Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 72 [Starting to update! ] I swear to stop being a bootlicker and enter Sun Bar!
The demon clan's cigarette plan is in full swing.

And on the other side.

A young man was twisting his body wildly in the rain.

“Oh my god!!!”

Shangguan Caibi looked at the news on the screen, kneeling in the rain and roaring to the sky.

"why?"

"How am I inferior to him?"

"I've been so kind to you guys, so why can't I be as humble as a dog? Why does every fairy treat me like a dog?!"

Different from Zhen Youqian and Young Master Long Xiang.

Ever since Douyin came out, Shangguan Caibi, who also comes from a wealthy family, has become obsessed with "Douyin dating".

In Douyin.

We are all equal, everyone is the same. Without posting photos showing your face, what you show is only your true self and your interesting soul.

it's here.

As long as Shangguan Caibi doesn't say it himself.

No one would flatter or fawn over him because of his real identity, and they all treated each other sincerely.

His wish is to find a soul mate on Douyin.

Well, to put it bluntly.

I just want to have a sweet online romance with a beautiful fairy.

Be more straightforward.

He is a bootlicker on Douyin.

But now I have been licking the goddess for two months.
【We are just friends, don’t think too much. 】

[Oh, I'm like this to everyone. You're just overthinking it.]

[You've always sent the red envelope voluntarily. I didn't force you, okay?]

[Black Swan said, if you really like someone, you should trust her unconditionally.]

"He and I just ate and chatted, and at most slept together. What's wrong with that? Does sleeping together mean I had sex with him? You disgusting man!"

"You're calling me your mistress? I've been chasing you for so long, just to ask what your relationship is with that guy."

"I didn't expect you to sleep with him and even call me a jerk. Oh my god!!!"

Well.
Not far away, Shangguan Yundun and another cute little girl were standing together, eating melon seeds while watching Shangguan Caibi going crazy in the rain.

Sometimes he roared, sometimes he beat his chest and stamped his feet, sometimes he grabbed his hair and twisted his body.

"Uncle San, what is Brother Caibi doing?"

"Who knows? Maybe they're filming Douyin. It seems like abstract art is all the rage right now."

"Abstract?"

Shangguan Xiaoman was a little skeptical.

She always felt that her cousin seemed to be being played as a bootlicker by the women on Douyin, and was now breaking down.

After a pause, Shangguan Yundun added seriously.

"It's also possible that his brain was damaged during the last Yaochi Festival."

"Hey, Uncle San, can you tell me the story of the Yaochi Festival again?"

"Haven't I told you four or five times?"

"I want to hear it again, I love to hear it, Xiao Man wants to hear it again~ Uncle San, please tell it again, please~ Okay~"

The little girl acted cute while using her pigtails to push against Shangguan Yundun's body, and the latter had no choice but to agree with a helpless smile.

"Okay, okay, tell me, let's talk about that day when your cousin relied on his status to try to rob someone else's maid."

"Oh, Uncle San, I want you to start from the most exciting part, when the two servants of that mysterious man appear!"

"Tsk! Your cousin was beaten so badly at that time. He was beaten so badly that his back teeth flew out with a slap."

It was very interesting to listen to Uncle San’s story.

Shangguan Xiaoman also laughed happily, and from time to time she danced and made fighting gestures, asking the two cake makers if that was how they beat her cousin.

"No, no, no, that's not the case. At that time, those two masters were very arrogant and used all their strength to hit me."

Shangguan Yundun helped Shangguan Xiaoman adjust her posture while explaining it to her carefully.

"No one hit him in the chest. All the slaps went to your cousin's face and mouth."

On the other side, Shangguan Caibi roared for a while before his emotions gradually calmed down.

"No, Huihui is definitely not that kind of casual woman. Is it possible that she said this to me on purpose?"

"Yes, that must be the case. She must be testing me!"

"How could a woman who normally wouldn't even send me a photo of her legs sleep with another man?"

"I must believe Huihui!"

Thinking of this, he immediately took out his cell phone to apologize.

