Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 103 Naruto: You said you have a male best friend?!

Another five minutes passed, and Sasuke's self-confidence was greatly boosted by the sounds of 'praise'.

The gloom on his face was less, and the corners of his mouth were more curved. The only drawback was that his second-year syndrome was also getting worse.

During this time, Sakura didn't say anything, but just held her chin and kept thinking about something.

"Huh... Let's do this for now, let's try again." Naruto picked up the water cup from the side and took a big gulp to relieve the dryness in his throat, and signaled Sasuke to reopen the memory space.

Sasuke nodded, and Naruto's shadow clone moved forward again.

Half a minute later.

Naruto raised his eyebrows, and after receiving the shadow clone's memory, he sighed and said with some regret:
"It seems... similar to before."

This time, the shadow clone died in a different way - he was actually surrounded and killed by the Uchiha zombies.

The inner demon Itachi always found the opportunity to set a trap for Naruto when he was least prepared, causing him to waste a lot of chakra without realizing it, and when he finally faced the tide of corpses, he was already a drop in the bucket.

This leads to two conclusions:

First, Sasuke's inner demons are different from Sakura's, and they combine a high level of intensity with a combat wit;

Second, there is no point in despising Uchiha Itachi.

Sasuke was a little unhappy. He thought he had just looked down on his brother with all his strength, but Naruto's experience made him feel inexplicably ashamed.

It's like he is a straight man. He repeatedly emphasizes this point on the surface, but his heart still tells him: No, your real XP is Uzumaki Naruto.

Then this fact was known to Naruto.

"Naruto, are you sure you didn't make a mistake... or is it that this mental space actually has nothing to do with my thoughts?"

Sasuke looked at Naruto with a questioning look on his face. Naruto shook his head and said uncertainly: "Maybe it's subconscious. Although you now strategically despise Uchiha Itachi, you still subconsciously think he is very strong."

"It is well known that people cannot control their subconscious minds."

After much thought, Naruto decided to implement Plan B. He said to Sakura, "Sakura, let's go to the training ground and try out [Long-Range Kite]."

"Ah."

Sakura nodded noncommittally, and the three of them returned to the training ground with the help of Naruto's Flying Thunder God and began conducting secret experiments.

But at this time, Naruto was already feeling a little pessimistic. Judging from the wisdom of the inner demon Itachi, he might not fall into the trap so easily.

Perhaps realizing this, Sakura did not express any opinion during this period, but just continued to think on her own.

The three of them first tested Naruto's Rasengan. He switched to the One-Tail mode, letting the Nine-Tail's chakra wrap around the three Rasengan, and then let the Nine-Tail's chakra transform into the form of three large hands, and blasted towards the direction of Kamui together.

"boom!!!"

The Rasengan successfully entered the memory space, and Naruto's shadow clone immediately followed, but unfortunately, the location it had just been teleported to was severely damaged, and the inner demon Itachi did not seem to be hit.

Afterwards, several people tried water dragon bombs, Chidori and other methods, but the effects were similar. Finally, they gave up plan B.

Naruto fell to the ground, panting: "Huh...Huh...This trick doesn't work. Don't tell me, your brother is quite intelligent."

He said this to Sasuke, and added in his mind: It's even smarter than the deep seek before I traveled through time.

"He's not my brother, he's my enemy!"

"...Sakura, do you have any ideas?" Naruto turned to the quiet girl beside him.

"Let's go back first. It's not advisable to stay here for long."

The three of them stood up and returned to Naruto's house once again.

After a while, a figure wearing a cat-face mask appeared in the training ground.

"…What is Naruto doing?"

The man in white showed a thoughtful look. Although Naruto was now his boss (he thought so), basic tracking was still necessary to protect him.

He wouldn't tell anyone Naruto's secret anyway.

But Bai Yi was still a little curious. This curiosity was very pure, similar to the professional spies of the past, who had a natural curiosity about all secrets.

"Keep observing, but stay away..." He murmured softly and disappeared into the training grounds.

……

Back to Naruto's home.

"Naruto, come with me."

As soon as they got home, Sakura suddenly winked at Naruto, and Naruto immediately understood what she meant - she had something to talk to him about in private.

Naruto turned his head to Sasuke: "Um, Sasuke... Sakura and I suddenly have something to do. Please sit in the living room for a while, we will be there soon."

Sasuke: “?”

"What's with that expression? Sakura and I... uh, have a love affair to discuss. Anyway, just wait a moment."

"what?"

Sasuke's emotions were a bit disjointed. He remembered that tonight seemed to be his home night, right? But why did he start doing things as soon as he got home? And what did Naruto say... what the hell was he talking about... falling in love?

Sasuke looked at Sakura, who didn't say anything, so he had a ridiculous idea: Was Sakura silent just now because she was thinking about falling in love with Naruto?

"boom!"

The door of the room was closed with a 'bang'.

“…It’s so cold.”

