Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 129 Orochimaru's Trickery
"Calm down, calm down. This isn't the end of the world yet..."

Naruto stared at the two of them, keeping his expression calm as a brainstorming session started in his mind.

Jiraiya was hungover in the hotel. He left coordinates at the door and in the corridor before leaving this morning. Now we can fly back and rescue him immediately.

But Orochimaru's words seemed to be saying: Fly back quickly to save Jiraiya!
It's like a trap has been dug for me to jump into.

"Is there something wrong with the procedure of 'flying to Jiraiya, carrying him on his back and flying away'?..."

"Perhaps the action of 'carrying Jiraiya' is too troublesome for me now that I'm small. It will delay me for several seconds..."

Naruto thought to himself, and suddenly, he heard the master remind him excitedly:
【Don’t go back, go away! 】

Naruto narrowed his eyes: What do you mean?
[They have great ill intentions. This is a trap. Don't go to the hotel!]

Naruto shook his head: The lecherous sage might die.

The old guy is good in every way, except that he violated all three ninja prohibitions and has too many flaws.

[…What should I do then?] I asked anxiously.

Naruto: It's okay, it's not a big deal.

"Haven't you thought about it yet? Haha... Or rather, you can choose to accept my suggestion first." Orochimaru raised the corner of his mouth and slowly walked towards Naruto.

"Accept your curse seal? I already said I'm not interested."

At this time, Naruto already had a preliminary idea in his mind.

His battle with Kabuto exposed Flying Thunder God and Rasengan, but he had the Nine-Tails as his support and had no problem dealing with one of them.

Taking Jiraiya with him might be just what he wants, so let Jiraiya log in again, and there is no way he can lose in 2V2.

As for how to wake him up, Naruto had already figured it out. He would just pour the Nine-Tails' chakra on him. Its evil and coldness would surely wake Jiraiya up on the spot.

The only difficulty is that the awakening process may last for a few seconds.

Just watch these few seconds.

"Whoosh!"

In an instant, Naruto flew back to the hotel.

On the other side, Orochimaru and Kabuto smiled at each other and released their clones at the same time.

……

beep, beep...

Naruto quickly walked through the hotel corridor. Instead of flying directly back to the room, he took a long detour.

It takes about ten seconds longer than flying directly back to the room.

beep, beep...

Suddenly, Naruto felt his eyes blurred, and the doors of the rooms around him seemed to become exactly the same!
"It's an illusion set up in advance."

Naruto circulated his chakra to disrupt the internal functions, and then he heard the sound of breaking wind coming from his side.

"Ding! Ding! Ding!"

Naruto instinctively took out his kunai and deflected the flying shuriken, then he found snakes coming out from the gaps and rushing towards him!

He looked down and discovered that the bodies of these little snakes were gradually growing larger!

False and false, true and false.

"The little snake also set up an illusion!"

Naruto did a series of backflips and then summoned a shadow clone, which condensed chakra and was then thrown straight forward by the original body!

"boom!!"

He chose to ignore the illusion and used the Rasengan to grind all the snakes that pounced on him into meat paste!

The shadow clone was released and Naruto went up to the next level.

By this time, he had realized that this was a complete trap.

It was not to kill Jiraiya, but a trap specifically targeting Uzumaki Naruto.

"The old guy might have some way to protect himself, so they attacked me first."

Naruto suddenly thought of "flying back to Konoha first", but then he heard the deity roar in his heart:
【Rear right! 】

Naruto didn't turn his head, but just turned sideways to avoid the flying giant python, then took out a kunai and cut it in half!

He had already seen Jiraiya's room, and suddenly, all the doors of the surrounding rooms began to move left and right, and transformed into the same room number!
The entire space began to distort and deform.

Then he heard a sound coming from his left, so he condensed the Rasengan in his right hand and used the kunai in his left hand to block Kabuto Yakushi's scalpel.

Then, Naruto let go of the kunai in his left hand, grabbed Kabuto's wrist, and stabbed his abdomen with his right hand!

"boom!!"

The expected scene did not happen. Kabuto shattered like porcelain. At the same time, Naruto felt a chill on the back of his neck.

Suddenly, violent chakra fluctuations erupted around Naruto, and the Nine-Tails' chakra coat instantly wrapped around him and extended in all directions, transforming into the shape of a hand and grabbing everywhere.

This moment only lasted for a second before the Nine-Tails' chakra was retracted into Naruto's body.

No one was caught by the Kyuubi's chakra.

"Oh, I have grown up."

Naruto sneered and turned around to see Kabuto keeping a safe distance from him, looking at him with a smile.

When Naruto encountered the illusion just now, he deliberately did not remove it immediately, pretending that he did not have time to remove it, and took the initiative to attack the illusory Kabuto. Then he could release the Nine-Tails the moment the real body approached and catch everyone around him.

His ability to resist illusions is now very strong, and he can respond quickly to both controlled illusions and misleading illusions.

Therefore, Naruto chose to pretend to be under an illusion and use the information gap to counterattack.

Unfortunately, Dou was not hit.

Naruto looked at the door of the room that gradually stopped changing, and found that Kabuto was blocking the way. The latter spread his hands and said, "Why bother? Lord Orochimaru and I don't want to make things too awkward with you."

