Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 126: Stop being Hokage, Tsunade!

Jiraiya noticed Naruto's strange expression and asked, "Did you think of anything?"

"nothing."

Naruto relaxed his brows slightly and slowly sorted out the changes in the plot line.

Orochimaru found him ahead of time, which might also mean that he had found Tsunade ahead of time.

In addition, Tsunade's gambling luck has inexplicably improved, which means that the mastermind behind the scenes may have found her.

But Sakurazaka had just fought against Black Hand these past two days. Could he fight on two fronts?
Suddenly, Naruto thought of a very important variable.

"Sexy Immortal, is there any hidden underground casino nearby?"

Jiraiya scratched his eyebrows: "Maybe, but I need to find out the location first, otherwise, Naruto, we should just do it like before..."

"No, I'll look for it with you this time."

He could no longer allow Jiraiya to drink wine and collect information as he did before.

Noticing Naruto's serious expression, Jiraiya's expression also became serious. The two began to look for people who looked like gamblers in the izakaya and questioned them one by one.

Soon, the two locked onto several remote locations and began searching along the way.

Fortunately, they soon found Tsunade, who was spending money like water, in a room. She looked drunk, with a flushed face. There was a pot of shochu beside her, and several gamblers who were eager to start gambling turned their heads to look at her.

It looked like she had just suffered a huge loss.

"Jiraiya?!"

Tsunade took off her green coat, revealing the sleeveless top underneath. She stared at Jiraiya with wide eyes, her plump, white and full breasts rising and falling slightly with her body.

"It seems to be correct..." Naruto breathed a sigh of relief. Tsunade had defeated the gambler before, and she was ambitious, so she might continue to make progress and continue gambling while her luck was good.

Fortunately, it doesn’t deviate too much from the original.

She lost again, which means her fate has improved again.

Naruto suddenly had an evil idea: find an opportunity to hypnotize Tsunade, and then use her gambling luck to predict good and bad luck.

Or to put it simply, as soon as she becomes Hokage, move a mahjong table over there, and then just go to the office when needed... Oh, and find her some mahjong buddies. I think a Hokage advisor would be a good choice.

I hope Xiaochun and Yan don't mind.

By the way, is there mahjong in the ninja world?

"Ahem, let me introduce you," Jiraiya's words brought Naruto back to his senses: "This is Tsunade, my comrade from the same period."

"Long time no see, Jiraiya. I didn't expect you to bring a brat with you when you were collecting wind."

Tsunade's tone has the charm of a plump and beautiful mature woman, and a hint of drunkenness, which is a rare and powerful medicine for some strong men with excess energy.

"The Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto spoke briefly and to the point, with a hint of authority in his words, staring at Tsunade.

Tsunade's expression froze, her eyes narrowed, and she stared back. Shizune beside her widened her eyes slightly, and she held the totten in her arms tighter.

What a crazy boy!
Under the dual pressure of Black Hand and Orochimaru, Naruto decided not to follow the original plan, but to speed up the process directly.

The original work gave Naruto a week to practice the Rasengan, but now, Naruto feels that this time is too long.

After a moment, Tsunade was the first to withdraw her gaze and said softly, "...Interesting boy."

"Let's go talk somewhere else!"

……

Tanshu Street, Izakaya.

The four of them sat down in a small compartment, and the scene seemed to return to the original. Tsunade and Jiraiya drank and ate silently, chatting casually, but unlike the original, Naruto was also picking up food silently.

Tsunade and Shizune saw all these scenes.

Tsunade had seen many young men of Naruto's age, and she had to admit that Naruto looked a lot like Nawaki, but his personality was nothing like that.

Usually, by this time, the children have already started making noises, asking in dissatisfaction why the adults are not talking about the business. Then the adults will calmly ignore the noises.

But Naruto is different.

Old-fashioned.

Half an hour passed like this, and Jiraiya and Tsunade went from chatting casually at the beginning to having nothing to say to each other. It was obvious that each of them had something on their mind.

At this time, Naruto spoke.

"Have you finished catching up?"

These words immediately made Tsunade feel awkward, because these did not sound like what a junior would say to an elder. It was like an elder was chatting with a chattering junior, and then said lightly: Can we talk about business now?

On the contrary, it belongs to Tiangang.

Naruto looked at Jiraiya again, his eyes seemed to say: Didn't I give you time to chat? Why are you silent when it's time to talk business?
Jiraiya also began to look unnatural, and he was a little unsure of his position.

No, who is the master and who is the apprentice?

Finally, it was Tsunade who looked at Naruto under Shizune's nervous gaze and said, "You have something to ask me, right? Let me make it short."

She didn't look at Jiraiya, but asked Naruto directly.

It's nothing, this kid gives people the feeling of a very strong personality, why not listen to what you have to say. Naruto looked at Jiraiya, who nodded, so he said: "We want you to go back to Konoha and rescue someone."

Huh? Jiraiya was a little confused. During the previous illusion confrontation, he had clearly told Naruto that he wanted Tsunade to return as Hokage.

Naruto agreed.

