Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 94: Pack up the rest for me!
"Xiao Huang, you don't understand this."

Jiang Chen took out a diamond-studded lighter that had just been developed by the weapon refiners in the Shiwan Mountains.

"Pop" a flame shot out and ignited a top luxury cigarette.

"Xiao Huang, remember, it's not a big deal if the product is expensive. You need to make it so expensive that people feel it's justified and worth buying."

"If those sect leaders don't pay for their work during meetings, how can they distinguish themselves from the elders and disciples below them? The premium is called the pretense tax."

As he spoke, he took out the gilded cigarette case and shook it.

"Look at this special edition True Dragon model. It's gilded, with a nine-clawed golden dragon relief. Limited to 999 boxes per month, it's marketed as a "starvation marketing" and comes with an Imperial Green Jadeite mouthpiece. From a distance, you can tell he's smoking the most expensive True Dragon model, the kind you can't buy even with money! It's incredibly emotionally charged!"

"Do you believe that tomorrow a great man who has transcended tribulation will come through the backdoor with rare treasures?"

"Finally, we've made the Real Dragon model a high-end gift for everyday gifts and social gatherings. So why worry about selling it?"

"Of course, we said we'd only sell 999 boxes, but who knows how many we'll actually sell?"

There was a roar of thunder outside the window, and Jiang Chen shuddered and shrank his neck.

"Heaven calms down, I'll just cut some, no, to build a market economy in the world of immortal cultivation."

Then he gave instructions to Huang Wansan.

"We must keep a low profile about the cigarettes. No livestreaming to promote the products. We need to do this quietly, so that every sword cultivator has sparks between their fingers when they fly their swords!"

At this time, Huang Wansan's eyes were full of admiration when he looked at the Demon Lord.

I also had a small notebook in my hand, which was already filled with notes.

The reason for this was that he went back to the Shiwandashan Mountains two days ago and happened to see the Black Parrot King. After chatting with him for a while, he found that his ideological realm had been greatly sublimated.

After asking around, Huang Wansan found out that the Parrot King had copied down all the Demon Lord's work suggestions from every meeting and conversation, and even the PPT guidance sent to the Demon Lord group, into a notebook.

Studying day and night has brought about tremendous changes.

He really learned a lot.
Of the 500 spirit stones sold, 495 are emotions?
It can be said that it is all emotion and has no value.

The Demon Lord's brutal sales approach is simply inhumane.

I must read it hundreds of times every day and engrave it firmly in my heart!
"Maru spicy!"

A young girl in a purple dress looked at the long line in front of Wansan Shop and couldn't help but look up and cry out in grief.

"It's all because Tiantian Xuanpao was so much fun, I accidentally got late again."

“I guess I won’t be able to get milk tea today.”

"Master will definitely punish me."

"I've run out of excuses these days, what should I do this time?"

Now that things have come to this, there is no point in regretting.

Murong Ziyue could only follow the team with a bitter face, praying secretly in her heart that Rabbit Tea Princess would stock more today.

"It's coming, it's coming."

"Faster."

"Wow, that person actually bought five cups at once?"

"yeah?"

“It seems like there’s really something going on!”

at last.

As Murong Ziyue looked eagerly at the front, it was finally her turn in the long queue!
Hearing the chattering noise behind him, the cultivator standing in front of Murong Ziyue couldn't help but look back.

"Hmm? Little sister, is that you?"

Zi Yue was stunned and pointed at herself in confusion.

"Senior, do you know me?"

"see once."

"what?"

Murong Ziyue looked at the powerful person in the fusion stage in front of her with confusion.

If we know each other, there is no reason for me not to know him, right?

"Haha, it's normal that you don't recognize me, but I would recognize your little sister even if she turned into ashes!"

"what?"

Murong Ziyue was dumbfounded. When had she ever offended this senior?
Seeing Murong Ziyue's innocent face, the cultivator couldn't help but let out a sinister laugh.

"Haha, on the day Bunny Tea Princess was released, you were in line before me. There were originally 18 cups of milk tea left. Normally, I would have been able to buy them, but you opened your mouth and grabbed them all!"

"Well!"

That’s true!
Murong Ziyue remembered that it was her first time here and she bought eighteen cups.

Because of this, Venerable Xuelian "entrusted her with an important task", rewarded her with a large amount of spirit stones, and asked her to queue up to buy milk tea every day.

But because the mobile phone is so fun, Zi Yue has missed the good time to queue for three consecutive days.

"Hahaha, Senior, that's really a coincidence. Last time I was in front of you, and this time you're in front of me."

