Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 76: Situ Wen, Addicted to Running
"Brother, look at this! The Ziwei Fairy who's been so popular lately!"

"Boring."

"Son, look at this, cat-eared girl!"

"vulgar."

"Brother, what about this? The Black and White Evil Twins!"

"generally."

"Black silk queen!"

"No feeling."

Faced with the repeated recommendations from his father and elder brother, Situ Wen remained calm.

Oh!
My dear Ou Doudou has such a picky taste.

really.

And so it should be.

You are worthy of being my, Situ Chengfeng’s younger brother. It seems that as his elder brother, I have to use my killer move!

"Shen Youchu!"

Seeing Wang who was on the edge of control, Situ Wen's expression finally changed slightly.

But he quickly regained his composure and spoke in a calm tone.

"To be fair, Fairy Shen Youchu is definitely good, but no matter how beautiful a woman is, she can't shake the heart of a scholar like me."

"Brother, do you know what it means to be thirsty for talent?"

"What I mean is that what I long for most in my heart is nothing more than the wise sayings left by countless sages in books that have been passed down through the ages."

“They are the meaning of my life.”

"Dad, big brother, the sea of ​​lust is endless, it's never too late to turn back."

This won’t work, and that won’t work either.

Situ Jingang once thought that his son had a problem with his taste.

"Son, take a look at this 42E young woman from the Troll tribe."

"I do not want to see."

"What about Sister Rain's giant, sweaty feet, those half-month-old unwashed feet that spit out mud? What about the shredded chives stuck between her teeth? What about the radish and egg-smelling farts she tucked into her quilt this morning? How is it?"

"father"

Situ Wen's expression fluctuated violently for the first time.

"Dad, I'm not that bad."

"You...you don't like men, do you? No problem! I'll recommend some thin-muscled boys to you!"

Situ Wen said nothing, just kept shaking his head.

He kept lamenting that his father and elder brother were deeply poisoned and lustful. If they didn't turn back, it would probably cause irreversible damage to their foundation.

"what?"

Suddenly, Situ Wen held Situ Chengfeng's hand which was constantly swiping the screen.

"Wait, don't row away yet. This fairy seems interesting."

"Yo?"

Situ Chengfeng's eyes lit up.

"Hahaha, second brother finally got it. Come, let me see which one you like."

On the screen, I saw a fairy in white gauze broadcasting live.

The background is a pavilion, and the fairy is leaning against the pavilion pillar.

She was holding a pipa in her hand and plucking it gently.

Along with the teasing of her delicate hands, the woman was still reciting some poems, songs and other philosophical texts.

Listened for a while.

Situ Wen took the phone from Situ Chengfeng's hand and tapped quickly on the screen with a serious look on his face.

Situ Jingang and Situ Chengfeng thought that their second brother had finally come to his senses and started flirting with girls.

I turned my head and saw the sky was falling.

This BYD is actually analyzing the fairy's grammatical errors word by word?!

Many of the poems, including but not limited to the one proposed by the fairy, are not from the same masterpiece, and some of the poems will greatly change their original meaning when put together.

Finally, he warned the fairy not to pretend to know something she didn't. If that didn't work, he could recommend the fairy to Haoran Academy for further study.

Situ Jingang:
Situ Chengfeng: ???
the other side.

He Luoyi is currently live streaming a video of himself making friends with Yuanzi.

Suddenly, a person with the ID Situ Jia Tiancai appeared in the live broadcast room.

Pointing at her.

She said this sentence was wrong, that sentence was wrong, and that sentence couldn't be connected.
And the typing speed is so damn fast!

Before I could even mute him, this guy had already typed out more than a dozen comments.

Aren't you sick?

I’ve just entered the new track of “literary edge” and my traffic has just started to pick up recently, so how come I met an idiot like you?
You don't think you can win my favor by showing off some literary talent, do you?
Is it because I am smart?

"Big idiot!"

After He Luoyi silently greeted Situ Wen with lip language, he decisively blocked him and carried him away!
"Huh? I was kind enough to teach her, why did she block me?"

Big idiot.
Situ Jingang and Situ Chengfeng also used lip language to warmly greet the Situ family's beloved second son.

The players who didn't brush their points were still given some instructions by Kuku.

If I don’t block you, who will you block?
"Dad, brother, did she just say something to me using lip language?" Situ Wen turned around and asked.

"Oh, she's praising your knowledge."

