Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 91: Immortal Wine Mengzi

"Who are you.
"Oh, I forgot to introduce myself."

The young man in blue dusted off the non-existent dust on the corner of his clothes, and his eyebrows curved into two crescents.

"My name is Jiang Chen. I have long heard of you all."

The air froze for three seconds.

"Jiang Chen?"

Manager Qian of the Jinqian Chamber of Commerce twirled his goat beard and muttered.

"There is no ancestor with the surname Jiang in the genealogy of our nine major shops."

"I haven't heard of him. Is Jiang Chen famous?"

"Did some young man sneak into our meeting room?"

"Cough cough!"

Jiang Chen cleared his throat in embarrassment, and took out a folding fan from his sleeve, which opened up quickly, revealing four large gold-plated characters: "Harmony brings wealth."

"Let's get to know each other again—I'm Jiang Chen, the real boss of Wansan Shop."

"What?!"

Everyone in the room was shocked, and in an instant the sound of teacups falling over could be heard one after another.

A fat shopkeeper rolled directly under the round table and shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Protect the emperor! Someone come and protect him!"

"Offerings! Where are the offerings?! Are they just for free? How could they let our mortal enemy in here!"

"Shh~"

Jiang Chen put his index finger on his lips to signal everyone to be quiet, then lightly tapped his fingertips. Dozens of golden lights flashed, and everyone's necks suddenly seemed to be strangled by invisible silk threads.

"Don't shout! Your worshiper is sleeping soundly. It's not polite to wake him up~"

Looking at the man in front of them who seemed to be smiling, the shop executives all broke out in cold sweats.

What you mean is that this guy is so shameless as to play dirty tricks?

Of course, they also resorted to dirty tricks when suppressing their competitors. Huang Wansan was often assassinated by them before.

They are businessmen, how could they have ever seen such a scene?

The old shopkeepers who were so arrogant just now now looked pale.

"You want to blackmail me?"

Mr. Huang, the boss of the Caiqi Shop, suddenly grabbed the Qiankun bag around his waist tightly.

"Money is more important than life! We nine shops are all from the same family!"

"You're such a bitch!"

Shopkeeper Qian kicked over the armchair and smiled obsequiously, shaking his goat beard.

"Boss Jiang, just name your price! We in the Money Chamber of Commerce are most concerned with warding off disasters by spending money."

"Shut up, everyone!"

Madam Sun from Chengyun Shop suddenly slammed the table and stood up, causing her phoenix hairpin to tremble.

"They're clearly here to silence us! They want to catch us all in one fell swoop and wipe out the entire clan!"

Cut off the roots!

Upon hearing this, these cowardly businessmen became even more frightened.

Jiang Chen's face was full of black lines.

"Oh, I'm not as bad as you say!"

It’s fine that the Demon Lord has a bad reputation, after all, he has been blamed for countless injustices over a long period of time.

But why does "Jiang Chen" have such a reputation?

Have you already said that you are the owner of Wansan Shop?
A serious businessman!
Doing business.

A good person who is determined to benefit the entire world of immortal cultivation!
Everyone in front of me seems to think of themselves as capitalists who eat people without leaving any bones.
"Didn't I tell you that the situation of your nine shops isn't too bad? Especially for you all, this is a great opportunity."

Madam Sun swallowed her saliva and said bravely.

"What good opportunity? Explain yourself clearly. Don't keep us in suspense!"

"Simple!"

Jiang Chen snapped his fingers.

"I wonder if you guys are interested in having a good fight with me?"

Do it with him?
They are all businessmen, so they naturally understand what Jiang Chen means.

It seems that Jiang Chen doesn't want to kill them, nor does he want to extort spirit stones.

Instead, you want to treat them like slaves and exploit them for a long time?

Don’t these bosses know how hard their employees’ lives are?

It would be better to die!

"Haha~"

Everyone sneered, thinking that it would be better to be a hero for once than to be a slave for a lifetime. Everyone put on an expression as if they were ready to die.

"No way! We're from the Nine Great Shops. How could we possibly be following the owner of your Wansan Shop? If word gets out, we'll be completely disgraced by our ancestors!"

"Hahahahaha! I thought it was something else, but it turns out they're here with the intention of swallowing us up?"

"I'm sorry, but we can't do such a thing as betraying our master for personal gain!"

"Don't even think about taking advantage of us for even a single Spirit Stone!"

"That's right! Don't even think about exploiting us!"

Jiang Chen glanced at these old guys.

I guess only the last person spoke their true feelings?

"Shut up! What does the ancestors of the nine major shops have to do with you, the idiots?"

"Besides, I don't intend to swallow you up, but rather sincerely invite you to cooperate."

