Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 10 Naruto: Your Chakra is like the smelly dog ​​shit on the roadside

"Kyuubi misled me!"

Regarding the situation where the enemy was beaten violently by the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, the person involved stated that his spirit was negatively affected by the Nine-Tails, which met the criteria of an intermittent mental patient and he should be given a lighter punishment.

Oh, this is the ninja world, that's okay.

The three were about to clean up the messy battlefield when Kakashi appeared.

He was dragging several unconscious enemies with his right hand, and his eyes were filled with both relief and worry as he looked at the three of them.

The one that Kakashi was most worried about was undoubtedly Naruto.

"Is it really the Nine-Tailed Fox that is influencing him?" he thought to himself.

This was Kakashi's imagination some time ago. Naruto's series of abnormal behaviors were probably caused by the bewitching of the Nine-Tailed Fox.

He decided to contact the Third Generation Master secretly later.

Damn Kyuubi!
"Sorry for the hard work, everyone. I needed to observe whether the enemy's target was Team 7 or Mr. Daz, so I didn't take action immediately. But, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke, you did a great job!"

He gave the three men a thumbs-up, and together with a few others, he tied up the few captives who were still breathing.

After finishing it, Kakashi looked at Daz: "Mr. Daz, I want to talk to you alone."

This matter is of great importance. The identities and numbers of the attacking enemies are far beyond what C-class can handle.

Seeing this, Naruto immediately stood up and scratched his butt: "Hey, it's just right that I need to go to the bathroom too, cough cough cough!"

He winked at Sakura.

Sakura held her forehead and asked, "Can you be more serious when making excuses? Do you think I should poop with a grown man like you?"

She thought about it, said she also needed to pee, and then ran in a different direction.

After a while, the two met.

When Naruto saw Sakura, he immediately lowered his voice and said, "Something's wrong. Don't you think this attack was too easy?"

Sakura nodded. "Indeed, it's like someone putting all their points into strength when playing Soul Journey for the first time. It's useless."

Although the intensity of this attack has increased, it is only scratching the surface.

"Will he wear it on Zabuza?"

"No. Zabuza can't mobilize these troops, but Cardo can."

Cardo, who has a gangster background, hired Zabuza to assassinate Datz in the original work to prevent the construction of the bridge in order to cut off the Wave Country's shipping rights and achieve complete control.

"But doing this has no meaning other than giving us experience packs." Naruto also began to speak game terms.

"There are only two possibilities," Sakura said after thinking for a while.

"Either that guy hasn't seen Naruto, or he has other plans."

"I hope it's the first one." Naruto sighed.

The two of them briefly deduced the situation they might encounter next, and then they started to rush back.

Don't walk for too long or others will become suspicious.

Before going back, Naruto released another shadow clone, allowing him to rush back to Konoha and replenish his lethal ninja tools.

After returning, Kakashi looked at the three people and briefly explained the situation.

It turned out that Daz was short of money and could not pay the rewards for tasks above C-rank, so he lied about the truth.

However, Naruto and Sakura immediately expressed their understanding, especially when Datz used his family to plead sympathy, Naruto patted his chest and promised to help take care of his daughter!
As for Daz's grandson, that's a little...

Tears welled up in Daz's eyes as he thanked him profusely and added Naruto to his blacklist.

In fact, this also met the demands of Naruto and Sakura. They wanted to kill the enemy in the cradle. If they couldn't kill them, they would at least find out what was going on. Sasuke put his hands in his pockets and said coolly that these people were not strong enough for him to fight.

"Okay, since you all insist." Kakashi scratched his head and decided to continue.

As the group was walking, Naruto's mind dived into the spiritual space again.

After this battle, Naruto found that he could communicate with the Nine-Tails in the spiritual space while walking, and the feeling of sluggishness caused by the mind traveling through space almost disappeared.

The dimness, darkness and heavy breathing of the Nine-Tailed Fox around him no longer felt oppressive to Naruto.

Back home again~
"Nine-Tails, I'm very disappointed in you." Naruto started from zero frame and expressed strong dissatisfaction with the rent paid by Nine-Tails.

"What? Didn't you use my power to defeat all the enemies, hehe..." Nine Tails narrowed his eyes slightly, his expression full of pride.

Finally, I have the chance to bring my intoxicating power back to the world. Boy, the more you talk like this, the more you prove you can't control yourself!
"Let me put it this way," Naruto said disdainfully, sitting cross-legged on the ground, "Your chakra is like the smelly dog ​​shit on the side of the road. It stinks, but it's still somewhat useful, like as fertilizer or something."

"What did you say!" Kyuubi immediately became furious, and his huge body seemed to have doubled in size.

"Stop talking nonsense, it's so noisy," Naruto picked at his earwax, "Why do you want to melt your malice into your chakra?"

Kyuubi snorted, "I am the embodiment of malice. It's not that my chakra contains malice, but my chakra simply draws out the malice in you."

Naruto calmly retorted, "You are a yo-yo of malice incarnate. You have simply been toyed with by humans so much that the malice within you has only grown deeper and deeper."

"In fact, you originated from the division of the Ten-Tails by the Sage of Six Paths, and the power of the Ten-Tails comes from the chakra fruit in the sacred tree."

The Nine-Tailed Fox was stunned. It had never expected that the boy in front of it would know so much.

Just like last time, the boy easily saw through the lies in Kyuubi's words.

Kyuubi was silent for a long time: "Who are you?"

"Your landlord," Naruto said calmly, "Next time, I need you to provide me with purer chakra, otherwise you can forget about leaving the seal."

After thinking for a moment, he added, "Don't underestimate the Fourth Generation, and don't underestimate the power of the Eight Trigrams Sealing Technique."

Without waiting for the Nine-Tails' response, Naruto exited the mental space.

enough.

In order to control the Nine-Tails' chakra, Naruto not only needs to use PUA, but also needs to show his own uniqueness and bring the Nine-Tails to the same level as himself.

Once the Nine-Tails can provide a stable supply of pure chakra, he will practice climbing trees, walking on water, and then the Rasengan.

Of course, shuriken training can also be added, and Naruto will then try to practice Uchiha shuriken throwing techniques.

They walked for a few more hours, and Naruto had an idea in his mind. He immediately threw a kunai, accurately scaring the little white rabbit away.

A snow rabbit specifically used for substitution techniques.

"Zabuza is here." Sakura whispered to Naruto, who nodded and gestured to the back.

The shadow clone Naruto behind is ready to go.

"boom!"

Suddenly, there was a strong sound of breaking wind in the air.

Kakashi was facing a formidable enemy and yelled, "Lower your head!" Naruto pressed Daz's head down, Sasuke and Sakura lowered their heads at the same time, and everyone narrowly avoided Zabuza's sword.

He was naked from the waist up, tall, with a mask covering his face, and exuded a cold and murderous aura.

The surroundings were filled with fog, and the Mist Hiding Technique made visibility extremely low. However, the Shadow Clone did not use the Detonating Talisman to disperse the fog. He planned to let Kakashi act according to the original story first, and see if he could ambush Haku who arrived later.

The real Naruto narrowed his eyes and looked at Zabuza carefully.

There is no clue at the moment, let's wait and see whether he will act according to the original work.

(End of this chapter)