Chapter 250 I am indeed the chosen one
Inside a rented room.

"Mortal Su Moting!" Tianji Xing's voice echoed, making the cardboard box vibrate. "We are here on the orders of Lord Fude to supervise your 'Deep Human Experience' mission, to help you better understand the responsibilities of being a mortal..."

"Responsibility my foot!" Su Moting couldn't take it anymore. She jumped up from a pile of unopened junk, her hair a mess. The exhaustion from moving for days and the annoyance at Tianji Star's "concern" exploded instantly. "Experience life? Do you even know what life is? I just finished moving, I'm exhausted like a dog, I just want to lie down! And you guys, you keep showing up, wanting to take me to experience some 'human suffering'? I think you're my biggest suffering!"

Di Kui Xing asked in a deep, muffled voice, "Brother Tian Ji, she seems... a little unwilling?"

"Ordinary people are restless and need more guidance." Tianji Xing, with an "I understand" expression, stepped forward to pull Su Moting along. "Let's go, today's mission: squeeze onto the subway during rush hour, experience the 'blessing' of 996 work schedules, and master the essence of bargaining at the market..."

"Essence my foot!" Su Moting's pent-up resentment erupted like a volcano.

Almost simultaneously, Su Moting grabbed a huge body pillow with an anime girl printed on it and, with lightning speed, slammed it solidly onto Tianjixing's face with a muffled "thud".

Panting heavily, Su Moting stood with her hands on her hips in front of the two temporarily incapacitated deities, a smug smile on her face: "Hmph! Experiencing life? Today I'll teach you what the most authentic and desirable 'life' of modern mortals is!"

Thus began Su Moting's "human experience teaching." The ultimate dream of an ordinary person is to melt away like a puddle on the sofa, numbing their tired nerves with junk food and electronic entertainment.

"Look, this is the essence!" Su Moting said indistinctly, her mouth full of potato chips, to the two people on the sofa who were being forced to watch mindless variety shows. "No need to get up early, no need to squeeze onto the bus, no need to watch your boss's face, no need to be polite to people! Minimize energy consumption and maximize happiness! Understand?"

"This is awesome! Ting-ge, is this what life is like for ordinary people?!"

This kind of life only lasted for the weekend, coming to an abrupt end while Su Moting was at work.

The next morning, Su Moting, under the persistent gaze of Tianjixing who insisted that her "experience mission was not yet over," had no choice but to drag her heavy steps to work. She glanced at Tianjixing, who insisted on coming along to "witness the blessings of 996," and had no mood for conversation.

Su Moting and her colleagues, who had been chatting happily in the elevator, felt an invisible pressure descend upon them the moment they stepped into the company. The once bright reception desk lights seemed to dim.

My colleagues were like programmed robots, slowly turning on their computers, pouring water, their eyes vacant as they stared at the screens, their faces expressionless, radiating only a deep-seated weariness and numbness. The sparse, muffled tapping of keyboards filled the air, and conversations were virtually nonexistent. The entire office was permeated with a…zombie-like atmosphere, like that of the walking dead.

Tianji Xing was stunned by the sight and asked in a low voice, "What kind of evil magic has befallen them? Why are they so weak and listless?"

"This is... class..." Su Moting replied weakly, as if her soul had left her body.

Time slipped by in a stifling atmosphere. Suddenly, at some point in the afternoon, as if by prior arrangement, the entire office was filled with a cacophony of cell phone notification sounds! Not the ordinary ding-dong, but a crisp, melodious "ring-a-ling~" like the clinking of coins.

The office, which had been like a zombie apocalypse just a moment ago, instantly came alive. All the colleagues grabbed their phones with lightning speed, their numbness and lifelessness vanishing in an instant. Their mouths involuntarily turned upwards in a wide grin, their eyes widening and radiating a dazzling light comparable to the appearance of the celestial being.

A tremendous, pure, and irrepressible joy spread like wildfire through the cubicles, and everyone's face beamed with an almost sacred smile of happiness. The office was filled with gasps, whispers of surprise, and suppressed giggles. The air instantly became warm, bright, and full of life.

"What...what a miracle?!" Tianji Star was stunned by the spectacular sight of the collective change in expression.

Su Moting also looked at the bank deposit notification on her phone screen, which made her heart skip a beat, and the corners of her mouth involuntarily turned up.

However, the divine glow on Su Moting's face didn't last long. Her colleagues had calmed down from their euphoria and began greeting each other:
"Payday! Shall we have a celebratory dinner tonight?"

"No."

"Tingting, shall we go to the newly opened barbecue restaurant?"

"No, thank you." "I'll treat you to the first round of karaoke this weekend!"

"No."

On Su Moting's phone screen, below the salary deposited into her account, a long and alarming list of deductions was displayed:
Alipay repayment: -XXXX.XX
Credit card repayment: -XXXX.XX
Rent (new home): -XXXX.XX
Hydropower, gas, and internet access: -XXX.XX
Final payment for moving and shipping costs: -XXX.XX
She slumped back in her chair, her eyes regaining their blankness, so different from her colleagues who were still buzzing with excitement, and tears of poverty streamed down her face.

After getting off work, as Su Moting was almost home, a string of words suddenly appeared in her mind's eye.

Do you want to understand the true meaning of life?

[Yes or no]

"What is this? It's so old-fashioned. Tianji Star, is this your doing?" Su Moting looked at the handwriting in front of her calmly and complained.

Tianji Xing was bewildered and asked, "Brother Ting, what are you talking about? What kind of trickery is this?"

"Huh? Isn't this the word I'm seeing the one you made?" Su Moting realized something was wrong. The handwriting in front of her had changed again.

Just kidding.

Welcome to the "Chat Group of All Gods". Do you agree to join?

Su Moting didn't immediately agree to join the chat group. Instead, she calmly took out her keys, opened the door, went inside, and threw her handbag onto the sofa.

"Ting-ge, are you alright?" Tianjixing felt a little creeped out; Su Moting had been acting strangely since the beginning.

"Hahahaha..." Su Moting laughed loudly, saying between laughs, "I, Su Moting, am indeed the chosen one of destiny! Hahahaha, so what if divine power and demonic power perfectly cancel each other out..."

As a homebody with countless embarrassing moments and a history of being a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur), Su Moting has naturally been exposed to a lot of online novels and knows what the Multiverse Chat Group is.

"What have you all been up to this time? Ting-ge seems a bit crazy!" Di Kui asked, pulling Tian Ji Xing along.

"I don't know," Tianji Xing said, equally bewildered.

"I'll join. I choose to join." Su Moting decisively chose to join the All-Heavens Chat Group. The time to defy fate had come.

Meanwhile, in the All-Heavens Chat Group, the group leader, Cheng Yiyi, had improved her strength after undergoing Heavenly Thunder Body Tempering. As she prepared to meet Su Yun and the others, she discovered that the chat group allowed new members to join, and announced this in the group. The group members were all waiting for the new members to join, but for some reason, the joining time for each new member was a bit slow this time.

[The Child of Gods and Demons, Tier 1 (Su Moting), has joined the All-Heavens Chat Group.]

[I am not JoJo's Bizarre Adventure III (Joy) - Joining the Multiverse Chat Group.]

[First Pillar - Tier 1 (Tanjiro Kamado) joins the All-Heavens Chat Group.]

(End of this chapter)

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