Guan Xiaocai: Huihui, I'm sorry. I was sick just now. I shouldn't have doubted you. It's all because of my damn possessiveness.

[Xiaohuijun: You think you can call me Huihui? It's good that you know you're wrong! This is so annoying. I'm busy. Stop sending messages or I'll block you!]

[Guan Xiaocai: No, no, no, don’t block me. I promise not to bother you.]

I waited for a long time holding the phone.

Although he knew that asking this question would annoy the other party and might even make him angry, Shangguan Caibi still couldn't help but confirm it again.

[Guan Xiaocai: But you two were a single man and a single woman, sleeping together, so nothing really happened?]

‘Ding dong~’

This time the other party responded instantly.

[Xiao Huijun: I can't help you if you think that way.]

‘Ding dong~’

〔)6″〕

"what?"

Shangguan Caibi was delighted and very excited.

"Huihui actually replied to my two messages in a row? And they were voice messages! This is the first time she's sent me a voice message!"

"What should we name our future child? Let's call him Shangguan Zhi! My name has the character 'cai', and hers has the character 'hui'. The child's name also has the character 'zhi'. It's a match made in heaven, isn't it beautiful? Haha!"

Extremely excited, he immediately clicked on the voice bar, ready to listen to the fairy music.

[Brother, why don't you video chat with me? It would be more exciting.]

Shangguan Caibi:? !!!

Why is it a man's voice?

Huihui’s voice can’t be so rough, right?
Listening carefully, there seemed to be a charming female voice beside him.

While panting, she was saying something like "Don't video call him" and "Give me back my phone soon".

It was as if a flash of lightning flashed through my mind, and my tear glands suddenly lost their valves.
"Tonic! Tonic! God, why do you do this to me!!! I am so infatuated with you, why? Why on earth!"

Even the heavy rain fell even harder, as expected. "Let this heavy rain fall!"

"So you can't see the struggle on my face!!!"

Shangguan Xiaoman looked at Shangguan Caibi howling in the rain, and became even more certain that her cousin must have been a bootlicker who would end up with nothing.

Disheartened Shangguan Caibi stared blankly at the phone screen.

"Huihui, you."

The other party actually took the initiative to make a video call?

"Hehe, are you trying to humiliate me, or have I always been just a part of your play?"

Seeing this, Shangguan Caibi smiled bitterly and stomped the phone to pieces with his foot!

"Even a bootlicker shouldn't be humiliated like this! I, Shangguan Caibi, swear from now on that I will never be a bootlicker again! I have both dignity and love!"

After panting for a while, Shangguan Caibi took out another mobile phone from the storage ring.

Start searching the following keywords carefully on Douyin!

[The self-redemption of a dog]

[The goddess likes to keep me hanging. How can I break the situation? ]

How to tell if a girl likes you

[Is appearance important to male cultivators? ]

"Studio?"

As Shangguan Caibi was scrolling, he suddenly saw a live broadcast room with the title "Let brothers never be bootlickers again".

Shangguan Caibi didn't believe it at first.

To be precise, he actually believed in these live broadcast rooms at the beginning.

But these anchors usually teach him to be a scumbag, or to lick dozens or hundreds of fairies at a time, turning active into passive.

For specific sales pitches, you can join their fan group, which contains a complete PPT tutorial.

In the end, Shangguan Caibi found out after all his actions that he was not cut out to be a scumbag.

Licking a hundred fairies will only make you more miserable and tortured more times.
“It seems like there are quite a lot of people in this live broadcast room.”

With the idea of ​​giving it a try, Shangguan Caibi clicked on it.

The host's name is Sun Xiaochuan.

At this moment, he was passionately describing his experience of being cheated by a gold digger in an online relationship.

He was defrauded of more than five million spirit stones alone!
"so much?"

Shangguan Caibi was secretly amazed. In the process of pursuing the fairy, he really didn't spend many spirit stones. He usually just licked them.

Should I be considered a smart bootlicker?

The host happened to talk about this at this time.

"Some stubborn lickspittle brothers might say, 'I don't usually spend money on fairies, I just lick them, there's nothing to lose anyway, maybe it will work out?'"

