in the air. He quickly wrapped his legs with chakra and kicked the missed wind shuriken towards Bai!
"Damn, I almost got my leg cut off by a blade," Naruto sneered, his body falling towards the tree trunk in front of him due to inertia. He kicked his foot and launched himself towards Bai again, red chakra wings sprouting from his back, increasing his speed.

Although he maintained basic rationality, Naruto's fighting style became still more violent, as if he was determined to fight to the death.

Bai kicked the center handle of the Fuma Shuriken with his foot, and after it bounced off, he threw flying needles at Naruto's acupuncture points.

Naruto used the Nine-Tails Chakra to easily deflect all the silver needles, and knocked Haku and Zabuza away with a headbutt, while Sakura had already rushed behind Haku.

Bai rolled over several times, furious.

"You, actually dared to attack Mr. Zabuza's beautiful body!" A crack appeared on his mask, his hair was flying around, and his initial cold temperament completely disappeared.

Naruto stood in front of him and said with a half-smile: "Little chicken, your black feet are exposed, right?"

"The Domineering Little Girl Falls in Love with the CEO", that's fine.

Haku began forming hand seals with one hand, apparently intending to reunite Naruto with his family right then and there.

It was at this moment that something strange happened!
A large number of ninjas wearing masks and silver armor filed out and attacked in the direction of Daz. Sasuke was shocked and subconsciously threw out all the detonating shurikens in his bag, while shouting to Naruto: "Naruto, let's retreat!"

He felt like a babysitter on the battlefield, sometimes taking care of Daz and sometimes of Kakashi.

He has given so much to this class...

"Lin Bei's Cardo!" Naruto cursed. He couldn't chase Bai anymore, otherwise the enemy would steal the crystal, and Datz would die, and he would just laugh and type GG.

"Boom!! Boom!!" At this time, the traps that Sakura had set up in advance began to be triggered continuously, causing heavy casualties among the enemies. Blood and flesh flew everywhere, black smoke billowed, and the whole place was in chaos.

The trio gathered together, Naruto carried Kakashi, Sasuke carried the scared Datz, and Sakura threw the remaining killing tools at Bai to prevent him from forming an ice shield.

However, Bai's secret technique requires the enemy to be within the range of his release. Ming and Ying agreed that the original Naruto was a wise man, otherwise, throwing explosive tags from outside would probably be enough to make Bai suffer.

"Swoosh! Whoosh!" The five people fled in chaos. Before leaving completely, Naruto specially summoned a shadow clone and began to rush towards Konoha.

Damn, you’re the only one who knows how to use the human wave tactic, right?
I'll go back to Konoha for help and give you the entire squadron. Let's see how you fight!
Sakura gave Naruto a thumbs up for his quick wit.

……

After a long and arduous journey, the group finally managed to escape the enemy's encirclement. The trio quickly inquired about Daz's home address and began to consider whether they should move somewhere else to hide.

In the original novel, Cardo's mercenaries specifically went to Daz's house and prepared to take Daz's family hostage.

If Naruto hadn't overslept, something might have happened to Daz's daughter and grandson.

"The original story didn't move the house in order to depict the growth of Daz's grandson, which was for the sake of character arc. But now if we don't move the house, it would be pure stupidity."

Naruto, now lucid, sternly insisted they must move. If they didn't, he'd have to learn what the inherently evil Nine-Tailed Demon Fox was. "Indeed, Kishimoto knows nothing about Naruto," Sakura nodded. Meanwhile, their conversation was overheard by Sasuke and Dazu.

The two looked confused.

Sasuke coughed and interrupted, "We really can't stay where we are, and it's best not to even go to the bridge right now."

"Right!" Naruto slapped his forehead and said, "Uncle, just stay with us for two weeks. Once the Konoha Imperial Army arrives, we'll make plans."

Sakura held her forehead, what the hell is the Konoha Imperial Army!

Can you be more serious?

Daz said excitedly, "No! We absolutely cannot stop the construction of the bridge now. This is our only hope for the Wave Nation..."

As he spoke, his eyes became moist.

"Pa!" Naruto slapped him on the back of the head and said impatiently, "Can you please have a better view of the overall situation? I'm not stopping you from building, I'm just asking you to stop for a while."

"And stopping work can also paralyze Cardo, so he won't cause trouble for your coworkers. Do you understand?"

"I'll write the suspension notice," Sakura said, feeling somewhat sorry for Daz. She felt that Naruto was a bandit. "I've written tweets frequently before, so the words won't be a problem."

Naruto narrowed his eyes slightly, "I thought you were the anchor. After all this fuss, you're a civil servant?"

"A public institution." Sakura said calmly.

"Hey, let me tell you," Naruto said with a smirk, "Do the men around you feel particularly accomplished when they conquer you? They're both speedrunners and public servants..."

In Naruto's opinion, Sakura in front of him has a very strong personality charm. In his previous life, he would definitely be willing to make friends with such a girl.

Or the tender Sichuan girl, who doesn't know that the land of abundance is especially nourishing...

Ahem, except mu 0.

Sakura: "Climb."

Naruto: "Okay."

Several people rushed back to Daz's house at lightning speed, and Sakura came forward to explain the situation to Daz's family.

Of course Dazu agreed to move. After all, if he didn't agree, Naruto would help him agree.

"I don't want to move!" Daz's grandson, Inari yelled and ran upstairs quickly.

Daz's daughter looked at them apologetically and asked carefully, "Can we move in a few days? Inari needs mental preparation, not to mention this gentleman also needs care." She pointed to Kakashi on Sasuke's back.

"Move now," Naruto said expressionlessly, "Ma'am, we can't bet on Cardo's kindness. Besides, we encountered two waves of attacks on the way here. If they come to our door later, it will be too late."

After saying that, he strode upstairs, turned around and smiled at Daz's daughter:

"Don't worry, I won't beat him."

It’s understandable that little kids love home.

(End of this chapter)