Cooperation? If so, then...
That's barely acceptable.

Annexation means completely disregarding them as human beings.

If they cooperate, at most they will suffer some losses, earn less, or even do some business at a loss.

Of course, the premise for the cooperation between the two sides is that Jiang Chen can revive their nine shops.
"Don't worry, since we're cooperating, I'll naturally restore the nine shops to their former glory. As the saying goes, if there's money to be made, we all make it together."

Seeing that everyone's expressions had eased, a smile broke out on Jiang Chen's face, and he began to take out his cigarette case and pass out cigarettes.

"Come on, everyone, try these newly launched top-quality cigarettes."

cigarette?

Although they didn't understand what it was, under Jiang Chen's guidance, everyone quickly started trying it.

"hiss!"

The first mouthful made people frown, and many people started coughing due to choking.

"what?"

The second bite was doubtful, and he seemed to feel the fun of it.

"Whoo~"

The enjoyment started from the third bite.

As they exhaled the smoke from their lungs, they felt that their recent chaotic mood had improved a lot.

The room quickly became filled with smoke.

"Ok?"

Before they could enjoy their cigarette, they found that one of their cigarettes had burned out without them noticing.

"Come!"

Jiang Chen picked up another box of cigarettes and lit them one by one.

to be frank.

Jiang Chen's actions made them somewhat flattered.

Although they didn't understand what "lighting a cigarette for someone" meant, they all felt that they were "respected".

"Whoo~"

An old man from the Jinqian Shop flicked the ash off his cigarette and said with narrowed eyes.

"Boss Jiang, if you have any ideas for cooperation, please tell us. As long as the conditions are not too unreasonable, we can discuss everything else."

"Hey!"

Jiang Chen still didn't talk about business. He took out a green glass bottle filled with liquid and finally moved out the sofa.

"Drink, let's drink first and then talk about work. Don't think about anything else."

"This is."

"Beer, Yongchuangxianya brand beer. Great stuff. It's not officially on sale at the Wansan store yet, so I brought it here specially for you to try and savor!"

While speaking, Jiang Chen also cast an ice spell to chill the beer.

beer?

This time, everyone had no doubts, only expectations.

Oh huh? !
The moment the beer slid into my throat, it was as if a meteorite had hit the calm surface of a lake, stirring up not ripples but huge waves!

What does it feel like?
I have never felt this way in my mouth before!

Spicy?
No.
Not spicy?
苦？
涩？
No, and neither.
This feeling is very strange, completely different from the taste and experience of drinking spirit wine in the past!

You have to take another sip to savor the flavor!

Everyone took another sip, and a few anxious people started blowing on the bottle.

Understood!
The moment you drink it, your taste buds will first explode as if struck by an electric current, and then turn into countless tiny bubbles jumping on the tip of your tongue.

The coldness and bitterness intertwined, like a sudden snowstorm in the mouth!
After swallowing it, I felt a little dizzy, but this dizzy feeling was not uncomfortable at all, but rather a feeling of ecstasy.

With the addition of cigarettes, troubles seemed to be even further away from them.

"Everyone, don't use your cultivation to expel the alcohol from your body. Just that dizzy feeling, don't reject it."

Exclusion?

Everyone looked at Jiang Chen with puzzled eyes.

They are not fools, why should they reject this feeling of floating in the air?

"Thank you, Boss Jiang, for the reminder. But don't worry, we already know how to do it. We know that alcohol cannot be excreted from the body, so you don't need to teach us."

ha?
What can you do?

Everyone was silent, just drinking and smoking, and soon they got drunk and their voices started to get louder and louder.

Finally, he lay down on the sofa, his whole body limp.

The sorrow and suffering of these days, under the double impact of nicotine and alcohol, seem to be not so important now?
real or fake
Monks love beer so much?

Recalling that when he went to the brewery to pick up goods today, he saw two blushes on the White Elephant King's face, Jiang Chen seemed to understand something.

"hiss?"

Jiang Chen felt that this might be related to the genes of the immortal cultivation world.

Whether it's cigarettes, beer, or video games.

These are joys that the monks have never seen and have never enjoyed in their genes.

Their bodies have almost "zero" resistance to this kind of happiness.

Anyway, it doesn't do any harm to the bodies of the cultivators, and they can still enjoy happiness, so why should they reject it?
"Well, as for cigarettes, I think we can put them on the shelves of Wansan Store to see the effect first."

Oh.

Jiang Chen thought of another thing.

The alcohol content of these beers today has been carefully blended. Without any cultivation, the Nine-tailed Fox King will become slightly tipsy after drinking 300 boxes.

How many bottles of Big Green Sticks can these shrimps in front of me handle?!
(End of this chapter)