"What a coincidence, it really is a coincidence. Just because I didn't get the milk tea that time, my Taoist partner ignored me for three whole days."

"Ah this."

After saying this, the cultivator in the fusion stage ignored him and turned to the cute girl who was making milk tea.

"Boss, how many cups are left today? Never mind, I don't care how many cups there are, just pack them all for me!"

"Okay, thank you for your support, senior!"

The little rabbit smiled and called out to the back of the team.

"Thank you all for supporting our Bunny Tea Princess. It's sold out today. Customers who didn't get one can go to the front desk of Wansan store to get a milk tea coupon, which will give you 30% off on your next milk tea purchase!" Seeing the [Sold Out Today] sign hanging in the window, a sigh was immediately heard from behind.

But no one said anything. Anyway, there were a large number of monks who couldn’t buy it every day, so it was normal that they couldn’t buy it.

"Let's go, let's go. Next time I'll definitely play less Tiantian Xuanpao. Come early to line up and get the coupons."

"Hey, those marginal anchors are so good at it, I accidentally took a few extra glances."

"Tsk, starting today, the first day of abstaining from sex!"

"Huh? Bro, it seems like I've seen you abstain from masturbation for many first days in a row? What, you don't have a second day?"

Murong Ziyue:
Done
It's all over.
This is the fourth day that she has not been able to grab milk tea. Yesterday, Venerable Snow Lotus repeatedly warned her that three times is not the best time to succeed.

"It's all my phone's fault! It's all Douyin and Tiantianxuanpao's fault. You two are primarily responsible! Now that's fine, Master will definitely punish me severely!"

"Little sister?"

The little rabbit who was making milk tea came over and asked after he finished.

"But are you queuing up to buy milk tea for your senior disciples?"

"Yeah, I bought this for my master. I haven't been able to find any for three consecutive days."

Upon hearing this, the little rabbit showed an expression that said, "As expected," and put his hands behind his back, pretending to be mature.

“Will I be punished if I don’t buy it?”

"what?"

Zi Yue looked curiously at the little loli in front of her who was much smaller than herself.

"How did you know?"

"Hi!"

The little rabbit waved his hand modestly.

"My boss, Young Master Jiang Chen, has figured everything out!"

"Calculated?"

Zi Yue was stunned, then complained dissatisfiedly.

"Really? Your boss has figured this out, why don't you increase production capacity quickly?"

After a pause, Zi Yue looked tentatively at the little girl who looked cunning but confused.

"Little sister, do you have some spare milk tea? Hurry up, make me two cups, the price is negotiable!"

"Who said you have to have milk tea to make your master happy?"

"Oh?"

"Miss, is your master a male or female cultivator?"

Murong Ziyue asked back in confusion.

"Is this important?"

“Of course it’s important!”

The little loli with rabbit ears smiled and waited for Murong Ziyue's answer.

If it is a female cultivator, she would recommend the sofa.

If it is a male cultivator, she would recommend cigarettes and a sofa!

"sofa--?"

Murong Ziyue dragged out the word and stared at the cloud-like object in front of her.

"Yes, the Great Dream Saint Ji Ruoyao also has the same sofa~"

"Ah? Is that true? I've never heard of it."

As a regular fan of Douyin, Murong Ziyue couldn't possibly miss the products endorsed by the Great Dream Saint.

"It's just the same style, not an endorsement. If you don't believe me, just look at Ji Ruoyao's recent videos. Many of them were shot while lying on the sofa."

"It really is?"

When I clicked on Ji Ruoyao’s homepage, it seemed that there were things similar to what I saw in front of me.

“Is it the same?”

"Of course it's different."

The little rabbit pointed at several sofas in front of him and recommended them seriously.

"The Holy Lord of Great Dreams bought our Holy Lord Tianque model, which is specially tailored for the Holy Lord. We also have the ordinary pleasant model, the high-end comfortable model, and the top luxury dream model."

"That"

After looking at the price, Murong Ziyue would be lying if she said she didn't feel any pain.

The cheapest pleasant model costs 4100 spirit stones.

The comfortable version costs 8888 spirit stones.

The Rumeng model actually costs 188888 spirit stones.

The Holy Lord model is only available for private customization, and the price is probably so shocking that it will definitely not be much cheaper than the Black Swan haute couture model.

It can be seen that Murong Ziyue is a little conflicted.

The little rabbit then took her to see a cushion that was exquisitely shaped but only as big as an ordinary jade cattail.

"If you think the price-performance ratio is not high, we also have a futon made of the same material as the sofa. It only costs 200 spirit stones. Many seniors, including me, use this."

(End of this chapter)