Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 52 What are the nine major shops?
【Jiang Chen: I know! 】

"Know?"

Li Wanjun frowned and continued typing.

[Li Wanjun: Don’t they know that I’m the spokesperson for the Black Swan brand?]

[Jiang Chen, I know. We also mentioned that Yao Chi Saint Lord Li Wanjun is the brand spokesperson for Black Swan. Guess what they said?]

Li Wanjun: Oh? What did they say? They won't give me a break?

When Li Wanjun typed these words, ice crystals began to appear in the surrounding air.

[Jiang Chen: They say, what face does this old woman like Li Wanjun have? The previous Holy Lord of Yaochi Holy Land can also be called Yaochi Holy Lord? What face does she have? Her face is like a shoe insole!]

[Jiang Chen: I argued with them, saying that Li Wanjun is now more charming than before, but they insisted that you are old and weak, and you are not good at anything.]

Neck Mom!

'boom! '

The entire table turned into dust, and Li Wanjun's murderous intent almost materialized.

"How dare you! I'm going to kill them right now!"

Fu Yuechan and Ji Ruoyao, who witnessed the entire group chat, immediately stopped the furious Li Wanjun.

"Master, please be aware of your identity! There are so many people watching outside!"

"Yes, sister Wanyun, there are so many people outside the shop looking at you now, don't let them laugh at you, calm down, calm down."

"Master, don't worry. I'll go and find out what's going on for you."

Fu Yuechan: Damn it! How dare the nine major shops make fun of my master like this! This is simply too much!

[Jiang Chen: Yes, it's really too much. I also said that Saint Lord Li's direct disciple is the current Saint Lord Fu Yuechan, but it's no use!]

【Fu Yuechan: ???】

【Fu Yuechan: I’m useless?】

[Fu Yuechan: How did I get the position of Holy Lord in the first place? I fucking killed 123 of my fellow disciples!]

[Fu Yuechan: Do you understand the value of being called the "Most Warlike Saint"?]

[Fu Yuechan: Tell them to ask the Wanfa Immortal Sect how I was able to destroy them!]

【Fu Yuechan: I'm useless?!】

[Jiang Chen: Yes, I mentioned your name, but they really didn't recognize it!]

[Jiang Chen: They say you're a little girl, your hair hasn't even fully grown yet, and you probably haven't experienced the pleasures of a man yet. I wonder if you have any gynecological problems. They're making up dirty rumors about you and making dirty jokes about you.]

"Grass!"

Fu Yuechan's eyes became furious on the spot. She was still a virgin!
"Making dirty jokes to me?"

"I'm going to slaughter their entire family right now!"

Fu Yuechan is a young genius saint who is only over two thousand years old and is well-known. When has she ever been humiliated like this?

"Calm down! Disciple, calm down!"

"Yuechan, don't be anxious. As the masters of the holy land, we must remain calm no matter what situation we face."

"Yes, yes, isn't it just Zaoni Huangyao? It's okay. As the Holy Lord, we should be tolerant."

Li Wanjun suddenly felt that it was not difficult to accept that she was old and had a loose butt.

At least there are no pornographic rumors about me, right?
[Ji Ruoyao: Interesting, these nine shops are really interesting. Are you really brave?]

[Jiang Chen: Who says it's not true? I heard that Master Shuanghua specially invited Saint Master Ji Ruoyao to discuss important matters like spokespersons.]

Ji Ruoyao's heart sank, her smile froze, and she had a bad premonition.

[Jiang Chen: And yet they're talking about tightness? Ji Ruoyao is even older than Li Wanjun. Most people can't satisfy this kind of old man. There's no way it can be tight down there. It's not even tight at all. It's as dry as tree bark.]

[Jiang Chen: What you said is incoherent. I don't know what they mean by saying you're not tight.]

Li Wanjun and Fu Yuechan sat upright, not daring to look directly into Ji Ruoyao's eyes.

'boom! ’

The roof of Wansan Shop exploded instantly.

The female cultivators around the shop were all stunned.

?

what's the situation?
Who is that woman pretending to be crazy?

"hiss?"