How come it has become saving a person now?
Tsunade said nothing, just looked at Naruto quietly, without directly refusing: "Who?"

"Locke Lee."

The fact that Rock Lee had his hands and feet crippled by Gaara during the Chunin Exam has not changed in this time and space.

"I've never heard of this person." Tsunade expressed her refusal very straightforwardly.

Jiraiya was a little impatient, but Naruto waved his hand and continued: "I will use all the capital you lost before to hire you to rescue this person."

"I have a lot of money. To be exact, I inherited part of the Third Hokage's estate."

Oh? Jiraiya's interest was piqued. It seemed Naruto wasn't just changing his mind at the last minute, but was using some complicated persuasive tactics.

Then let’s see how you’re going to do it.

The word "inheritance" instantly changed their expressions. Shizune subconsciously asked, "What do you mean? Why do you say it's the Third Hokage's legacy?"

"What else could it mean? The Third Grandfather died, and now the village has no Hokage."

This information was spoken lightly by Naruto, but it was like a bomb exploding in Tsunade Shizune's heart.

Tsunade was not a heartless person. When she heard the bad news, her heart trembled subconsciously, her breasts heaved violently, and the blush on her face became even more intense.

The question now is no longer whether to save Rock Lee, but the sacrifice of the third generation and what Konoha should do.

Tsunade was silent for a long time, brushed a strand of golden hair back behind her ear, and asked casually, "Who will be the Fifth Hokage?"

As soon as this question was asked, Jiraiya immediately looked at Naruto. Shizune and Tsunade quickly caught this detail and immediately understood most of the details. They already had an idea of ​​the purpose of the two people's visit.

Unexpectedly, Naruto rebelled again at this juncture and said lightly: "Who knows?"

"Naruto...?" Jiraiya was startled. He opened his mouth, but was stopped by Naruto's eyes again. This time Naruto's eyes were fierce. Jiraiya was frightened for a moment, but soon doubt replaced astonishment.

What is Naruto up to?

Tsunade and Shizune were also a little surprised, and then looked at Naruto, whose face was gradually becoming gloomy.

Tsunade read from the boy's eyes...

anger!
Where does the anger come from?

But Naruto just didn't say anything, he just stared at the two of them with a sullen face, and the atmosphere instantly became extremely depressing.

Tsunade didn't say anything either. She suddenly felt aggrieved. Why does this kid look at me like that?
Did I do something wrong?!

Then the situation remained frozen for one second, two seconds... thirty seconds... one minute...

Until almost five minutes!
Finally, it was Shizune who could no longer bear the endless oppression and yelled at Naruto, "What the hell is going on? Why are you looking like that at Tsunade-sama?!"

Naruto narrowed his eyes and slowly shook his head.

This means that you are muted and have no right to ask this question.

At the same time, the three were surprised to find that a faint red chakra cyclone began to emanate from around Naruto, and a sense of pressure descended, as if warning Shizune, "Don't fucking interrupt me."

Tsunade sensed this naked threat. She didn't cause trouble, but she wasn't afraid of it either. So her tone dropped completely:
"What on earth do you mean?"

"That's a good question," Naruto finally spoke. Facing Tsunade's somewhat cold gaze, he slowly spoke out his 'heart': "Originally, we came here to invite you to return to the village to serve as the Fifth Hokage."

"But look at what you looked like just now, a complete gambler!"

"How can such a person lead Konoha's revival and bring hope to those desperate villagers?"

"But I hate it. Someone like you has mastered the most powerful medical ninjutsu. The entire ninja world will probably mourn for this!"

Naruto was filled with righteous indignation, and his words and deeds were conveying a signal:
This is the feeling of "sad for her misfortune and angry at her for not fighting back" towards Tsunade's fate.

Tsunade, one of the legendary three ninjas and the legendary medical ninja famous in the ninja world, has fallen to this point.

How could such a person be qualified to be the Fifth Hokage?
Then, Naruto's tone was extremely serious: "I don't know what you've been through. I only know that you are the best medical ninja, but I'm afraid the Will of Fire can no longer control you, so I choose to use money to buy a glimmer of hope for my best friend!"

After saying this, he deliberately emphasized the next few words: "Use the inheritance of my third-generation grandfather!"

These hurtful remarks completely ignited the suppressed emotions!

Before they knew it, the izakaya fell silent, and all the patrons looked at the yellow-haired boy in front of them with extremely astonished eyes.

But this is not the end.

Because Tsunade saw two lines of hot tears flowing from the corners of the eyes of the young man in front of her.

He seemed to be saying: I want to save Xiao Li's life, but I know that the honor of a medical ninja cannot persuade you, so I would rather give up everything I have just to ask you to help me once!
Tsunade was shocked, Shizune was shocked, and Jiraiya was shocked speechless.

He really wanted to ask: Why don't I remember Rock Lee? You never mentioned him before?

If Sakura were here, she would probably shrug and say:
"Hey, who is that? Where's the Oscar committee? Where's the Cannes Film Festival? Who's going to give this guy an award?"

"He's in such good shape now that he can compete for Best Actor..."

(End of this chapter)