Sasuke rubbed his hands. He suddenly felt the door of his room was very cold, Naruto's house was very cold, and his own body was also cold.

inside the room.

"What do you think?" Naruto lowered his voice and went straight to the point. He knew that Sakura must have thought of a new strategy.

Sakura looked at the door of the room and said, "Do you remember the recent plot timeline?"

"I know. Hiruzen's funeral, and then I followed Jiraiya to find Tsunade. During this process, Uchiha Itachi returned home."

"Do you remember exactly where Itachi found you?"

"...I don't remember it very well, but it was on some street somewhere."

In the original work, Itachi and Kisame used the beauty trap to lure Jiraiya away on their way to Tansho Street, and blocked Naruto at the hotel.

Xiaoying didn't say anything, but paused and said, "I have an idea, can you help me review it?"

"what idea?"

"Hunting Uchiha Itachi."

"Aren't we hunting right now...wait?!"

Naruto's eyes slowly widened. It was obvious that Sakura's intention was not to confront the inner demon Itachi, but to confront the authentic Uchiha Itachi in the ninja world!

Very bold idea!
Seeing Naruto was silent, Sakura said calmly: "Anyway, you must kill one of the inner demon Itachi and the real Itachi, otherwise Sasuke's mental illness will relapse sooner or later."

Naruto did not refute. In the original work, Sasuke became more obsessed with power because he was beaten up by Uchiha Itachi.

He is a powerful medicine that can directly turn all of Naruto's efforts so far into slop.

Sakura paused and continued to explain: "In the original story, Itachi and Kisame intercepted you in the hotel, right? You now have Flying Thunder God, so you can teleport some helpers over, and Itachi and Kisame may not know about this ability of yours."

Naruto understood that this was taking advantage of the information gap, which was the essence of ninja combat.

A classic example is the Six Paths of Pain VS Sage Naruto. The slug's information gave Sage Naruto the advantage in the battle from the beginning.

Although I pulled it back.

"Then let's follow the original plot first, teleport the helpers to the room at that time, and then surround and kill Itachi and Kisame?"

"Correct."

"Will there be a butterfly effect? ​​After killing Itachi, the storyline will definitely change. Will this bring us adverse consequences?"

"I know, but we can't bear the consequence of [Sasuke being defeated by his inner demons]. He is the reincarnation of Indra, and Sasuke is indispensable in the later part of the story."

After saying that, she thought for a moment and added, "Besides, Obito's plot line hasn't been broken, so the plot may not change drastically. So I think this is within the range we can bear."

The two fell into silence. Naruto pondered Sakura's suggestion and naturally began to think about a question: If he really wanted to hunt Uchiha Itachi, which helpers would be more suitable?
Wait a moment……

Naruto slapped his head, his speech speed suddenly increased, and he hurriedly said to Sakura: "Wait, we are falling into a misunderstanding. Itachi doesn't necessarily need to be killed. The key is Sasuke's inner demon! His psychological shadow!"

"Speak slowly, there's no rush."

"Okay. Sasuke turned evil because he was deceived by Itachi. So we just need to change the fact that [Sasuke was deceived]. There is no need to kill Itachi."

Sakura's eyes lit up. "You mean we don't kill Itachi, but find a chance for Sasuke to experience the feeling of [victory], so that he feels that he has grown up and is no longer the child who allowed Itachi to control him?"

"Yes." Naruto nodded, and his mood instantly became clear. If this plan goes smoothly, the effect will be beautiful.

Sasuke regained his confidence, the plot line did not change significantly, and the conspiracy of the mastermind behind the scenes failed.

perfect.

But after this joy, the two quickly calmed down and began to think about a more realistic question:
How to make a tulle weasel?

This is obviously more difficult than killing Itachi. You have to know that to kill someone, you just have to do your best, but to torture someone, you have to be careful not to kill them.

This is equivalent to a top student not getting first place in the grade, but being willful and controlling the score directly!

The difficulty is completely on a different level.

Naruto does not think that the current combination of [himself + Sakura + Sasuke] can crush the Itachi and Kisame combination. In other words, help is necessary, and it must be strong enough to at least help restrain Kisame.

And the time was very short, and it didn't take Jiraiya too long to realize that something was wrong, so if you wanted gauze, you had to use gauze in a short period of time.

This is definitely the most difficult copy Mingying has ever encountered.

How to break the game?

"I can find a helper, and I can guarantee that this person is willing to help, but it will be a bit troublesome to ask him to do it." Sakura suddenly said.

"Who?"

"White."

Naruto turned to Sakura in surprise.

"He helped me a lot when I was developing new techniques, and our relationship has improved a lot during this time... well, now we can be considered best friends."

When she said this, her expression was a little unnatural.

Male Best Friend

Naruto's face twitched immediately. He opened his mouth but couldn't speak for a long time. Then, a few words came out of his mouth very stiffly:
"Oh~ a male best friend, huh? What can I say?"

"You are really good. You have done a great thing without making any noise!"

(End of this chapter)