Why does he look like the Great Dream Saint?
and many more?

Isn’t that Saint Lord Ji!
Behind her were the two Holy Lords, Fu Yuechan and Li Wanjun, who seemed to be trying to persuade her. What had happened?
The press conference hasn't even started yet, and the Saints are already scrambling for it?
Ji Ruoyao seemed unable to stop herself and pointed to the sky with one hand.

"Mirror!!"

There was another louder explosion.

The Qiankun Dream Mirror, a treasure far away in the Holy Land of Great Dream, descended upon Linyao City with an unrivaled aura.

Female cultivator: ???
Did something go wrong?
Does the competition have to be so fierce?

It's just a fight over some clothes, there's no need to make such a big deal, right?
"Wow! Look at the trending Douyin trending. I was wondering why Master Shuanghua hasn't shown up yet. Turns out he's been kidnapped!"

"I lost it? Who? How dare you?"

"Nine major shops."

"Hiss, could it be that because Master Shuanghua chose the Wansan Store as the venue for the press conference, they got angry and kidnapped Master Shuanghua?"

"Fuck, that's very likely."

"Damn it! These nine major trading companies made me wait so long. No wonder Saint Ji is angry. I'd be angry too!"

"Sister, waiting is nothing. Why don't you go and watch Douyin yourself?"

Under Jiang Chen's backstage operation.

All the videos posted by Xiao Yao were pushed to the platform’s hot spots.

[Nine major stores say that an old woman like Li Wanjun should stay at home and not show off and be a conspicuous figure.]

[Shocking! Nine major stores reveal the secrets of Fu Yuechan's hundreds of love affairs, including a suspected abortion experience!]

[If you don't understand, just ask. The nine major shops are talking about Saint Ji Ruoyao no longer having any problems. What does this 'no problem' mean?]

These three don't even make the top three.

The ones at the front are:
[Nine major shops stated that the appearance of Master Shuanghua has seriously sparked conflicts between men and women.]

[Comments from nine major stores: "The world was born under a woman's skirt" is a fallacy!]

[Nine major stores released purchase details: It shows that most of the accessories were purchased by male cultivators and then given to female cultivators!]

[The nine major shops firmly stated: Male cultivators are more effective than female cultivators. In the war between good and evil, the ratio of male and female cultivator casualties was 9:1. Facts have proven that male cultivators contribute more than female cultivators!]

[Nine major businesses swear: Without male cultivators, female cultivators alone will not be able to give birth to children!]

[The Nine Major Stores said that female cultivators are like delicate flowers, and if they want to bloom, they must be protected by male cultivators.]

The atmosphere in the entire Lin Yao City was very strange.

All the female cultivators were seen breathing heavily, and their fingers were poking out phantoms on the screen.

Don't think about it.

The lethality of these video comment sections must be extremely strong.

"Ok?"

The president of the Money Chamber of Commerce glanced at the message on his phone and let out a light exclamation.

"Here it comes! This demon lord is even slower than we imagined."

"It should be coming. My heart is beating fast, and I have a bad feeling."

"Haha, no problem, the five Mahayana masters we invited are enough to give him a hard time!"

"Shall we retreat first?"

"Don't be so anxious. Have you forgotten that this operation not only involves five Mahayana masters, but also forty Tribulation Crossing masters and half a pseudo-immortal weapon?"

"Well, this kind of generosity can last for a while even against the Holy Land. Don't waste it. I'm going to have a Douyin video call with the ambushers. I'm just taking this opportunity to appreciate the Demon Lord's supreme demeanor."

"Yes!"

"Come, come, I have the best Immortal Drunkenness Wine. I got it from the Yaochi Holy Land through my connections. Let's drink and watch."

"Oh, President Wang is so generous! Then I can't be stingy and try my Bodhi fruit that ripens once every three hundred years."

"Okay, okay, it's been a while since we nine guild leaders have met. Today is a perfect opportunity for us to have a drink while watching the battle."

"Here, have a drink!"

'boom! ’

A loud noise came from their ears.

Before they could react.

The large formation with ninety-nine array formations was violently shattered.

(End of this chapter)