"There's no need to be so serious, right?"

"Should I choose to believe you or believe that I am the Fifth Hokage?"

Naruto flexed his arms, his attitude saying, "I don't want to talk to you anymore," which made Kabuto furious. "Are you unhappy? If you're unhappy, come and kill me,"

This time, Naruto was the one who smiled. He did not attack immediately, but analyzed Kabuto's psychology: "I know you, Kabuto Yakushi, you worked like a slave for Orochimaru after being taken in by him."

"I suppose you were doing well until Uchiha Sasuke, the perfect vessel, showed up and you found your position threatened."

Kabuto pushed his glasses up and said with a forced smile, "Naruto-kun, what makes you think your analysis is correct?"

"Because you killed me that night, and Orochimaru has already regarded me as someone similar to Sasuke."

The surroundings suddenly fell into silence.

This is very subtle. At this moment, Naruto does not seem like the prey of the two men, but rather like a student who is right and is reporting Kabuto Yakushi to Orochimaru, the "class teacher".

He said proudly: Look, Teacher Orochimaru, Kabuto didn't do what you asked at all, he was completely going against you.

However, Naruto was also testing the waters. Before he traveled through time, he read a lot of analysis on Kabuto on the forum. Many fire experts believed that Kabuto was jealous of Sasuke.

But Kishimoto left all these blank and never expressed his opinion.

At this, a hoarse laugh came from somewhere: "Hahaha... Wonderful, so wonderful."

"Uzumaki Naruto..."

Naruto only felt a chill from his heels to the top of his head, and his whole body was tense, as if he was about to fall into the abyss in the next second.

Danger!Danger!Danger!

【above!】

Naruto didn't look up, he grabbed the ground with his toes and rushed forward, wrapped himself in the Nine-Tails Chakra, and rushed directly towards Kabuto!

He wanted to crash into Dou like a big truck, preferably causing a concussion on the spot.

Dou's face darkened. Instead of resisting, he dodged to the side!
This is exactly what Naruto wants!

He was only two steps away from Jiraiya's room!

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

There was another sound of breaking wind, this time accompanied by the sound of steel wire. Naruto's pupils shrank and he stopped again, using the Nine-Tails Chakra to deflect the surrounding kunai.

"Why aren't you awake yet, old man?"

Naruto gritted his teeth, thinking that such a loud noise should wake him up.

But it's not surprising. When Naruto was in college, he went to Helens with his best friends to drink, and they slept like dead pigs the next morning.

A few flying needles from behind launched the kunai into a specific trajectory, and then Naruto heard a "click" sound under his feet.

"roll!"

Naruto burst out with the Nine-Tails Chakra, smashing all the traps that popped up. Then he rolled forward and knocked open the door.

Then, he noticed that the door was opened and there was another sound of mechanism. Jiraiya was lying with his back to him, sleeping soundly.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

"Zizi-"

Kunai, shurikens, flying needles, and burning detonating tags were all fired at the same time, locking onto the direction of Naruto and Jiraiya!
For some reason, Naruto suddenly felt a strong sense of disharmony.

"Ding! Ding! Ding!"

Naruto rushed to Jiraiya, deflecting the kunai as he rushed, then hugged him and directly launched the Flying Thunder God Technique!

"Whoosh!"

An old man and a young boy fell in the corridor, and a violent explosion was heard above.

"boom!!!"

At this time, Jiraiya with disheveled hair said "Hmm?" and turned to Naruto, who was about to say something to him.

suddenly!

"Pfft!"

Jiraiya's head turned ninety degrees with a snap, and then he bit Naruto's neck hard!

To be precise, it was Orochimaru disguised as Jiraiya.

"Hehehe..." Orochimaru injected the curse seal and snake venom into Naruto's body, paralyzing him, and said with a smile:
"I forgot to tell you, Jiraiya is now..."

"On my way to buy you breakfast, hehe."

Naruto raised his hands with difficulty and tried to hold his neck, but Orochimaru was extremely strong and his neck was stretched out, making it difficult for him to resist.

Jiraiya didn't sleep in either. On the contrary, last night's conversation made him toss and turn, so when Naruto woke up this morning, he woke up too.

As soon as Naruto left, Jiraiya simply tidied himself up and ran outside to buy breakfast for Naruto.

He knew that Naruto had the habit of getting up early to practice.

But, Naruto didn't know.

Taking advantage of information asymmetry in combat is an eternal truth in ninja combat.

Orochimaru discovered the information gap that Jiraiya had left the inn, so he finalized the plan.

First, he threatened Naruto and put psychological pressure on him, then used Jiraiya as a threat to lure Naruto into a trap, and used multiple reversals in the battle to disrupt Naruto's thinking, making him unaware of the logical loopholes and concealing his true purpose.

It's very simple logic. If they really wanted to kill Jiraiya, they couldn't have set such a simple trap, nor could they have spent so much time fighting Naruto.

Everything is a prelude to this final blow.

Perhaps Jiraiya had already heard the noise here and was rushing back, but just a few dozen seconds was enough.

This is Orochimaru's cunning military strategy.

Now, Uzumaki Naruto must accept his 'gift' from Orochimaru.

Unexpectedly, Naruto blurted out a few words:
"interesting."

(End of this chapter)