"Well, your words were like a thunderbolt to her, a sudden enlightenment. She finally came to her senses. She felt that the gap in knowledge between us was too big, and she was embarrassed to face you, so she blocked you."

"Tsk!"

Situ Wen frowned.

"How can this be possible? Learning is about having doubts. Doubts lead to learning. Doubts lead to enlightenment. Enlightenment leads to gains, and the gains are bound to be great. How can she feel ashamed just because she is not as knowledgeable as me?"

Big fool!
The two of them greeted each other again using lip language.

"Dad, give me your phone. I'll go to the live studio and try to persuade her."

"No need, the fairy is always trying to persuade others."

"what?"

Situ Wen didn't understand.

"Many of her words are wrong. How can she persuade others?"

"Don't worry about it."

Persuading others to guide is also persuasion!

With such an unromantic second brother, the two of them really have no idea what to do.

All he could do was sit in meditation and enter a state of concentration. In Liu Qingqing's words, this was to quit his addiction to sex.

You must abstain from it for a certain period of time before you can fundamentally break your brain's dependence on mobile phones and Douyin.

Watching my father and elder brother finally give up tempting me and enter a state of cultivation.

Situ Wen also took out several books of sages from the storage bag on his waist.

But after reading it all while shaking my head, I found that my state today was very strange.

I recognize every word, and I can read it as smoothly and catchy as usual.

But I can't think carefully about the meaning of the sentence.

"Are you distracted?"

Situ Wen put down the book and couldn't help but sigh.

"I never thought that one day, Situ Wen would become like those ordinary students and become distracted while studying? Is this the temptation of beauty? It's really powerful!"

He said this, but there was no sign of dejection on his face.

Instead, a fighting spirit emerged!
"it is good"

"very good!"

"No wonder my father and elder brother are so deeply trapped. I've only seen a few fairies and they've already experienced this. They must be even more deeply poisoned."

"It seems that the effect of this beauty on the heart of Tao is elusive and unpredictable."

"I thought my Daoist heart had become unyielding after my teacher's teachings, but I didn't expect there was still room for improvement. Wonderful, absolutely wonderful!"

Speaking of it.

Situ Wen actually took the initiative to turn on the mobile phone on the table, but found that it could not be used.

Situ Wen took the initiative to play with his mobile phone, and the two people next to him naturally wanted it more than they could have, and immediately gave him a new one.

There is no other meaning.

I just hope that my second brother can go into business as soon as possible. Wouldn’t it be nice for the three of us, father and son, to have fun browsing our phones together?

After binding his spiritual consciousness, Situ Wen began to browse the fairy videos on Douyin with great concentration.

In the expectant eyes of Situ Jingang and Situ Chengfeng, Situ Wen never showed any signs of giving up.

On the contrary, Situ Wen's eyes became brighter and brighter, and his mind became clearer and clearer.

He had been looking at the fairies with a critical eye.

When encountering something a little more explicit, this BYD actually advised the fairy to be more restrained in the comment section, saying things like the world is cold and people's hearts are no longer the same.

Damn it!
This guy actually used the beauty of the fairies in Douyin to sharpen his Dao heart?!
Do you have to be such a beast?
"Oh, Dad, forget it. I don't think my second brother would look down on any fairy, no matter how beautiful she is."

"Forget it, forget it, just enter a state of meditation. You can only practice well first. We can play after your mother lets down her guard."

Just when Situ Wen felt that beauty could no longer tempt him and was about to turn off his phone.

Suddenly I noticed there was another icon on the screen.

"Running every day?"

"Hiss, I remember a classmate told me that it seemed to be a stress-relieving game that could effectively relieve study stress?"

"Well, I'm a little tired after watching fairy videos for so long, so I might as well play a few games to relax."

"The teacher said that only by combining work and rest can we make better progress in learning."

soon.

Different from the background of the Spiritual Continent, the Running Continent is slowly introduced with a burst of gorgeous pictures and a light-hearted background music.

Situ Wen quickly passed the beginner's tutorial.

Being very talented, he quickly mastered all the tricks of the game.

One squats and the other jumps.

Then jump over the spikes and cliffs, and crouch to avoid the splints and meteor hammers, including some missiles and monsters that appear after reaching a certain distance.

“I didn’t expect it to be so interesting.”

"Let's play a few more games. If I study now, I'll inevitably disturb my father and elder brother while they meditate."

"Now I can relieve stress by playing games while supervising their training at the same time. Killing two birds with one stone!"

(End of this chapter)