"Haha, Xiaochuan just wants to give him a piece of advice on this: it's completely wishful thinking!"

"You spend money, maybe it will work."

"If you don't spend money and just lick it, that would be considered sexual harassment in the eyes of the female cultivators! You'd be called a low-ranking man! It's impossible for you to treat the brothers as human beings! I've had 134 online relationships, and that's all experience!"

Yeah!
indeed!

Shangguan Caibi immediately rewarded Sun Xiaochuan with a pair of sunglasses and typed.

Guan Xiaocai: The host is right. The fairy doesn't even consider me a human being! Host, why?

After sending the gift, this barrage was accurately pushed to Sun Xiaochuan's comment area by the system.

"Thank you, Brother Guan Xiaocai, for the magic mirror. Thank you!"

"This brother Guan Xiaocai must be new here. Judging from his words, he seems to want to continue licking me. I can only say that licking me like a dog will lead to nothing!"

The barrage was also full of ridicule towards Shangguan Caibi.

It seems that here, everyone is not a licker, and seems to be ashamed of licking?
Guan Xiaocai: So what should I do?

"What to do? Nothing! Think about what those women did to you, and you still want to lick them? Don't you feel disgusted? Do your parents know how humble you are as a licker?"

Shangguan Caibi fell silent.

How could parents possibly know that their child is a bootlicker?
Are you short of female cultivators?
If I reveal my identity, not to mention ten, even a hundred Xiaohuijuns would be willing to be with me, even in 1080p!

"Brother, some nuns deserve to be loved, and some don't. As for those who deserve to be loved, we stay away from them because we know we don't deserve them."

Guan Xiaocai: Huh? If you don't love the one you love, then why would you love those women who are your inferiors?

"Hahahahaha, Brother Guan Xiaocai, I, Sun Xiaochuan, will only teach you two principles."

"First, I want to teach you not to be sycophants. Second, I want you to attack scumbags, gold diggers, low-rollers, and extreme feminists when you encounter them!"

"Don't worry about your real-life identity; no one knows anyone else on TikTok anyway!"

"Think about your own experience of being deceived, and think about those brothers who you don't know but have also been deceived by them. Shouldn't they scold you?"

"If you don't know how to curse, you can join the anchor's fan group, where there are tutorials and quotes."

Should!
You deserve to be scolded!

Shangguan Caibi picked up his cell phone.

Advanced fan group!
The dirty words in it are simply disgusting.

These words, which Shangguan Caibi could not even pronounce normally, were now all sent to Xiaohuijun in private messages.

Big flying column!
Black Fungus!
Tiger tank!

Rasengan-style juicer!
"Cool!"

"It's so cool!"

Not only did Shangguan Caibi send private messages, he also went to the comment section of Xiaohuijun's video to insult her crazily.

He never mentioned the fact that he was cheated on, but simply enjoyed the pleasure of insulting the other person.

"Hahaha, awesome! Honestly, it's definitely better than being a bootlicker!"

The live broadcast is over!

Sun Xiaochuan stretched lazily and opened the backstage.

"Only 30,000 followers in one afternoon? But since the Demon Lord doesn't send organic traffic to my livestream, all those searches coming in must be my true fans."

"Well, there's still a long way to go. Let's first report today's live broadcast data to the Demon Lord."

"Huh? This Guan Xiaocai sent me so many private messages?"

Open it and take a look.

A small part of it was to thank Sun Xiaochuan for helping him see himself clearly, and the majority was to madly insult those female cultivators for the harm they had caused him.

The obscene words made Sun Xiaochuan, a chameleon, frown frequently.

"Is this guy's swearing too badly?"

"The Demon Lord instructed that such matters should be left to the human race from now on, and asked me to pay attention to those male cultivators who are extremely hostile to female cultivators. I think this Guan Xiaocai seems to be a promising talent."

Sun Xiaochuan: Brother, I'm planning to set up a second fan group. Are you interested in being my administrator?

[Guan Xiaocai: I will never disgrace my mission!]

(End of this chapter)